Super Soldier in Campus

Lin Feng slapped Wang Zikai and the others a few times. They couldn't dodge even if they tried, but Lin Feng was merely playing around, not using any real force. He was just teaching this lewd, loose-lipped fellow a lesson.

"Boss Lin Feng, you're still so agile! It seems like you didn't get a chance to be with your girlfriend over the holiday! You must have been diligently 'practicing' alone in your room all the time; that's why your 'Kirin Arm' is so formidable!" Wang Zikai, despite being smacked on the head by Lin Feng, wasn't angry. Instead, he chuckled and said.

"Can 'practicing alone' really develop such a 'Kirin Arm'? I didn't know about that..." Zhang Jialiang didn't get Wang Zikai's meaning and foolishly added, "I 'practice' for over ten hours a day too, so how come I haven't gotten any stronger?"

"Stop talking about your games! Look at you, your reactions are too slow..." Yang Ming, who disdained Zhang Jialiang's constant immersion in games, offered some well-meaning advice, "Wang Zikai was talking about masturbating..."

"Damn it, Yang Ming, can't you be more tactful! And speaking so loudly too! Aren't you worried about scaring off the Finance major's beauties?!" Wang Zikai shot a dissatisfied look at Yang Ming. This guy is too damn proper. He should know this kind of lingo is best understood implicitly; explaining it just ruins the joke! As for those innocent souls who don't get it? Well, of course, we should just congratulate them on staying in their pure little corners a bit longer!

"Screw that... I don't do it..." Lin Feng shook his head earnestly. As an inner strength cultivator, he could indeed control his actions and restrain himself from doing such meaningless things... he just couldn't control his body's natural reactions, that's all.

"Tsk... We'd only believe you if you had a woman to give you some release, Boss!" Wang Zikai and the other two jeered at Lin Feng in unison.

"You know, in this day and age, even Monks occasionally descend the mountain to 'enlighten' fallen women..." Wang Zikai lamented with mock compassion.

"Every man's computer hides a huge collection of island nation porn..." Zhang Jialiang chimed in.

"The inflatable doll industry has grown to an appallingly large scale..." Yang Ming concluded from a 'professional' standpoint.

Wang Zikai, Zhang Jialiang, and Yang Ming shared a knowing glance, then all turned to Lin Feng and said in unison,

"Please, introduce some beauties to us!"

The three of them delivered their lines one after another with such perfect timing, without the slightest awkwardness. Lin Feng was momentarily stunned. How long had these guys rehearsed this bit?

"You guys... you can't be serious, can you?" Lin Feng asked, his expression skeptical. "There are plenty of beautiful girls in our year... Isn't there anyone you fancy?"

"Of course we're serious! Boss, a fed man doesn't know a starving man's hunger! Our school has plenty of beauties, sure, but not many are as stunning as your girlfriend!" Wang Zikai said to Lin Feng, his face alight with eagerness. "Does she have any amazing close friends, the kind who are still single, lonely, and desperate for company, that we could ask out for a get-together?"

Zhang Jialiang and Yang Ming also stared at Lin Feng with anticipation. They had schemed for a long time before coming up with this idea. After all, as the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Beautiful girls usually hung out with other beautiful girls, and Tang Rou, being so beautiful and gentle, had completely conquered their hearts.

Although there were numerous social mixers between different classes when university started, only a few attractive guys and girls ever actually hit it off and got together at such events. For semi-homebodies like Wang Zikai and his friends, who weren't bold enough, it was hard to find someone suitable to approach at those large gatherings.

But smaller, private get-togethers were different. With fewer people, it was easier to showcase their own personalities. Plus, any girls who were friends with Tang Rou were bound to be high quality!

Indeed, three starving lone wolves...

Lin Feng frowned. He really didn't want to play the role of a procurer for them. However, all three roommates had asked, and they had lived together for a while. Lin Feng couldn't bring himself to immediately dash their hopes.

"You know, the woman you call your 'sister-in-law' is at the North Campus. Would you guys mind if your girlfriends were studying at a different campus?" Lin Feng asked casually, hoping the inconvenience would make them reconsider.

"That's not a problem! Buses and subways are so convenient now; it's only an hour's trip to the North Campus! Boss, believe me, if it's for a beauty, forget one hour—even if it were ten hours, I'd go see her every day!" Wang Zikai patted his chest and declared confidently.

Zhang Jialiang chimed in with a lecherous smile, "Yeah! At worst, we'll just rent a place off-campus like you, Boss. Even if we can't see each other during classes in the daytime, we can still get together at night... hehe..."

Yang Ming was silent for a moment, then nodded with some reluctance. "If it really comes to that, I'll apply to transfer departments to the North Campus..."

I give up on you guys!

Lin Feng finally understood the determination of these hungry wolves. He eventually nodded and said, "Alright, I'll mention it to Tang Rou when I have some free time. But I can't guarantee anything, so don't get your hopes too high."

"As long as you're on the case, Boss, we believe there's nothing you can't do!" Wang Zikai and the other two had great faith in Lin Feng. They spent a good while encouraging him with smiles, the gist of their reassurance being: "Boss, you can definitely get those beauties to come out! If you can't, we'll curse you to be impotent forever!"

Lin Feng was utterly speechless when faced with these lewd and shameless roommates.

"You guys carry on chatting; I'm going to catch up on some sleep..." After saying this, Lin Feng was about to go to sleep when he suddenly heard a commotion near the back door.

"Wow... so we have two such gorgeous girls in our class! How come I never saw them during military training? Heavens, and who's that handsome guy with them? Damn, he's so handsome it's infuriating!"

"Those are the two top class beauties of our Finance major, Ning Aoxue and Su Zi. It's normal you don't know them! I don't recognize the guy, though. He's probably a student from another class tagging along!"

...

Hearing Ning Aoxue and Su Zi's names mentioned, Lin Feng lifted his head and looked towards the back door. He saw Su Zi and Ning Aoxue about to enter through the classroom's back entrance, only to be blocked by a tall, handsome guy in a white shirt.

Coincidentally, Lin Feng recognized the guy. It was Qian Duoduo, the same person who had fought with him over a parking spot in the parking lot.

"Junior sisters, I really am your senior from the Business and Management School! My name is Qian Duoduo, and I'm the department head of the Student Union's Organization Department. The Student Union is currently recruiting, and I sincerely hope both of you will consider joining us. That's why I wanted to get a bit of your personal information; I assure you, I have no ill intent!" Qian Duoduo said this while blocking Su Zi and Ning Aoxue's path, maintaining a perfectly righteous and earnest demeanor. One had to wonder if he'd be quite so enthusiastic if he were facing a couple of 'dinosaurs.'

"Hey, didn't you understand what we said?" Ning Aoxue couldn't be bothered with Qian Duoduo, so Su Zi answered for her, "Whether you're a senior or a student union officer, it has nothing to do with us. Class is about to start, and we don't have time to deal with you, okay?"

"There are still about five minutes before class starts! Plenty of time!" Qian Duoduo replied with a smile, his composed face betraying no hint of nervousness. "Classes are certainly important, but joining the Student Union would be a great help to your future careers..."

Qian Duoduo was about to continue showing off his eloquence when he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw Lin Feng—the guy who had snatched his parking spot...

Qian Duoduo was about to flare up when he heard Lin Feng ask coolly, "Hey! Why are you harassing my two girlfriends?"