The Legendary Life Beginning from American Comics
Chapter 82: Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become
Annie had one before.
He takes her to school every day. Since the dog passed away, she has never had a pet.
The main reason is that the life of a pet is too short, and she doesn't like the sadness when they are separated.
"Detective Edward, do you like animals?"
Anne rubbed Laifu's head curiously and looked at Edward's house. It was very big, enough for two people.
"I like it very much."
"Really?" A hint of surprise appeared on Annie's face, "I like it too, how much do you like it?"
"Let me tell you this, not even a moment..." Edward stopped subconsciously. Isn't this too cruel for girls? I'm not one of those straight men who can't speak. "Ahem, I mean, It’s okay to skip a meal once in a while.”
"..."
It seems that the more I explain, the more wrong it becomes.
"I also want to raise a puppy. The fur on its head is so soft and feels so comfortable."
"Well, Laifu is not picky about food and is easy to feed."
Edward looked at Annie's movements of rubbing Laifu's head, you... this is the rhythm that is going to make it bald!
But you can't let her play with the rifle all the time, you have to make her drunk.
If the woman is not drunk, Edward has no chance.
"Actually... I'm quite easy to support." Annie stroked the dog's head and said with a smile, "I don't want to pick anything."
Edward said without thinking: "It's enough to have one dog at home!"
"..."
Anne glanced at Edward with resentment. Does this man's rectum lead to his brain?
Edward also felt that his words were ambiguous and quickly explained: "After all, there is not much leftover food."
"..."
Edward was so focused on how to get Anne drunk that he had no time to think about whether there was any ambiguity in Anne's words. "Don't be stunned. Sit down. I made some home-cooked food today. I wonder if you are used to it?"
With that said, Laifu sat on the sofa.
"Laifu is so smart!" Anne looked at Edward's family dog in surprise. She always felt that this guy was more like a human than a dog.
"What a smart person! It's said to be equivalent to the IQ of a seven-year-old human being. I was able to speak at the age of seven, but he is different now and can only bark..."
"Wang???"
"Look, I'm not wrong!"
Anne listened to Edward's theory and felt something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Is this a snack? A gummy candy?" Annie held a crystal clear gummy candy and looked at it curiously. It seemed to be delicious.
"Yes, gummies." Edward nodded, soaked in vodka.
"Let me try!"
Annie tasted two and said, "It's very good. It's a little different from what I've eaten before. Do you have any tips?"
"Try other meatballs, you probably haven't eaten them before..."
"Hey, it seems to have a special taste."
Edward smiled and nodded, yes, wine!
"Come on, come on, try again..."
Edward felt that Anne was getting better, so he started the main meal.
After tasting several dishes, Annie suddenly felt a little dizzy. Was it hot?
Anne sheepishly took off her coat, "Sorry, it's a bit hot."
"It doesn't matter. We are all close friends here. Let's go and have a glass of relaxing wine."
"Uh..." Watching Edward drink it all in one gulp, Anne imitated his example and finished it in one gulp.
Moreover, what Edward said makes sense. Since we are all good friends, it would be inappropriate for me to be coy and coy, so I might as well learn from him and be more free and easy.
Sure enough, mature men are full of charm.
"drink!"
Anne still choked when she tried it for the first time, but after drinking a glass, she was surprised to find, "It seems... okay? I don't feel anything at all. So I have such a good drinking capacity?"
This greatly increased her self-confidence.
Red wine was slow to drink, so Edward drank red wine with her first, otherwise, how embarrassing would it be if he drank beer and was full but not drunk?
"Wine, water, spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea, come and do it!"
"oh oh……"
Annie felt that drinking was just that, not as evil as her mother said, and she could finish it all at once. Wouldn't it be okay if it was different?
To put it bluntly, this was the first time Anne drank alcohol as an adult.
Watching Edward drink it all in one gulp, Anne also imitated it.
Next to him, Laifu was lying on the ground, as if sighing.
"Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you will be."
Edward drank it up again without saying a word.
Anne was too embarrassed not to drink, so she drank it all in one gulp.
After three cups, Annie felt like she had a reaction.
Edward took advantage of the victory and pursued the attack. "I slept in the spring without waking up. I heard the singing of birds everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the lady, how much should I drink?"
"Dry!"
Just like that, after drinking a few drinks, Anne started to drink on her own initiative without Edward's persuasion.
"I can't drink anymore, I seem a little dizzy..." This is what Edward said.
about there!Laifu thought about it in his mind, looked at the two people's conditions, and then turned on the TV.
Nourishing…
The TV was turned on and a familiar voice came.
