Start making Honkai Impact III, my boss is Da Bronya.

Chapter 309: Chapter 310​ The dog food is here! a ha ha ha!



Under Teresa's suppression, all objections were suppressed.

Although Teresa is small and cute, she is not majestic, but she is still very powerful when she gets serious.

She is almost equivalent to Theresa in the late HONKAI period, and she still feels quite reliable.

So Su Mu played games and watched videos in the auxiliary bedroom for a while. By the time Bronya said it was okay to come out, the scene outside had completely changed.

The living room and rooms were all tidied up, the trash was taken out, and even the floor was mopped aside.

Compared with before, Su Mu felt like he had traveled through time.

" I'm so tired ... Mei, can you massage my shoulders? "

Kiana said pitifully as she lay on the sofa, looking like she was burning out.

" Why are you tired? Didn't you just take out the garbage and drag it on the ground a few times? You usually run five thousand meters without taking a breath, and you still feel tired? "

Sirin mercilessly made trouble for her idiot second sister.

" Kiana, I was going to cook. If you don't want to have dinner early ..."

Mei raised the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly.

" Ahem ... Then Mei, you should go cook. You can't delay everyone's dinner time just because of me. "

As soon as she heard about dinner, Kiana immediately started speaking righteously.

For her, the world is not as big as eating.

But it's rare to do housework. If there are no benefits, I feel a bit disadvantaged ...

Kiana turned her eyes to Su Mu who was chatting with Bronya. Suddenly she remembered something, rolled her eyes, and quickly came over with a smile.

" Su Mu, are we good friends? "

".... Huh? Why did you say that suddenly? "

" Just say it or not. "

" Uh ... that's right ..."

Su Mu squinted his eyes and looked at Kiana who was smiling with some vigilance. He didn't know what was going on in this paramecium's mind.

" Then can you give me a massage? I heard Bronya say that you are very good at massaging. "

Kiana looked expectantly.

" massage? "

Su Mu immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He thought it was no big deal, that's all.

Yes, after all, she is just a paramecium, not a fat pink lady, so how can she have any ideas to play tricks on others.

" Yes, yes, but I have to seek Bronya's opinion first. "

Su Mu looked at Bronya.

Although it's okay to give Kiana a massage, after all, there are differences between men and women. If Bronya doesn't agree, Su Mu can only do nothing to help.

Of course, this does not mean that he is afraid of his wife or anything, but it is the most basic respect for his Bronya.

In today's society, there are many couples who, because of insufficient communication, do not talk about trivial matters when they feel it is not necessary, and ignore each other's opinions, thus laying the foundation for trouble, causing misunderstandings, and ultimately leading to breakups.

Although he and Bronya will definitely not break up (only widowed), there are still necessary procedures.

" Yes, but I can only massage the shoulders. "

Bronya readily agreed. After all, these are her best friends. The better her men are, the brighter her face will be.

Of course, the scale of this massage still needs to be controlled. Bronya doesn't want to see Kiana, an idiot, making strange noises under Su Mu's hands, so she will have to put a hat on herself.

" Hey, thanks! Do I want to lie down? "

" No, just sit on the sofa. "

Su Mu stood up and came behind Kiana, rubbed his hands, moved his fingers, and then put his hands on Kiana's shoulders.

" Su Mu, Bronya, don't spoil her too much. "

Theresa, who was sitting on the other side, couldn't help but said helplessly when she saw this.

My idiot niece is really lucky, she always finds people who are willing to pamper her.

" That's right, Su Mu, give me a massage later. You can't favor one thing over another. "

Sirin also said quickly that she didn't want to be compared to her stupid second sister.

" talk later. "

Su Mu responded casually to the others and started massaging Kiana.

To be honest, Su Mu felt that Kiana's body was the same whether she was pressed or not. This guy's body was as healthy as a calf!

Generally speaking, the effects of massage are to help people relieve fatigue, dredge meridians, etc. In short, it can make the physical condition get better.

