Shangri-La Frontier – One shot

(A side gig added after continue to watch the series.)

Once again the trio; pigeon, monkey and snake are on exploration with trio of fluffy friends bunnies and cat; Vorpal-rabbit guide Emul, blacksmith Billac, and Puss in Boots musketeer Aramis.

Standing a little bit aside from from group one that was messing abound, the group two was about to start they own shenanigans when Snake and monkey engage in discussion with musketeer. Due the height difference Pencilgon must bent herself a little, so she in conspiracy half voice start to influence that cat. "Hey Aramis, don't turn back, but I noticed that Billac often checking on you."

That make that little musketeer proudly pour up his chest. "Well of course, the two of us are bound by a red invisible strings of true love overcoming any boundaries and hardships."

Uomi saw the imagine sparkle in closed eye of manipulative mastermind as if snake was about to convince a mouse to take a shelter from bad weather inside its stomach. So the boy-girl bend down to to joint the talk, giving the woman a disappointing stare. "Please don't do this, he is innocent. Anyway, Aramis, what true love? All I see, is how she beating you ass every-time you get into her personal space. Are you a masochist?"

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Spear master was not swayed by this intervention. "You have a valid point, Uomi. Tel me Aramis! Are you and Billac a couple or not? If you need a help, to convince her, to finally get out her closet and confess herself to you. Then we can help."

Cord bearer clearly got so interested think about it, that he was out for words.

Monk sighed. "I am telling you to stop. Its one thing that we are here on this find a clue part, useless, again, like fifth wheel on a tricycle. You just needy for Setsuna."

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She smiled at him. "Indeed. As Sunraku mentioned a Unique monster cant be defeated by fighting alone. It was not just a friendship that carried us through that battle, it was a pure love. I already spend mine, following her last wish. Sunraku is a bird brain, who cant even see the Emul love. And you are a cold nose, who tied itself to yours duties. That leave us with the obvious chose that need to be triggered. Who knows?-- maybe you finally trigger the unique scenario, you longing so far for so long." She winked at him.

He know the trickster. "I can believe you forcing me to be a matchmaking sidekick. Everything that leave you mouth is a poison." Monk look at the cat, in nearly sad expression. "A trigger, huh?"

Musketeer tiled his head on side. "You humans are truly a confusing fellas, full of contradictions. Sometimes, you don't make any sense."

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Pencilgon raise up an educational finger. "Then try to imagine this. You standing in church in front of altar, wearing an elegant gentlemen black ceremonial suit. Quests are siting on sides. Then the door on other side of the altar opens. What step on the red carpet leading to the altar, is certain blacksmith. Billac, wearing elegant snow white fluffy cake dress slowly walk, toward the altar to stand next to you side. And the choral sing a weeding melody."

Aramis, make a shocking step back, rising its hand/paw in a defensive gesture. "Wha~at? A dress? A melody? Whats happening?"

Snake princess start to noting/humming the weeding ceremony melody, quickly transiting to "La-la-la" it in "Meow- meow- meow" style, even manage to lure the blonde boy-girl to join her.

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So the pus in boos, stood in front of two (praying singers/ innocent girls/ angels?) gently meowing a weeding song.

No wonder that angry Billac jump at them. She deliver a strong rabbit foot slap to face cheek, to every single of them, screaming: "The heck you three plotting here for nonsense's?!" The trio fall on all sides.

"What the heck is this fluffy pain?! Is this what make the animal lover so hooked onto rabbits?"

"My laddie, you love is beautiful today!"

"This cant be right! Are you telling me?!; that man shall learn how to slap his woman in a right way?"

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Yet the black rabbit blacksmith jitter its fur. "What ever you doing; (Stop it!),It creeping me out! Its clear to me that nobody of you dint know a single thing about Rabituza or us Vorpal rabbits!"

The duo of adventures quickly exchanged (Now it make sense!) expression and gestures as if they finally figure it out.

Pencilgon make an announcement. "Aramis, the reason she refuse to accept you, is because you dint court to her in a rabbit way! She is a proud princess dang it!" Then she throw (I pointing at you) gesture to the other two member of they expedition who stand at side and watch them. "Emul, on this instant, feet slap Sunraku! No time to question! NOW!!"

The little rabbit was at first confused, but she was fast. She jump up, she make a pirouette in air and she deliver the kick on a cheek.

Bird man heads turn nearly at 180 degrees from that strike, pulling out his eyes, forcing his body to turn. No, the strike force his body to flew, making a pirouette, crashing down. Yet, this was a trigger so he rise up from floor, angry at Pencilgon. "What the heck, dude?!"

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Yet snake was not done. "Emul, show him how to do a proper introduction dance, Vorpal-rabbit style! Quickly!"

Little bunny tilled her head cutely not getting the instructions.Then her eyes lid up in (I know!) expression, and she make a proper dance teacher moves. No, she was like pro instructor of dance.

The bird man at first was (What is this nonsense?!), bud thinking that the others figured something critical, he quickly do as instructed and try to mimic the rabbit in front of her. Dang, as a game brain he put into the dance his Vorpal soul.

Pencilgon convince Aramis to join Sunraku, whispering that this is his chance to learn how to properly court to you know who. So, there was not two apprentice dancers. Uomi only stand there with (here she is going) expression.

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Billac frown. "What the heck is this suppose to mean? A last minute cultural exchange? So you can join the festival around great fire?" On spot the duo of rascal had a dark shadow blanking they expression as this was a hint of what will come next. And the blacksmith scratches her head. "Dang! You humans to often make no sense! Never mind, hop in, so we can packed it in one go!" And she gesture them to join the bird man.

The boy-girl was like he heard something like a window, loudly shattering into a shards. So he make a conspirator glance toward the stiffed woman. "Did you just died inside, a little bit?"

Not moving her body, spear master make not convincing (cry?): "Nou~u…"

And so... the expedition… was dancing… a rabbit dance… (For no reason?)