Rick and Richard

AN: Happy new year, I hope you had a fantastic year. Let us welcome 2025 with a smile because my mom used to tell me that the way you greet the new year will be your predominant expression for the rest of the year. I hope this chapter put a smile on many of your faces, I wish you, and this novel a good rest of the year.

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In a dark corner of the universe there is a red screen that popped up with the images of Richard's portal gun. While this was happening our Mc was given a task by Rick to negotiate with someone. That someone is a talking toilet who is pissed at Rick for taking over his planet and turning it into his personal shit place. 

{After some while}

I was working on something as usually in my room, unbothered by everything when nuisance #1 came into my room.

"What is it, Father?" I said while looking up, He looks at me and said 

"I noticed that sarcastic tone, but I will let it pass if you were to make the family dog smarter" He said,

"And why would I do that?" I asked, he looked around and said in hestation 

"Because I said please" 

"Good enough reason. OK" I said with a smile, jerry was stunned for a second before he asked 

"Really?" to which I nodded and said 

"Really" I then built a machine just like what Rick did in the original but this time I made it so that he would attack any human, basically made another rick, this of the dog version. This rick of course is way less smart than me and the most other ricks but is still smart enough to be one of the smartest beings in 6 galaxies. That reminds me of azmuth, although azmuth's iq is larger than ricks which I completely disagree with. Rick prime is able to build something that could alter the multiverse, in fact if Rick wanted to he could probably become a tier 1 being it is just that rick doesn't care for power, morality or anything else.

I am just talking to myself here, but this dog will now have an iq of 1 nonillion. "Hehe" Thinking of the chaos that this is going to bring forth I couldn't help but laugh, but first one last thing, I ran down the stairs in Rick's garage and looked around to find the 'Galaxnight 150' one of the finest drugs in the universe. It is a really good pain killer even for emotional pain as it blocks your brain from feeling any emotion. I went up and put this into the helmet with a bunch of other components that will slowly erode the morality of this dog into non-existence. Of course, I put safety features the majority of them are focused on if the dog were to try and remove the drugs. 

I couldn't care less if it increases his iq, I myself have a near infinite iq due to my ability instantly raising by iq whenever I want it. When I finally finished this machine, I gave it to Jerry and said "Take this helmet and put it on top of the dog, he will understand how to use it and then he will also understand everything else."

"Thanks, son" He said happily and turned around to leave but I stopped him when he is about to leave the door and said 

"Remember, this is what you wanted and you must be careful what you wish for. Close the door and if Rick asks where to find me tell him this: I am seen but never touched, I am heard but never caught. I give you answers you already know, Yet my name will bring your plans to woe. What am I?" 

Under Jerry's confused stare, I walk up and close the door and then laugh maniacally like a villain in a disney movie. "HAHHAHAHHA, *cough* *cough*" I coughed as something went into my throat. "I need to learn how they cough like that." I said and I sat down on my table, pressed a button that turned my room dark while a big screen showed up with some milk and cookies. Why milk and cookies? Because once I am in the dark side and I love cookies, I mean everyone loves cookies. That reminds me, I should build an energy source like the force and restart star wars inside this universe. 

Anyway, on the screen we have Rick coming back from the math teacher's dream to give Morty an 'A' in math exam. I still can't believe that my brother needs tech help to get an 'A' on basic algebra, come on I am becoming the joke of the rich community for this. 

{Rick pov}

"What the hell?" Morty said looking at the army of dogs with advanced weaponry and sick ass mechas called ASMR. Standing up, I don't care enough to memorize this shit. 

"Out of the frying pan… huh morty?" Rick said, also looking at the mess I created.

"What happened here?" Morty asked

"It's simple, your brother got mad at me for making him negotiate with toilets and also the other disrespectful shit I did to him. He simply broke when I told Jerry to ask him for a helmet that made dogs smarter so he granted Jerry a wish like the devil or something. This came with a cost of making the dogs so smart that they could rule the world." Rick said, which was exactly what I had in mind. "Let's go and find your brother" Rick said and then turned the spaceship invisible, he then parked it on top of my lap window. He climbed in through the window, as he went into the room to see nothing, except a bed. 

That is right, I moved myself somewhere else, the answer to which is in the riddle. Rick looked around with another device, morty noticing, Rick asked "What is that?" 

"This is an electromagnetic detector, with the addition of the Spatial disruptor sensor. It will tell if your brother created a portal somewhere. As for the electromagnetic, it will tell me if we are being watched by some technology that I can trace back to him" Rick said with explanation, which morty understood. For me, I know that this has way more function then that from what I can analyze right now it has a temporal checker too. Which means it will detect time distortion and also see into the past for some time.

"God damn it, this shows no scans of anything. In fact, this place seems to have been completely untouched since 3000 BCE. Who made your brother this much of a *Burp* detective?" Rick asked morty and then turned to a random direction and put a middle finger saying "FUCK YOU, RICHARD" 

I drank my wine, saying "Just as planned".

"Let's go morty, we need to rescue your father, mother and sister." Rick said, Morty nodded as they were about to get into the spaceship made of trash but it exploded into pieces since one of the dogs shot a missile at it. "Fuck" Rick said looking that he has been traped in the room by the dogs outside too. 

"Kukkuku, I am having so much fun right now" I said while having dinner with some good music in the background, this is the secondary ability I installed into the helmet and made sure to install it in all its counterparts. I can make the dogs have thoughts that they would not have usually, so while Rick was analyzing the house I created a thought that the grandpa and morty came back. Which eventually led to them being captured, I feel like azin, since I am trapping the smartest being in the universe in a trap.