Self-Employed With Instant Death

29 – Street Restaurant (1)

“Kiya, this is Noda district.”

A forest that smells musty.

Since it was an undisclosed gate, it did not appear to have been burned by human hands at all.

Various rare herbs and fruits were scattered around.

“there. enemy. Shall I kill you?”

In the middle of the forest, a naked woman was sleeping.

That’s the Nependeath Queen. It was also a monster that would soon become a celebrity.

‘The moment you are deceived by the fragrance, you will die. Become a Nependeath Queen, too!” Why was it so popular?

“done. Leave it alone.”

I only wanted to take care of it, but I had no intention of clearing the dungeon.

Because you don’t know how it will affect the future. For me, I wanted to avoid changing the future as much as possible.

‘That’s how I make money.’

Because I have to buy shares in a cosmetics company!

“Okay, put this on. this too.”

I pulled out the grass at random. The expression is blushing. A humming song flowed out of nowhere. Shion’s complexion grew pale due to the growing bag.

“Lord, master. I’m pretty weak. This will interfere with the battle… ”

“Oh, motherf*cker. Hey. Put it in your pocket too.”

“Gee, not really. That’s a lot of dirt! If it gets in your pocket, it’s hard to suck!”

“Then you can buy one. Why is the S-rank Hunter so obnoxious?”

“Kyaaak! It’s moving, you idiot!”

“… you are good at Korean?”

Originally, Mandraragora looked a bit unpleasant.

It was wild ginseng, but… There is a face. humanoid face. Moreover, it even moves while swaying.

“Gee, gross.”

– Chuuk.

However, Mandragora seemed to have understood Shion’s words, and originally had narrow shoulders. I asked with a lot of frown.

“Zion! We’re pissed off!”

“Everything, get rid of it right now! Before blowing it up!”

Instead of his usual awkward pronunciation, Xion spoke Korean with perfect pronunciation. Quite a shocking look. I smiled and put Mandragora into my inventory.

“Now, next… … ”

A lot of medicine was still left. There is no end to it even if it is contained and contained. But I’ll put it all in. It would take three years for the randomly moving Nependeath Dungeon to come back to Seoul.

However, I felt an unreasonable gaze and turned my head.

“… When did you wake up?”

It seemed as if Shion’s scream had awakened the Nependeath Queen from a long slumber.

As if she was shocked and speechless, she just watched me as I robbed her of precious medicinal materials.

“Master. Stay behind. I’ll deal with it right away.”

“No, you are holding medicines.”

“?”

The Nependeath Queen is not that strong. Of course, only from the S-class point of view.

If Shion made up his mind to kill, he would kill immediately. Shion can’t seem to control his strength.

But I couldn’t leave it like this. The Nependeath Queen had already defined us as invaders and was attracting monsters.

I smiled and took out something appropriate for this situation from my inventory.

[Baseball Patta]

– To the side of the Lord in one room.

“It is beautiful.”

“you are… … no. Why did you force yourself to come looking for us living a quiet life? go back And, the treasures of the forest will have to be left behind.”

The Nependeath Queen shrank and rose from her seat.

Still smiling, I slowly approached him while hiding Patta behind his back.

“I’m sorry.”

“Yeah?”

“It came so suddenly. Actually, I came because I really wanted to tell Nependeath Queen. But I’m sleeping too hard… ”

Nependeath Queen is a named monster.

There is definitely intelligence, and that intelligence is by no means lower than that of humans.

And I, who knew the prior information, knew.

… Surprisingly, the Nependeath Queen, who blew up at least one legion, is human-friendly. and nice Probably better than me.

But don’t be fooled by that.

That beautiful face and perfect body exist to deceive humans.

This was the reason why the Nependeath Queen, who was famous for her relatively weak abilities, was able to destroy the human legion.

Still, there is a reason why I said she was nice.

The Nependeath Queen is ‘pure evil’.

