Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.
Chapter 27: Steal my money and beat you until you surrender
"Ouch, it hurts like hell!"
Jia Dongxu looked painful, covered his chest, and fell in front of the car.
"..."
This mother and son are really capable, and they already had the awareness of being in trouble in the 50s.
The originator of porcelain industry.
It's a pity that I was born in the wrong era. If I were born now, I would go under the car to cheat money and I would not be able to earn [-] yuan a month.
Lin Bai didn't want to care about these two people at all. He could just lie down if he wanted to. Anyway, it was a cloudy day and the sun wouldn't shine.
Pushing the car, he turned a corner to get past Jia Dongxu.
"Don't go!"
"I hit someone and tried to leave."
Jia Dongxu stretched out his hands and hugged the tire tightly.
Seeing Lin Bai was about to leave, Jia Zhang came to life and hugged the rear tire without letting go.
Got it!
If this matter is not resolved, don't think about doing anything else today.
"Master, we're out to handle the case!"
Lin Bai shouted into the courtyard and called the three uncles.
"Hey, what are you two doing holding Lin Bai's car?"
"He hit us both!"
"If you go to the hospital after a crash, what are you doing holding the car?!"
When the first uncle arrived at the scene and saw this scene, he first said something was wrong with the two of them.
"Cadre Lin must have accidentally hit you. Just go to the hospital for a check-up. It's outrageous to hug someone else's car."
The second uncle's attitude towards Lin Bai was completely different from before, and he shouted like a cadre.
"Obviously he wanted to run away and didn't take us to the hospital so he took the car."
"Come on, come on, you two get up first and talk about something."
The second uncle went to visit Zhang family, but Zhang family still couldn't get up.
"Take us to the hospital and I'll get up, otherwise there's no need to talk."
"Ms. Jia Zhang, do you need to go to the hospital because I touched your pants? If you want to pay, just tell me, how much does it cost?"
"three hundred……"
Hearing that Lin Bai wanted to lose money, Jia Dongxu blurted out. Jia Zhang hurriedly gave him a look, and he hurriedly changed his words.
"No, then you have to go for a checkup and pay according to the severity of the injury."
"I think this method is to treat the injury and bring it down if nothing happens. Don't use this to extort cadre Lin's money."
"Cadre Lin, what do you think?!"
"Don't call me a cadre, you are disgusting. Just call me Lin Bai."
Lin Bai did not agree with the second uncle's proposal.
If you want them to be admitted to the hospital, you have to kill yourself.
Jia Zhang's basic diseases will all be blamed on him.
The hospital provides food and drink, and I can live there for a year and a half, but I have to pay for it. Who can afford it?
"no!"
"I have something else to do and I don't have time to accompany you to the hospital."
"If you get hurt, I'll pay you."
When Jia Zhang thought about it, she could just pay the money and winked at Jia Dongxu.
"Dongxu, where are you injured?"
"Mom, I don't know where it's hurt. Anyway, my whole body hurts."
"Me too. My whole body hurts. We were both hit hard."
The two of them were acting out each other's lines, making Lin Bai feel nauseated.
"You two stop inking and tell me how much compensation you have to pay?!"
"500 yuan!"
"500 yuan?!"
The three uncles shouted, this Jia Zhang family must be too dark-hearted.
It's clear that it's not a big deal when you two are so lively. Lin Bai's willingness to compensate has already given him enough face.
Just 35 would be enough. The lion asked for [-]. Although Lin Bai had a lot of money, it was not brought by the strong wind.
The three uncles had complicated expressions and all looked at Lin Bai.
"Okay, deal!"
Lin Bai moved his lips slightly and agreed lightly.
"Cadre Lin, I agreed to this...you will suffer a big loss."
The second uncle had an unreasonable expression.
"Yeah, it's too much to ask for."
Even the third uncle, who had just had a problem with Lin Bai, thought it was too much and spoke for Lin Bai.
Lin Bai waved his hand to signal the three uncles to stop talking.
"That's it. I'll pay you 500 yuan. If you have any health problems, don't bother me again."
"It's signed and signed in black and white. No default. If possible, I'll get the money right away."
"can!"
The two of them did not expect that Lin Bai would agree to the high price they casually offered, and they quickly agreed to Lin Bai's request.
"Then you two wait, I'll get the money."
Lin Bai pushed the cart back home, handed the materials to the master worker, and took out 500 yuan.
