Chapter 2. Who I am.
---James---
James wandered around the town disappointed. Enough time had passed that he started to wonder if this was real. If any of this was real – really what had he been thinking? Was he dreaming? Had he been drugged, knocked out and brought to a LARP game?
Why?
He had briefly gotten excited by the idea of fighting monsters.
He had been excited by the idea of fantasy…of a new world.
But is this world a new world? How would I even check?
When he had poked his head out of the gate… he had just seen a bunch of regular animals being attacked by random people.
I really must have been drugged pretty strongly. I still feel strange.
I guess its only just now wearing off?
...might as well play along. Something to do right? I wonder if I'll get in trouble for skipping work.
James entered a weapon shop and stared up at the swords and spears and flails.
They all hung up on the wall stacked sideways on smooth hooks.
The shopkeeper looked up for a moment as he entered before continuing to talk to the customer in front of him.
"…all visitors get one free weapon! One free weapon one free complementary meal and one free nights stay at the Inn."
"Why are you giving us weapons? What do you hope to gain from this? Who do you work for?" the customer asked.
"This is the tutorial village. We are…guides. Messengers who simply wish to help you transition into the new world. You don't need a weapon but fighting monsters is a good way to earn achievements. I work for myself. I'm self-employed – you know the tutorial village has no king? We do have a mayor however, nice fellow. Has some nice questlines for anyone who stops by if you're interested."
James picked out a sharp looking sword and brought it up to the counter.
The shop keeper smiled at him for a moment as if waiting for him to ask a question about this specific sword.
"I'm taking this" James said holding the large sword up and jiggling it slightly to show what he was talking about.
"Good choice! The Zweihänder is a true two-handed sword perfect for swinging."
...
James left the store after standing there silently for a moment longer.
I…think that went well?
He carried the sword one hand on the blade and one hand on the hilt all the way out of the town – cradling it like a baby carefully making sure not to stab anyone with it.
Once he reached the outer area James attempted to shift both hands to the hilt and lift it in front of him.
The sword was surprisingly heavy. Not enough that he couldn't lift it, but enough that trying to move it about left the blade's tip shaking and swaying slightly.
I guess I just swing it?
James pulled it above his head and attempted to swing downwards in a crushing blow.
The tip of the sword smashed into the turf and vibrated up his arms.
It felt awful.
But this was the first time James had held a sword so that was probably normal?
…James didn't like how many people were watching him make a fool of himself by the entrance.
No one 'seemed' to be judging him, but he still wanted to find a more secluded area to practice.
Carefully extracting the blade from the dirt James turned to walk along the wall – traveling along the slight curve till just out of sight of the gate and those in front of it.
Ahead of him a boar snorted and pawed the ground aggressively.
The boar had bright glassy red eyes, but besides that fact looked incredibly "normal".
Here goes nothing I guess?
James raised his sword high above his head and crept forward. A few meters before he reached the animal it turned and began running directly at him.
James timed himself, eyeing the distance and then swung down the moment the beast got close!
…the boar dodge to the side and ran past him.
Struggling to raise the sword once more, James tried to swing the wobbling blade harder – frustration welling up in him as it missed once more.
Why am I sucking so badly?
The boar turned in a grand arc thundering slightly as it curved around and came towards him once more. James held his blade out like a spear – hoping to stab the creature and use its momentum against it – but missed a final time, the boar slamming into his side hard.
The impact felt muted and strange – James felt himself falling on his back incredibly quickly its impact also muted. It was like getting punched by a boxer with pillows on their hands.
The boar had jumped up onto James's chest and was staring down at him with two hate filled eyes. The dark red eyes contained more anger than James was expecting and a dribble of drool dropped down onto his chest.
Not knowing what else to do James found himself punching upwards – smashing one closed fist after another into the boar's snout spittle flying away with each thud.
After just a few short seconds of wild punches, the boar thrashed back – shaking its head as it gained distance with a series of growling snorts.
James stood, a faint twinge at his side completely ignored as he realized he was empty handed.
I chose a bad weapon. James was forced to admit to himself as he backed up as well giving space to the boar that was only now seeming to refocus on him.
James stepped to the side – narrowing his eyes at the boars identical movement.
The animal's surprisingly smart…and it hates me for some reason huh?
"For some reason. Hah, I guess I did sneak up with the intent to attack you first huh. Want to let me past now, little buddy?" James spoke as he slowly bent to the side and picked up his sword once more.
The boar roared a guttural sound that would feel more in place coming from a lion or similar beast then charged once again.
Annnnd now.
James swung, trying to time himself once again but frustration leaked into his wide arc.
He carved around as hard as he could and the sword actually slipped out of his fingers this time – it spun as it flew out and caused the beast to dodge in a wide turn before making its way around again.
Out of weapons and feeling overwhelmed James ran.
He couldn't see any other options right now and was too stressed to think properly.
I'll come back to collect the sword once I've thrown the boar off I guess?
James's mind raced as he dodged the boar's lunges – jumping to the side every time he heard his pursuer close in, then running in a different direction.
The boar was much, much faster than James, but comically worse at turning – his frantic zigzag of a sprint back to the gate let him escape mostly unmolested. The boar galloped around him in wide looping paths and his breath was heavy as he pushed himself to run.
Lunging forward the last few steps James slid past the leftmost guard and rolled to the side scrambling up inside the town – expecting the beast to be right behind him.
When nothing happened in the following seconds James slowly stepped out into the middle of the path and stared. The boar had chased him right to the gate and now stood as if held back by some invisible force. Just over a meter away from the gate the boar glared up at him hatefully.
Beady red eyes glared into James before with a pig like snort the boar turned and slowly walked back into the field – glancing back a few times as if making sure James was still standing in safety.
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Description: Outrun a creature faster than you after provoking it. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
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