The Hero of Hypnosis

"You're certain that you don't know where Kai is?" A knight asked Kassandra, who was annoyed by the question.

"Do you want me to blow your fucking head off? I just told you that I don't know where he is! Stop asking me that stupid fucking question!"

Everyone looked at her with concern.

She cleared her throat. "Ahem, pregnancy hormones."

"Last time we heard from him, he was on his way to Marenford Town. Maybe you should start your search there." Erika suggested, with her warm, loving motherly smile, that put the Knight at ease after Kassandra's aggressiveness.

The knight smiled, thanking everyone for their time, even Kassandra.

"Yeah, now get out of my house!" Kassandra threw a slipper at them, which hit the door when one of the nuns closed it.

"Well, that didn't lead to anything." The paladin in this group sighed. He had hoped that Kai's wives here would have more information about his whereabouts since he was here recently, but this too was a bust.

"That's Lady Kassandra, though. The Shadow Angel! I can't believe someone like her is married to Kai! That's insane! What a lucky guy."

"Don't let your wife hear you say that." The nun elbowed the knight who said that in the arm.

The knight flinched. "Haha, say what? I didn't say anything."

"Let's tell the saintess that we haven't found anything here either. She won't be happy at all."

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Around two weeks had passed since Kyana had gotten her revenge on the people who sold her into slavery. During that time, their Party went on a plethora of quests, had tons of fun, and traveled to places they hadn't been before.

Kai's pregnant wives from Hearthwood were now five months along, while Kassandra and Stacy were one month along.

He had dropped by every few days to see how they were doing, but since all of his houses were connected through his pocket dimension, they would come and go between all three houses at will.

'Shit! I totally forgot to have pregnancy sex! Fuck me!' Kai cried internally as he and his party were walking back to the guild after finishing a quest.

"What's up with you?" Kyana wondered. After having sex with Kai, she felt a lot more comfortable and connected with him and the other girls as well. Her true self also came out every time they were in bed together, something that Kai would tease her about.

"Just thought of something amazing that I forgot to do. It's not important, though, I can always do it later. By the way, why is everyone running like crazy?"

The six of them looked around and saw that everyone, civilians, guards, knights, mercenaries, adventurers, and more, were running around frantically. Some were seeking shelter in their own homes or nearby places, while others, the fighters, were running toward the main city gate as if they were preparing for an all-out war.

"Ha, maybe we're being invaded by a necromancer, and an army of skeletons is coming right at us!" Amaya tried her best to make this situation seem pretty creepy, but everyone just ignored what she said.

"Maybe the king is coming?" Nadya thought.

"Huh, you know, that might be plausible. I remember Lord Thorax was trying to kill his brother, the king, and Tyria. Maybe he's here to do something about that." Kai assumed.

"Wait, you met Princess Tyria?" Kyana asked, shocked out of her mind.

"Yeah, unfortunately," Gwen responded.

"I don't wanna hear that shit from you! 'We should help her, Kai,' is what you said! You put that on us! But yeah, we met her. Pretty annoying, clueless as fuck, she's hot though, can't lie. Wouldn't mind putting my seed in that royal body of hers." Kai smirked.

Kyana rolled her eyes. "Do you only think with your dick?"

"It's called 'head' for a reason." He retorted.

When the Party reached the guild, opening the doors to walk inside the building they were used to seeing, they were met by chaos. Papers were flying all over the place, people were panicking, some wore the armor incorrectly, and others passed out from who knows what.

"Fuck that! I don't wanna die!"

"I have a family!"

"I'm scared! I don't like dead bodies!"

Kai watched tons of people run out of the guild in fear. As for what caused that fear, he didn't know.

"The fuck is up with them?" He wondered, walking up to the receptionist who was hiding behind the counter.

"Uhh, what are you doing?" Kai asked.

"H-Huh? Kai! You're back! Thank God you're back!"

'Every time I hear the word god, I think of Leo, and that really irritates me. I can already see that stupid, smug nacho seasoned stained face of his looking down on me right now.'

"Um, so why is it great that I'm back?" He wondered.

"Yeah, it's not like he's the hero or something." Gwen teased.

The others chuckled at her little joke.

"Y-You didn't hear? Did you not pass through the front gate when you came back?" The receptionist asked

"Nah, I just teleported in. I usually don't travel back here on the road if the sights are lame. So wanna tell me what's going on? Why are people screaming for their lives?"

"N-Necromancer! One of the Demon King's minions! An army of over ten million skeletons and undead is marching toward the walls as we speak! Y-You're strong, please help us!"

'No fucking way.'

The five of them turned to Amaya, who had a super smug and proud look on her face.

"Never underestimate a cat's senses." She said as if she knew this would happen.

"I can't believe Amaya was spot on. This makes me feel some type of way." Gwen admitted, holding out her hands as if she were missing a part of herself.

"Good job, Amaya, this is why you're the best." Nadya smiled.

Kyana had a smirk on her face, and anyone could tell that she was excited. "Undead, huh? Seems like fun."

Kai cleared his throat and huddled in a circle with his girls. "I just want to say that this is a good time to test our SYNERGY!"

"Ugh."

"Give me a break."

"No, thank you."

"Lameee!"

"I would rather not."

"Oh, come on! Do you guys really hate synergy that much? We can do some cool combo attacks and shit. Wapow! You know what I'm saying?"

"Are you a child or something?" Kyana chuckled.

"I'm 18."

"Aww, he's a baby. Well, I'm 30, so listen to the adults." Kyana rubbed Kai's hair. "No synergy."

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"Kyaaaaaa!" The receptionist who was listening to their conversation yelled in fear, returning to her hiding place.

"Shall we go kill some dead people?" Kai asked.

"Hell yeah!" They all responded.

"Last one there is a rotten egg!" Kai took off.