The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort

Mikhailis stood motionless, boots planted in the soft moss flooring of the secret chamber. The biopod cradle before him—moments ago cradling a strange sleeper—now lay empty, its bark-like shell slowly sealing in on itself as if embarrassed to be caught without its guest. The faint leaf he'd recovered glimmered in his palm, pulsing in and out with a weak emerald glow, a heartbeat that wasn't his yet somehow echoed inside his chest.

He turned the leaf over, watching thin gold veins inside shimmer. What are you, really? A clue? A warning? The questions piled on top of each other so quickly he could almost hear them clatter, but none settled into a sensible answer.

Rodion hovered beside him in compact observation mode, white chassis dimmed to a soft glow so as not to startle the Grove's delicate roots. The AI-orb's voice, usually clipped and clinical, dropped to something almost soothing.

<Perhaps it's wise to take a break and clear your mind from complicated discoveries?>

A long breath slipped from Mikhailis, shoulders sinking with it. "Honestly, something simpler sounds perfect right now." He opened a travel vial—crystal no bigger than his thumb—slid the leaf gently inside, then corked it with a twist carved from heartwood. The vial clicked into a padded slot on his belt. "Mysteries can wait until my brain isn't tangled like fishing line."

He gave the cradle one last nod of thanks—gratitude for revelations he didn't yet understand—then turned. Their footsteps echoed along a winding root corridor, bioluminescent mushrooms blinking awake in sequence, lighting the way like lazy fireflies.

Familiar chimera ant workers gathered at intersections, tiny lanterns strapped to their thoraxes. At the sight of him they clicked mandibles in greeting and buzzed wings in a quick, merry hum. One particularly energetic scout skittered circles around his boot―then saluted with both antennae, proud as any palace guard.

"Good evening, my industrious friends," Mikhailis chuckled, patting the scout's shell with a knuckle. The ant's carapace shivered happily, sending faint green sparks along its joints. I wish human nobles were half this loyal.

They passed workstations where ants chiseled neat support struts into raw rock, others rolling polished pebbles into neat piles. The hive smelled of sap, damp soil, and faint honey—comforting scents that erased some of the tension coiled in his muscles.

Mikhailis glanced at Rodion, eyes sharpening with a playful glint. "Remember that small dungeon the ants discovered during the last expansion sweep?"

Rodion's optic slit brightened, accessing internal logs.

<Affirmative. Located three strata below primary hive. Classification: low-tier cavern. Confirmed resident fauna—twenty-seven slimes, approximately forty fruit bats, two skeletal patrol clusters. Hazard rating: trivial to moderate depending on carelessness.>

"That's the one! A perfect vacation after… whatever that was." He jerked a thumb back toward the sealed cradle. "Just us and some jelly blobs. What could be simpler?"

Their path soon rose toward the main lab. As doors hissed open, fragrant steam greeted them—herbal disinfectant automatically misting from ceiling vents. Rows of curiosities lined the shelves: polished beetle wings organized by iridescence, vials of glowing mutagen gel, and half-built automatons waiting for spark-cores.

Mikhailis's grin widened the way it always did inside his creative playground. He strolled to a rack of leather harnesses and flicked through them until he found his favorite: supple chestnut hide embossed with silver filigree ants. It fit like a second skin, seasoned from dozens of field tests. Next he tugged on fingerless gloves woven with shimmer-thread runes—lightweight, responsive, and resistant to acid splash.

From a wooden cubby he pulled three potion tubes, shaking each gently to check clarity: one scarlet swirl for healing, one sun-yellow for stamina, and one cloudy teal marked with a crossed-fang icon—universal antidote. He kissed the antidote's cork for luck then tucked all three into loops across his belt.

Across the room, Rodion initiated a cheerful transformation sequence. Servos whirred; panels folded; out popped a squat, plush form with stubby legs, wide torso, and paddish arms designed for hugging rather than punching. His white exterior remained smooth and glossy, gleaming beneath lantern crystals.

<Do you anticipate severe injuries, or shall I remain comfortably squishable?>

Mikhailis rolled a shoulder, flexing fingers inside his gloves. "No serious injuries expected. Besides, if something does break my bones, I'll be honored to leave a comical skeleton behind."

He rummaged a moment longer, emerging with a lightweight crossbow no bigger than a forearm and a pouch of sand-glass bolts. "Just in case any skeletons get uppity." He winked.

Sudden rustling surrounded them—an excited crowd of ant workers arrived carrying odds and ends. One shoved a wooden box the size of a bread loaf at Mikhailis's shin. Another tugged his sleeve, directing attention to the contents: a single torch shaft carved from driftwood. The head, however, glowed steadily with moss-green light.

