Chapter 74: Anticlimactic Battle
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Bonus updated.
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While a battle was going on inside the fused domain, a duo of fairies who had entered the Lower World was deeply frowning.
"Did you feel that aura right now?!" A short fairy with blonde and green eyes asked. This fairy was named Greyhounds.
"Yes, that was no doubt the aura of Lord Puck." A tall fairy with long brown and blue eyes replied.
"Alphonse, do you think Lord Puck is in this Lower World?" Greyhounds asked with a curious expression.
"Yes, that seems plausible." Alphonse nodded to himself.
"Should we go back to the fairy realm and inform his highness, Joséron?" Greyhounds slightly squinted his eyes.
"Nah, we should investigate a bit more, and also we fairies don't get a chance to ever roam in different realms, so I say we should take this opportunity." Alphonse retorted to his friend.
"But.."
"Shut up! Do you really want to go back there??? It's so boring, staring at sceneries all day! No wonder Lord Puck left the realm." Alphonse yelled at his friend.
Greyhounds remained quiet but then after pondering for a while he nodded to Alphonse.
"Very well, lets continue to eat this ham sandwich." He sighed.
The two fairies, Greyhound and Alphonse had come to the Lower World to investigate in hope of finding Puck and enjoy themselves.
Just like the two fairies, multiple fairies were exploring different realms just to find Puck.
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While Lucifer and Puck were fighting, I was sweating buckets.
Should I stop them..... but how?
Ugh.... this is so troublesome.
The last time I was able to get that insane amount of power, how can I conjure it again?
Stop stop stop!
Just leave the fight to them, "Sighs, it can't be helped."
I guess I will send Puck a telepathic message to leave and come here.
"Master don't worry I will definitely win this fight!" Puck announced feeling wronged that he was being doubted.
"Come back! I can feel a dangerous aura, I know you can handle it but we don't want to attract a lot of attention."
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After speaking with his master, Puck felt that what Rael was saying was quite true.
If he dragged the fight longer then there was a chance that her reinforcements would arrive.
And if that happened he was sure he wouldn't be able to go back unscathed.
He looked at Lucifer amusingly while clapping his hands.
"You had a nice plan unfortunately for you I have already figured it all out, dragging the fight on purpose just to call reinforcements!."
Lucifer frowned, she didn't have a plan like that at all, she was simply enjoying the battle so much that she forgot about all other matters.
A battle masochist for sure.
She coughed a little bit in embarrassment as she looked at him with a questioning gaze.
"So what are you going to do about it?" She raised her eyebrows while speaking.
Puck became blank for a second as he started to ponder.
He knew that he had to escape but he didn't think how he would escape. Suddenly he had an idea, didn't Lucifer show her adoration for someone at the beginning of the battle?
'Hehehehehe I am so smart....'
"Oi flaming hag!' He yelled in Lucifer's direction.
Lucifer glared right into Puck's eyes before giving the classic smile. She no longer thought of Puck being part of the anti noble society. He was a fairy, and they were a peace loving species normally, but still she mad about the old man destroying the school.
She suddenly appeared behind Puck and kicked him right on his behind his guts.
Puck tripped as his back almost broke if not for his insane recovery speed. He flapped his wings to fly and then stare at Lucifer. He couldn't help but sigh, it was his fault anyway.
"Let's do a truce."
"And why should we do that?" She raised her eyebrows crossing her hands right below her mounds.
"You said at the beginning of the battle that you like someone right?"
"D-don't tell me you have fallen in love with me?! I am sorry I will have to reject you, I am in love with someone already." She looked at him with pity.
At that moment Puck felt as if someone drove a knife right into his heart. Well anyone would feel the same.
"You old hag! Anyway, listen to me!" He spoke with hate.
She nodded and waited for Puck to speak.
"I have a drink, it's is called Sensual Elixir. I have kept this with me for almost a total of 50.000 years. It's extremely potent and brings positive results. Once your man drinks this, he will lose all his will and his libido will increase as high as the heavens, and if you are the only one in the room with your lover.... imagine what will happen fufufu...." Puck chuckled proudly.
"I-is that true?!" Lucy couldn't help but ask.
"Yes it is, it is a product made by myself and I am quite a high figure back in my realm, you might have heard my name before as Puck the Messenger. I swear on my master that it will work!"
"Wait? You are Puck the Messenger?!" She asked with a bit of surprise and frowned deeply when she heard 'master' but didn't doubt him because she heard about the loyalty of Puck to his master, Irakiel.
But according to everyone, Irakiel was long dead so she assumed that his master was the profound Daoist old man from before, she clenched her hands as she felt anger.
But all of that dissipated as she thought of what all she could do with that Sensual Elixir.
She started to giggle creepily, which totally freaked out Puck.
'I am glad that I am not her lover, I can only feel pity for the person with who she is in love with. May God bless him.'
Meanwhile, Rael suddenly got an ominous feeling and shivered a bit before sneezing.
"Achoo~!"
'I think someone is thinking about how handsome I am....'
"So is it a deal?" Puck asked the creepy Lucy who was in heat just by thinking of Rael.
"Yesh!" She smiled widely from one ear to the other.
"Okay then!"
Puck lifted his hand and a pink fluid in a glass bottle suddenly appeared. He went towards her and placed it on her hand with eyes of reluctance.
Quickly Lucy snatched it from his hands and stared at it creepily, occasionally giggling creepily. She had already lowered the Raza-Tikva and was fully focused on the mysterious liquid.
He felt shivers across his entire body as he exited the domain leaving Lucy behind. After that, he headed straight to where Rael was.
He could only send his prayers and well-wishing to the unfortunate man for attracting the attention of a crazy woman.
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Rael was now mixing up with his peers.
Everyone was standing in the stadium since everything in the vicinity was razed to the ground while waiting for the teachers to arrive.
They were all talking with their fellow friends which made Rael a bit uneasy but this all the more strengthened the opinion of himself being cool.
Loners are cool.
Then some teachers went onto the stage in the middle of the stadium and spoke into the mic that everything was fine amd explained the situation.
At first, all were shocked and a bit scared but then the teachers declared that they would refund half the fees from the first years students accounts, which made everyone settle down.
They were honestly quite shocked that their school had a such an expert Space Element user who actually teleported every student.
"Everyone! The headmaster will be arriving now! Part ways for him!" A teacher shouted in the mic announcing the Headmaster's arrival.
Just like a mob, the crowd split into two as an old man with a long beard touching the floor could be seen walking in that gap.
His expression was that of smugness and arrogance.
Then it happened.
Swift and smooth.
*Kaching!!*
One could see the reflection of the bright sun upon the round and clear surface, a smooth chin.
It almost blinded everyone who stared at it.
He stepped onto his own beard.
And like a waterfall, it fell from his chin revealing his bald.
A-a f-fake beard?!
Headmaster: "....."
Everyone: "....."
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