Chapter 22: Donald Duck is not Donald Trump
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Bonus updated
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Rael endured the pain, the pain was great and it felt like every cell of his body had been attacked. After five minutes, the pain had started to pass away and color had been coming to his body.
His lips turned red like the color of blood and his skin tightened up and cracks started to come upon it.
Then suddenly he started to cough blood in the Chinese way, a lot of blood came out but amazingly he didn't feel anything like as if blood loss couldn't kill him ever.
It felt like almost all the blood in his body had come out.
Not surprisingly the color of his blood had turned bronze!! Not yet ichor but close to it!
His eyes which were before violet in color now started to change. From violet to blue to golden to white then it started to darken returning to the violet color.
The color of his eyes was the same as icy violet. A pale glint of golden hue burned in his eyes.
Then Rael's skin went as pale as his eyes.
His silver hair had streaks of the same color as his eyes on the ends of his hair.
After some time his cracked skin fell from his body like the cracks on a wall.
His skin which was falling was hard like dried-up paint, turned into dust when it touched the ground.
His new skin was not the same as before, it was smoother and very pale.
His lips were blood red which matched with his pale jade-like eyes and jade-tinted silver hair.
Rael was confused, his body felt lighter than before but nothing else. If he had seen his reflection he would have died admiring himself most probably.
Oh well... we all know he would have married himself.
Rael inspected his body and couldn't help but nod to himself.
'I think it is time to leave this place.'
He turned around to look at his own statue.
"I am leaving myself, I hope we never get to see each other again." He grumbled as he closed his eyes hoping that his subconscious would let him go back.
He waited for a few seconds dumbfounded, his subconscious was not listening!!
He screamed at the top of his lungs,
"For fucks sake!!!!!! I wanna go home and eat the new flavor of Pocky!!"
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When Rael finally left the area where the statue was, a woman came in front of the statue and kneeled as if she was praying before looking in the direction where Rael left for.
Her voice was that of disbelief yet clear and tranquil, a voice which would make any person mad for and give mermaids a run for their money.
I mean swim.
"Is that you father?"
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I finally arrived home, I really must say today's events were quite hectic.
I need to have a good bubble bath with my play ducks, that way I will regain my vigor!
YOUTH!!
Laying in the bathtub I started to relax and think about all the events.
Wait for a second...
I quickly got out of the tub hurrying towards the mini-fridge.
Water dropped along the way but I didn't care. Water evaporated eventually, so who cares. I can even spray the entire room with water.
Opening the fridge, I took out all the wine bottles along with a glass and tray.
Although the wine seemed too low of a quality I was fine with it, I had drunk many different kinds of wine in the parallel world, although none matched to fairy wine.
If I had to say then it's only elf wine that can enter into a competition with fairy wine but it even that loses.
Elf wine is too sweet for me, I like my wine slightly spicy, sweet, and bitter.
I love sweet products! Every fairy loves sweet young or old but I think all the fairies would agree with me in terms of wine.
Trotting towards the bathroom I laid in the tub again, this time a wine glass in my hand as I filled it up and played some jazz blues.
I caressed the yellow rubber ducklings with my other hand.
"I hope you didn't miss me, Donald."
Closing my eyes I accessed my status, it was now time to see it for real, I also wanted to see the changes in it after I got divinity. I o
[ Name: Irakiel El Navah (???)
Species: Greater Demon, 2/10th Angel, Fairy (Only Cultivation awakened.)
Age: 28 (1000000+) (???)
Rank: SSS++ ($#&%$#) (???)
Constitution: Absolute Imperial Godly Body, (???)
Titles: Narcissistic Bastard, The Most Graceful One, Fairy King, Su Yang's step-dad, (???)
Legacies: The Holy Bible.
Demon Characteristics:
1.DEMON MARK:
- When in a life-threatening condition the demon mark will awaken. Demon Mark is like a berserk mode in which the user gains a massive amount of power stimulated through their emotions.
2. INVULNERABILITY:
Injuries that would be fatal to humans, such as broken necks or gunshot wounds, have very little - if any or effect on demons.
3.DEMON MODE:
Demon wings will sprout from the back and horns from the forehead. Demonic eyes will automatically activate.
4.PARTIAL IMMORTALITY: Successor of normal demon ability, Lesser Deathlessness-
Characteristics embedded into the body it gives an indefinitely long lifespan and an arrested aging process. They are also immune to diseases except for those which are too superior.
5.SUPER STAMINA:
Greater Demons never tire and do not require food, water, oxygen, or sleep to sustain themselves. They also have no need to urinate or excrete, nor do they feel hot or cold unless one is using mana elements.
6.SUPER STRENGTH:
Greater Demons possess superior physical strength much superior to many species; capable of physically overpowering them, it can also overpower most monsters.
7.SUPER SENSE:
Enhanced sense of smell and taste.
8.DEMONIC EYES:
Enables a person to appraise someone, mana, and see through illusions. It also gives good eyesight.
Angel Characteristics:
(Only 1/10th awakened.)
Lie Detector: As the name says one can discern between the truth and the lie.
Happy Aura: Using your aura, you can cheer anyone up by just being in their presence, making people hard to hate you.
Fairy Characteristics
Spiritual Cultivation: As the name says, cultivation.
(???) characteristics.
Not yet awakened nor gotten authority.
Divinity Characteristics (New)
Telepathy: You can speak with anyone from mind to mind.
For more information click mentally on the desired category.]
My eyebrows raised a bit, it seems that I am indeed quite amazing.
I am going to assume the question marks to be the random bullshit in every xianxia and system novel.
I am not worthy yet or I haven't been given authority.
My characteristics are quite amazing, Demon Mode seems interesting along with that it seems that my species is partially immortal.
The best abilities that I have for now are Lie Detector and Happy aura.
What intrigues and interests me the most is Happy Aura.
Without a doubt, it is the best ability especially for me.
I can make people hate me less if their hatred means no bounds and if someone simply hates me I can make them feel no hatred towards me.
I can even make people feel comfortable or loved when they are beside me.
Quite a good ability, definitely angelic.
People would think that this is a useless ability but they are wrong, at least for me it isn't.
Why so?
That's because the previous me cucked too many people.
Even the majority of celestials who came to visit the lower world with their wives or girlfriends.
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