"I will hand over the money to the first master, who will write the consent form and you two will sign and pledge it."
With that said, Lin Bai gave 500 yuan to the first man, and the first man went into the house to write a consent form.
After writing it, I handed it to Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu. They both signed and stamped it without even looking at it.
"Money, get the money quickly!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang stretched out her hand to urge, and snatched the money from the uncle's hand.
I counted five hundred, and it was right. It was the first time in Jia Zhang's life that she had made so much money, and she couldn't close her mouth.
After losing money, they let Lin Bai go without stopping.
"Ouch, this collision broke all my old bones. I can't stop taking the medicine."
"Me too, my whole body hurts so much that I almost fainted."
"I don't know if this 500 yuan is enough for the medicine. We both have good intentions and don't embarrass Lin Bai."
"Come on, Mom, let's go back."
Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang stood up from the ground and patted the ashes on their buttocks, then pretended to be limping and helped each other go home.
As soon as I got home, I burst out laughing.
That afternoon, everyone in the hospital heard laughter coming from the Jia family from time to time.
After receiving 500 yuan in compensation, the Jia family's mother and son became the happiest people in the courtyard.
"I also know what Lin Bai is thinking. He said he would pay five hundred, and he was blackmailed by Jia Zhang."
In the eyes of others, Lin Bai had always been shrewd, so why did he do such a stupid thing today?
But after all, this is his business. He admits it himself, and it's hard for outsiders to say anything.
Jia Zhang held the 500 yuan in her hand and turned it over and over, reluctant to let it go.
"Dongxu, I didn't expect this to be a good way to make money. You said it would be great if everyone in the courtyard had a car. Then my mother and son would have become rich a long time ago."
"Mom, there are a lot of bicycles on the street. How about we go to the street."
"You can't go there, and you don't know how much money other people have in their pockets. If you get hurt and they can't get the money out, it will be a big loss."
"Then why don't we take a risk and specifically look for cars? People who drive cars are definitely rich."
"Okay, okay, but the car is going too fast, and Mom is scared."
"Mom, if you want to make money, you have to take risks. If I'm in front, you won't be afraid in the back."
"Let's talk about this later. We are not short of money now. Come on, Dongxu, take five yuan and go to the street to buy some delicious food and come back to make up for it."
The Jia family's mother and son bought a bunch of delicious food and ate at home behind closed doors, while Lin Bai on the other side was busy at home all day.
In the evening, when he finished his work, Lin Bai cooked two dishes and treated the two workers to dinner.
It was already evening after drinking and chatting.
After seeing off the worker, Lin Bai washed his face, sobered up, and then transformed into Xu Damao.
"The money you cheated from me will cost you both money to eat!"
The reason why Lin Bai agreed to compensate was because he was thinking about remodeling the toilet.
Otherwise, they will have to entangle themselves, which will slow down the progress of the construction.
Now! It's time to deal with the two!
Lin Bai looked through the window and saw no one in the yard, so he gently opened the door and went out.
I walked quietly to the door of Jia Zhang's house and heard bursts of laughter coming from inside.
Lin Bai broke the window paper and looked in. The Jia family's mother and son were eating. There was a fish, a roast goose and two vegetarian dishes on the table.
On Jia Zhang's right hand, there was a wad of money, which was obviously Lin Bai's compensation.
"Okay, I'll eat and drink with the money, here I come!"
He walked around to the front door and kicked it. The door opened with a clang, and Lin Bai rushed in.
"Who?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was startled by the sudden sound. She held a piece of goose meat in her mouth that she had no time to chew and looked out the door in horror.
"Xu Damao, why are you kicking my door?"
As soon as she opened her mouth, Lin Bai rushed to her side, and she was kicked on the waist before she could react.
"Ouch!"
Jia Zhang's waist was burning with pain, and she fell to the ground.
After kicking her, Lin Bai picked up the money on the table and put it into his pocket.
"Xu Damao, you..."
Before Jia Dongxu finished speaking, Lin Bai took a step forward, grabbed his head and knocked it on the table.
"Boom!"
Jia Dongxu's head hit the table with a muffled sound.
"It's a robbery!"
Ms. Jia Zhang, who was lying on the ground, was still holding the duck leg in her hand. She got up from the ground while shouting.
Before she stood up, Lin Bai took the lead and pushed his knee hard against her chin.
"puff!"
The duck meat in Jia Zhang's mouth spurted out and flew into the air.
Following the duck meat, two yellow teeth flew out.
