Chapter 2: Even if you praise me so much, I won't be happy
Kongming’s mage tower is cylindrical as a whole, and it’s completely built up layer by layer with heavy stones. The top of the stone tower is specially built with an empty platform. On the platform are the magic artillery that the youth said, the stone tower’s There is also a two-story auxiliary tower on the right, and a stone bridge connects the main tower and the auxiliary tower. Surrounding the stone tower, there is a large circle of stone walls, and there are several trees inside the walls, underneath the trees are green turf.
I have to say that with the bungalows and thatched houses nearby, the stone tower in front of me can be called majestic.
"Hey...Bah!" Looking at the scene in front of him, a pirate with red gloves and only one eye spit aside, "This Azeroth Chamber of Commerce is really rich. Let's see how this house is built. , Just buying these stones will cost millions of Baileys... I said, Boss Batar, are you sure your information is correct!"
"That's right! The captains of the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce are not here now!" The pirate who spoke was tall and burly, with his chest open and his arms open, and the fluffy chest seemed to be wearing a fur vest. What is completely different from ordinary people is that on the left and right sides of his head, there are still two sturdy horns, with the pointed ends facing the sky, which are extremely sharp at first glance.
"And it's still that Sunday. The people who are stationed are still on holiday today, and now they are all together, and there will be no more than 20 people. There are now hundreds of people here. We are sure to win!"
"Then say good pay, does it still count?"
"When did I count what Bison Bataer said?" The pirate with horns slapped his chest. "I am a big pirate with a bounty of 10 million Baileys, a demon fruit capable person, and a brutal Bataar. I’ll say it again. Today, your blood hand Dusha helped me knock down the headquarters of the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce. The treasures you grab are all yours. I’ll give you another three million Baileys..."
With that, Bison Batal waved, "Cash, you just take it!"
"Well, I believe in your boss Bataar today!" As he said, Bloodhand Dusha, the leader of the Bloodhand Pirate Group, brushed it, and pulled out a short-handled flintlock from his waist. , The muzzle of the gun fired a "bang" shot, "Little ones, you have heard the words of Boss Batar, give it to me, I will promote him to be the first person to rush into this tower today. cadre."
Under the encouragement of the blood hand Dusha, his team members also raised their weapons and screamed with excitement.
"Now, young ones, rush to me. After finishing this ticket, we won't be mixed in the East China Sea. We have to rush into the great route like other big pirates..."
"These pirates are really terrible! Look at their hideous faces," the young man sitting leisurely in the tower, while taking Alrita to watch the show through the surveillance video phone worm, while taking the opportunity to confront Alrita Criticizing this aggressive left-leaning opportunism thinking, "Have you seen it? If you go to them and just face them, even if you can win, you will definitely kill one thousand enemies and harm yourself eight hundred. You said why we should Bet this scumbag with his precious life, remember that Zhuge is only stable throughout his life. Although I am not Zhuge, I am also Kong Ming anyway. Be stable, stable, and stable at any time. "
This time, the girl Yal Rita did not answer, but stared at Batal, the leader of the Bison Pirates, with both eyes, and the other hand holding the iron rod was also clutched, as if In the next second, he was going to pick up the stick and move it up towards Batal's head.
"Oh!" The young man sighed, put on his glasses, and said to such a tiger girl that being steady is really playing the piano against Batal!
At this time, after the mobilization of the two pirate heads, the three hundred pirates outside the tower were all beaten up with chicken blood. While holding their weapons, they rushed towards the yard while yelling. Because of the large number of people, these experienced pirates consciously divided into two teams before they rushed to the courtyard gate. One team, led by the two pirate leaders, rushed towards the gate, and the other team Scattered around the courtyard wall.
"Oh oh oh... Boss, they stepped on it, they stepped on it... Huh?" Alrita turned her head to look at Kong Ming, a question mark floated on her head, "Boss, none of them seem to have found you. Talking about the trap! Didn’t you say that they will definitely find that trap?”
His face was serious, he pushed his glasses, cold light was radiant. "Next look down!"
Sure enough, just when the team rushed to the gate of the courtyard to break in, two iron plates creaked out of the courtyard wall on both sides of the gate that was originally an iron fence, and they had not waited yet. The pirates reacted, only hearing a click, the iron plates were joined together to form a solid iron door, on which a line of words was written in white paint.
"See, Alrita, they definitely found it now!"
"Boss Batar, what is written on this?" Bloodhand Dusha looked at the door, then turned to look at Batal.
"Look at what I'm doing..." Batal replied with a grim look, "I can't read!"
"That...who!" Bloodhand Dusha quickly turned his face to look at a slightly more gentle pirate behind him, "Let's see what's written on it?"
"I'll take a look!" The literate pirate squeezed forward, "It says...little...heart...trap..."
Without waiting for the pirate to finish speaking, all the pirates who squeezed to the door felt that their feet were empty, and they fell down with a bang. Just as the pirates who were about to overcame the wall were staring dumbfoundedly around the courtyard wall, more than two hundred people, including the two pirate leaders, had all fallen into a big pit that appeared out of thin air. The **** disguised as stone slabs creaked again, restored to their original state, and completely shut the people underneath.
"Oh oh oh... So you, boss, let them find the trap like this!"
But the pirates outside did not see. When the flap of the trap returned to its original shape, several small mouths were gradually removed around the top of the trap, and then a green gas floated out of the small mouth, which soon filled Inside the whole trap.
"Boss Batar, do you smell anything?" Bloodhand Dusha shrugged and said.
