Chapter 35 For the Dignity of a Man!
Chapter 35 For the Dignity of a Man!
While wiping the floor stained by tea, Yi Qiu sighed that this buddy is really boring.
It's only been less than a day since Yi Qiu's monk level has been raised to level 5, which means that the forum on this plane has only been open for less than a day, and this buddy rushed to it to make a copy for help.
You must know that asking for help in a dungeon is equivalent to teaming up with two real people to download a dungeon, and you have to face to face. Even if you can cover it up with a human skin mask or the like, you can't keep the messy marking skills of others, and it is easy to expose your own information.
But considering that this buddy is from America, it's understandable.
Different from the cautious and cautious tradition of florists, the people of America like to be direct, and most of them just don't want to be cowardly or just do this kind of thing.
So in a certain game where everyone grabs a chicken to eat, the people in the US server are very miserable...
Everyone was rushing with submachine guns, but was biubiubiued by the old bastard in the grass, begging for the psychological shadow of the players on the US server...
As early as many years ago, Xiang Yu, the hero of the Overlord, was forced to commit suicide in Wujiang by the ruffian Liu Bang, and he taught the people of the flower planters not to be too straight, and sometimes a little bend can lead to a better ending.
It's just that some people are like this. Even if they know that there are mountains of swords and fire ahead, they will go straight forward and would rather bend than bend! If the overlord is bent, how can he be called the overlord?
And Yi Qiu is obviously... not this kind of person.
He is just an ordinary person, he is not afraid of death, but he does not want to die even more, he wants to wait until the end of the world and then take a group of young ladies to other planes to inherit the Chinese blood...
So he directly ignored the request for help in this dungeon. He didn't suffer from persecution paranoia, but he knew a truth. A line added to Cao Cao by a certain screenwriter was:
Why are people's feet the whitest? (Yeah, get ass off)
Because it keeps hiding.
Wretched development, crazy output, whether it is games or life, these are rare cheats for the king.
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Yi Qiu clicked on the task list of the forum on this plane, and then a lot of information came out:
Large Dev World of the Month: Azeroth (Age of the Lich King):
World keywords: plague, natural disasters, undead, magic
The lowest entry level in the world: level 10 (creatures below level 10 can also enter, but Zongwang will not be responsible for any consequences)
World ticket: 5,000 comprehensive network disaster coins (original price 10,000 comprehensive network disaster coins)
The minimum stay time in the world: 1 natural year (please don't try to challenge the comprehensive network's supervision system with skills such as time acceleration)
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The first thing that catches the eye is this month's large-scale development world——Azeroth, a world that Yi Qiu is familiar with but unfamiliar.
He used the Tauren Druid to travel to every land in the world (belonging to the tribe), and he was familiar with the bosses of the various camps, especially Queen Sylvanas of the Undercity.
It is worth mentioning that this is the first NPC with a foreign name that Yi Qiu remembered...
But now that he is entering Azeroth, he probably has to choose to be born in the alliance, which is a field that Yi Qiu is relatively unfamiliar with.
And if he could meet Queen Cirvanas, he would probably be shot directly into the wall by her arrow...
Mouth, my queen!
Yi Qiu rubbed his bald head, and then continued to look down. Now going to Azeroth has nothing to do with it, and the mobs that were casually killed in the past can kill him instantly...
It is detected that the character level is 5, whether to enable the task screening function (service fee 30 integrated network disaster coins/month).
Turn it on. Yi Qiu touched his bald head, this comprehensive network must have absorbed the blood of a certain penguin, and various additional charges play a thief 6.
Based on the character as a reward for opening the trading forum on this plane, the service fee is exempted, and the character screening function is permanently enabled.
Based on the character level, the current tasks that can be performed are as follows:
For the dignity of a man! :
A very bad thing happened in the remote and quiet town of Su Luner - a powerful and crazy magician cast a group sex change magic here. Based on the power of this magician, the magic effect will last for a year .
The gender conversion distorted the peaceful life of the town, and people began to discuss and seek solutions. The original men in the town were going to invite priests to carry out a group purification, but they were opposed by women and some men.
Now, they've decided to solve the drama the town's old traditional way - Ulla 1km!
The content of the competition is to race around the dilapidated mountain road outside the town, and the first to come wins! During this period, any means except weapons and offensive spells are allowed, and flying is also prohibited.
For the dignity of a man, defeat this group of women who want to shake the sky and perverts who don't want to be men!
Battle scene: small
The minimum entry level of the campaign: level 5 (below level 5 cannot receive invitation letters from the men's camp)
Campaign ticket: 50 comprehensive network disaster coins (original price 100 comprehensive network disaster coins)
Campaign victory condition: win 1 km of Ula
Campaign exit conditions: You can choose to quit at any time if you win 1 km of Ula or stay for more than 1 natural day, and the maximum stay is 2 natural days
Campaign Exclusive Output: Transgender Scroll
Yi Qiu rubbed his bald head. This battle seems to be full of flaws, but it is relatively simple for now.
There is a bit of a lack of comprehensive network disaster coins now, so let's do a wave first.
Whether to choose to accept the mission: for the dignity of a man!
yes!
50 integrated network disaster coins have been successfully deducted, and the characters are being sent to enter the battle scene...
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The familiar dizziness...
When Yi Qiu woke up from the dizziness, he found himself lying next to the entrance of a street:
The narrow road is covered with a mixture of dirty feces and soil. There are loud shouts from the market not far away. The surrounding architectural style is somewhat similar to the medieval western town on the earth. The air is filled with a smell of feces. and the smell of something rotten.
Yi Qiu hurriedly got up from the ground, and then found himself lying on a pile of hay, feeling very lucky for an instant.
Ah, so you're here, I'm just waiting for you, and the Ula 1km will start soon! An aunt with a barrel-like figure suddenly rushed out from the alley next to her, and then clapped her hand like a cattail fan. Patted Yi Qiu on the shoulder:
He's a strong guy. When I was young, I was as strong as you!
You are? Yi Qiu rubbed his bald head, this aunt's hand is really strong, he glanced at his health, and it actually dropped by 5%!
Oh! Knock on my bad memory, I forgot to introduce myself, I am the mayor of this town - that's not much! Welcome to Su Luner! Because of some reasons that everyone knows, the town is a mess now, as the mayor I hope that these troubles can be resolved as soon as possible, and if you can help us win the Ula 1km victory, I will give you some extra gifts!
The current situation is not very good. The women and those perverts who choose eggs have invited many people: the bard Gales, the weapon master Zhao Bingzhi, and the best Ula 1km runner in our town - Bu Yaojier ! The mayor introduced the situation to Yi Qiu while leading Yi Qiu through the messy buildings.
I'm the only one here? Yi Qiu asked suspiciously.
Of course... yes! You have to know that men don't care much about money, so we don't have enough rewards to attract those adventurers. Thank God, there are finally you! The mayor touched her wine with some embarrassment barrel belly.
Gales and Zhao Bingzhi are respectively guest-starred by the book friends Qunluo Storm Spirits and Lewan Friendship!