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Yun City Satellite TV, the gala finally started.

As the hottest new idol group of the year, Spaceship Lady took the stage as the opening act.

After a segment of singing and dancing, all the members were in form, and the performance was quite decent. Even the worst member, Ning Xiaoyue, managed to keep up with the rhythm.

It seems Ning Xiaoyue put in a lot of effort. It also shows that given enough time to practice, Ning Xiaoyue can handle a regular stage performance adequately.

Of course, people online were watching this performance, ready to mock Ning Xiaoyue, but upon seeing her passably perform, they seemed to turn a blind eye. She didn't even make it to the trending topics. If tonight Ning Xiaoyue had a stage accident, she would probably be number one on the trending searches. It seems they just want to criticize her, not praise her.

There are also some who still pick at minor faults, making awkward sarcastic remarks, but they end up looking childish and foolish without realizing they are the real clowns.

Ning Xiaoyue may have poor fundamentals, but her attitude is right. She's doing her best to complete her work, while these online critics, with nothing better to do, just spew hate from behind a keyboard. The difference is quite clear.

After Spaceship Lady's performance ended, Ning Xiaoyue returned backstage to remove her makeup and hurriedly went to catch a plane for her next job. She didn't even have time to meet Brother Lin, whom she wanted to see the most, let alone engage with these online warriors.

Ning Xiaoyue knew that her performance was definitely seen by Brother Lin, who was in the audience. She hopes tonight's performance won't disappoint Lin Fan; she will work even harder to live up to Brother Lin's encouragement.

Lin Fan watched Ning Xiaoyue's performance seriously from the audience. Although Xiaoyue had 8 teammates on stage, Lin Fan's attention was solely on her.

Lin Fan, while not interested in singing and dancing, could tell Ning Xiaoyue did well. She might not compare to top performers, but her attitude was very earnest.

Sometimes being weak is not a problem; weakness can be improved through practice. Attitude is what's most important.

Lin Fan felt very pleased; Ning Xiaoyue didn't let him down. He knows that as long as Ning Xiaoyue maintains this attitude, she will only get better.

After watching Ning Xiaoyue's performance, Lin Fan didn't leave immediately but stayed on, perhaps suddenly having an interest in the gala.

After lacklusterly watching several performances.

The host announced that the next performance would be Zhou Wenkun coming on stage to sing!

Lin Fan, nearly falling asleep during previous performances, suddenly perked up.

Zhou Wenkun strutted onto the stage with what he thought was a dashing pose, followed by a group of backup dancers.

"Previously, Wenkun had an outstanding performance on a variety show that showcased his excellent singing skills. We can expect him to bring us a spectacular performance today, something that will make everyone's ticket worthwhile!"

The host exaggerated, likely influenced by Cherry Entertainment, or else he wouldn't provide such nauseating flattery for Zhou Wenkun who is still at the fringe of the industry.

Zhou Wenkun, flattered to the point of arrogance, walked with more confidence, but also in a greasier manner.

The music started, and Zhou Wenkun began his singing.

He had only sung a few lines.

Oh no!

Zhou Wenkun suddenly clutched his stomach, his face changing, not good—before coming on stage, he had a sudden bout of diarrhea and had spent a long time in the restroom before feeling okay.

He originally thought he could complete the performance without issue, but after just a few lines, his stomach started acting up again.

He felt tumultuous inside, too uncomfortable.

But the performance was already underway; he couldn't just stop to go to the bathroom, so Zhou Wenkun had no choice but to endure.

However, the discomfort became unbearable, and he was on the verge of having an accident in his pants.

Zhou Wenkun wanted to cry. Damn it, how could he be so unlucky? At such an important moment, he had diarrhea despite having eaten normally today. What the hell is going on?

Because his stomach pains distracted him, his singing deteriorated, his voice wavered, and he sang the lyrics wrong.

The audience frowned; really? This is supposed to be outstanding singing?

This is supposed to be the strength of someone who won fifth place in a variety show that solely focused on skill, unlike Creation Star, which focuses on popularity. Zhou Wenkun should logically be quite skilled.

Given Zhou Wenkun's potential, the industry anticipated he would secure the top position in the next season of Creation Star. He was Cherry Entertainment's ace.

But tonight, Zhou Wenkun's performance was clearly lacking; some even felt he sang worse than Ning Xiaoyue, who is known for her mediocre singing and dancing.

What a disgrace!

In a corner of the audience, Feng Tianming was a bit shocked; he hadn't expected Zhou Wenkun's performance to be so poor. Did something happen? Did his failed attempt to woo Ning Xiaoyue and being chased away by Lin Fan unbalance his mindset?

Zhou Wenkun, however, couldn't care less whether his singing was good or how the audience viewed him.

He just wanted to go to the bathroom!

If he didn't hurry, it would be too late.

"Oh God, I can't stand it, even if I'm scolded, I need to dash to the bathroom; what am I supposed to keep singing for!"

Ultimately, Zhou Wenkun couldn't hold it in anymore; the song was several minutes long, and he couldn't wait that long.

So Zhou Wenkun abruptly stopped singing and turned to run.

However, as soon as he moved, his stomach churned violently as if a dam had burst, and his body was no longer under his control.

Bang!

The sound of a fart louder than the music echoed throughout the venue, drowning out the music.

To make matters worse, Zhou Wenkun had turned around, presenting his rear to the audience as awful things exploded out.

The nearby dancers were startled and swiftly covered their noses, dodging away, leaving the stage in chaos, only the noisy music continued playing.

"Ah!"

The audience was in an uproar, shocked by the sudden incident.

Holy crap!

They never in their wildest dreams imagined such an accident happening on stage!

As the host had earlier said, it was certain to be an impactful event.

The host was dumbfounded; he'd been hosting all his life and never encountered such an astonishing stage accident—it was arguably the most shocking stage mishap in history!

"Did he just crap on stage?" The host questioned incredulously, damn, how could someone have such an accident on stage, truly a once-in-a-lifetime sight!

Once everyone recovered from the shock, uncontrollable laughter erupted because it was just too hilarious that someone would have such an accident, making it nearly impossible not to laugh.

At that moment, Zhou Wenkun wanted to die from embarrassment, thinking he had suffered a social death. He couldn't care about anything else and hurriedly covered his trousers, escaping as fast as he could.

In the audience, Feng Tianming was dumbstruck; it was over. Zhou Wenkun was finished. Wei Jiansheng had left Zhou Wenkun with him for only a few days, and Zhou Wenkun had already destroyed his career, crapping on a satellite TV stage in front of the audience, truly a social death.

Sure enough, soon enough, Zhou Wenkun's stage mishap became trending, and he finally became famous, albeit for the wrong reasons.

Lin Fan finally stood up, content, and left the venue.

While Zhou Wenkun harassed Ning Xiaoyue mostly due to Feng Tianming's machinations, Zhou Wenkun didn't deserve sympathy.

Feng Tianming just wanted to stir conflict between Wei Jiansheng and Lin Fan, so let the battle begin; this served as a gift to the Wei Family.