The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

201 – Decision

The act, which continued through the middle of the night and into the early morning, could only be fully concluded when the sun rose in the sky.

Rather than saying that I couldn’t find the right time to stop, it would be more appropriate to say that I couldn’t stop until I poured out the last drop.

The adage that every man has a beast in the lower half of his body was something that stuck with me when I was an apprentice priest.

I never dreamed that the beast inside me, which I thought was at most the size of a weasel or badger, would be so vicious that it could subjugate the strongest being in humanity to a mere female.

While I was looking away for a moment, the memory of the moment when I roughly grabbed the leg of the warrior who tried to crawl away from me and covered his mouth with my mouth as he begged for rest was vivid even to this day.＜ Br＞

When my pure white skin, which no one had dared to hurt, was completely covered with my teeth marks and kiss marks, I even felt an indescribable dark red joy.

Even now, when I close my eyes, the crazy night scene with goo stuck to the inside of my eyelids is swimming through my consciousness.

The more I spoke strong words, the more dramatic the reaction, and the more I criticized the warrior with all kinds of obscene language.

Other than that, I did things I couldn’t even tell others about without hesitation whenever they came into my head.

Moreover, at the very end, inside the hero…

To say that it was covered with magic was insufficient.

Even though I was crazy, I didn’t have the talent to explain it other than that I was completely crazy.

But why?

Even though I had committed such an outrageous atrocity, my thoughts were as calm as a calm lake.

If it were my usual self, it wouldn’t have been strange at all if I suddenly let out an ugly scream or rolled around on the floor, shuddering at the sinful memories rolling through my mind.

My fully relaxed body and mind were calmly enjoying the afterglow of the night before, and I was just humbly accepting everything that came my way.

Only God knows whether this is the result of his growth as a man or his corruption as a priest.

Suddenly, such random thoughts passed through my mind.

”Phew…”

Sigh.

Using the breath that suddenly escaped as a problowjobnt, I slowly got up.

Aside from feeling refreshed like the first morning of the new year after changing into new panties, my physical condition was truly unbelievable.

The muscle pain that felt like every joint was screaming was enough to naturally bring back memories of the first time I joined my colleagues’ hellish training.

In order not to wake up the warrior who was sleeping soundly next to me, I carefully chose where to step and carefully walked on the bed.

Since the day had completely dawned, the clearly visible devastation on the bed made me hesitate for just a moment.

He shook his head once to shake off the distracting thoughts, and then moved his body.

Bed sheets that went from being damp to soaked.

Clothes scattered carelessly all over the room.

Even with the window wide open, the smell of strange behavior wafts in.

I had to be much more diligent than usual to clean up these strange traces before anyone saw them.

Before leaving the base camp, I had informed Apis of the circumstances in advance, so I had no worries about staying out overnight.

However, it was quite obvious that if it was revealed that the hero and I had not only stayed out overnight, but had even slept together, the party would have turned upside down.

I was quite worried about the saint, but the person I was most worried about was none other than Dauna.

The same goes for secretly trying to retrieve the recipe for a love potion, which is considered a level 1 taboo from the Tower of Magic.

Also, whenever he is alone with me, he tries to hypnotize me with a coin on a string.

She had tried to ignore me until now, but it was safe to say that the twisted affection Dauna had for me had reached a dangerous level in many ways.

Immediately after I ran into Dauna chatting with a palm-sized doll that was supposedly made from her her her her her her her, I couldn’t even make eye contact with her for a while.

So, I tried to roundly express my refusal by saying I couldn’t be in a relationship with anyone right now.

That night, after seeing Dauna smiling at me with her eyes puffy and puffy like ripe peaches, her mouth dropped twice.

”······!”

After fumbling around the bedside for a while, I was finally able to find what I was looking for.

The short wooden stick, which at first glance looked like a graffiti scribbled on a leftover ice cream stick, was in fact Downa’s specially made disposable magic tool containing cleansing magic.

I thought it would be there too.

Given Big Team’s meticulous nature in everything, if they were to stock up on things like underwear and aphrodisiacs for events like this, they would of course also have prepared cleaning supplies for after-cleaning.

