The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

205 – Winners and Losers

”I apologize for my repeated rudeness without even saying hello! What’s more, my poor younger brother!”

”Okay. It’s not like it’s just a day or two. I’m used to it now.”

While Lages and Haren were having an honest conversation with musical accompaniment, the warrior and Evan were also sitting across from each other, unraveling a bundle of stories that they had not been able to solve before.

‘ Haha! Big team oppa! Did you get dumped by your mom again?”

”Don’t cry! Lia will braid your hair!”

There was some noise from Big Tim, who was completely lost due to the shock of heartbreak and had suddenly become a child’s toy, but fortunately it was not enough to interfere with the conversation.

”It’s been so long! Mr. Evan! Have you been healthy so far?”

”Okay. A strong person… Yeah, I guess there’s no need to ask.”

A dry reply to a bright greeting.

At first glance, it was a conversation that could easily be seen as a bleak relationship, but their relationship, far from being bleak, could actually be seen as being quite strong.

Absolute power is the most righteous good.

Evan’s outrageous way of thinking, which had been solidified over hundreds of years by crossing all sorts of lines, had a great influence on the formation of Abigail’s values.

”The fire moth I saw then is now a hero who will save this world. I’m so shocked that I can’t close my mouth.”

”Hmm? Mr. Evan’s mouth remains motionless?”

”It is an idiomatic expression. That’s strange. You must have become much more proficient in the common language than before. For some reason, whenever I have a conversation with a strong person, the conversation tends to go awry like this.”

At first glance, they seemed like a good mother and daughter as they chatted casually with fresh smiles on their faces.

Jiggle.

Evan put down the teacup and suddenly fell into her thoughts.

Even now, when I close my eyes, I can clearly see on my retina the image of a tomboy who suddenly barges into their house and scolds them, telling them to reveal where the Reijis are.

Teaching that lump of blood how to fight was just a whim.

She was Evan, who had seen and experienced all the reasons why people swing swords.

Because I wanted to become a person who could stand proudly in front of my benefactor, this was the first time in my life that I was a race that wanted to become a hero that the whole world looked up to.

Either a worldly fool or a rare madman.

I thought that one of the two answers would be correct, but in fact both answers were correct.

”Heh…”

Evan was expressionless the whole time, but in front of Abigail, he would sometimes have a beautiful smile on his face.

”Anyway, how is it going with the weak humans? Because we laid the foundation like that. Anyway, they probably had s*x at least, right?”

”─!?”

Flinch!

A strong ripple arose in the quiet surrounding air.

Abigail, armed with her signature bright smile, seemed calm at first glance, but her deep agitation was clearly visible through the beautiful cracks on the teacup she was clutching.

”Mr. Evan! Look over there! It’s a meteorite!”

”Don’t change your mind.”

Now that even the last resort of squeezing out her lack of wisdom had been destroyed, there was no longer any way for Abigail to escape from that question.

”I guess that’s what happened. I will listen to your consultation. Say it once.”

”Ha, but. Now that the mission to subjugate the Demon King is on the line, the survival of humanity is at stake, and as a hero, I don’t think I can afford to have such a personal chat…”

”In times like these, such personal chat is necessary. I told you this last time. It is said that the battlefield is the first to devour those who are carrying regrets.”

”Ugh…”

That timid resistance did not last long.

The reason why Evan volunteered to give advice to Abigail was no different.

For Evan, who had felt with his whole body that her obsession with Lazys was as strong as that of a dragon during mating season, the series of actions Abigail showed today were quite suspicious at first glance.

Even when she weakly said that she had no right to be with him, she was the Abigail that Evan knew, licking his body from behind whenever she got the chance.

I heard that they resolved all the grievances between them and that their relationship became stronger than before, so I thought they would be biting and sucking at least once every 10 minutes.

The way Abigail treated Lazys was far more lukewarm than Evan expected.

Even when she showed hostility towards her own daughters, her spirit was only ferocious, and when she didn’t even try to touch a single hair on Reisis’ body her her, it gave an unpleasant feeling as if there was a thorn stuck in her neck her her her.

I received it.

At first, she thought it was because she was concerned about a slaughter with the saint who was sitting right next to her, but she soon changed her mind.

If there was a male he liked, it was none other than Evan himself who taught him to steal, plunder, and possess the male, no matter who he was.

”What happened?”

”Sigh! Eh, Evan Ceeeee…”

Evan’s question with a clear look of concern.

It was from that moment.

Abigail’s fierce smile was completely covered by overwhelming tears.

◈◈◈

Evan comforted Abigail, who could not control her emotions, which had happened many times before.

Now that Evan is a mother of two children, her comfort and affection have become incomparable to before.

Pat pat pat.

A truly rare sight to see Abigail being flirtatious with someone else than Lazys.

It was clear that if other colleagues had been here, she would have literally frozen with her mouth wide open.

