Starting as a War God: Global Goddesses Blocking my Door

"Ah!"

Just as this scene unfolded, Su Ruoxue happened to witness it. Witnessing Su Dongguo's fingers twitch slightly, she couldn't help but scream out loud.

Su Yue scolded with a darkened face, "Su Ruoxue, why all the fuss? Are you that eager for Grandpa to die quickly?"

"No! It's not that!"

Scolded by Su Yue, Su Ruoxue pointed at Elder Master Su in shock, "Grandpa's finger moved, I just saw Grandpa's finger move!"

"Grandpa's finger moved?" Upon hearing this, Su Yue's face filled with shock.

Su Tianhao said skeptically, "Grandpa's finger moved? How come I didn't see it?"

"Really, it's true!" Su Ruoxue said earnestly.

Old Lady Su said with a somber face, "Ruoxue, are you sure you didn't see it wrong? Could it be an illusion?"

"She must be hallucinating!" Su Tianhao staunchly disbelieved.

Su Tianhao knew very well that when Elder Master Su was not gravely ill, his favorite was Su Ruoxue. In the entire Su Family, probably no one hoped more for Elder Master Su to wake up than Su Ruoxue.

After all, once Elder Master Su woke up, he would definitely fully support Su Ruoxue to become the next head of the Su Family. This was an indisputable fact.

Qian Feng shook his head and said to Su Ruoxue, "Miss Su, I know you can't bear to see Elder Master Su pass away, but there's no need to deceive yourself, is there?"

He had been focusing on Ye Fan the whole time and hadn't noticed Elder Master Su, Su Dongguo's finger twitching.

"Really, I didn't see it wrong!"

Su Ruoxue became anxious under the doubt cast by everybody.

Qian Feng scoffed, "Illusions, all illusions!"

Even his Great Luo Divine Needle could not bring Elder Master Su back, let alone Ye Fan, who just put on airs.

The moment Qian Feng's words fell, the fingers of Elder Master Su, lying on the hospital bed, twitched again.

"Look quickly, Grandpa's finger moved again!" Su Ruoxue exclaimed urgently.

"Damn! Grandpa's finger really did move!"

This time, not only did Su Ruoxue notice, but all the Su Family members did as well.

"No way?" Qian Feng's face suddenly stiffened.

Seeing this, Ye Fan's face brimmed with a smile, "It seems like the Elder Master is not willing to pass away just like this, all of you of the Su Family, the Elder Master must have heard your voices. Now, immediately go up there and call out to him. If he can hear you calling in his vague consciousness, he will wake up even faster!"

"Really?" Su Ruoxue asked in surprise.

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Of course! Many people in comas have miraculously woken up because of their loved ones' presence. As long as during this process, you keep calling out to them, their willpower will become firmer, they will do everything possible to break through the mental shackles, and then wake up!"

"That's wonderful!"

With these words from Ye Fan, Su Ruoxue was completely reassured.

Then, Su Ruoxue immediately rushed to the bedside and shouted, "Grandpa, wake up! Grandpa, it's Ruoxue, do you remember me?"

"Dong Guo, can you hear me talking? Wake up quickly! Don't leave me alone and go away!" Old Lady Su also stepped forward and started to call out.

As Su Ruoxue and Old Lady Su finished speaking, Elder Master Su, Su Dongguo's fingers started to tremble even more fiercely.

"It's working, it really is working!"

Seeing Elder Master Su's fingers tremble continuously, everyone in the Su Family became excited, and the next moment all of them started to shout out together.

"Elder Master, the Su Family can't be without you, wake up quickly!"

"Dong Guo, back in the day when all of us sat together and agreed that no one was allowed to die first, you can't just go ahead of us. If you die, watch out, I'll reveal the time you stole girl's underwear when you were young!"

In an instant, many of the Su Family Elders burst out yelling.

Hearing a Su Family Elder threaten to disclose his embarrassing past, Elder Master Su's fingers shook even more.

It was as if he wanted to wake up immediately, then shut the Su Family Elder's mouth to stop him from talking.

Upon seeing this, Ye Fan's eyes lit up, he spoke excitedly, "There's hope! Hey, all you uncles, hurry up and spill the old man's embarrassing stories, maybe it'll work like a charm!"

