Summoned Again?

I'm not sure what the minimum character / word count is, so I'm going to spew out some random thoughts and things.

"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing." - Socrates, famous scholar

"You know nothing, Jon Snow." - Ygritte, Game of Thrones.

I once saw a girl who was missing so many teeth that it looked like her tongue was in jail.

Why aren't iPhone/iPad/iPod chargers named Apple Juice?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Do you think it would change the way people fish, if fish could scream?

I wanted to grow my own food, but I couldn’t find bacon seeds anywhere.

My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.

I can move objects with my mind.... if I use my hands.

There's no such thing as automatic doors... just gentleman ninjas.

"Technically, it's not premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them." - Daniel Tosh

And finally:

If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?