Chapter 362: Miraculous Cultivation Method_1
Su Zi's temper flared quickly and subsided even quicker. Before Lin Feng could finish a cigarette, she shamelessly sidled up to him again. Giggling, she said, "I've thought it through. I'm a beauty, and one of the two recognized campus beauties at Jiangzhou High School. If you can't see that, it just proves there's something wrong with your eyesight! In short, you're blind!"
Lin Feng admired Su Zi's ability for self-comfort, but why did she have to take the opportunity to belittle me...?
"Alright, alright, I'm blind, okay!" Lin Feng, not wanting to argue with Su Zi, casually admitted his "mistake."
"Since you've admitted your eyesight is problematic... you have to pay the price!" Su Zi seemed to latch onto Lin Feng. Extending a slender, jade-like finger towards her chest, she said weakly, "You've hurt my heart. How are you going to compensate me?"
Lin Feng glanced at Su Zi's "heart." It was plump and full. The skin exposed beneath her neckline was still so fair and delicate; it looked like there was nothing wrong. Last time, Su Zi said they were starving and getting thin, and this time she claims they're hurt. Those poor "little white rabbits" are truly pitiful! So many calamities!
"Then how should I compensate you?" Lin Feng asked casually.
"Teach me Martial Arts! I want to be as strong as you... able to send someone flying ten meters with a single palm strike!" Su Zi brought up the old topic again, giggling as she sidled closer to Lin Feng.
"Do you really want to learn?" Lin Feng frowned. "Aren't you afraid of hardship, fatigue, injuries, getting sunburned, your skin darkening, or your tender flesh turning into muscle?"
Hearing the consequences Lin Feng listed, Su Zi's expression soured. Train so hard in Martial Arts only to end up dark-skinned and rough? What's the point of that! With that kind of time and determination, I'd be better off earning more money and hiring a handsome bodyguard like Ning Aoxue... He could fight, do housework, and be easy on the eyes. That's killing several birds with one stone!
Actually, Martial Arts experts like me—good-natured, skilled in cooking, and handsome—are definitely rare. If it weren't for my rebirth, I'd just be a rough-looking guy. How could I have such fair skin?
However, Miss Su was, after all, a determined person. She wasn't discouraged by Lin Feng's words. Gathering her courage, she asked again, "Well, is there a training method that can make me very strong without hardship, fatigue, or injury; without being exposed to sun or rain; without my skin darkening, and without growing muscles—all while being comfortable?"
Lin Feng was stunned by Su Zi's question. Does such a training method really exist in this world? If it does, I'd want to learn it too!
"You actually don't know?" Su Zi looked at Lin Feng smugly, a superior smile spreading across her face. "I know at least two methods that meet those requirements!"
"You know them? And two, no less?" Lin Feng was a bit curious. "Tell me about them!"
"Have you heard of the Great Way of Divine Empowerment?" Su Zi asked Lin Feng eagerly.
The Great Way of Divine Empowerment... It's often mentioned in martial arts novels. Some major villain, hidden in a cave for decades, is on the verge of death with unfulfilled wishes. He then imparts his lifelong Kungfu to some kid who miraculously survives a fall from a cliff, entrusting him to clean up his sect... It sounds wonderful, but the authenticity of such stories rivals myths!
In other words, the Great Way of Divine Empowerment probably only exists in the realm of myths!
Lin Feng casually blew a smoke ring and shook his head. "The Great Way of Divine Empowerment isn't feasible. Your meridians, having never been cultivated, can't possibly accommodate Inner Strength. If a large amount of Inner Strength were forcibly channeled into your body, you'd be lucky to survive, but you'd definitely end up paralyzed. Best to forget it!"
"Then..." Su Zi bit her lip, her face suddenly flushing as she said, "Then... what about dual cultivation?"
CRACK!
Lin Feng felt his jaw nearly drop. He never imagined the words "dual cultivation" would come from Su Zi's mouth!
Dual cultivation, this magical training method, is found in many cultivation texts. It proposes that a man and a woman can level up while, well, "doing that." It's indeed quite something!
Actually, setting aside what the cultivation texts say, even modern science suggests that an appropriate amount of "that specific activity" can have the effect of exercising the body. From this functional perspective, "that activity" really is a method of dual cultivation!
But to think of using such a method for Martial Arts training... Su Zi's insight is truly extraordinary! This question made my mind race!
"Quick, tell me, is dual cultivation actually possible for training?" Su Zi clutched Lin Feng's arm, asking with avid curiosity.
"So what if it's possible? Are you really going to find some random man with high Martial Arts skills to dual-cultivate with?" Lin Feng glanced at Su Zi and said nonchalantly. Who knows what this crazy girl is thinking? To prevent her from going astray, I must nip her fantasy in the bud!
Not long ago, news broke in Lingnan Province about a con artist. He claimed to be a spiritual cultivation master and tricked over a dozen female students into dual-cultivating with him, defrauding them of money and taking advantage of them sexually. This society truly has all sorts of people!
Su Zi was stunned for a moment, then giggled. "Of course, I wouldn't just find any random man. Isn't there still you? If it really works, this young lady will grit her teeth, close her eyes, and cultivating with you would be... reluctantly acceptable, I guess! As long as I don't look at your face..."
Damn it, that's a personal attack! Am I really as pathetic as you make me out to be? Aren't there plenty of young girls who are interested in me, this handsome guy? Lin Feng casually gestured towards the auditorium. Sure enough, he saw a few girls looking at him curiously. He instantly felt his argument was validated. "See? Look! Those are people with discerning eyes! They recognize a pearl when they see one!"
"I think they have a discerning eye for pigs! The 'pig' in 'pig-headed'!" Su Zi covered her mouth, giggling.
Lin Feng, flushed with shame and anger, boldly declared, "This handsome guy actually knows dual cultivation! If you need it, I can oblige anytime! However, let me state clearly beforehand: I only guarantee it'll be satisfying, not that you'll succeed in your training!"
This domineering, roguish declaration made even the female rogue, Su Zi, cover her face and beat a hasty retreat!
The welcome party finally commenced with great fanfare at seven o'clock in the evening.
Teachers and students from various classes gradually entered and took their seats. Deans from various colleges and school leaders began to sign in. Staff members were all in position. After Principal Li Xiaoming delivered a speech, the party officially began!
After a lively opening dance, Ning Aoxue, dressed in a white evening gown that made her look like a princess, finally made her entrance!
Ning Aoxue was tall. Her long gown revealed a good portion of her fair, flawless legs. Her features were coldly beautiful, her temperament noble and elegant. When she spoke with a hint of a smile, there was always an air of approachable yet distant aloofness, as if she were an Immortal. The moment she appeared on stage, even before she uttered a word, countless cheers erupted!
Under the spotlight, Ning Aoxue, with her radiant smile, was like a lotus emerging from the water—graceful and self-possessed without being artificial, elegant and dignified without being overly seductive. She was breathtakingly beautiful.
"If I'd known I could be this popular, I, this young lady, would have also gone on stage as a co-host to build some fame... A miscalculation!" Su Zi exclaimed loudly, regretting not having followed Miss Ning's lead to become a host.
Hearing Ning Aoxue calmly recite lines she had probably memorized countless times, Lin Feng regarded Su Zi's regret with disdain. "You're so lazy, you'd just be a pretty vase up there!"
"Even if I were just a vase, I, this young lady, would be a national treasure-level blue and white porcelain! You could look but not touch. I'd make you drool with envy, hmph!" Su Zi pouted at Lin Feng, retorting in a fit of pique.
It's not like I haven't touched them before... Lin Feng mumbled to himself, thinking this inwardly.