Again! Sigh!

When I gently applied force and broke the stick, the room that had been stained with various liquids became clean in the blink of an eye.

Without touching any of the furniture in the room, stains or dust seeped into the sheets. The art of picking out only the foreign matter, such as small hairs, and making them disappear was always astounding.

When Dauna first came up with this magic tool, the engraved magic formula went out of control and all the clothes she was wearing burned down.

Now I can look back on it as a memory, but at the time it was quite a trauma.

It wasn’t easy to soothe Downa, who was crying because she was showing her naked body to a man for the first time in her life, with a body that was completely devoid of any trace.

It must have been excruciating because I was able to appease her only after I told her that I would take responsibility if she couldn’t get married.

Honestly, it’s a shame that Downa at that time was a lump of blood.

If something like that had happened when I was an adult like now…

Just imagining it gave me goosebumps down my back.

”Phew…”

Anyway, this saved me an hour.

Now that all traces of my actions had been wiped out of the room, the only task left for me was to create an alibi for when this situation was discovered.

At the time, I was agonizing over the answer to whether or not I should participate in the subjugation of the Demon King, so if I was able to unify my mind because of that, I could probably get through it easily if I tried to talk around it.

But.

”It looks like real trash. I…”

Even if there is no way to do this.

I felt a sense of disgust towards myself as the way of thinking in my head had completely become that of an adulterous man.

Even if I make an exception for the saint who acts as if she can’t live without me even tomorrow.

Even if it means causing some hurt to Downa, who I have the deepest relationship with out of all the people I have ever met, it is for both of us to refuse outright.

She may be a bit more gloomy and crooked than others, but her nature is kind, so if she gets rejected by me, she won’t go on a rampage like a saint or a hero.

Good. I decided.

To Dauna, once the subjugation of the Demon Lord is over, then I will make sure to convey my feelings.

With such strong determination, I was trying to get out of bed.

Hot!

”Mmm!”

”─!?”

The warrior’s hand, like a flash of light, came out from under the blanket and suddenly wrapped around my waist.

Judging by the fact that his eyes were closed tightly and his mouth was pursing, it was not difficult to guess that the warrior was currently talking in his sleep.

The problem was that the warrior, who had better animal senses than others, was much more dangerous when he was somewhat dazed like now, rather than when his consciousness was clear.

This was the reason why no one but me could come near the warrior when he was sleeping.

It was impossible to count the number of victims who fearlessly approached the sleeping warrior and had their flesh and bones separated.

Even his younger brother, Big Tim, wouldn’t approach the sleeping warrior without armor.

Could it be that the dizzying memories of last night awakened the warrior’s inherent fighting spirit?

It was a car that was shaking for a moment due to the sudden anxiety that came over it.

”Go, don’t go…”

A faint voice steeped in anxiety suddenly stopped me.

The force held my waist was so strong that it was hard to believe she was asleep, but as her grip became stronger, her pensive countenance her gradually became thinner, as if she might collapse at any moment.

I spent an entire night showing clear evidence, so why am I still so anxious?

Am I really that unreliable?

I was secretly sad.

”Don’t worry. I will no longer go anywhere and leave you behind.”

Side.

After stroking her head a few times, he gently kissed her exposed forehead.

”Hee hee, hee hee…”

At that moment, the bright smile that appeared on her lips was full of happiness, as if seeing someone who had everything in the world.

Isn’t this happening?

Suddenly a thought occurred to me, so I whispered it in the warrior’s ear again.

”Start today and be prepared. The reward for letting me know about women. I will treat you well every night. Do you understand?”

‘ Hehe…”

Even though his body was shrinking as if he was scared, seeing as he made only a few unpleasant noises, it seemed like he should be sleeping.

”Good. Let’s give it a try. Wouldn’t it be better if I were to die?”

Thanks to you, my decision was strengthened.

On that very day, it was decided that Lages Lowville would participate in the battle to subdue the Demon King.

Moreover, it goes without saying that the saintess, who unexpectedly skipped breakfast due to my late return home, inflicted a correspondingly cruel punishment on me.