Chapter 11 - 1 Learn everything from scratch
The result of the first conflict with Niu Dali was that Zhuang Yan carried his backpack and ran ten laps on the big playground, until Yin Xiancong came to call him for lunch, four laps had not been completed.
Zhuang Yan has not run such a long distance for a long time.
One lap around the big playground is 400 meters, and ten laps is actually 4 kilometers. Running solemnly has the feeling of dying.
This makes the solemn nostalgia for the early middle age.
At that time, Majestic loved football and played football almost every night. Later, I also went to the Children’s Palace to participate in the youth team of a privately run football club. I often skipped the third class in the afternoon to participate in the training of the youth football team.
The consequence of playing football is that I feel sleepy with homework every night, and my grades plummet.
As a father, Zhuang Zhenguo was furious. Out of the unique thinking of an old scout, he kept his troops and discovered a solemn little secret under secret tracking. One day, he rushed into the football team’s training ground with a few police officers. The player threw the solemn sneakers into the lake next to him, and then warned the coach that if he continued to allow Zhuang to play football, he would sue the police station on the charge of human abduction.
That day was a turning point in the relationship between the two fathers and sons of the banker.
The solemn, who was about to cry without tears, watched his father mess up the training like a furious lion, and then threw away his sneakers and football.
From that day on, no matter what Zhuang Zhenguo asked for, Zhuang Yan would take all measures to confront it.
During the three years of high school, Zhuang Yan stopped playing football, and learned everything about smoking and drinking, which made Zhuang Zhenguo so angry that he was so angry.
If it is a junior high school physique, running these four kilometers is really not a problem.
Entering the military camp, the biggest problem facing the solemn is to adapt to this kind of life.
The army is not a home, everything has to be learned from scratch.
When you see someone with a military rank, you should immediately stand up, hold your chest, raise your head, and say “XX is good.” This XX is actually a job, but it’s a pity that Zhuang Yan can’t tell which rank and what job at all.
Not only solemn, all recruits are the same, the only one who can distinguish the rank of the whole platoon is the solemn who made friends with solemn on the first night.
All recruits ended up using the word “head” instead of “XX”. Anyway, whether he was a soldier or an official, it would never be wrong to call him “head”.
The most troublesome thing for the solemn is not the internal affairs and the strict military rank system and rules, but also the bathing.
Yes, it’s a bath!
On the third night, when Niu Dali took the whole group of recruits out to take a bath, Zhuang Yan realized what a military-style “bath” is.
When a platoon of recruits crossed the road to the bathing spot in the woods across from the camp, Majestic was stunned!
There are no words to describe his mood at this time.
“Squad leader! Just take a shower here!?”
He screamed first.
There are no lights, no walls, no rooms, not even a simple fence.
The sky is the roof and the earth is the floor.
There is only a well with a diameter of ten meters in front of everyone – this is the water for bathing!
Majestic swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and cast his eyes on Niu Dali with disbelief.
The latter, however, was not shy. In public, he stripped off his military uniform, leaving only a pair of green military pants. He hung his clothes on a small tree beside him, and picked up a yellow military bucket. , showing white teeth in the dark.
“What? What’s the fuss about!? Haven’t seen the bathroom of the army?!”
“I…” Zhuang Yan almost wanted to swear.
At home, the water heater has already been turned on in this cold weather in mid-December.
In the cold wind of minus 6 degrees, Zhuang Yan almost didn’t swear.
“Come, come! In our army, you have skills in taking a bath!” Niu Dali didn’t care about the solemn feeling at all. In his opinion, a soldier of a young master is a soldier of a young master, and he is also happy to see the solemn appearance.
He picked up a bucket, tied the ear of the bucket with a small backpack strap, and threw the bucket into the well with one end in one hand.
In the solemn and astonished eyes, the yellow military bucket swayed down, and fell about five meters before hitting the water with a bang.
Niu vigorously and skillfully moved the barrel to the left, and then yanked it from the opposite direction!
The bucket turned over steadily and dunked into the water face down.
Niu Dali swiftly lifted a bucket of water to the edge of the well with three strokes and five divisions, then lifted it high and drenched it on his head!
“It’s cool!”
He let out a loud drink, as if he had taken a stimulant. With the other hand, he grabbed the soap from the soap box next to him and smeared it on his body.
“Remember, you have to move fast! Try to use two buckets of water to get yourself covered! The first bucket gets wet, and the soap is applied as quickly as possible, and then the other bucket of water washes off the foam…”
As he spoke, Niu Dali was shrouded in a snow-white foam, like a snowman.
He scratched **** his head a few times, and reached into his big pants to grab a few more hands. He threw out the bucket again, and instantly pulled up a bucket full of water.
wow—
The second bucket of water was poured from head to toe, and it was done in one go.
“It’s done!”
After drenching the foam, Niu Dali quickly began to dry his body with a towel, UU reading www.uukanshu. Com ran to Xiaoshu to take off her big pants to reveal her bronzed ass, and quickly changed into clean clothes.
“Have you seen my demonstration clearly!? Just do as I said, take a shower quickly! Be ruthless! Don’t hesitate! It’s a little cold when you take off your clothes, but you won’t be cold when you get wet. Well water is warm in winter. of!”
“I believe in you!” Zhuang Yan looked at Niu Dali with a big mouth and muttered to himself.
Seeing that none of the recruits around dared to take off their clothes, Niu Dali said displeased: “Why are you all wiggling, they are all big men, everyone has everything on their bodies! Don’t think that you are the only one who is special. !”
Still no one dared to move.
Although the winter in the southern country does not have the ice and snow in the north, the cold wind at first is extremely penetrating and belongs to a magical attack!
“You’ve given me the password!” Niu Dalihu lowered his face.
He knew that he had to use force and give death orders.
“The soldiers in the second platoon are listening! Take off your clothes! This is an order!”
Everyone heard the order and began to undress subconsciously.
“If you die, you will die!” In front of so many people, Zhuang Yan didn’t want to be ashamed. He gritted his teeth and took off his winter training clothes and the autumn clothes inside…
The cold wind blows.
Zhuang Yan heard the rattling of his teeth. Shakingly, he tied the small backpack strap to the bucket ear, and then tossed it like Niu Dali, and then pulled it!
The bucket was not obedient at all, it was like a dead snake lying across the water, and it couldn’t catch much water at all.
“I…fuck…”
A stream of clear snot came down from the solemn nostril.
“Damn it…”
As soon as he thought that he would have to live in this environment for the next few years, he immediately had the urge to plunge into the well…