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Killing people is a genuinely good deed.

It was a famous anecdote that he responded with death to the human saying that he would rather live in hell than live like this.

‘A pure monster. It’s unique.’

I vaguely remembered that there was a lot of publicity in the media saying, ‘The first monster on the human side!’

“Hey, you came looking for me? How the hell do humans know?”

I woke up to the bewildered Nependeath Queen and shrugged my shoulders.

“Why don’t you know? Rather, I will tell you what needs to be said.”

“If I have to tell you… ”

“Quality sleep.”

“Yeah?”

– Bahak!

Pataro hit the back of the Nependeath Queen at once!

She collapses helplessly. TKO if this is UFC

I nodded my head, liking the clean ending.

After all, Patta is the best for hand taste.

**

“It’s a big deal. I don’t know what to do with the next restaurant.”

“Aren’t there a lot of reports? Pork cutlet restaurant at Gangnam Station. I guess I can do it there.”

“It’s a real restaurant there.”

“Yeah?”

PBS’ street corner restaurant that has been running for a long time.

PD Yoon Byeong-seok, who is in charge of the variety show, had a lot of worries.

“Dude, do you think what people want from our show is good food?”

“Oh, isn’t it?”

“Absolutely not. People, they all pretend to be decent, but they want the misfortune of others more than anyone else.”

At one time, the entertainment industry and broadcasting industry. This is because the viewership ratings were so low that both of the wrinkled restaurants on the street are now obsolete.

So he thought it was his turn to draw his sword.

“Villain! We need a villain!”

And in the viewership ratings, he was a villain.

“B, are you a villain?”

“yes. Not good restaurants, not good looking people. You have to find someone who makes your heart suffocate and resentment just by looking at it. Only then can CEO Baek Jong-eon conduct true education. The ratings are terrible!”

“Ah… ?”

“It’s going up.”

Big hum. Yoon Byung-seok coughed and looked at the casting staff.

“Do you have a suitable person?”

“I do not know… There are some strange shops.”

“Where is it?”

The staff tapped on the laptop and opened the email that was tipped off.

“It is said to be a one-table noodle shop.”

“It’s a noodle shop, is it one table?”

“Yes, isn’t it amazing?”

Yoon Byung-seok raised his glasses.

“It’s one table in a noodle restaurant with a high turnover… I can smell this.”

“… Smell?”

“It smells like a stubborn, single-minded villain.”

“Then, shall we call you?”

“For now, let’s summarize the candidates. I don’t know if there are other villains.”

“All right.”

The staff sighed inwardly.

For some reason, I think Sam will be working overtime tonight.

**

After washing my body clean, I sat down on the sofa and drank a glass of beer.

“As expected, chicken with beer.”

Any food you eat after hard work tastes like honey.

In particular, the BBH Golden All-Burg beer is an amazing combination.

“Brother, are you drinking again? Then the liver gets bad!”

“I don’t eat it every day. One can is fine.”

“Um, yes? Then me too… a drink.”

Chaewon naturally reached for the beer.

“Where!”

I patted Chaewon’s hand and brushed it away.

“No minors. Have a Coke.”

“Death! I want to try it too.”

“Here, eat your legs.”

He handed a chicken leg to Chaewon, who had a sullen expression.

‘Childcare after work.’

Suddenly, I started to respect my parents.

Chaewon is already quite big, so it’s not hard.

My parents who raised the two of us as children… .

Applause broke out.

“But brother.”

“yes?”

“What did you do to Sia?”

“Sia… ?”

“Yeah, Shia is weird these days. I’m blank every day Even if you ask, they don’t answer. But you met your brother the day before.”

I recalled the memories of the past.

I must have handed over the Absolute Shield in front of the store.

Shia’s reaction was different from usual.

Because he lowered his face and quickly ran away.

Come to think of it, I couldn’t even explain the shield.

‘Still, I didn’t do anything wrong or strange.’

