The Daily Love Life Of The Immoral God And His Invisible Wife

“Splurt~”

The scene was quite the commotion, with sounds of gushing and splattering, a forceful release.

Leaving was the right choice for Chen Ling, as the scene wasn’t very pleasant to witness and came with an unpleasant odor.

He had initially thought of waiting for Shen Jingbing to finish and then coming out to feed them. However, the continuous sounds of farting were heard from outside.

After a while, Jie Brother suddenly shouted from outside the stone house: 〚 Stop, Shen Brother, it’s full! About to overflow!〛

Chen Ling’s figure flashed, and he was outside again. He brought out another bucket and grinned: “Tsk, you’ve pooped this much? Seems like you ate quite a bit? The color is bright yellow, not bad…”

Everyone: ????

Why don’t you eat it yourself? Gross~

“Tsk! Let me tell you some good news.” Chen Ling looked at the several mages with a grin: “Tonight’s meal comes with soup, not as dry!”

He finished speaking and directly used his mental control to pour the mixture of solid and liquid unknown substance into the mouths of everyone present except Shen Jingbing.

“Fresh, just out of the oven, eat while it’s hot, hahaha~” Chen Ling laughed heartily.

〚 Ding~ Infinite Leg Hair Squad, points deducted: 10.3 billion!〛

〚 Ding~ Newcomer Trio, points deducted: 40 million!〛

Shen Jingbing didn’t eat, but still lost 1 billion points. He truly felt sorry for his good buddies…

“Ugh~”

Afterward, the group began vomiting uncontrollably. Even though they knew they would have to eat it back up later, they just couldn’t hold it in. One by one, they rolled their eyes and vomited, feeling like their intestines were going to come out.

Chen Ling stood beside them, laughing heartily. It felt like he was the dark mage, and these few were innocent civilians…

As Chen Ling entered the room, he saw Sui Li’er holding a tablet with a joyful expression.

“What are you looking at, smiling so happily?” He asked casually, walking over with a grin on his face.

“We’re going on a trip! Chen Ling! A trip! Travel, yay~”

Sui Li’er was incredibly excited. Because she could go on a trip with Chen Ling!

Chen Ling was puzzled: “A trip? What’s that about?”

“Hehe~ Come take a look, it’s a message from the mentor~”

At Sui Li’er’s words, Chen Ling took off his shoes, sat on the couch, and leaned in closer to look at her tablet. He immediately saw the message.

〚 In order to promote faster integration and familiarity between new and old students, the academy will conduct a trial for Intermediate Mages outside the campus on the 12th of this month.〛

〚 Location of the trial: Coastal area of the Fire Country, Flame Blue Beach, Flame Blue Secret Realm 〛

〚 Duration of the trial: Depending on the situation 〛

〚 Participants: Voluntary participation; a fee of 3,000 curse coins is required〛

〚 Leading instructors for each class: Class A: Chu Jian, Yan Ran; Class B: Gu Lin, Huang Yingming…〛

When this message was sent out, the students of the Aries Academy started discussing it.

“Wow, seriously? Why do the new students get a travel trial?”

“What can they even trial? It’s just a way for them to have fun!”

“That’s so cool!”

The middle-grade and senior students were immediately displeased, feeling envious.

This was just like an outing; most people were there for the fun. And with Yan Ran as one of the leading instructors, it meant that they wouldn’t be able to see their goddess for quite a while.

How frustrating! Ugh, those newbies are lucky.

The lower-grade Intermediate Mages were already ecstatic.

The student dormitories at Aries Academy were in an uproar.

“What the heck! How can such good luck exist?”

“Yan Ran and Chu Jian as leading instructors! Dang, one with fair legs, the other with black stockings, unbelievable!”

The happiest ones were from Class A. When the students from other classes heard what they were saying, their excitement waned…

“Why is Instructor Yan Ran leading Class A? What gives?”

“By the way, Instructor Yan Ran seemed to have taught Class A today. Why, why didn’t she come to our class? I want to see her too.”