"Spring is here, and it's the animal breeding season. On a prairie in Africa, a male lion is crawling..."
The two of them were in a daze, watching the animal world played on TV.
Both of them were a little embarrassed.
Laifu looked at the TV and fell into deep thought, as if... he took it by mistake.
But it seems that I got it right.
"..."
"Woof...ah woo! ah woo!" Laifu looked at the couple with an aggrieved look. I was trying to adjust the atmosphere for you, but you actually kicked me out. Is there any justice?
There was a long silence, perhaps catalyzed by alcohol, which reminded Annie of the unhappy things in the past few days.
The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, so I cried to Edward about the unfair treatment I had received over the past few days.
Listening to Anne's cries gradually disappear, Edward sighed, "I finally fell asleep."
And he slowly escaped from the crime tool!
Finally... we can get down to business!
Edward secretly opened the vacuum blood collection tube and was worried that Anne would wake up suddenly. Fortunately, Anne did not wake up during the process.
Wiping the sweat, he looked at the tube of blood.
"Anne's blood is available!"
After getting all the blood of the three superhumans, the next step is to get the people of the motherland!
I don’t know if Anne’s blood will have any effect, after all, the alcohol content in it is not low!
Edward left a note with Anne as a small reminder.
Fortunately, Anne was stupid...oh no, called naive, otherwise Edward wouldn't have been able to get her drunk if it had been anyone else.
Speaking of which, it was too easy to persuade Annie to drink. She didn't even need to say anything. She just had to finish it in one gulp, and this silly girl drank it all in one gulp. She was so stupid that she was easily bullied outside.
Throwing Annie on the sofa, he returned to the room and fell asleep. After getting Annie's blood, he slept very soundly.
……
The next day, Annie woke up.
Feeling that her head was still a little bloated, and it was still dark outside, she vaguely saw a note beside her: "Your alcohol level has been measured. Your alcohol level is three glasses of vodka, two glasses of beer, and one glass of red wine. From now on, Be careful not to exceed these amounts!”
Anne felt warm in her heart, Inspector Edward is so kind!
I looked at the time, it was past six o'clock.
It's time to leave. Go home and wash up. There are still things to do today.
Annie took some things out of her bag and put them on the table, wrote a few more words, and then went out.
Annie went out, arranging her hair and clothes, completely unaware of the camera exposed in the grass.
He takes her to school every day. Since the dog passed away, she has never had a pet.
The main reason is that the life of a pet is too short, and she doesn't like the sadness when they are separated.
"Detective Edward, do you like animals?"
Anne rubbed Laifu's head curiously and looked at Edward's house. It was very big, enough for two people.
"I like it very much."
"Really?" A hint of surprise appeared on Annie's face, "I like it too, how much do you like it?"
"Let me tell you this, not even a moment..." Edward stopped subconsciously. Isn't this too cruel for girls? I'm not one of those straight men who can't speak. "Ahem, I mean, It’s okay to skip a meal once in a while.”
"..."
It seems that the more I explain, the more wrong it becomes.
"I also want to raise a puppy. The fur on its head is so soft and feels so comfortable."
"Well, Laifu is not picky about food and is easy to feed."
Edward looked at Annie's movements of rubbing Laifu's head, you... this is the rhythm that is going to make it bald!
But you can't let her play with the rifle all the time, you have to make her drunk.
If the woman is not drunk, Edward has no chance.
"Actually... I'm quite easy to support." Annie stroked the dog's head and said with a smile, "I don't want to pick anything."
Edward said without thinking: "It's enough to have one dog at home!"
"..."
Anne glanced at Edward with resentment. Does this man's rectum lead to his brain?
Edward also felt that his words were ambiguous and quickly explained: "After all, there is not much leftover food."
"..."
Edward was so focused on how to get Anne drunk that he had no time to think about whether there was any ambiguity in Anne's words. "Don't be stunned. Sit down. I made some home-cooked food today. I wonder if you are used to it?"
With that said, Laifu sat on the sofa.
"Laifu is so smart!" Anne looked at Edward's family dog in surprise. She always felt that this guy was more like a human than a dog.
"What a smart person! It's said to be equivalent to the IQ of a seven-year-old human being. I was able to speak at the age of seven, but he is different now and can only bark..."
"Wang???"
"Look, I'm not wrong!"
Anne listened to Edward's theory and felt something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Is this a snack? A gummy candy?" Annie held a crystal clear gummy candy and looked at it curiously. It seemed to be delicious.
"Yes, gummies." Edward nodded, soaked in vodka.
"Let me try!"
