Chapter 8: Chapter 4: Part One – "Greg the Spaceman"
It was another slow, lazy afternoon at The Fool's Masquerade. The Fool, as always, sat on his favorite stool near the window, watching the stars glimmer outside like distant thoughts, humming a soft melody. His fingers danced absentmindedly on the edge of his glass, a half-drunk drink resting at his elbow. The air in the room was heavy with the sound of a guitar being tuned—Adam, the guitarist, was at it again, his fingers working the strings with the same care he gave to every note.
A sudden rumble made both of them pause. The blast was sudden, a deafening shockwave that reverberated through the walls of the Masquerade. The Fool jumped, his chair squeaking as he twisted in his seat to look toward the door. Adam, on the other hand, didn't flinch, his focus still locked on his guitar. He strummed a note and then stopped, glancing toward the door.
"Who's gonna answer that?" The Fool asked, the question bouncing between them like a game of catch. Adam shrugged, uninterested in breaking his concentration.
The Fool's eyes widened as realization hit him. "Wait… another customer?!" he exclaimed with a bright smile.
In a flash, he bolted toward the door, disappearing from sight in an instant. For a moment, there was nothing but silence. Then—poof—he reappeared, brushing off the lingering smoke that trailed from his sudden appearance. He stood in front of the door, looking himself over as though making sure he hadn't collided with something too hard in the process.
With a flick of his wrist, the door swung open. But as it did, the space before him was swallowed by shadow, an imposing figure that seemed to loom larger than life itself. The Fool blinked, his gaze sharpening as he tried to make sense of the form that blocked the light.
When his vision cleared, the figure before him was… odd. Strange, even by the Masquerade's standards. The old man was clad in a suit of gold and titanium, his torso shining with the same metallic luster of an ancient relic, yet his head was encased in a round fishbowl. It wasn't just the fishbowl that caught his attention—it was the arms, which seemed to be made of liquid, ever-changing, easily detachable and forming into whatever the figure desired. But perhaps the most bizarre part was his lower half—a horse's body with chicken feet. It was small—ridiculously small—but the shadow it cast was immense, filling the room with an unsettling presence.
The Fool stood still for a moment, staring. Then, he blinked again. "Wait—where did it go?" he muttered, eyes darting about.
"I'm right here, Fool," came the voice from below.
The Fool furrowed his brow. "Huh?"
"HELLO! I'M RIGHT DOWN HERE, FOOL!"
The Fool looked down, his eyes landing on the miniature figure standing right at his feet. He squatted down to take a closer look.
"Hmmm," he mused, "interesting. You're so small."
The figure's voice rose in indignation, his hands—if you could call them that—flaring to life, glowing with the energy of a thousand possibilities. "RUDE!" he retorted, a hint of amusement hidden beneath his stern tone.
The Fool's eyebrows shot up. "How did you know my name?" he asked, still squatting down, intrigued by the oddity before him.
The figure, seemingly amused by the Fool's curiosity, straightened up and adjusted his fishbowl like a man about to introduce himself at a dinner party. "It's Greg," he replied, his voice booming as though echoing from a distance. "Nice to meet you, Fool!"
"Well, Greg," the Fool said, standing up and brushing his hands together, "Welcome to The Fool's Masquerade!, Comin!!"
Greg gave a small bow, his arms shifting and reshaping themselves as though they were never quite sure what form they should take next. "Pleasure to be here, I'm sure."
The Fool grinned wide. "Come right in, let me show you around! There's plenty to see and a lot more to experience than you'd think."
The Fool stepped aside and gestured for Greg to follow. As they walked through the peculiar space, the Fool led Greg to the snack bar, offering him a selection of odd snacks that defied both gravity and logic. Greg took a cosmic drink from the counter, his detachable arms taking on the form of a delicate cup holder.
"Careful with that," The Fool warned, "It might just float away if you're not careful."
Greg gave a chuckle, though his attention seemed to be more on the odd art pieces hanging along the walls—things that were not quite still, not quite moving, as if they existed in a state of perpetual motion. His eyes lingered on the window, which overlooked a view of stars twinkling across the vast blackness.
"This place…" Greg began, taking a moment to collect his thoughts. "It's unlike any place I've ever seen. Where am I?"
The Fool, as always, shrugged with a grin. "You're at The Fool's Masquerade, where time doesn't quite matter, and things are never as they seem. Everyone who walks in has a story—they're just waiting to be told."
Greg's hands twitched, forming shapes in the air as if pondering something. "A place where stories are told, huh? Sounds like I've found the right place after all."
The Fool leaned against the counter, crossing his arms. "That's the spirit. Now, tell me, Greg, what's your story?"