The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

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"We are almost late, but it seems we come at the right time." (Kaito)

"Yup. It's perfect time to watch." (Saitama)

"Umm... where is this now?" (Jiraiya)

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At the moment, Seeing Itachi unleashing Susanoo among the ruins of the Uchiha hideout surrounded by Amaterasu flames... Kaito and Saitama immediately understood that they were visiting at the end of the fight. 

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"Is that Uchiha Itachi? He's part of your village now, Kid?"

Looking at the person inside the big red Susano, Jiraiya immediately recognizes Itachi who used to be a famous genius in Konoha. 

"Yep."

"And that should be Uchiha Sasuke."

Jiraiya said while frowning, wondering if he should try to capture him and bring him to his student. As his teacher, he knows very well about his student obsession about wants to bring his best friend back to Konoha.

However, Kaito who knows the circumstances between Naruto and Sasuke quickly warns him-- which puts a halt on his idea. 

"Unfortunately, if you have an idea to bring Uchiha Sasuke back to Konoha after this, that would be impossible."

"Why?"

"Because we want to bring him with us. He is the brother of Itachi after all." 

"Yeah. Itachi wanted to bring his brother with him." (Saitama)

"He is also my brother-in-law." (Kazehana)

"Ah, understandable. It doesn't matter, Family stay together." 

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Although Jiraiya would like to help Naruto meet his 'best friend' and perhaps recover the last Uchiha bloodline in Konoha, he knows it's more important for Konoha not to have a conflict with the new village. 

In any case, it would be better for both Uchiha brothers to stay out of Konoha, considering their reputation as a traitor.

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At the same time while Jiraiya is talking, Itachi who is currently 'educated' his brother wonders if he should stop his act now.

Especially, with Kaito already arrived here--- he could entrust him to transfer memory about the truth of the Uchiha genocide, allowing his stupid brother to understand his past actions and solve the misunderstanding altogether.

Although he didn't expect his brother to forgive his decision, at least Sasuke would be aware of what was happening.

Itachi also doesn't want to make Kaito wait too long for him, as he was aware Kaito planned to deal with Kaguya on the moon after this, solving the root of the problem immediately.

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"Are you done yet, Sasuke? Is it time for us to talk?" Itachi asked calmly while looking at exhausted Sasuke.

"There's nothing for us to talk, bastard!"

Looking at Itachi who is unscathed after getting struck by Kirin, there's a clear hint of unwillingness in Sasuke eyes alongside deep hatred.

It's understandable though why Sasuke feels like that. At least in the original, Itachi does look exhausted at this point of the fight.

But now? Itachi didn't even look tired, only looked at Sasuke with flat emotion and 'indifference'. All of this is thanks to the fact that Itachi is currently healthy and also got some upgrades using points in the chat group

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"Stop underestimating me!"

Angry that Itachi could endure his strongest attack and have exhausted his own chakra reserves, Sasuke activates level two of his cursed seal like in the Original. 

"You never learn, my foolish brother."

"Shut up!"

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Itachi who knows what happens in Original naturally knows what's going to happen next, which is an event where Orochimaru attempts to take over Sasuke's body via his curse mark. 

Sure enough, like in the original, Orochimaru, sensing Sasuke's desperation, calls out to him from within his subconscious, promising to help him if Sasuke lets him out. 

As Sasuke has nothing left to suppress Orochimaru, he emerges from Sasuke's body, transforms into a giant white serpent with eight heads and eight tails, and then attempts to attack Itachi.

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"Plot correction is amazing, but like in the Original, it's just a foolish attempt." 

"Rawwwrr!!!"

*Sigh*

Despite the crisis in front of their eyes, none of the people here are panicking. Everyone from the chat group knows what's going to happen next, and Jiraiya also knows with Saitama here there's no way Itachi will be harmed.

Itachi even feels bored already, but unfortunately, their plan is soon completed and he doesn't need to continue to play with his brother's revenge after this.

*Slash*

Using his Susanoo, Itachi quickly beheads Orochimaru's Jutsu with ease, immediately subjugating Orochimaru's transformation. He also screams with agony, but Itachi doesn't plan to give him mercy.