Tonight was destined to bring both joy and disappointment.

Sui Li’er was certainly happy: “Hehe~ We can go, right?”

She looked at Chen Ling with anticipation.

Chen Ling wasn’t particularly interested in going. He could tell with just a little thought that this was Mi Jiu and Chen Tianming’s cunning idea. They must be trying to test him again.

Chen Ling couldn’t believe that these two were still testing him. Last time, he released a sun-sized fireball just to scare them and make them behave.

Unexpectedly, it had no effect. It seemed that someday he’d need to have a private chat with them in a small, dark room. Otherwise, they’d keep finding things for Chen Ling to do.

“Oh, you can’t…?”

Seeing Chen Ling didn’t respond, Sui Sui pouted, her face filled with disappointment…

Just then, Sui Li’er’s tablet made a ding sound again: 〚 Chu Jian has joined the Class A chat group~〛

〚 What the heck! Chu Jian instructor! Can you save a spot for friends? Chu Jian instructor~〛

The male students were immediately excited.

〚 Ding~〛

〚 Yan Ran has joined the Class A group~〛

Everyone: !!!

Everyone erupted in excitement!

However, Ellie was quite speechless… I’m the instructor of this class, aren’t I? Why wasn’t I included in the trip?

Sigh~ No love for me anymore!

I also want to go to the beach, wear a swimsuit, otherwise, what’s the point of my curvaceous figure!

Chu Jian:〚 Hello, everyone. I’m Chu Jian, the leading instructor for this travel trial.〛

〚 This is everyone’s first travel trial. If you have any questions, you can ask me or Instructor Yan Ran.〛

Male Student A: 〚 Instructor Chu Jian, do you have a boyfriend?〛

Male Student B: 〚 Instructor Chu Jian, what’s your favorite food?〛

〚 Instructor Chu Jian, I brought some local specialties from my hometown for you.〛

Chu Jian:”…”

〚 I won’t answer those types of questions~〛

〚 Please ask questions related to the trial.〛

〚 Oh, by the way, remember to bring your swimsuits. Since we’re going to a sunny beach, let’s have some fun~〛

!!!

When Chen Ling saw the word “swimsuit,” he was suddenly invigorated!

“Swimsuit…” Sui Sui muttered softly: “But I don’t know how to swim…”

“Go!” Chen Ling suddenly exclaimed.

“Huh?”

“Go, go, go, you must go!”

Chen Ling became unexpectedly excited.

Sui Sui: ???

Although a little puzzled by Chen Ling’s sudden change in attitude, Sui Sui still happily said: “Hehe~ Alright, I thought you didn’t want to go.”

“Why wouldn’t I want to go? I love swimsuits the most…uh, I mean, I love swimming, yes, swimming!”

“Oh~ Then you can teach me. I want to learn swimming too!” Sui Sui said joyfully.

Chen Ling smirked: “Of course.”

“That’s great~” Sui Sui exclaimed in joy, but what she didn’t expect was…

The kind of swimsuit she imagined was very different. She thought of cute and modest swimsuits, ones that were secure and didn’t show much skin.

But Chen Ling had something else in mind!

The two ideas were completely different.

“The 12th, there are still a few days~”

Actually, it wasn’t that many days left, but Sui Sui was already feeling a bit impatient.

Chen Ling was too: “Want me to take you to buy a swimsuit?”

“Huh? Now?” Sui Sui was surprised by his enthusiasm.

Chen Ling said seriously: “Choosing a swimsuit isn’t as easy as it sounds. It takes time to find the right one. You might not be able to find it in just a few days.”

“Oh~” Sui Sui nodded, convinced by the wise words of the Lord God. His words were truly profound.

Just then, Sui Sui’s tablet rang again.

Unlike the previous 〚 Ding 〛, this time it was 〚 Ding Ling Ling~〛, the sound of an incoming call.

Sui Sui glanced at it, and it read: 〚 Qitian Ming Calling 〛

She looked at Chen Ling with surprise: “The Dean is calling me…”