First of all, Abigail was the one who felt it was okay to reveal her weak side.

Even if there was someone worthy, in order to be pampered by Abigail, it was essential to have a strong body that could not be broken even by her superhuman strength.

When Abigail deals with Lazys, she naturally suppresses her power, the so-called product of her unconsciousness, the principles of which even she herself cannot understand.

Therefore, it was no exaggeration to say that if anyone else than Lazys attempted to comfort the indifferent Abigail, she would have to risk her death at every moment.

”Ugh…”

”The power has become stronger. At this level, you can easily fold an orc’s waist.”

Pop! Pop!

Even at this moment, the sound of repeated destruction and regeneration was coming out intermittently from Evan’s waist.

There won’t be much time to talk.

Evan could instinctively sense that fact.

”So, you had a hard time mating, but you’re worried that in the process, you showed too many things that weak humans shouldn’t see?”

”Wow…”

Nod.

From the sloppy nod that came back instead of an answer, a shame that could not be described in words was dripping out of me.

To summarize Abigail’s story briefly, it was as follows.

She was so happy and ecstatic about her relationship with him that it felt like she was flying in the sky, but the disheveled appearance she showed to him during the process was so embarrassing that it made her shudder.

It’s normal to pants like a dog in heat.

He drooled vulgarly from between his her drooping her mouth her her her, and later, he even allowed him to observe his ugly face her, stained with tears and pleasure, for a long time.

For Abigail, who lived her life based on her image as a perfect warrior, there was no shame that surpassed the sight of her bare face.

If she could go back in time, right before she had s*x with him, she wanted to cover her face with a big helmet.

The shame that Abigail was feeling right now was so great that she could seriously cry out such nonsense.

”I can’t believe you showed such a pitiful expression and behavior to the priest… Boo, I’m so embarrassed… I feel like I’m going to die of shame…”

”Hmm…”

From what she said, it seemed like she thought he had become disillusioned with her, so Evan concluded her judgment.

There are not many women who reach climax from their first experience.

In other words, wouldn’t it mean that women who reach climax from their first experience are less prudent and meaner than other women?

The anxiety that Abigail is feeling right now is probably of that type.

It was a truly unfortunate result of late acquisition of s*xual knowledge that had been neglected throughout one’s life.

”Never mind. Strong human being. It is structurally difficult for a female to gain an advantage over a male during mating. Even I couldn’t even give porridge to her husband in the early days of our marriage.

”····Huh?”

Abigail let out a shaky breath and slowly raised her head, taking in Evan’s calm face for a moment.

It was because I could not easily imagine the sight of that mask-like face, where I had not been able to observe even the faintest trace of disorganization throughout my entire life, being as disorganized with pleasure as I was that day.

”Well, what is that…”

”When she first suffered that humiliating defeat, her self-esteem she felt like it was falling from the sky. When I was in the middle of an act, I felt dizzy as if the top of my head had been pierced, and I just wanted it to end quickly, but when the act was over, a pleasant feeling of floating filled my body, so it wasn’t long before I wanted that stimulation again.”

”Eh, Mr. Evan…?”

Abigail’s eyes, who had been watching Evan’s movements closely, suddenly widened.

It was the first time in my life that I had seen Evan, who had only learned her common language for a few years, speak so fluently.

”Now, through rigorous training, I am able to gain the upper hand about 4 out of 10 times, but overall, I am still far behind. It’s a shame, but even last night, I was the one who rushed in first and raised the white flag first.”

Maybe she’s telling a joke

A thought like that suddenly crossed her mind, but she quickly corrected her judgment.

Evan’s eyes were on her, which gazed intently at her, were too clear to be said to belong to the person who put her lies in her mouth.

”Over there…”

She hesitated only for a moment, but her overwhelming curiosity quickly overtook that hesitation.

”Hey, is there such a thing as victory or defeat in the actions of a man and a woman?”

”You’re asking a stupid question. Isn’t that obvious? This world is made up of winners and losers. It goes without saying that even in mating, there are those who submit and those who dominate.”

”─!”

At that moment, a brilliant light began to shine in the warrior’s blue eyes.

”So don’t be too discouraged. Strong human being. Just as there are no permanent winners in this world, there are also no permanent losers. If you keep competing, the day will come when you will win.”

”Wow, indeed! Indeed, that’s right! I see! Thank you! Mr. Evan!”

A situation like a total crisis where the train, which was already moving in the wrong direction, has accelerated violently.

The heat generated by this stern conversation will turn into a major disaster in the not-so-distant future that will strike Abigail herself, but that is another story.

”First, I will pass on the skills I have acquired. First of all, you should not rely solely on strength. It is the height of foolishness to rush into the live broadcast without any hesitation. Keep this in mind. Mating is a battle of physical strength. First, use your hands or mouth to control the other person’s energy…”

”Now, wait! A note before that! Can I bring some note paper!”

”Okay.”