"Is this really okay?" one of the Su Family Elders asked in astonishment.

Ye Fan laughed, "Why not just give it a try!"

"Alright then, Dong Guo, we're purely bringing up your old embarrassing stories to save you, don't blame me when you wake up!" the Su Family Elder hesitated a bit.

In order to wake up Su Dongguo, the Su Family Elder looked towards the other elders. Soon after, several of them solemnly nodded their heads and, one after another, they spilled all of Dong Guo's past embarrassing moments in one breath.

"Dong Guo, do you remember? Back in our village, there was a village beauty named Xiao Wei. You LIKED her but never dared to confess. One night, you went to Xiao Wei's house, and as luck would have it, you ran into her taking a bath. Xiao Wei got so scared, thinking you had ill intentions, she set her dog on you! That big black dog was ferocious; it chased you for miles, biting you hard on the butt. To this day, you still have a scar on your butt!"

"Exactly, exactly, that did happen! And there's more, Dong Guo, once you found a pack of condoms on the ground. At the time, you didn't know what they were, and you started blowing them up like balloons. Later, when the whole class found out, you were so embarrassed you almost wanted to crawl into a hole!"

"And don't forget, Dong Guo, your dad always suffered from constipation and had a stockpile of enemas at home. You didn't know what enemas were and even tasted them. Finding them slightly sweet, you licked all the enemas at home. When your dad found out, he nearly spanked your butt into a flower!"

The Su Family Elders revealed a bunch of Elder Master Su Dongguo's embarrassing moments all at once, turning the faces of the Su family members as colorful as could be.

They had never imagined that the Elder Master Su Dongguo, who had led them to wealth and prosperity, had had so many embarrassing moments.

After hearing about these events, Ye Fan was dumbfounded and exclaimed, "Holy shit! The old man really had his share of embarrassing moments back in the day!"

Going to a girl's house at night, stumbling upon her while she's bathing, creating a misunderstanding, and getting bitten by her dog—it was already a melodramatic soap opera.

What Ye Fan had never expected was that Elder Master Su would mistake condoms for balloons and insanely savor the sweet taste of enemas.

"Hmm! Mmm mmm!"

The Elder Master Su, lying on the hospital bed, seemed to have heard everything. He made humming noises, and his elderly face gradually turned red.

"This is working; keep going, keep going!" Ye Fan urged.

To rouse Su Dongguo from his slumber, the Su Family Elders continued:

"Dong Guo, ever since you inadvertently saw Xiao Wei bathing, she thought you were a villain. Every time she saw you, she'd set her dog on you! Out of options, you stole her underwear, saying that although you had never loved, at least you had 'possessed'. Now, all I want to say is that you were really messed up in the head back then!"

"Dong Guo, oh Dong Guo! The funniest thing I remember is, one New Year's, when lots of relatives were visiting your house. Your dad had stewed a big rooster and asked you to add some salt. But buddy, you accidentally put in laxatives! After the meal, your dad suggested going for a bath, and little did he know, they all ended up running to the bathroom, turning the bathhouse into a complete mess!"

Hearing about Elder Master Su's embarrassing past almost made Ye Fan's jaw drop.

Is this even possible?

Unbelievable, utterly outrageous.

Especially Grandma Su, upon hearing that Su Dongguo actually stole underwear, was utterly shaken.

"Dong Guo, do you remember? Back when the internet was just taking off, you were always wanting to watch those unspeakable movies. You gave me twenty bucks and bought three websites from me! Afterwards, I heard you were drinking nutrition drinks all day long."

"Dong Guo, there's also the matter of..."

For a moment, the Su Family Elders were on a roll, one after another sharing Elder Master Su's embarrassing stories from the old days.

"Shut up! All of you, shut your mouths!"

Just when everyone from the Su family was dumbfounded, the Elder Master Su, who was at death's door, suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the hospital bed in one quick motion.

"He's awake? Holy shit! Elder Master Su actually woke up?"

Seeing Elder Master Su suddenly open his eyes and sit up from the bed, Qian Feng, who had been dismissing Ye Fan, screamed as if he had seen a ghost.