I took a sip of beer and leaned back on the sofa.

“No, I didn’t do anything.”

“I’m worried. Didn’t something happen to Shia?”

“do not worry. It won’t be a big deal.”

You got such a fraudulent artifact, so if you’re excited, you’re excited.

I will not be depressed.

‘By the way, I have to give Chaewon an item as well.”

Leftovers stolen from the AJ office building.

I still haven’t handed it over to Chaewon.

It has to come naturally.

I couldn’t figure out how.

‘Because I don’t need anything right now.’

“Brother, look at that store. Baek Jong-eon said he was extremely angry.”

“Baek Jong-eon?”

On TV, the rerun of the roadside restaurant was in full swing.

I know it well because it was a program I watched a lot at one time.

– Boss, you can’t do this! You are really not basic!

“What’s wrong with the owner of the chicken rib restaurant? If you’re honest, you’ll be fine.”

“It’s the chicken rib restaurant villain.”

I’ve already taken care of it

The all-time legendary case of the street restaurant.

The president of Dakgalbi was selling his emotions while stealing tears on TV.

It was a controversial case after it was revealed that the acting was to gain the sympathy of consumers.

“It must be a script or something.”

“is it?”

I don’t know what other people think, but broadcasts should be viewed as broadcasts.

Because if you only believe what you see, you become a fool.

If you listen to the president’s position enough, the story may be different.

-Giying! Gying!

At that time, my cell phone placed on the corner of the sofa started to vibrate.

“Who are you, brother? this time.”

“Well, who is it?”

It was an unknown number.

“hello?”

– hello. This is our SPS Street Restaurant team!

“A street corner restaurant?”

– Yes, do you know?

“I know.”

– oh! Good for you. We have a restaurant visit content that consumers report this time, but we have been selected there and contacted you! We also offer a small fee for appearances. Do you have any thoughts?

“There is not.”

– Yes, then see you tomorrow… yes?

“No then.”

I hung up the phone and hung up.

“What phone is it?”

“Voice phishing.”

“Hmm, they work in the evening too. hard work.”

I crossed my legs

‘There’s no need to go out.’

There was no advantage to be gained by going on air.

As popularity increases, you have to pay more attention to the store.

If there is a part you don’t like, the criticism will begin.

It was just right now.

A shop that only those in the know know.

“Chaewon, by the way, what about my legs?”

There must be two chicken legs.

Not one left.

“I just ate.”

“… Good job.”

Chaewon smiled.

“It’s bullsh*t. Here it is. Can I eat my brother’s too?”

“yes.”

“Wanna die?”

**

peaceful morning.

There is nothing more healing than watching morning coffee and passing people through the window.

‘I’m free today too.’

Thanks to the small influx of guests, I am fully enjoying my time.

however.

‘What are those?’

Through the window, I could see people carrying cameras and people carrying light plates.

I hoped.

I must have turned it down yesterday.

Sure enough, they approached our store and opened the door wide.

– With my daughter!

“hello? We are the SPS Street Restaurant team. Broadcast today… ”

“I said yesterday that I wouldn’t do it.”

“uh? It can’t be, didn’t you agree to do it yesterday? PD must be… ”

“I have never been like that.”

I sighed.

“I’m paying you an appearance fee. How about just filming?”

“I have no idea. Get out.”

“… Okay. I will check again and come back.”

‘Ha, that’s why the broadcasters can’t do it.’

I lowered the blind on the right side of the window.

‘Should I hire a security guard?’

Many uninvited guests come.

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Killing them all is pointless.

I was worried.

– With my daughter!

Then, someone opened the door again.

“I would have said no.”

“If you don’t do it, what are you doing! Stop being stubborn. Aren’t you out of business right now, boss?”

‘This voice… .’

My gaze naturally turned towards the entrance.

Curly hair with a warm impression.

Looking at the lucky boat, it was unmistakable.

“… Teacher Baek Jong-eon?”