"A gift?" He accepted gingerly. The torch radiated gentle warmth, its moss blossoms opening to reveal tiny bioluminescent filaments. "Oh this is brilliant—no smoke, no sputter. Thank you."

The ants clacked joyfully, proud of their craftsmanship. One even puffed chest-plates like a proud blacksmith, prompting Mikhailis to bow dramatically. "I'll report its performance on return. Promotion possibilities forthcoming!" His compliment sent the ants into another buzzing chorus.

Rodion cleared his throat—well, simulated a throat clear.

<Environmental time lapse indicates optimal departure window is narrowing.> His stubby arm pointed to a wall clock whose petals opened to show glowing numerals.

"Right, right. Adventure calls."

They exited through a rear service tunnel. A faint mineral breeze greeted them, cool and damp. The stone underfoot bore chalked outlines showing safe steps; up ahead, a painted arrow pointed downward with oversized friendly lettering: "Low-Level Dungeon – Safe for Beginners!"

Mikhailis laughed. "Subtle signage, lads."

He paused, taking in the carved archway just beyond the sign. Ivy draped the weathered stone; cobwebs sagged lazily between crumbled tiles, trembling in the underground draft. Water dripped from somewhere unseen, plinking into a shallow puddle. It was everything a beginner's dungeon entrance should be—just enough menace to tickle the nerves, nothing more.

Rodion waddled toward the arch, internal sensors pinging. Tiny holographic graphs danced across his smooth belly as he scanned.

<Warning: detecting mild slime signatures, elevated humidity, multiple guano deposits. Sanitation rating: regrettable.>

Mikhailis twirled the moss torch, its glow painting soft halos around stalactites overhead. "Terrifying. I think we'll survive somehow." He stepped forward, voice echoing in a playful challenge: "Beware, oh foul creatures of goo and droppings. For I, Prince Mikhailis, have come to steal your rest and test your bounce!" He finished with a theatrical flourish that made even Rodion's emotional subroutines buzz amusement.

As they passed beneath the arch, the torch light spilled over cracked wall carvings—ancient practice etchings of swords and shields, graffiti left by earlier novice adventurers. Someone had added a doodle of a smiling slime with the caption "Blobbo rules!" in shaky runes. Mikhailis snorted. "Blobbo, beware my righteous crossbow."

The air changed instantly—cooler, heavier, carrying that dungeon smell of damp stone, moss, and something faintly musty like old laundry. Their footsteps splashed quietly through shallow runoff. The floor glistened under the torch's green glow.

Half-congealed slime tracks crossed the passage. Mikhailis knelt beside one, dipped a finger, and stretched the translucent goo into a wobbling strand. "Viscosity's thicker than standard forest slimes. Could be the mineral content. Fascinating."

Rodion extended a stubby hand, sensors humming at the droplet.

<Elastic modulus reading: moderate. Surface tension: delightful.>

"Delightful?" Mikhailis laughed. "Are you sure your sarcasm module isn't misfiring?"

Rodion's optic slit flickered.

<Assessment stands. Delightful in the strictly experimental sense.>

They rounded the first bend, and the corridor opened into a chamber that looked like someone had spilled a candy shop across the floor. Dozens of pastel slimes—mint green, bubblegum pink, lemon yellow—oozed lazily about, merging and splitting with soft plops. Some clung to walls like lazy snails, leaving shimmering trails.

Mikhailis's eyes sparkled. He approached the nearest blob, index finger outstretched like a child meeting a new pet. "Hello, gelatinous friend." He poked the slime's surface; it dimpled around his finger then bounced back, sending a gentle jiggle wave across its body. "Squishy yet firm, excellent gelatinous consistency!"

Another slime bumped his boot, wiggling curious pseudopods. He produced a copper coin, dropped it on top—the coin sank slowly until it hovered mid-gel like an insect in amber. He clapped once. "Look, Rodion, it's like those glass paperweights."

Rodion eased closer, poking a pale blue slime with padded knuckles.

<Intriguing viscosity. Suggest collecting samples for later research on rebound elasticity and potential dessert applications.>

Mikhailis snorted. "Gourmet slime jelly? The chefs would riot."

He began an impromptu experiment: tossing pebbles of increasing size into slimes, watching displacement and absorption speeds. The blobs reacted with docile energy, occasionally burping harmless bubbles that popped with faint squeaks. He scribbled quick notes in a tiny leather journal even as he cackled over unexpected results.

But enthusiasm proved slippery—literally. Mid-stride he stepped on a slick patch, feet sliding. "Oh seeds!" Arms windmilled wildly. The world titled. He braced for impact.