They both got up and fell to the ground.
Lin Bai picked up the duck, fish, cabbage, and radish on the table and threw them at the two of them.
"I told you to eat, I told you to eat!"
For a moment, the two of them were covered in sticky food and were in a miserable state.
After smashing the food on the table, Lin Bai grabbed a corner of the table and lifted it into the air, turning the table upside down.
All the pots and pans on the table clattered to the ground.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang ignored the pain all over her body and rushed over to hug Lin Bai's thigh with her mouth wide open, wanting to bite Lin Bai.
"Fuck you!"
Lin Bai raised his leg and kicked Jia Zhang in the face.
Jia Zhang's face hit the hard ground and she fainted.
After taking care of Jia Zhang, Lin Bai walked towards Jia Dongxu step by step. Jia Dongxu was so frightened that he sat on the ground and moved his butt back.
"Xu Damao...Brother Xu Damao, don't do this."
Jia Dongxu was frightened and asked for mercy.
Why did you go there earlier? It's too late to plead for mercy now.
Lin Bai whipped his leg and hit his cheek, which immediately swelled up and turned into a pig's face.
"Nonsence!"
Lin Bai spat thick phlegm on his face, then picked up the chair and threw it at the furniture.
After a crackling sound, the mirror, kettle, cup... fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.
"call!"
It was almost done, Lin Bai let out a heavy breath, left the two of them and ran out of the yard, climbed over the fence from the backyard and returned home.
I changed my clothes, washed my hands, and looked at my watch. Only a few minutes had passed.
The courtyard was already buzzing with people, and everyone ran to Jia Zhang's house.
Lin Bai also changed back to his original appearance and followed him to watch the fun as if nothing had happened.
Jia Zhang's house was in a mess, and the unconscious Jia Zhang was moved to the bed.
"Lawless beats people up like this, who did it?"
"It was Xu Damao. He beat my mother and took our money."
With tears and runny noses, Jia Dongxu recounted what had just happened.
The first aunt and the second aunt sat by the bed and pinched Jia Zhang's body and throat, and wiped her face with a cold towel.
After a while, it finally took effect, and Jia Zhang woke up from her coma.
"Murder!"
"Money, my money..."
"Xu Damao, Xu Damao did it!"
Jia Dongxu looked painful, covered his chest, and fell in front of the car.
"..."
This mother and son are really capable, and they already had the awareness of being in trouble in the 50s.
The originator of porcelain industry.
It's a pity that I was born in the wrong era. If I were born now, I would go under the car to cheat money and I would not be able to earn [-] yuan a month.
Lin Bai didn't want to care about these two people at all. He could just lie down if he wanted to. Anyway, it was a cloudy day and the sun wouldn't shine.
Pushing the car, he turned a corner to get past Jia Dongxu.
"Don't go!"
"I hit someone and tried to leave."
Jia Dongxu stretched out his hands and hugged the tire tightly.
Seeing Lin Bai was about to leave, Jia Zhang came to life and hugged the rear tire without letting go.
Got it!
If this matter is not resolved, don't think about doing anything else today.
"Master, we're out to handle the case!"
Lin Bai shouted into the courtyard and called the three uncles.
"Hey, what are you two doing holding Lin Bai's car?"
"He hit us both!"
"If you go to the hospital after a crash, what are you doing holding the car?!"
When the first uncle arrived at the scene and saw this scene, he first said something was wrong with the two of them.
"Cadre Lin must have accidentally hit you. Just go to the hospital for a check-up. It's outrageous to hug someone else's car."
The second uncle's attitude towards Lin Bai was completely different from before, and he shouted like a cadre.
"Obviously he wanted to run away and didn't take us to the hospital so he took the car."
"Come on, come on, you two get up first and talk about something."
The second uncle went to visit Zhang family, but Zhang family still couldn't get up.
"Take us to the hospital and I'll get up, otherwise there's no need to talk."
"Ms. Jia Zhang, do you need to go to the hospital because I touched your pants? If you want to pay, just tell me, how much does it cost?"
"three hundred……"
Hearing that Lin Bai wanted to lose money, Jia Dongxu blurted out. Jia Zhang hurriedly gave him a look, and he hurriedly changed his words.
"No, then you have to go for a checkup and pay according to the severity of the injury."
"I think this method is to treat the injury and bring it down if nothing happens. Don't use this to extort cadre Lin's money."
