247: @Zoe, We Await Your A**
Logging into Flopper server I found that my worshippers had enjoyed my little story, and had already posted replies. Obviously, they were all in a time zone that meant daytime started hours earlier for them than for me.
#ayela's-stage
DeBagg: the goddess loves cats! Post pics!
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HC: My wife loves cats! Here's one more!
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GayPirate: I was a cat in my past life!
BlackPesc: what the feck is a cat?
NightLover: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Zoe: I've got a cat tattoo on my ass. Wanna see?
Ayela: 👀
Oh, now that I DEFINITELY wanted to see! Zoe, please show me your ass. Like, right now. Best day of my life!
Humph. No ass pics. Was that a joke? Dammit, I had no idea how to interpret these people!! Wait, no, I had a plan, and getting thrown off was not a part of it.
Ayela: Link to image of an error log from a pad saying "insufficient memory." I downloaded 80G of gifs and ran out of memory on my pad. How do y'all do it? Where do you get your gifs so fast?
I closed the app with a smile on my face. Let them toss that around in their minds for a while! Ha! I got dressed and ran all my errands, cleaned my apartment, and sent an update to Nanna with the recent stats of my book. When I'd done all of that, I opened Discord again.
#ayela's-stage
HC: LOL, Ayela, you don't have to download gifs. Look next to the emoji button and click the gif button
Ayela: You are so punked right now.
HC: Sonuvabitch
DeBagg: Thou shalt not curse the goddess when she slaps you as deserved
GayPirate: I slapped a cat in my past life!
HC: shame gif
Ayela: Fear not; I am forgiving
HC: Thou art kind
DeBagg: Praise be!
BlackPesc: what the feck is a gif?
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NightLover: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyela
HC: Couldn't a said it better myself, NightLover
Giggling, I wondered what Zoe was up to since she was suspiciously absent. And hey, what about the tats?
Ayela: @Zoe, I wanna see your ink
DeBagg: Like mine? Link to image of tattoos
Ayela: Woah, DB, FIRE tats! So hot! Wanna see mine?
HC: WHAT IS THIS?
NightLover: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Ayela: link to image
DeBagg: Is that a butterfly on your ankle? You have pale skin, goddess.
Okay, creepy.
Ayela: You got it!
BlackPesc: feckin' A!
Ayela: thx BP!
HC: fits, don't it?
Ayela: ?
HC: butterflies symbolize transformation
Ayela: 😊
HC: 🦋
I clicked over to the Special Streaks server to check in. Holy hells, thousands of updates. Ha!
#SpecialStreaksGeneral
Embers: yeah, trying to pierce their ears in between classes
Exclamation: with what?
Embers: a needle they borrowed from yours truly
Exclamation: you gave middle school students needles?
Embers: "Teach, my bra strap broke, got a needle and thread?"
Exclamation: you keep a sewing kit in your purse?
Embers: You don't?
Exclamation: ????
Embers: fix your own damn bra next time
Fudd: my turtle ate a dog turd last night
GingerBollox: my dog ate a turtle last year
SpiritdeCacao: I like turtle soup
Bartt: I drank two pints of rakija last night
HC: I drank a whiskey just now
Ayela: I like black coffee
Lorca: cigarettes and tequila
Exclamation: I need new friends
HC: you could kidnap some
Exclamation: that's why I keep a cage in the basement
SpiritdeCacao: I'll be your basement buddy
Ayela: oh lawd, I love this server!
GingerBollox: it loves you back
HC: careful, Ginge, you're getting emotional
GingerBollox: I'm always emotional
Exclamation: how do you feel about cages?
GingerBollox: will there be handcuffs?
HC: <img alt="image" height="27" src="https://images.squidge.org/images/2025/11/02/handcuff_emoji_transparent.png" width="27"/>
Ayela: omg! How do I get those handcuffs? Mansplain, please!
HC: click the emoji icon and type "handcuff" in the search box
Ayela: emoji icon?
HC: image of the emoji icon
Ayela: you are so punked right now
HC: sonuvabitch! Twice in one day!
Cackling, fist pumping, I closed the app in celebration! Ha! I did it! I was funny, fast, on point, and kept up! AND everyone thought I was such a fool that I was getting advice I didn't need. PERFECT. Plan's a success! Yippieeeeeee!
I clicked back over to the Flopper server.
#ayela's-stage
Zoe: wait, where did she download 80G of gifs?
DeBagg: don't doubt the ways of our goddess. they are mysterious beyond measure.
Ayela: @Zoe, did you really think I downloaded 80G of gifs? Link to image of a screenshot:
Search: I have 80G of memory, how many gifs can I download?
Response: Depending on the size of the gifs, the answer could be tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of gifs
HC: 🤣
BlackPesc: what the feck is going on?
NightLover: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DeBagg: someone broke NightLover
HC: the goddess was too much for NL who cannot handle the majesty
Ayela: peace, beloveds, peace. @Zoe, where's your ink?
DeBagg: the request is upon you, Zo, time to pony up
GayPirate: In my past life, tattoos were illegal.
HC: we await your ass, @Zoe
NightLover: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
BlackPesc: <img alt="image" height="20" src="https://images.squidge.org/images/2025/11/01/Untitled.png" width="18"/>
Zoe: lol! BlackPesc, I didn't know that one was still around. You wanted ink, you got it.
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And there it was. Gorgeous eagle tats down her muscular back and around a thick hip, and in the eagle's talons on the left butt cheek was a gutted leopard. WOW.
Ayela: 🔥
HC: 🔥🔥
DeBagg: 🔥🔥🔥
BlackPesc: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
NightLover: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
GayPirate: 🙀
Zoe: ❤️🔥
Oh yes, Zoe was 100% my type, but was she available? And what about me? Was I her type? Did I even want to go there?
NO! Remember what Nanna said about Jake Bowman. That trickster she devil lured him into a trap.
Was that the kind of person who'd write a book like Flopper, though? I mean, Pagan was a hot mess, yeah, that's why I liked reading her story so much, but was Zoe as fucked up as her main character?
Hmmm. What about me? I put a lot of myself into my story, didn't I? Even if most of it was longing for people I'd never see again, the feelings behind it were all real. Basically, I wrote stories because that's how I processed everything I couldn't talk about out loud.
Fuck, I did NOT want to think about that. I went back to looking at pictures of Zoe's ass, but the questions still lingered, and the uncertainty about Discord didn't leave me alone.
Not that day, not the next, and certainly not any time in the foreseeable future.

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