The Hero of Hypnosis

"Aye yo?! The fuck is wrong with you?!" Kai asked as he stepped back from the screeching goddess.

Her mind was on fire, her body was in pain, and she was powerless to stop the pain from spreading throughout her body.

Kai tried using his abilities, and luckily, they worked. Since his status window was tied to his soul, this meant that he could still use all of his abilities.

"Hey, get a grip!" He used healing magic on the goddess, but it didn't work one bit.

Soon, however, the pain in Gracia's body ceased, and she was able to regain her senses.

"Y-You!" She pointed to Kai. "How are you related to him? The Progenitor?!"

When she looked into his mind, she saw a man that no divine or higher-level being would ever want to come across. The Progenitor, the first being in existence, the being who created existence, the being who was there when everything was a blank void.

She saw how Kai was casually talking to him and how he sent him to this world.

"D-Did he send you here to purge this world? Is that why you don't wish to be a hero?" She asked in a panicked tone.

"P-Please!" She begged. "Just give us one more chance!" She ran toward his feet and bowed with all the respect she could give him.

"Lady, what he hell are you talking about? Who the fuck is the Progenitor?"

She looked at Kai as if he were a madman. He had spoken with the Progenitor as if they were friends, and he's asking her who he was? This had to have been some kind of test.

"P-Please! I'm sorry! I'll speak with my fellow gods and the demon kings! We'll rework the system! Just spare us!" She knew that if she said one wrong thing, their entire world was screwed.

"Gracia!" Kai shouted, his voice sending shivers down her spine. "Answer my questions and answer them truthfully.

"Y-Yes, your greatness!" She spoke respectfully.

"Who's the Progenitor? I honestly don't know who you're talking about."

She looked at Kai to see if he was messing with her, but as she looked at his face, she could tell that he was being serious.

"You really don't know? But you were talking with him like you were close." She reminded him.

"What? I'm sure I would remember talking to someone named The Progenitor."

"I-Isn't he the one who sent you to this world for inspection?" She asked, her voice shaking.

"Sent me to this world?" Then it clicked. "Ohhhhhhh! Leo? Hahahahaha! That fucking bastard? You're talking about Leo?"

"W-Watch your tone! He can hear you! You shouldn't disrespect the Pogenitor even if you are friends!"

"Friends?" He asked. Kai started to get annoyed. "That stupid, uncultured bastard is my father."

Her jaw dropped. "Y-Your father?"

"Yeah. Hell, I didn't even know until I died. He posed as my best friend for my entire life just for fun. Said I was his favorite child. So, as a gift, he gave me powers and sent me to this world. I'm honestly here just to have fun, fuck a shit ton of girls, get them pregnant, and do that over again." He admitted.

"T-That's it? You're not here for inspection? You won't destroy our world? Isn't that what the children of the Progenitor do?"

"Dunno. But I do remember Leo telling me that he killed all his kids before having me. Also, I'm not a demigod and don't carry his power, so you don't have to worry about me sneezing the planet away."

'What? He didn't inherit the Progenitor's power? Then why is there an overwhelming amount of Progenitor energy flowing through his body? D-Did the Progenitor lie to him?' Gracia wondered.

"Leo! Leo, you fat popcorn-loving bastard! If you can hear me, get your ass down here right now!" Kai shouted.

"W-Wait! Don't provoke him! I heard he has a bad temper!"

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

Gracia's divine realm shook and nearly collapsed from a powerful force.

"Ahhhh! He's mad! He's going to kill us!"

"Sup, man." Leo greeted Kai as he floated in the air, eating popcorn.

"Wow, so you were watching me this entire time. Were those so-called pre-recorded messages actually pre-recorded?" Kai asked

"Heh, nah. I was talking to you in real time. Thought it would be funny, though." He looked down at Gracia.

"Who's this?"

"I-I am Gracia, your greatness. It is an honor to be in your presence." She bowed.

"Ah, a third-generation divine being. Nice to meet you, Gracia. Popcorn?" he offered.

"N-No, thank you, sire."

"Come on, it has nacho seasoning. Give it a try."

She wouldn't dare say no to him twice, so she ate the popcorn.

"I-It's good."

"Right! Kai introduced me to this! It's the greatest thing I've found on Earth!"

"I thought you were the God of the Omniverse. Why is she calling you the Pogenitor?" Kai asked, slapping the popcorn tub out of Leo's arm.

"I'm both. I was the first being in existence. I shaped reality and created the...the verse!"

"Verse?"

"There are tons of verses, so I lose count of which one is larger than the other. I said omniverse last time because we had just finished watching Ken-10."

"Aren't you like, omni...everything?"

"I am."

"So how can you forget things?"

"Cause I want to."

"Fucking weirdass. Okay you can leave now. I just wanted to see if you would show your ugly face around here, and boom, you did."

"What? That's it? No fatherly hug? Come, we can play catch together like father and son."

"I just cringed so hard that if I cringed any further, I would have been reincarnated again."

Leo started eating popcorn again. "You're a real dick, you know that?"

"Sure."

"So, how's your little harem going? Is it a lot of work like I told you?"

"Dude, you were watching me, weren't you? You already know the answer to that. Besides, HYPNOSIS!" Kai shouted as he struck a goofy pose.

"Pwahahahahaha!"

'I can't believe it! The progenitor is laughing like a normal person and isn't taking offense at Kai's rude remarks! According to the divine logs, a divine being laughed at him for not understanding the world's fashion, so he erased that entire universe as a warning to other divines not to disrespect him!'

"Wanna hang out sometime?" Leo asked. "I've gotten better at those fighting games you always play at your place."

"I don't mind. But just because you were practicing doesn't mean you'll beat me. When it comes to fighting games, I'm a god!" Kai smirked

"Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Anyway, I'll be going now. Our friend over there already passed out from me being here, not to mention her divine realm cant sustain my power, even though I'm less than a fraction of my true self."

"Cool. See you, man. Take it easy." They did a handshake they used to back on earth, and Leo left the divine realm.

'You're still a bitch by the way.' Kai said in his head, hoping Leo would hear him.

"Yeah, yeah, continue with your hypnosis adventure, you brat," Leo responded, now back in his chair, sitting in front of millions of screens that showed the entire Infiniverse.