He also knows that Orochimaru is currently attempting to take his brother's body right now without wasting any time activating the sealing property Sword of Totsuka, removing the curse mark behind Sasuke's neck immediately.

"Aaaarrgh!"

However, this is where the development differs from the Original. Since Itachi knew of Kaito's plan to recruit Orochimaru, Itachi did not continue to torture and seal him into the Sword of Totsuka.

"Owner."

"Got it."

Getting the signal from Itachi, Kaito immediately teleported next to Itachi-- and took out an item that he had created for this situation. Fortunately, the plot correction power assures everything is controllable, so chat group members can anticipate what's going to happen next.

*DING*

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[Custom Holy Grail (* * * * *) has been retrieved from the inventory]

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Seeing the golden cup with a strong magical aura in Kaito's hand, Itachi becomes curious and asks, "What is that, Owner?"

"An item that can temporarily house Orochimaru's soul. I was inspired by an item from the plot I watched a long time ago, and using Yuu's magic power, I managed to create something similar item albeit much inferior." 

Although similar in appearance, the Holy Grail that Kaito created was far inferior to the original because it could not grant wishes, could only hold 2-3 souls, and could not hold a lot of magic energy unlike the original.

However, this tool was suitable for use in this situation, because if the 4th Shinobi World War had not happened (which is going to be), Orochimaru might not have been revived in the future.

Using 1000 points in the chat group, Kaito then moved Orochimaru's soul which had been moved from Sasuke's body into the custom Holy Grail that he made instantly.

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"Got the soul~" 

"Thank you, Owner." Itachi said with gratitude, knowing that this situation wouldn't have happened without Kaito's help and advice.

"You're welcome." Kaito nonchalantly replied, while looking at the holy grail on his hand with satisfaction.

Now, he just needs to persuade Orochimaru to join, but knowing his goal to pursue immortality and knowledge, Kaito is confident he won't refuse the offer to work under them like Minaka from Sekirei world.

Shortly after, Sasuke became conscious (although very weak) because of Orochimaru's influence disappearance on his body.

"W-What have you done to him?" Sasuke asked with a frustrated tone.

"Separating your body from Orochimaru." 

"Why?"

"Because I need him? And your brother asks me." Kaito answered, and then put the holy grail back in his inventory since the business are done.

Meanwhile, Hearing Kaito's casual answer, Sasuke become enraged, "Why are you helping him?! You! Because you--"

Unfortunately for him, Itachi who did not like Sasuke's rude behavior towards Kaito at the moment, immediately grabbed his neck and said, "Stop it, foolish brother."

*Choke*

"Let go of me, you bastard! I swear you'll pay for what you did, damn it!"

*Tch*

Sasuke then spat in Itachi's face, while continuing to struggle in his hands. This made Itachi quite annoyed, but he knew what he had to do now. Now his brother can't escape, and this is a good time to transfer the memory to Sasuke... solving all of his worries to his little brother.

"Owner, can you please transfer related memories about the truth to him right now."

"Are you sure? he doesn't look calm."

"He doesn't need to be calmed down, right?"

"Yeah. Sure then."

Already anticipating his request, Kaito immediately used the chat group to transfer all the memory related to Naruto World and then added some details about the chat group stuff.

Knowing how doting Itachi on his brother, Sasuke probably going to enter the chat group in the future so he might as well inform him all related information about the chat group.

"What are you--- Ack!"

This made the already exhausted Sasuke even weaker because of the memories that entered his head, making him fall unconscious-- though it was already expected. Itachi quickly catches his brother's body, and after that, everyone decides to have lunch to celebrate while waiting for Sasuke to wake up.

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After about half an hour, Sasuke finally regained consciousness and he also digested the memory he had in his head about the past and the future event.

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The memory of Itachi's childhood, conflict with the Uchiha clan, a deal with Danzo, and meeting someone who claims himself as Uchiha Madara.

Akatsuki goal, 4th Shinobi World War, existence of Kaguya and Otsutsuki.

And then, the chat group's existence, what it can do, Kaito's assistance, and how his brother manages to change his fate thanks to it. 

Sasuke realized his world wasn't simple at all. Forget about Akatsuki, Otsutsuki even more dangerous threat to this world. Like, a power that affects everyone's perception of the whole planet? That's stupid no matter how he thinks.