"Cadre Lin, what do you think?!"
"Don't call me a cadre, you are disgusting. Just call me Lin Bai."
Lin Bai did not agree with the second uncle's proposal.
If you want them to be admitted to the hospital, you have to kill yourself.
Jia Zhang's basic diseases will all be blamed on him.
The hospital provides food and drink, and I can live there for a year and a half, but I have to pay for it. Who can afford it?
"no!"
"I have something else to do and I don't have time to accompany you to the hospital."
"If you get hurt, I'll pay you."
When Jia Zhang thought about it, she could just pay the money and winked at Jia Dongxu.
"Dongxu, where are you injured?"
"Mom, I don't know where it's hurt. Anyway, my whole body hurts."
"Me too. My whole body hurts. We were both hit hard."
The two of them were acting out each other's lines, making Lin Bai feel nauseated.
"You two stop inking and tell me how much compensation you have to pay?!"
"500 yuan!"
"500 yuan?!"
The three uncles shouted, this Jia Zhang family must be too dark-hearted.
It's clear that it's not a big deal when you two are so lively. Lin Bai's willingness to compensate has already given him enough face.
Just 35 would be enough. The lion asked for [-]. Although Lin Bai had a lot of money, it was not brought by the strong wind.
The three uncles had complicated expressions and all looked at Lin Bai.
"Okay, deal!"
Lin Bai moved his lips slightly and agreed lightly.
"Cadre Lin, I agreed to this...you will suffer a big loss."
The second uncle had an unreasonable expression.
"Yeah, it's too much to ask for."
Even the third uncle, who had just had a problem with Lin Bai, thought it was too much and spoke for Lin Bai.
Lin Bai waved his hand to signal the three uncles to stop talking.
"That's it. I'll pay you 500 yuan. If you have any health problems, don't bother me again."
"It's signed and signed in black and white. No default. If possible, I'll get the money right away."
"can!"
The two of them did not expect that Lin Bai would agree to the high price they casually offered, and they quickly agreed to Lin Bai's request.
"Then you two wait, I'll get the money."
Lin Bai pushed the cart back home, handed the materials to the master worker, and took out 500 yuan.
"I will hand over the money to the first master, who will write the consent form and you two will sign and pledge it."
With that said, Lin Bai gave 500 yuan to the first man, and the first man went into the house to write a consent form.
After writing it, I handed it to Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu. They both signed and stamped it without even looking at it.
"Money, get the money quickly!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang stretched out her hand to urge, and snatched the money from the uncle's hand.
I counted five hundred, and it was right. It was the first time in Jia Zhang's life that she had made so much money, and she couldn't close her mouth.
After losing money, they let Lin Bai go without stopping.
"Ouch, this collision broke all my old bones. I can't stop taking the medicine."
"Me too, my whole body hurts so much that I almost fainted."
"I don't know if this 500 yuan is enough for the medicine. We both have good intentions and don't embarrass Lin Bai."
"Come on, Mom, let's go back."
Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang stood up from the ground and patted the ashes on their buttocks, then pretended to be limping and helped each other go home.
As soon as I got home, I burst out laughing.
That afternoon, everyone in the hospital heard laughter coming from the Jia family from time to time.
After receiving 500 yuan in compensation, the Jia family's mother and son became the happiest people in the courtyard.
"I also know what Lin Bai is thinking. He said he would pay five hundred, and he was blackmailed by Jia Zhang."
In the eyes of others, Lin Bai had always been shrewd, so why did he do such a stupid thing today?
But after all, this is his business. He admits it himself, and it's hard for outsiders to say anything.
Jia Zhang held the 500 yuan in her hand and turned it over and over, reluctant to let it go.
"Dongxu, I didn't expect this to be a good way to make money. You said it would be great if everyone in the courtyard had a car. Then my mother and son would have become rich a long time ago."
"Mom, there are a lot of bicycles on the street. How about we go to the street."
"You can't go there, and you don't know how much money other people have in their pockets. If you get hurt and they can't get the money out, it will be a big loss."
"Then why don't we take a risk and specifically look for cars? People who drive cars are definitely rich."
"Okay, okay, but the car is going too fast, and Mom is scared."
"Mom, if you want to make money, you have to take risks. If I'm in front, you won't be afraid in the back."
"Let's talk about this later. We are not short of money now. Come on, Dongxu, take five yuan and go to the street to buy some delicious food and come back to make up for it."