But there is almost nothing wrong with Kiana's body.

Su Mu even felt that Kiana was like a certain Lu Xiaobu, trading one-third of her IQ for an indestructible body.

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" Ah ... it feels so comfortable. Su Mu, your massage skills are even better than Mei's. No wonder Bronya always brags in the group. "

Leaning her head on the back of the soft sofa, feeling Su Mu's strong and strong hands pressing and kneading her shoulders and neck, Kiana couldn't help but half-squinted her eyes and purred like a kitten.

" I told you I didn't lie to you earlier, do you believe it now? "

Bronya crossed her arms and said with a proud smile.

" Is it really so comfortable? Then give me some adjustments later. "

Himeko looked at him with interest.

" Do you really think of me as a technician? "

Su Mu said angrily.

But complaining is complaining, and there is nothing wrong with giving a friend a massage.

So Su Mu directly patted Kiana on the head, indicating that her service was over, and asked her to make way for Sirin.

" Eh? Is it over so soon? I only felt good for a few minutes. "

Kiana blinked, still a little unfinished.

" There's nothing wrong with your body. It's a waste to give you a massage. It can only make you feel comfortable, so that's pretty much it. "

" Hey! Why is this like this! "

Kiana, for the first time, felt sorry for having a healthy body.

Regardless of Kiana's depressed mood, Su Mu extended his claws to Sirin again.

Compared with Kiana, Sirin's physical condition is much worse.

After all, she is an anchor, so it is common for her to have days and nights reversed, and she often sits on a chair.

There is also a VR body sensing machine. If it were not for the body sensing machine to move her body, her current physical condition would only be worse.

" Ah! It hurts ... !!! "

She was originally expecting Su Mu's massage to make her feel comfortable, but when Su Mu's hand was put on her shoulder, a sharp pain suddenly hit her, causing Sirin to scream.

" Su Mu, what's wrong with Sirin? "

Seeing Sirin put on the pain mask and her body began to tremble, Kiana suddenly asked in confusion.

She was obviously very comfortable when Su Mu massaged her just now, but why did she act like she was in pain when she arrived at Sirin's place?

" Hundan! You two must have teamed up to trick me, right? I won't press anymore! Let me go! "

Sirin grinned in pain and yelled angrily.

She felt that she had really been tricked by Kiana and Su Mu! These two guys must have agreed to fuck with her!

" Don't worry, it's her own fault. Who makes her have more physical problems? "

Su Mu kept holding on, ignoring Sirin's screams like a slaughtered pig, and explained to everyone and Mei & Seele who ran out of the kitchen after hearing the sound,

" To put it simply, her health is too bad. The first time she walks in my hands like this, it will definitely hurt. Bronya was also like this at the beginning, but she will get much better later. Have you ever heard that after all the hardships, there is joy? ? "

" You fart! You just want to tease me ... eh? It seems ... it really doesn't hurt that much anymore? "

After hearing Su Mu's explanation, Sirin didn't believe it at first, but soon she felt that the pain she suffered had really weakened.

As Su Mu continued to massage, the pain, like being hit by a sledgehammer, also continued to weaken, until a warm current suddenly emerged from behind, as if a person who had been holding it in for ten days finally got a release, a strong sense of relief. Pleasure surged into Sirin's heart, causing her to moan uncontrollably.

" How's it going? Are you feeling comfortable now? "

Su Mu asked with a smile.

" Well ... let's just do it. "

Sirin's face was slightly red, but her mouth was still tough, and she looked like Red Seele.

After enduring the pain in the front, there is joy and enjoyment in the back.

Because Sirin was not in good health, Su Mu massaged Sirin for a longer time, which made Kiana envious.

After massaging Sirin, Su Mu massaged Himeko again, and he didn't let go of the last remaining Theresa.

After all, everyone had been massaged, but Theresa was the only one left. She felt a little uncomfortable and felt like she was excluding others.

