The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

203 – Dragon’s Nest

It’s been five days since I spent an eventful night with the warrior.

Even though I was given more than enough time to get my mind together.

The intoxication of that day that was stuck in my thoughts did not become cloudy; on the contrary, it gradually became more concentrated as the days passed.

After strengthening his resolve and announcing his intention to participate in the battle to subdue the Demon King, all party members are now busy preparing to enter the dungeon.

There won’t be any time to get caught up in personal thoughts.

When you suddenly come to your senses, it is normal to look at the curves of the warrior’s sensual body as if you were a voyeur.

Every time it got dark, my body, which was imprinted with the heat of the day, would heat up against my will, and it was quite a struggle.

It seems that the warrior also noticed to some extent that my heart was filled with lust.

Even with just a brief eye contact, a series of movements would often become distinctly unnatural, like a poorly oiled machine.

It’s a truly bizarre situation where when I try to take one step closer, the warrior takes ten steps back.

At the current situation, where the position was completely reversed from the usual situation, only a bitter smile came out.

I tried to think about how to deal with this uncontrollable urge on my own, but even this was not possible because of the saintess who had been sticking to me like a chewing gum since that day.

It wasn’t the first time that the saint had done this to me, but this tantrum gave me a strange sense of discomfort that I couldn’t quite explain in words.

An uneasy wave, as if affection for me and an unknown, black emotions were mixed together as one.

Coming face to face with that horribly ominous energy felt like having a time bomb next to me, with no way of knowing when it would explode.

Could it be that the fact that the hero and I overlapped was discovered by the saint?

It was an unlikely assumption, but since the person involved was the saint, it could never be said to be impossible.

”Put it. I also hit him on the forehead. Well, tell me you’re pretty. Tell them that there is only Welna.”

A series of irritated complaints erupted from the saintess who hugged me as if she was going to devour me.

For now, I was just doing as I was told, but as it took several hours, it was inevitable that I would get a little tired.

Moreover, no matter how petite the saintess may be, it takes a lot of courage for her to caress the woman in her arms while she is flying through the sky on a griffon.

For me, who is a coward by nature, this dizzying stunt was an extremely infuriating ordeal.

”Wellna is the prettiest in the world. Her brother is just me? ”

”Really? Really? Is it really just Wellna?”

”Then of course it is. So, can you please just be quiet for a little while? Later, when you come down to the ground…”

”I don’t like it.”

”······”

How long has it been since I last saw a saint who was so stubborn?

It’s gotten so bad recently that I’ve completely forgotten about it, but in fact, just a few months ago, this maverick attitude was the saint’s default.

The fact that this bullying, which I thought was just boring and annoying at the time, now feels a bit ending, does this mean that my impression of her as a saint has changed that much?

My mind was complicated in many ways.

”Sister~ Saint, please stop me~”

I sent a rescue request as if declaring surrender, but it was a futile act.

After that day, it wasn’t just the hero and the saint who started acting strangely.

”Lord. Please save this poor sentient being. By the grace of God, He took pity on me as I struggled along the path of carnal desires…”

”Haa…”

The main character of the holy doxology that cut through the swirling wind was Sister Beltane.

Before the saint’s trick she led me to join her in her mess, her nun’s prayer time lasted only about 1 to 2 hours a day.

However, in recent years, the nun’s prayer time has increased to approximately 6 hours, which is three times that of her previous time.

The contents of her prayers mainly consist of her repenting for the sins she has committed.

Although I fully understood that feeling, the question that followed my thoughts at every moment was whether there was a need for a nun who, far from being at fault, was only one-sidedly harmed to blame herself like that.

I would have felt a lot better if you had scolded me.

In today’s era, clergy are given the right to raise a family, and in some cases, bigamy is even permitted.

The nun’s actions of criticizing herself so thoroughly for playing with fire in one night were contributing to making her look even more miserable now that she was already miserable.

Unlike me, who completely succumbed to the lust that arose after just one physical relationship, it would be safe to call the nun, who continues her lonely fight, an example of a priest for her faithfulness.

Until this morning, when my mind was so saturated with thoughts of her soft breasts and firm thighs, I had reasonable doubts that she might be nothing more than an animal.

The nun’s head is probably overflowing with solid and noble thoughts that a simpleton like I can’t even imagine.

The feeling of self-destruction that suddenly came over me stayed between my eyebrows for a while and tormented me.

”Downa… Could you please switch places with me for a moment…?”

”······”

”······Downa?”

She left the nun, who was busy praying, and tried to ask Dowanna for help, but she still didn’t get an answer.

She was leaning helplessly on the back of Big Tim, who was driving the griffon right next to me, and with her bleary eyes constantly chasing the empty space, I couldn’t even see a trace of consciousness of her.

