The Most Random System

"You go first."

"The headlights of the bus for Class 17 are broken. Can you help Teacher Yan stand in front and take a look when the time comes?" Wang Ziyan's smile was gentle, and he looked hopeful.

"Teacher Wang, you're really funny." Lin Li blinked.

"Although I'm finally a Wang, it's best that you, Lin Li, hope not to end up in my hands after the class separation." Wang Ziyan's smile remained unchanged.

Nansang Middle School didn't leave much sanctuary for itself, but Wang Ziyan was more interesting than Xue Jian.

At least when chatting alone with him, you wouldn't feel like walking on thin ice, of course, also because the two weren't truly teacher and student.

Other people's homeroom teachers always seem better than your own.

"Teacher, are you here to try this ride?" Lin Li asked.

"That's right, being here with you guys at the amusement park, I should at least have some fun myself." Wang Ziyan nodded, "I can't just sit all day in the lounge like your Teacher Xue. That's too boring.

But you, kid, have got some guts, coming to try this ride all by yourself."

When Wang Ziyan said this, he seemed quite proud and even patted his own chest.

"Teacher, what you really want to praise is your own bravery, right?" So Lin Li understood the meaning.

"That's not it, but if you insist on mentioning it—" Wang Ziyan chuckled softly, ready to recount his glorious achievements of the day.

"Teacher, I wasn't insisting. We can change the topic."

"You can bring it up."

The spellcasting Wang Ziyan, interrupted, stared straight at Lin Li.

"Teacher, what subject do you teach? Let me first see if there's a chance you'll be my subject teacher after the class separation before I consider accepting this threat." Lin Li was quite pragmatic.

Wang Ziyan: "..."

This darn kid.

No wonder Teacher Xue gets out of breath when he mentions him. Now, it seems understandable.

But.

If Xue Jian knew Wang Ziyan's thoughts, he'd probably say, "You still don't get it."

...

Soon, the two were seated in their places.

Wang Ziyan seemed genuinely fearless, he even asked the staff if he could wear a lanyard to secure his phone around his neck, but unfortunately, it was declined.

"Teacher, you're really not afraid at all?" Lin Li was genuinely impressed now; even though he had undergone systematic training, he was a bit nervous.

"Not afraid. The so-called thrilling rides today always feel short and not exciting enough, Pingjiang Amusement Park doesn't seem as scary as the rumors." Wang Ziyan nodded.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

"Life is like a giant swing, with highs and lows, but remember, let's swing together!" After the cheer, corny to the extreme, the machine started operating.

Screaming began the moment it started; clearly, there wasn't much speed yet, but a girl on Lin Li's left was already yelling loudly.

However, Wang Ziyan was excitedly going 'Oh hoo.'

Maybe he was a biology teacher and had mastered the trick of returning to ancestral roots.

As the swing's amplitude increased, the thrill gradually escalated.

Screams came from both the left and right, one excited, the other fearful, mixed with the intense sound of the wind. The extreme stereo made Lin Li's eardrums ache a bit.

"Ahhhhhh!!"

"Oh oh hoo!!"

This left Lin Li not knowing how to be dashing for a moment.

"Is it fun, Lin Li?" Wang Ziyan asked Lin Li with some leisure.

"Easy peasy!" Lin Li replied.

"That's right, that's the feeling, awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh oh oh—"

The swing's amplitude gradually approached 180 degrees, with both the sense of weightlessness and swing speed greatly increasing.

The torment in Lin Li's ears also increased significantly.

"Ahhhhhh!!"

"Oh oh hoo!—"

The fearful left channel was still yelling, but suddenly the excited right channel stopped.

Lin Li instinctively turned his head, and then he saw a shocking scene: Wang Ziyan's limbs were limp, his head tilted to the side, eyes rolled back, and mouth slightly open.

"Teacher, hello, no sleeping allowed here."

No response.

Huh? Did he faint? So suddenly?

Even Bai Bufan didn't faint while riding a roller coaster, didn't Teacher Wang say he was very brave?

"Teacher, wake up! Teacher Wang! Teacher Yan! Your lesson plan isn't prepared!"

Wang Ziyan gave no response, continuing to be unconscious.

Should he ask the staff to stop urgently? Would they be able to hear him now?

He couldn't wake him, his hands were also bound, unable to touch, Lin Li didn't know what to do for a moment.

The giant swing was now high in the air, starting to decelerate, preparing for reverse descent.

The screams on the left subsided a bit, Lin Li was deeply pondering.

"Is it fun, Lin Li!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Lin Li: "?"

He turned his head, only to see Wang Ziyan looking at him excitedly, asking.

"Do you think it's fun, Lin Li?" Wang Ziyan asked again, thinking Lin Li hadn't heard.

"E-easy peasy."

"That's right, that's the feeling, awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh oh oh—"

At this moment, Lin Li was a bit dazed.

Who's the mighty one messing with me, making me fall into a time loop?

Before he could continue pondering who was causing this, the giant swing had already plummeted to the lowest point, where the sense of weightlessness and dizziness was strongest. Only hearing the left side yelling even louder, while the right side went quiet again.

Making sure his right ear wasn't broken, Lin Li turned to look at Wang Ziyan.

Sleeping like a baby, peacefully.

Lin Li: "..."

This time, Lin Li didn't look away.

When the giant swing reached the highest point on the other side, the speed slowed down again.

"Oh oh oh—" Wang Ziyan's mouth got excited before his eyes even opened.

"Is it fun? Lin Li!" He raised his hands high, seeing Lin Li looking at him after opening his eyes, he asked excitedly.

"...Easy peasy."

"That's right, that's the feeling, awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh—"

Stop shouting, let me think.

What kind of bizarre situation is this?

How can he sleep and wake intermittently?

Could this be Wang Ziyan's brain's self-protection mechanism?

Once the body determines that the stimulus exceeds the threshold, it can't handle it, simply shutting down? Then restart once the stimulus drops below the threshold?

Wang Ziyan himself seemed completely unaware of this matter.

Humans, amazing isn't it!

Right side went quiet again.

Lin Li didn't even have to turn his head, ah, to be young, falling asleep just like that.

"Think it's fun? Lin Li!" When Wang Ziyan opened his eyes and saw Lin Li again, he immediately asked excitedly.

"Damn!" Asked three times, Lin Li couldn't hold back and laughed.

"Right! It's fun, isn't it? I feel like laughing too!" Wang Ziyan triumphantly, "Looks like you're as brave as me! Oh oh oh—"

And so—

Sleeping.

"Think it's fun? Lin Li!"

Sleeping.

"Think it's fun? Lin Li!"

Sleeping.

As the amplitudes increased, Wang Ziyan's shutdown frequency got quicker and quicker.

Constantly switching between fainting and excited consciousness.

Moreover, he discovered the left channel's volume acted like a signal; when it grew louder, it meant Wang Ziyan was about to shut down, when it got softer, it meant he was about to reboot.

As the on-off cycle sped up, when the amplitude exceeded 360 degrees and started going in circles, Wang Ziyan couldn't even finish his reboot words; however, his sleep became sounder.

"Think it's fun, Lin—"

"Think—"

"Th—"

"!"