Selling Myself To Start A Business, I Naruto Today Swept You To Death

Naruto condensed Chakra and reflected the picture of the voyeur in his mind

, only to see an uncle with long white hair and red robes, peeping here with his ass pouting, and red under his nose.

What, it turns out to be a lecherous fairy Zilaiye?

After Naruko, who was supposed to go out to serve today, disappeared, Naruto knew that Jiraiya had returned.

But this does not affect Naruto's money, on the contrary, he can also support his business.

But this old color batch, it's not enough to order Naruko to drink, but also to peep at home?

But he is also too inferior, in broad daylight, so blatantly lying on the roof to peep? Don't you even do a cover?

Too undedicated, too contemptuous of people.

Naruto quietly conjured a shadow avatar to replace himself, and then sneaked out with his real body, ready to capture Jiraiya alive.

At this time, Zi Lai also recorded frantically in the notebook while observing with relish.

"Why aren't Naruko moving? Why are there so many Naruto?

"Ah, let her go and let me come!"

"How can I be repaired, my husband also wants to have so many female companions, but it's a pity that my husband's chakra and wallet don't allow me to do this."

At this time, Naruto had already stood behind Jiraiya, looking at his back, listening to him talk about himself, watching him scratch his ass.

"Hey! Voyeur Uncle!

Jiraiya was startled and suddenly turned around, "Ming! Naruto!

"When did you come over! Aren't you at home!

Naruto put his hands in his chest and said seriously, "You pervert, you peep at a child."

Jiraiya raised his eyebrows, pointed to the protruding Naruko in the room, and said,

"You call this a child?" This is clearly a mature and plump big sister, okay!

"So you're admitting that you're voyeuristic?"

He coughed twice, pretending to be serious:

"I saw you as suspicious, so I came here to monitor and investigate you, after all, there are so many young women in the village, and I have the responsibility to find out."

"Hmph, your nosebleeds are all bleeding, tell me you're watching? Obviously it's voyeurism! "

Shoker!"

I'm also in a hurry.

"I said that I was surveilling, I was surveilling, I am a famous spy expert, the legendary three ninjas

, the old man I have infiltrated the country, the people I have monitored, there are more people than your hair, and it is not your turn to question me!"

"Yes?" Naruto smiled slightly, "Spy experts, huh?"

"That's right!" Jiraiya nodded.

"Surveillance experts, huh?"

"Of course!" Self-made is also tsundere.

"Then how did you get discovered by me?"

"Me! "Jiraiya vomited blood.

He had no way to refute at all, because it was he who said that he was powerful, and it was he who was discovered.

But Zilai is also Zilaiya after all, he quickly calmed down, put on the appearance of an elder and said:

"I am looking at you as a child, there is no danger, there is no need to monitor you and let me use my full strength."

Jiraiya believed everything he said, "Yes, that's right, Naruto, you are not qualified to let me monitor carefully." "

Nonsense, it's clear that voyeurism was caught by me." Naruto pointed to his hand and said, "You even took out the book, I saw it!" Zi

Lai was shocked in his heart, and pretended to hide the book behind it casually.

"I'm doing intelligence records, you know a fart."

"Yes?" Naruto stretched out his hand, "Then take out your notebook and I'll see what is recorded." Zi

Lai also directly refused: "This is highly confidential, all important information, how can you let a little fart see it?" Saying

that, Zi Lai put away the book very solemnly, and treated this book as if he were his own daughter.

Yes, because this is all "important information" he collected.

Naruto continued to criticize him:

"Your voyeurism skills are really terrible, as a professional spy, you have no professionalism at all,

how can you observe others nakedly without doing anything hidden in broad daylight?"

If this were on the battlefield, you would have become cannon fodder. "

I... Isn't it..."

Zi Lai is also dumb and eats huanglian, don't you just peep at yourself?" What does it have to do with fighting? As for?

"Also, don't let your guard down on the pretext that I'm a child."

"If we go to monitor the enemy's interior, will we let our guard down because the other party is a child, a woman, or an old man?"

"The reason is that you are too unprofessional!

Fortunately, I was caught by me today, if you are caught by the enemy on the battlefield, can you still stand and talk to me? "

You've disappointed me so much!"

In the face of Naruto's verbal criticism, Jiraiya's heart was galloping, and he was actually speechless.

Because Naruto said that there is nothing wrong with ah, it is indeed right,

sister, isn't Lao Tzu just taking a material? As for the seriousness of what was said? I also directly doubt life.

"Smelly boy, it's not your turn to teach me how to do things, then how do you say I should steal... What about surveillance? "

Jiraiya turned against the first army and threw the problem to Naruto, as long as he couldn't say why, he could laugh at him in turn.

I saw Naruto holding his chin, his brows furrowed, and he fell into thought.

How much can a child know about the work of spy ninjas? What can be said about it?

Since I have eaten him, Naruto, your father was taught by me, so don't play tricks in front of me, hahaha.

Naruto opened his eyes, walked to the eaves and said

, "At least, you should first find a hidden place, such as a big tree in the east and a water tank in the west

, which are very good places to peep, both to hide your whereabouts and to get a better line of sight."

Jiraiya looked in the direction Naruto was pointing, it was really like what he said, but this was only something that anyone could think of, and it couldn't say anything.

"Also, when peeping, at least stay motionless and fully integrate into the environment like a dead person

, instead of laughing there and scratching your ass at every turn, for fear that others will not know where you are?"

Jiraiya's face was covered with black lines, it seemed that all of his embarrassment just now had been seen by Naruto, how could it be repaired.

"Also, take out a book to record what the other party has done, this is indeed a good habit, there is a way that a good memory is not as good as a bad pen

, and writing it in a book is far more secure than remembering it with your brain, and you can also review the content of voyeurism after returning home."

Listening to this, Zi Lai also nodded in agreement, this he was familiar with, "Well, that's right, yes."

But he always felt something strange, and then suddenly woke up,

"Hey! I said it's not voyeurism, you don't say it in the direction of voyeurism!

Just as Jiraiya roared, Naruto took Jiraiya's hand,

"Let's go!"

"Where to?"

"Come with me to spy on me, it's useless to just say it, I'll show you in person."

Jiraiya: ???