Unfortunately, his brother joined the chat group-- which is full of very capable people and scary people

. Thanks to the memory about the chat group, he is now aware there are a few monsters in the chat group capable of destroying this world if they want to.

Sasuke also learns that he needs to kill Danzo later for revenge. Probably with his brother, since his brother also doesn't like him either.

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After sorting his memory, Sasuke who knew the truth opened his eyes, and then when he stood up, he found his brother sitting on a picnic with Kazehana, Jiraiya, Kaito, and Saitama freely... enjoying a lunch with rice and various side dishes that looked very appetizing, surely from Erina and Hisato from the chat group.

"Yoo, little brother, how do you feel? Do you want to join?"

Sasuke shook his head calmly at Kaito's invitation and turned at Itachi, "You... Those memories, the group... are real, right?"

"Yes." 

"Then, you choose me over the clan, you are so stupid, brother."

"...I am sorry."

"And then you become a devil... the method of resurrection."

"Yes."

"Are you serious about it?"

"Yes."

"Then, I will help you too."

"Are you angry, Sasuke?"

"Not so much. After knowing the circumstances... I know where I need to go after this." 

Sasuke who knows everything that happened in the original this time does not feel so much anger at Konoha, because unlike in the original, Itachi is still alive, healthy, and even has a wife who loves him so much.

He just feels lost-- but still, It's a much better ending than the original.

Sasuke also doesn't suffer anything, Orochimaru is also gone from his body, and the only concern is probably team Taka, which Sasuke admits he doesn't care that much compared to his brother.

They also have a goal to revive all the clan members with the help of the chat group that his brother entered. Instead of getting revenge on Konoha, Sasuke who knows Itachi's plan wants to exactly do that and also wants to help him. 

He also plans to follow where his brother goes, since chat groups mean you can visit another world, which means a wider world to explore. 

Only Jiraiya who listened to the conversation is confused about what Sasuke is talking about, but naturally, no one wants to reveal the secret of the chat group to him.

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"Anyway, since you are okay with husband, brother-in-law. Sit down and have lunch with us~"

When Sasuke was lost in thought, suddenly his hand was pulled by the drunk Kazehana.  Realizing the identity of the hot woman in front of his eyes, Sasuke lowered his head and muttered, "You are... his wife?"

"Correct! 100 for you, little brother!" Kazehana said while continue pulling out Sasuke's arm, forcing him to sit down beside her.

"Ugh!"

Sasuke struggled and wanted to escape, but surprisingly, he found out that Kazehana's physical strength was really strong-- one of the top 3 strongest in the chat group.

After all, she uses his point a lot to increase her physical strength which allows her to last longer during her night activity with Itachi.

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"Anyway little brother, if you are concerned about your clan. You don't have to worry~"

"Not really." Sasuke shook his head and then said seriously, "I know what my brother wants to do, and I am willing to help him achieve it."

Hearing his answer, Kazehana chuckled a little bit and teased, "Ara~ aren't you naughty?"

"Naughty?"

"Yup. After all, I am planning to have a lot of children with my husband to repopulate the clan~

"Do you want to join, little brother?"

"""Pfft!!"""

Hearing what Kazehana said, everyone in the place was shocked to the point of choking on their food. Especially Itachi who became very embarrassed, decided to stop his wife by putting her to sleep immediately-- stopping the chaos from ensuing.

"I am sorry, Sasuke." (Itachi)

"It's okay. Brother... your wife is unique." (Sasuke)

"Indeed. Itachi, I envy you! How do you get such a babe as your wife?." (Jiraiya)

"It must be hard for you to have a wife who likes drinking." (Kaito)

"Indeed. My condolences." (Saitama)

"It's okay." (Itachi)

Hearing various comments about his wife's behavior, Itachi could only agree, because Itachi had a hard time controlling his wife's behavior when she was drunk.

Therefore, Itachi decided to let her fall asleep because if not, Kazehana might become even wilder and tell everyone here about their private nightlife activity.

At least the problem that haunted him for several years was finally solved today with Kaito and chat group help, and Itachi swore he would follow Kaito wherever he goes from now on.

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