Reincarnation of a Worthless Man

Huh?

Pregnant?

That can't be right… They're using those contraceptive potions every night, right?

I blinked once. Twice. Maybe even thrice. Before the word finally settled into my mind.

Pregnant.

They were pregnant.

With a baby.

My baby.

It happened this morning after we had our breakfast at the inn. They told me they had something important to tell so we three returned to our room to have this talk.

"I believe it's around one month old, Milord. Perhaps a few weeks more." Felicia continued with a smile while rubbing her stomach. "I only know due to the sudden morning sickness I had this morning. I had to puke into the chamberpot, remember?"

I nodded. Yes, something like that did happen.

"Well, that, and no blood coming out at the usual time," she added with a smirk. "Sherry here didn't get the effect though since she's an Izurd."

Oh yeah, Izurd females don't have periods. And they don't get sick either.

"And so I tested our pee and voila, the potion changed color." Felicia continued. "Which means we both are pregnant without a doubt."

As I stood there, dumbfounded by what I just heard, Felicia ran over to me and gave me a hug.

"I'm so happy… Finally… Finally I have your child in your womb, Milord. I'm a mother now…"

Tears streamed down her cheeks as she buried her face on my chest. Looking up, she smiled before whispering, "Ooh, what name are we going to give them? If it's a boy, Arthur would be wonderful. If it's a girl, it has to be Alice. That name is really cute after all." She giggled.

I looked at Sherry next. She looked just as dumbfounded as I was. Her hands were holding her stomach and she looked down as if she was looking whether there was a bulge or not.

"Wha-what's the matter, Milord?" Felicia released her hug, looking at me with a confused expression. "Don't tell me that you—you don't want a child? I know we're supposed to have them later once we settle down but—"

"Nonono, not at all!" I quickly interrupted, putting my hands on her shoulders. "It's just that… me? A father? I can hardly believe that!"

"Believe it, Milord." She smiled. "You will make the most wonderful husband!"

I gave a wry smile. A pervert like me being a father? How would I even make sure they grow up right and proper without following in my footsteps? I guess I can take a page out of Alan and Renee's parenting…

Heh, if it's a boy, he's probably going to be a perv like me too… Or at the very least, his sex drive will be high…

But, if it's a girl…. Well, it'd probably be the same. Marina used to masturbate frequently once she hit puberty. And Renee certainly enjoyed getting plowed by Alan every night, judging by her moans.

I just have to make sure they don't date the wrong people. That's my No.1 priority as a father!

I walked up to Sherry, putting my hands on her shoulders next.

"You should be happy too, right, Sherry?" I smiled. "I still remember how you say you want to have my baby."

She looked up, her face as red as a tomato.

"Hugo's baby…"

"Huh?"

"I now have Hugo's baby…"

Before I could react, she already pushed me down to the bed. Sitting on top of me with her thighs pinning my body, she began to unbutton her shorts.

"Make love… now! The baby… they must learn of our love!"

"W-what are you talking about?"

"Izurd tradition! When an Izurd is pregnant, they'll have intercourse multiple times throughout the day every day until she delivers!"

Her shorts were now unbuttoned. I could see her light blue panties she wore underneath. She then pressed her lips into mine, all the while sliding both garments off her legs.

Sheesh, you know we gotta leave soon, right? And we haven't even told the others!

Felicia giggled. "Now that we're pregnant, there's no need for that annoying potion anymore. We can do it whenever we please, Milord. Like now for example."

And then, I felt it—my trousers being pulled off my legs.

"I agree with Sherry." Felicia continued. "I want our baby to know their papa and mama love each other very much⁓💕"

With my briefs falling off next, there was only one thing to do.

To pleasure my now two pregnant wives.

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"Haahhh…"

Fifteen minutes later, we were laying down on the bed with our clothes off, with Sherry and Felicia wrapping their bodies around my arms.

"That'd do for now." Felicia purred, rolling over and squeezing her breasts into my chest. "My daughter is now happy that her father loves her mother very much."

"Daughter?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Oh yes." She smirked. "I know it's a girl. Call it a mother's instinct."

I could only reply with a chuckle.

"How about you, Sherry?" Felicia asked with a smooth voice. "Is it a boy or a girl?"

Sherry paused, furrowing her brows. She then looked at me with a light blush on her face.

"Which one do you want Hugo? A boy or a girl?"

"Now that's a difficult question." I laughed. "Hmm, let me think…"

I then imagined a cute young girl calling me Papa. She was about the same age as Erika and she was smiling just like h—

"Hugo?" Sherry gave me a concerned look.

"Nothing. I was just reminded of Erika, that's all."

"Oh…" A guilty look flashed across her face.

Sheesh, Hugo, way to bring the mood down…

"Don't worry, Milord." Felicia kissed me on my left cheek. "You'll reunite with her soon."

It's not that I'm worried about.

Erika hates me. I'm sure of it.

What if I let my children down too, just like with her?

My thoughts were then interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Are you three finished? We have to leave soon." Myrilla's muffled voice streamed in.

"Coming!"

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Opening the door, I was greeted by Myrilla's sour face.

"Congratulations. You're now a father, correct?"

Huh? How did she— oh, right. She can read minds.

"That I am." I flashed a grin towards her.

"I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner, with how often you copulate with them."

"Why the long face?" Felicia smirked, grabbing my arm and pushing her breasts onto me. "You should be happy that we're finally a full-fledged family."

"You know how dangerous it is to carry babies with us." Myrilla narrowed her eyes. "And with that evil Goddess around, it's inevitable we will fight against more powerful foes in the future. And they would not hesitate harming them."

Felicia released her grip, looking at the mind-reader with a firm gaze.

