chapter 14
14 – First meeting story
I hold my aching head and look at the broadcast screen.
There was the magical girl Asteria, real name Han Su-jin, who was currently being punished by kneeling against the wall with her hands up.
And the same 3D model was moving on the monitor I was looking at.
Following the way I move.
“Oh sh*t… I want to clean up this mess. It feels so f*cking weird.”
-It is the most manly thing that only a man can do.
-f*ck hahahahaha
-‘Cross-dressing’ hahahaha
“Wow, that sucks.”
It was a really strange feeling. I feel like I have become a woman. Even netcams can’t do it…
– Wow powerful
-Swearing is powerful lol
-‘Incheon Optimization’
-ㄹㅇ This is Incheon hahahahaha
-Surviving in Incheon
-Incheon is…
“Well, first of all, let’s summarize what happened. While I was in the world for half a year, he debuted on a female cam.”
-Oh my god, it’s so cool lol
-The reason is crazy lol
-The reason for the loss is unusual…
-But is this the right level?
“What are they going to do when they say I’m going to swear at them? They can’t even hit Jeong Jeong anyway. What are they going to do if they hit Jeong Jeong? Just move it somewhere else.”
Well, there was really no need to get suspended. Hey, you’re a magical girl? A 25-year-old senior in the magical girl industry, where the industry average is 21?
He debuted at the age of 13 and worked for 10 years until he was 23. In the magical girl industry, where the average period of activity is 6 years, this is at the level of a great elder.
But the members of the Magical Girl Association were burning the Great Elder at the stake as a farewell ceremony.
Q: What festival is this?
A: It’s a funeral.
“Is the Magical Girl Association a tight-knit group?”
-Nopakku is crazy
-I’m crazy, I’m just crazy.
-It’s not his broadcast, blah blah blah.
-Magical girls are tough… Memo…
– LOL
I followed the flow of thought for a moment. Still, I can’t resist making statements of my own convictions.
“Well, why? That’s right, it’s a big group.”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-Ah hahahaha Asteria kicked it out with her own hands hahahahaha
“Anyway, that guy who is a crazy genius at making broth opened up sponsorship because he couldn’t stop the broth makers from giving him money?”
-ㅇㅇ
-To commemorate the opening of sponsorship, about 1.7 Billion won was raised on the first day.
-1.7 Billion lol
– Even though I knew it, it turned around lol.
“What are you really thinking about living? Why do you take so much money when you have so much money?”
Of course, I’m not saying 1.7 Billion is the price of gum, but even if you catch just one drug factory, that’s a lot of money. Because it’s Incheon.
And there were countless factories and exchanges in Incheon. If you count them all, there would have been almost 20 places.
Medicines exclusively for awakened people were also distributed on cargo ships that were pulled proudly to the point where it could not even be called smuggling.
Anyway, I threw away the money I made to be used by myself, and I don’t know how much it is now. It must have worked out on its own. If you can’t do it, you’ll be left behind.
The last time I saw it was in trillions. What kind of company are these guys building, what kind of money is in the trillions…
But, it’s not my money. I think so, though. It’s complicated though.
-Penny money?
-Penny money?
-??
-What are you doing, brother?
“You know what to do.”
-Yep, I’m sorry.
-Are you a villain?
“If he’s a villain, then I went to your house and punched him in the head. And do you think there’s a villain hanging around with him? Is that a decoration on his neck?”
It’s not something to say in Incheon, where there is no common sense, but where would you find a villain hanging around a magical girl?
Although I am stealing the villain’s money, I am not a villain.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-f*ck the wording lol.
“I am a native of Incheon, so you should understand.”
What will you do if you don’t understand?
-Incheon native ㄷㄷ
-What on earth is Incheon…
-‘How to survive in Incheon’
-‘Surviving means being strong’
“From the first time I met that person, it was like a 10 to 1 situation. She looked pretty, but she drank like a bar. I wonder if idiots wouldn’t be attracted to her. That was two years ago.”
When he started talking about himself, he slowly raised his head and looked up, and our eyes met.
“Heh…”
Look at her smile. What did you do well?
But I didn’t do anything well either. Because I left it alone for half a year…
-ㅗㅜㅑ
-10 To 1 ㄷㄷ
-10 To 1 in Incheon? It’s everyday~
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-The twist that your older brother was 10?
-Two years ago, when it was the Demon World (Jin)
-What is the Demon Realm?
“At that time, I was really hit by the demon world. But I gave it 10 and decided to go after it.”
-Tell me the story.
-Oh, that sounds fun.
“I didn’t sit here to make jokes.”
But it’s somehow fun to do it. It means that there are a lot of kids who are doing that just to hear what they have to say.
“The current number of viewers is 100,000…? How much is the industry average?”
Of course, I know that the number 100,000 is absolutely ridiculous. When I was next to him, it was 5,000. It was a lot by Korean standards… But it has become global in half a year…
What did Sujin Han really do?
-ㅆㅅㅌㅊ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They said he was the manager.
-Are you asking because you don’t know that?