"Damn, this trap is surrounded by iron, and it's very thick..." Batar was knocking on the wall of the trap with his weapon, and Dangdang's voice echoed throughout the trap, "I didn't expect this chamber of commerce people So insidious. By the way, what did you just say?"
Dangdangdangdangdangdang...
"I said, do you smell anything?" Bloodhand Dusha shouted.
"What are you talking about, I don't hear clearly!" Batal was still tapping with the weapon, trying to find a way to leave, "Well, why are you a little dizzy..."
With the injection of the anesthetic gas, the pirates in the trap felt the sky spin and then fell to the ground one by one. In the end, two people with the best physical fitness, Dusha and Battelle, were still insisting, but at this moment, the flap of the trap opened again, and more than 20 people fell from above and directly hit Dusha and Battelle gave them the final blow on the head.
The big pirate who offers a reward of 10 million Bailey, the devil fruit capable person, the ox-shaped Batar, stunned!
"Boss, you are so smart and insidious. Even if the pirates are illiterate in advance, you use a line of words to let them all focus on your trap to read the words, and then catch them all at once." Alrita was serious. He put on a serious face and nodded frequently, "That's great, I feel like I have learned it again!"
The young man pushed his glasses silently, feeling that he had nothing to say.
"In fact, it's such an insidious trap," Yalrita sums up seriously, "Don't say these illiterate people, even the guy Crowe who always imitates you will be fooled."
The young man put his hand off his glasses, and suddenly felt that what Alrita said was really reasonable, and he was simply speechless.
"If even Oda himself admits to a wise man who is rare among the pirates, Hundreds of Klows can be caught by this trap..." The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said silently in his heart, "The world people IQ is really hopeless."
"This gang of pirates are really strong!" Someone who really didn't want to continue this topic made a tough change. "When I fell down at such a high place, I didn't even have a serious injury, and they all survived."
"This is entirely your problem, the boss." The clever Alrita immediately jumped out to tear him through. "According to what I said, let's fill up the pit with iron vertebrae, so that the people who go down will at least die. More than half."
Take a look, what I'm talking about, the second person like Yalrita is smarter than the one outside.
"Didn't I tell you? This is not a negligence. My trap is just to pretend..." Well, I can't do it anymore. It actually successfully wiped out the opposite side. The young man pulled a phone worm and started to change the topic again, "Squad Three, Squad Three, why can't I see the hypnotic gas? Remember, the medicine can't be stopped!"
"Well, there are still those people on the wall... Hey, what about those people, I used to stand by the wall, where are so many people?" He turned his head and suddenly found that there was something missing on the wall. .
"Some of those people ran into the trap again to save people, and then they fell in." Alrita, who had been keenly observing the surveillance video, poked the entrance of the courtyard in the video with her finger, and then again with her hand. Draw a circle on the wall, "The other guy seemed to be going over the wall to come in, and then he was stunned inside the wall by the three-layer grid, and the last part seemed to want to escape. The boss you arranged with the goblin dragons The gun ambush caught it, you see, the boss, it's where the fire is now."
Alrita looked at the young man with reverence, "Boss, you are so clever and so insidious that you can catch the two pirate groups so easily.
Even if you praise me so much, I won't be happy! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
The young man held back his desire to lift the table, and silently reached out and pushed his glasses. He really couldn't figure out why everything was fine, why these things could happen now.
Aren't all those with Devil Fruit Ability very awesome? Especially those with the devil fruit ability of the animal type, aren’t those people who have appeared in the anime hanging around two to eighty thousand?
Couldn’t it be that this animal-fruit-powered person stood firm under his own repeated blows, and finally sacrificed most of his accomplices, rushed downstairs to his own, and discovered his own design specifically for his sea building stone Shout to the sky, Masaka, how could you... be easily taken down by Alrita later?
Now this kind of thing you fell and swollen before I started to exert strength!
The young man reached out and took off his glasses, rubbed his brows, and started to adjust himself.
There is nothing to be angry about. The battle was successful. Although the process was a bit tortuous and not satisfactory, in general, a large pirate with a bounty of 10 million Baileys was wiped out without any risk, and it was also wiped out. A small pirate with a bounty of 6 million Baileys, including a demon fruit ability.
Next, I can finally start to study the manifestation of the devil fruit's promotion and side effects on the human body. It is really gratifying, gratifying! Being able to defeat the enemy so easily does not mean that it shows how successful the theory of steadily growing and avoiding waves and making full use of the advantages to attack the enemy is?
Therefore, I still can’t be complacent, nor can I start to look down on the heroes of the world just because of this small victory. Although the people in Pirate World are not very smart, they can’t stand the health of others. Even if you have all kinds of tricks, you can’t stop them. When someone fists casually, wisdom is not so useful.
No, Kong Ming, you are swollen. It’s not right. Think about the admiral blue pheasant and the red dog. If you think about Kaido, who can't die but can't die, do you have any brains when it comes to them? Is it important? Let you face them now, if you have a brain, can you win?
Can't float! Can't inflate! Steady, must be steady!
After the young man named Kong Ming made some psychological adjustments for himself, he finally felt that he had successfully overcome the swelling mentality of small victory and continued to handle the follow-up matters of the two pirate groups steadily. "The third team, the third team, continue to enter the hypnotic gas into the trap. The fifth team, the fifth team, immediately equipped with gas masks, carrying two hundred trigger lightning grenades and rushed to the 103 position. After the trap is opened, four are released into the trap. Pieces."
"Wait, Boss!" Alrita looked at him strangely, "It doesn't matter if the hypnotic gas is put on, why throw lightning grenades into the trap?"