After the massage, Mei and Seele also prepared dinner and served it on the table.

When it was time to eat, Su Mu remembered that he hadn't seen Kallen yet.

After asking, I found out that Kallen and our Lord Otto were traveling recently, and there were many photos of them taken during their travels in their circle of friends.

This made Su Mu feel a little envious. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he and Bronya had not traveled anywhere.

Maybe when there is time, he and Bronya can go on a wedding trip?

After finishing dinner, Kiana went to play games with Sirin and Bronya.

Su Mu, Himeko and Theresa Seele played the ghost card.

Mei occupied the kitchen, washing dishes and preparing desserts.

This kind of life made everyone present feel like they were back when they were still studying at St. Freya.

Although there was one more Su Mu, there was no sense of disobedience when he joined, giving everyone the illusion that he should have been here.

From time to time, Kiana's unconvinced shouts came from Kiana's side. Although her game level is good, in front of Bronya, a master who is as good as a plug-in, and Sirin, a game expert, it is obvious that Not qualified.

As for Su Mu, he and Himeko are both good at maintaining expressions on their faces, and can even make fake expressions to confuse their opponents.

So the innocent Seele became the only victim, and Theresa was only a little better than her. In a short time, a lot of notes were plastered on their faces.

In the end, Veliona, who couldn't stand it anymore, came online, determined to help Seele regain her position ... and then more notes were posted on her face.

Miss Seele's big failure.jpg .

Mei looked here and there, the gentle smile on her face could not go away.

Such an ordinary yet lively daily life is exactly the life she has always longed for.

Everyone played noisily until ten o'clock in the evening, and then Su Mu was driven into the auxiliary bedroom. The girls changed into pajamas and went to Himeko's room to start their girls' night chat.

Fortunately, Himeko's room was big enough, otherwise there really wouldn't be room for so many people.

After casually mentioning two topics as a prelude to stir up the atmosphere, Himeko looked at Bronya with a wicked smile.

" Bronya, please explain to us how life is different after having a boyfriend compared to before. "

" Is it different? Let me think about it ..."

Bronya held her chin up, thought for a while and then said,

" Actually, it's no different. "

" Every morning when you open your eyes, you can see Amu's sleeping face. After waking him up, you will receive a good morning kiss. When you have nothing to do, you can curl up in his arms and play games, and you can play battle games with him. , you can also play two-player adventure games, which is indeed much happier than before when no one played games with you. "

" Also, I have started to learn to cook now. Every time I see Amu eating the food I cooked, I feel a sense of satisfaction and happiness. "

" Amu will also help me with housework. On those days every month, he will help me wash clothes and cook for me. I don't even have to do anything. I just need to lie in bed and call him if I need anything. That's it, he will always be by my side. "

" And ..."

Bronya talked a lot eloquently, until her mouth was dry, and she still had some unfinished thoughts, as if she wanted to tell the whole world how much she and Su Mu loved each other.

And her friends all showed envy and longing expressions.

" Bronya, it doesn't make any difference what your name is! You are clearly in Versailles! "

Theresa couldn't help but complain.

She didn't expect that an elder like herself could still be stuffed with a mouth full of dog food by Bronya.

Moreover, the dog food was so sweet that her heart beat faster and her face turned slightly red.

The main reason is that Bronya's description was simply too beautiful. She told everything about Su Mu from her own perspective, which naturally brought her subjective emotions, and the sugar content in it was naturally seriously excessive.

If Bronya writes her love affair with Su Mu into a novel, it will definitely be the kind of love novel that is so sweet that it makes people lose their teeth. Of course, the premise is that she does not add some 18X things.

" Bronya, you'd better stop talking ... The more you talk, the more I regret it ... Why didn't I find a good man when I was young? "

Himeko, who suffered a sweet critical blow, lay directly on the bed, her tone full of resentment and regret.

I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.jpg .


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