The Jia family's mother and son bought a bunch of delicious food and ate at home behind closed doors, while Lin Bai on the other side was busy at home all day.
In the evening, when he finished his work, Lin Bai cooked two dishes and treated the two workers to dinner.
It was already evening after drinking and chatting.
After seeing off the worker, Lin Bai washed his face, sobered up, and then transformed into Xu Damao.
"The money you cheated from me will cost you both money to eat!"
The reason why Lin Bai agreed to compensate was because he was thinking about remodeling the toilet.
Otherwise, they will have to entangle themselves, which will slow down the progress of the construction.
Now! It's time to deal with the two!
Lin Bai looked through the window and saw no one in the yard, so he gently opened the door and went out.
I walked quietly to the door of Jia Zhang's house and heard bursts of laughter coming from inside.
Lin Bai broke the window paper and looked in. The Jia family's mother and son were eating. There was a fish, a roast goose and two vegetarian dishes on the table.
On Jia Zhang's right hand, there was a wad of money, which was obviously Lin Bai's compensation.
"Okay, I'll eat and drink with the money, here I come!"
He walked around to the front door and kicked it. The door opened with a clang, and Lin Bai rushed in.
"Who?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was startled by the sudden sound. She held a piece of goose meat in her mouth that she had no time to chew and looked out the door in horror.
"Xu Damao, why are you kicking my door?"
As soon as she opened her mouth, Lin Bai rushed to her side, and she was kicked on the waist before she could react.
"Ouch!"
Jia Zhang's waist was burning with pain, and she fell to the ground.
After kicking her, Lin Bai picked up the money on the table and put it into his pocket.
"Xu Damao, you..."
Before Jia Dongxu finished speaking, Lin Bai took a step forward, grabbed his head and knocked it on the table.
"Boom!"
Jia Dongxu's head hit the table with a muffled sound.
"It's a robbery!"
Ms. Jia Zhang, who was lying on the ground, was still holding the duck leg in her hand. She got up from the ground while shouting.
Before she stood up, Lin Bai took the lead and pushed his knee hard against her chin.
"puff!"
The duck meat in Jia Zhang's mouth spurted out and flew into the air.
Following the duck meat, two yellow teeth flew out.
They both got up and fell to the ground.
Lin Bai picked up the duck, fish, cabbage, and radish on the table and threw them at the two of them.
"I told you to eat, I told you to eat!"
For a moment, the two of them were covered in sticky food and were in a miserable state.
After smashing the food on the table, Lin Bai grabbed a corner of the table and lifted it into the air, turning the table upside down.
All the pots and pans on the table clattered to the ground.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang ignored the pain all over her body and rushed over to hug Lin Bai's thigh with her mouth wide open, wanting to bite Lin Bai.
"Fuck you!"
Lin Bai raised his leg and kicked Jia Zhang in the face.
Jia Zhang's face hit the hard ground and she fainted.
After taking care of Jia Zhang, Lin Bai walked towards Jia Dongxu step by step. Jia Dongxu was so frightened that he sat on the ground and moved his butt back.
"Xu Damao...Brother Xu Damao, don't do this."
Jia Dongxu was frightened and asked for mercy.
Why did you go there earlier? It's too late to plead for mercy now.
Lin Bai whipped his leg and hit his cheek, which immediately swelled up and turned into a pig's face.
"Nonsence!"
Lin Bai spat thick phlegm on his face, then picked up the chair and threw it at the furniture.
After a crackling sound, the mirror, kettle, cup... fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.
"call!"
It was almost done, Lin Bai let out a heavy breath, left the two of them and ran out of the yard, climbed over the fence from the backyard and returned home.
I changed my clothes, washed my hands, and looked at my watch. Only a few minutes had passed.
The courtyard was already buzzing with people, and everyone ran to Jia Zhang's house.
Lin Bai also changed back to his original appearance and followed him to watch the fun as if nothing had happened.
Jia Zhang's house was in a mess, and the unconscious Jia Zhang was moved to the bed.
"Lawless beats people up like this, who did it?"
"It was Xu Damao. He beat my mother and took our money."
With tears and runny noses, Jia Dongxu recounted what had just happened.
The first aunt and the second aunt sat by the bed and pinched Jia Zhang's body and throat, and wiped her face with a cold towel.
After a while, it finally took effect, and Jia Zhang woke up from her coma.
"Murder!"
"Money, my money..."
"Xu Damao, Xu Damao did it!"
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