-In the first place, there was a still from the Asteria broadcast, and to some extent,
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
-Does 130,000 of the regular viewers look like jkkkkk?
“Oh, he’s good at broadcasting?”
-Kolcheonnu
-That really makes me laugh every time I see it.
“Yes. I specialize in making broth. I wonder where in the world a magical girl is a hikikomori broth genius…”
-What, were you a hikikomori?
“There were times like that. Hey, put your arms down and go to the next room and play with her.”
“Uh, uh…?”
“I’m a big fan of yours and I’m also a hikikomori, so there must be some truth to it.”
“Ugh…”
-Wow, the broadcast was stolen lol.
-The person in charge hahahahaha
-Does the manager look scary?
-Did you bring someone to the next room?
-Seeing as it was 10 to 1, it seems like a huge deal.
“What good is being big in the era of the Great Awakening?”
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-Ah hahahaha, you didn’t even wake up hahahahaha
-What are you, Manager, Awakened?
“Think about that on your own, and from now on, let’s talk about our first meeting.”
-Seating
-Seating
I need to filter out the things I can’t say in moderation. Also, you will have to avoid harsh words. Sujin Han, either stick your ear to the door or wall, or watch the broadcast. That means I will definitely be listening.
And because I haven’t paid attention for half a year. Even if it looks fine on the outside, it may be festering on the inside.
Still, I was glad they recommended the broadcast. Even though I boiled the broth to the point where I wasted 1.7 Billion won a day…
It’s just scary. This really sucks…
“Two years ago, that day was the day I went out to kill some idiots who threw a bomb at my house.”
-?
-f*ck hahahahaha
-Why is there a bomb in the house?
-Is this Incheon…?
-What on earth are you doing, brother?
-When it was the Demon World (Jin)…
-A person whose house is bombed…
“Well, it was an unexploded bomb. They were talking about making a bomb among themselves, and ended up making an asshole that didn’t explode.”
Anyway, how would you feel if there was a bomb flying at your doorstep? Moreover, it wasn’t just an unexploded bomb flying, I was the one who prevented it from exploding.
It was fine…?
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-f*ck the wording lol.
-Speaking like Incheon
“Anyway, I met Asteria on the way back after clearing them out.”
It was a bit of an ambiguous situation to say we met… But let’s say we met.
“She was a drunk woman who was leaning against a telephone pole, banging her head on the ground and drooling. She was Asteria. Well, I didn’t recognize her because she hadn’t transformed.”
Bang, bang!
I hear a knock on the door. It seems like they are questioning me as to what I am talking about.
-The real gang is here hahahahaha
-That’s completely crazy…
-ㄷㄷ
-Huh…? Haven’t you transformed?
-Wow, I saw your real face?
-Are you sure you have a normal face without transformation?
– Makeup is enough for transformation.
-That’s ㅇㅈ
-ㄹㅇㅋ
“First of all, it was pretty good. Aside from its condition, I didn’t even have to think about taking care of it. I just wanted to bring it with me.”
The circumstances and condition of bringing him in. There is no need to say all that. So, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little bit of adaptation.
And his appearance is not just good, there are only a few people who can compare him, but if I say it for no reason, it will only add to the weight.
-Why don’t you think about taking care of it?
-Because it’s Incheon
-What are you trying to do…
-What on earth are you doing, bro…
-This manager is suspicious enough to be suspicious.
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-So it’s the Asteria blue pill?
-I also did a cam room, but what is this again?
-Blue pill ㅇㅈㄹ
-Why am I the only one who doesn’t know?
“What are you doing? I know Incheon’s Kkoraji is a mess, but even ordinary people should step up and protect it.”
-General? People?
– Ordinary person (symptoms of a villain)
-Ordinary person (native to Incheon)
“What does it have to do with being a native of Incheon and not being an ordinary person? Anyway, I was about to clean up her face and take her away when about 10 people suddenly appeared from nowhere. She told me to put her down, but it was absurd.”
-What is it?
-Isn’t this the Magical Girl Guardians?
-Oh really…?
-But wasn’t it 2 years ago when I retired?
“I don’t know, I was just annoyed. I haven’t seen him since, so I don’t know.”
It’s not like a magical girl guardian force, it’s like a vigilante group or something. What are the villains doing…
I won it because it was special. A villain vigilante group made up of middle school and middle school students.
Why is he a villain? Because it’s Incheon.
-?
-There are too many skips!
-Manager, what on earth are you doing…?
-Summary A manager who is a wealthy person (presumed) and an awakened person (presumed), but is also a high-ranking awakened (presumed)…?
-Throw away if everything is an estimate!
-Oh, he’s like a big brother.
-ㄹㅇㅋ
“The day after I brought him home, brushed his teeth, and put him to sleep, the scheduled scream was our first meeting. That’s it.”
-Is this a light novel?
-LOL
– ㄹㅇ It’s like a light novel.
“Personally, I think it’s a webtoon rather than a light novel.”
-Brother Lee is not normal either.
-I wonder if an Incheon native is sane lol.
Even if I tell you the truth, I don’t know.