Chapter 101:
Chapter 101
It is undeniable that the Internet is a magical and powerful place, filled with technology kings, data geeks, keyboard warriors and most of the people who eat melons. But once these people get together, it will be an annual drama beyond imagination.
“Little Huya” quickly became a hot search topic, and various comments emerged one after another. Some netizens left messages that made Jian You laugh out loud. One of them said this.
Netizen A: The owner of the tooth mark can be confirmed with a candid photo with unclear pixels. The FBI can’t tell this, right? @Dentist Liang Kunlin, can the expert express his opinion?
At first I thought it was just a joke, but the dentist quickly expressed his stance.
Dentist Liang Kunlin: According to scientific basis, the arrangement of everyone's gums is different, so the tooth marks on the back of the actor's hand also correspond to the unique tiger teeth in the world. However, the distance is too far and it is indeed difficult to see clearly. If you want professional analysis, Welcome @Jianyouyoyo to come to our hospital to have a dental mold taken. Our hospital will provide you with a dental cleaning and gum care. At the same time, you can clean up your teeth, killing two birds with one stone.
These days... even dentists can become jokers.
Jian You couldn't laugh or cry when she saw it. She accidentally bit the tip of her tongue with a tiger tooth, and the pain made her frown.
The two of them finished dinner, and Jian You packed the things into the dishwasher. When she came out, she saw He Yuxuan sitting on the sofa holding an iPad and smiling. Her already plump and round body rolled around on the sofa, sinking into the sofa wherever she rolled.
"I laughed to death! I really laughed to death!" He Yuxuan pulled Jian You to sit down, laughing so hard that she was out of breath: "After the dentist left, the rabies prevention and control center came again, saying that he wanted to let Shen Go get the rabies vaccine!”
When Jian You saw the word "dog", her teeth itched with anger, but a large number of people on the Internet were like this. They could become keyboard warriors with just a few clicks of their fingers. When she was an Internet celebrity in her previous life, she was so criticized that she stayed up all night. The days when I wished I could transform into an octopus and fight back are still fresh in my memory.
Rabies Prevention and Control Center: Wounds bitten by mammalian carnivores may be infected with rabies virus. We hope that the best actor @深圳 can be treated as early as possible to avoid delaying the condition. At the end, I didn’t forget to put a line of advertisement: Caring for dogs, caring for humans...
A bunch of netizens joked below: The biting "dog" hasn't been found yet! No hurries! Rabies has a long incubation period…
He Yuxuan's voice was broken when she spoke, causing Jian You's body to keep sinking into the hole on her side, and then she saw the fan comments below.
Netizen B: How could yoyo bite the actor? The reporter’s speculation is wrong. This is a photo that was secretly taken of her while watching "Backlight" starring the best actor at Mingdu Cinema today. If the two of them are in conflict, then why would Yoyo go to watch Shen Xiao's movie to support him? ? Therefore, the tooth mark on Shen Xiao's hand must be someone else!
The analysis is clear and logical! It's a pity...the truth is not at all what he said==, this is really a sad story.
Jian You decided not to scroll through Weibo. Anyway, wouldn’t it make other people laugh if he scrolled back and forth? Then among the dense comments, she suddenly saw one defending herself.
However, what this person said made sense. Jian You felt that she couldn't sit still and wait for death. Then she logged into her account and liked his comment.
But the moment she liked it, the comment area of the whistleblower was quickly flooded with people.
He Yuxuan suddenly took Jian You's hand and said: "Shen Xiao posted on Weibo! Shen Xiao posted on Weibo again. He has almost disappeared in the past two days!" Jian You Xunsheng looked at He Yuxuan's IPAD and saw that Shen Xiao had posted a message On Weibo, he posted @ Explosives Jun @ on himself. The content is as follows:
I took away the little Huya. Don’t be so boring in the future. Female stars smile with their teeth exposed and laugh lines easily develop.
Jian You:…
She just gave a thumbs up to that analyst emperor, and he came out to slap her in the face? With quick eyes and quick hands, Jian You hurriedly canceled the like just now==
Jian You was so angry that he was speechless! Pick up the phone and send a message.
Jian You: If you post any Weibo statements related to me in the future, can you let me know first?
Shen Xiao was sitting in the nanny car on the way back to City S. He only spoke out when he saw netizens guessing more and more outrageously. After all, it was his fault that Jian You was criticized online.
Shen Xiao: ...I...what did I do wrong?
Jian You saw that Shen Xiao was not angry at all.
Jian You: Are you right? Is it my fault?
Shen Xiao: ...Okay, my bad... Then I will delete that Weibo post...
Although the great actor didn't realize his mistake at all, since Jian You said so, he had to bow his head and admit his mistake first.
Jian You was so angry that she smashed her phone when she saw the reply! I finally controlled myself and typed a reply.
Jian You: What’s the use of deleting it now! Everyone already knows I bit you! My image is gone! You stupid!
It was only then that Shen Xiao suddenly realized that when he opened his Weibo, the comments below basically looked like this:
Netizen X: Why did sister Jian bite her brother? Is it because my brother is so delicious?
Netizen Y: The teeth mark looks quite painful. My sister likes to eat meat but she can’t bite her brother? Rub it for the actor~
Netizen Z: I originally thought yoyo was born in the year of cat, but it turned out that she was born in the year of dog, 23333. My brother is so pitiful~ But why do adults play such a dangerous game... Forgive me for my imagination ==
Well…
The Best Actor Shen was really confused this time. He used to be so aloof that he rarely responded to rumors of scandals with female celebrities. He always laughed off these comments, but now he feels inexplicably irritated.
(End of this chapter)