Annie tasted two and said, "It's very good. It's a little different from what I've eaten before. Do you have any tips?"
"Try other meatballs, you probably haven't eaten them before..."
"Hey, it seems to have a special taste."
Edward smiled and nodded, yes, wine!
"Come on, come on, try again..."
Edward felt that Anne was getting better, so he started the main meal.
After tasting several dishes, Annie suddenly felt a little dizzy. Was it hot?
Anne sheepishly took off her coat, "Sorry, it's a bit hot."
"It doesn't matter. We are all close friends here. Let's go and have a glass of relaxing wine."
"Uh..." Watching Edward drink it all in one gulp, Anne imitated his example and finished it in one gulp.
Moreover, what Edward said makes sense. Since we are all good friends, it would be inappropriate for me to be coy and coy, so I might as well learn from him and be more free and easy.
Sure enough, mature men are full of charm.
"drink!"
Anne still choked when she tried it for the first time, but after drinking a glass, she was surprised to find, "It seems... okay? I don't feel anything at all. So I have such a good drinking capacity?"
This greatly increased her self-confidence.
Red wine was slow to drink, so Edward drank red wine with her first, otherwise, how embarrassing would it be if he drank beer and was full but not drunk?
"Wine, water, spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea, come and do it!"
"oh oh……"
Annie felt that drinking was just that, not as evil as her mother said, and she could finish it all at once. Wouldn't it be okay if it was different?
To put it bluntly, this was the first time Anne drank alcohol as an adult.
Watching Edward drink it all in one gulp, Anne also imitated it.
Next to him, Laifu was lying on the ground, as if sighing.
"Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you will be."
Edward drank it up again without saying a word.
Anne was too embarrassed not to drink, so she drank it all in one gulp.
After three cups, Annie felt like she had a reaction.
Edward took advantage of the victory and pursued the attack. "I slept in the spring without waking up. I heard the singing of birds everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the lady, how much should I drink?"
"Dry!"
Just like that, after drinking a few drinks, Anne started to drink on her own initiative without Edward's persuasion.
"I can't drink anymore, I seem a little dizzy..." This is what Edward said.
about there!Laifu thought about it in his mind, looked at the two people's conditions, and then turned on the TV.
Nourishing…
The TV was turned on and a familiar voice came.
"Spring is here, and it's the animal breeding season. On a prairie in Africa, a male lion is crawling..."
The two of them were in a daze, watching the animal world played on TV.
Both of them were a little embarrassed.
Laifu looked at the TV and fell into deep thought, as if... he took it by mistake.
But it seems that I got it right.
"..."
"Woof...ah woo! ah woo!" Laifu looked at the couple with an aggrieved look. I was trying to adjust the atmosphere for you, but you actually kicked me out. Is there any justice?
There was a long silence, perhaps catalyzed by alcohol, which reminded Annie of the unhappy things in the past few days.
The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, so I cried to Edward about the unfair treatment I had received over the past few days.
Listening to Anne's cries gradually disappear, Edward sighed, "I finally fell asleep."
And he slowly escaped from the crime tool!
Finally... we can get down to business!
Edward secretly opened the vacuum blood collection tube and was worried that Anne would wake up suddenly. Fortunately, Anne did not wake up during the process.
Wiping the sweat, he looked at the tube of blood.
"Anne's blood is available!"
After getting all the blood of the three superhumans, the next step is to get the people of the motherland!
I don’t know if Anne’s blood will have any effect, after all, the alcohol content in it is not low!
Edward left a note with Anne as a small reminder.
Fortunately, Anne was stupid...oh no, called naive, otherwise Edward wouldn't have been able to get her drunk if it had been anyone else.
Speaking of which, it was too easy to persuade Annie to drink. She didn't even need to say anything. She just had to finish it in one gulp, and this silly girl drank it all in one gulp. She was so stupid that she was easily bullied outside.
Throwing Annie on the sofa, he returned to the room and fell asleep. After getting Annie's blood, he slept very soundly.
……
The next day, Annie woke up.
Feeling that her head was still a little bloated, and it was still dark outside, she vaguely saw a note beside her: "Your alcohol level has been measured. Your alcohol level is three glasses of vodka, two glasses of beer, and one glass of red wine. From now on, Be careful not to exceed these amounts!”
Anne felt warm in her heart, Inspector Edward is so kind!
I looked at the time, it was past six o'clock.
It's time to leave. Go home and wash up. There are still things to do today.
Annie took some things out of her bag and put them on the table, wrote a few more words, and then went out.
Annie went out, arranging her hair and clothes, completely unaware of the camera exposed in the grass.
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