It has been a common occurrence for Dauna, who has a lot of thoughts in her head, to fall into her own world.

Downa’s mesmerized expression her her her, without any thought, barely holding on to her her soul her her her, was something even I, an old acquaintance of hers, had never seen before.

”Over…, Over…”

As I watched, the saliva that occasionally dripped from her mouth wetted Big Tim’s clothes his.

They are a considerate big team, so they are patient.

If Apis had been there, it wouldn’t have been surprising if a fight had broken out.

Did I eat something wrong?

If not, was there an incident that caused a big shock?

Her usual arrogant attitude Her was nothing but bravado, but in reality, as I knew Downa’s true self Her better than anyone else, as deduced by her mentality Her than her Her freshly made tofu her, I couldn’t help but feel worried about her.

Should I at least consult sometime soon?

It was a car that had such thoughts in mind.

”Hmm, what, are we still there? I think we’ve come a long way, huh?”

”We’re almost there. Now all I have to do is get over that mountain.”

”Okay? Haam~”

Apis, who was nimblely sleeping on top of a flying griffon, yawned lazily and urged me on.

Currently, we were heading to somewhere we had to stop by before conquering the dungeon.

There are two tasks given to us now.

The entrance to the dungeon was discovered after several rounds of cross-examination. Obtaining the means to reach the top of the majestically rising black pillar.

And while we are raiding the dungeon, we are looking for a place where we can trust the safety of the non-combatant saints and nuns.

The former was originally planned to fly on a griffon, but it was impossible because all animals, including griffons, were scared and did not want to approach the black pillar within a radius of several kilometers.

The latter had originally planned to ask the royal family to protect the saint, but the royal family, frightened by the collapse of the Vatican, requested a hero party member to act as a bodyguard in return, and Apis ended up blowing away the double lust , making it impossible. It has become a choice.

The grim silence about the future continued for a long time, but fortunately, I had only one person I knew who was capable of meeting both conditions.

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”Long time no see! Haren Sun─!”

”Hey! I told you that if you send my wife one more time with aphrodisiac pills, I’ll kill you—!?”

”Kuhhh—!”

As soon as I opened the door, the neat and clean Lariat hit my neck like an arrow.

”I missed you! Uncle Lajis!”

”Pfft!”

”Wow! Uncle Lajis!”

”Wow!”

What followed was a shock like a series of shells hitting my abdomen and knees.

The first blow only looked loud and had significant power, but the subsequent attacks were aimed precisely at my vital points, so my vision became blurred for a moment.

”Lulu. Leah. You’ve grown so much in the time we haven’t seen each other… Especially the horns are cool…”

”Right! Look at this! I have already grown this much! Lia is not even half of me~”

”What~! What does the length of the horns matter? Mom said that a dragon’s horns are harder than they are longer!”

”You idiot! We’re harp! As for the hardness of the horns, no one can even recognize them unless they are of the same race as dragons!”

”Eeeeet!”

As I crouched down and moaned in pain for a while, the growing children surrounding me on both sides began to have a heated discussion.

”Hey! You! When a guest arrives, first politely put your hands together and say hello! Dad said it! Didn’t you do it!?”

”Gasp!”

”Oh, that’s right!”

It was a fairly common sense remark, considering it came from the mouth of a person who randomly played Lariat as soon as a customer entered.

My small hope was that, if possible, education would be given priority to children not to head-butt customers with horned heads.

”So, what on earth did you come to visit…? If you are asking me to reinstate a priest, then do it. Here, I’m literally on the verge of losing my back from giving birth and raising children…”

”Khahaha…”

When he patted his neck and said something remorseful to me, I responded with a generous smile.

Instead of chain smoking, his face with a cute candy in his mouth

Because he was the one who first taught me the taste of cigarettes.

”Long time no see. Senior Haren. Are you healthy?”

”Well, thanks. A third child will be born soon…”

”Wow…”

Now I see that there is a large egg wrapped in a baby wrap wrapped around the senior’s back.

”Phew…”

He still has the habit of curling the corners of his mouth when his mind is confused.

How is it that lamenting about my senior’s situation, which I couldn’t feel any emotion about in the past, has become so deeply absorbed in recent years?

I don’t know the answer yet.

”Huh? Now I see you didn’t come alone? What are all those swarming human shadows outside? Who? What is it?”

”Well, that, that…”

An interrogation faintly heard beyond the veil of pain that goes through one after another.

I decided to slowly bring out the business that had been stored away.

”If you do not mind······. I wish I could borrow her her her her honeymoon her room her her her and her wife her for a while … ”

”······What? What the fuck?”

Oops, the words were a bit short.