"I know. But what's done is done. We'll just have to protect them with our lives." A small smirk returned to her lips.

Myrilla sighed. "Very well. I suppose you can ask Tira to be your children's guardian while you fight. Oh, you haven't told them, have you? You should. They're still eating downstairs."

Tira as our nanny… There's no one else better suited for the role…

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"Everyone! I have an announcement to make!" I smiled, standing in front of their table.

"Eh?" Theo looked up. "An announcement, Master Hugo?"

"I am now a father. Sherry and Felicia — they're both pregnant."

"P-p-pregnant?" His spoon fell.

"You two are pregnant?! That's wonderful!" Tira stood up, her eyes sparkling with joy. "Congratulations you three!" She walked around the table and shook our hands one by one.

Victoria's mouth was wide open as she froze in time seemingly unable to process what she just heard.

Tama on the other hand scowled, saying, "That's not fair! Aren't you two supposed to drink that potion every night like I do?! I want a baby too!" She shot a glance towards Theo.

"Pregnant? What's that?" Kiri gave Aria a confused look.

"It means having a baby," Aria replied with a deadpan look. "To a human it's the happiest thing that can happen to them." She looked at me, her lips forming a smile. "So, congratulations, Master Hugo."

Even the innkeeper, who was also the tavern owner, joined in.

"Oh, what's this I'm hearing?" The middle-aged ogress giggled. "You two are expecting? Then, as this humble establishment's owner, I declare all meals and drinks this morning to be in the house!"

The other customers cheered and raised their mugs.

We were lucky that they didn't realize who we were or else they probably wouldn't let us leave without a party.

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After accepting all the congratulations headed our way, we sat down. Immediately we were bombarded by questions, mostly from Tama who demanded an explanation how I could've gotten them pregnant.

"Well, we might have forgotten to drink the potion once or twice…" Felicia smirked.

"Grr, Theo!" She yelled at her boyfriend. "We're making a baby tonight, you hear me?!"

"Don't be silly." Myrilla interrupted with a stern look. "Two babies are enough of a burden as it is. Remember that having them around this means someone will have to guard them at all times. If we get into a fight, they won't be able to go with us."

"I'll take that responsibility," Tira answered, looking Myrilla right in the eyes. "I have pledged myself as a servant of the Greenwood family. I'll prioritize them over my own life." Turning towards me, she then said, "Have as many babies as you want, Master Hugo." She smiled. She then looked at the catgirl and added, "And of course, you too, Tama. You're part of the Greenwood family too after all."

Myrilla sighed, standing up from her seat. "Suit yourself. Make as many babies as you want. I've finished my meal. I'll wait outside."

I could only scratch my cheek as she walked away.

"I think she's jealous, Milord," Felicia whispered. "She wanted to have a baby too." She giggled.

She didn't need to tell me that. It was clear as day.

I glanced towards Tama, who was now chatting with Theo, demanding him to impregnate her. To be honest, I'd speak against it, but I'd be a hypocrite if I did it.

"A-a baby? I dunno… I'm far too young to have one, don't you think?" Theo replied with a unsure look.

"Hmph! You're just one year away from fifteen! I don't see the problem!" She huffed, crossing her arms.

Theo then gave me a look that said, "Help me!" Hey, don't drag me into your problem!

Sighing, I stood up and walked over to Tama, placing my hand on her shoulder.

"You have to listen to what Theo wants. A family is built by two people, you know, you and him. If he doesn't want to have a child yet, then there's no need to rush it."

"And this coming from someone who said he didn't want a baby!" She glared at me.

"True. I did say that. But the circumstances are different. It wasn't my intention to have a baby."

"Hmph!" She threw her head away, crossing her legs and arms. "What about you, Tira? Do you approve of me having a baby with Theo?"

"Hmm…" The elf put a finger on her chin. "A grandson or daughter will be nice… but, in my opinion, I think Theo still has a lot to learn before he can be a husband." She smiled at Tama and Theo.

"E-eh?" The boy said with a worried look. "W-what do you mean, Mother?"

"Well, for starters, you won't have the time to be a good father to your child." She smiled. " You want to get stronger, right? You'll have to train a lot then. You won't have time for a baby."

Theo fell silent. He glanced at Tama, who now had lost her angry glare. She just looked upset now.

"Fine." She huffed, closing her eyes. "I'll still drink that damn potion every night."

I smiled, patting her shoulder. Now that's a good girl!

Speaking of good girls…

"Hey, Victoria." My gaze landed on the big-breasted girl. "You've been silent all this time. What do you think? You want a baby too?" I grinned.

"Y-you can't say that, Sir Hugo!" Her cheeks turned crimson in an instant.

I laughed, patting her on the head. "Don't worry! I'm sure you'll find a good guy to have a baby with one day!"

She looked down, nervously playing with the hem of her shirt.

"S-Sir Hugo?" she stuttered in a half-whisper before looking up at me. "Does it feel good? Making a baby?"

…Eh?

"Miss Felicia says it feels really good when you do it with someone you like. She even gives me a taste on how it feels. I like Miss Felicia so it felt good. But since Sir Hugo really likes Miss Sherry and Felicia, it must feel really good, right?"

I sent a glare at Felicia, who responded with an amused giggle.

What have you been teaching this girl?!

"I don't know if I want a baby. But if you like me enough, you can make babies with me if it makes you feel good!"

"No, you don't!" Sherry slammed her hands on the table. "Hugo is mine! He's only going to have babies with me!"

"Eeek! I-I'm sorry, Miss Sherry!" She waved her hands panickedly. "It wasn't my intention to take Sir Hugo from you! You'll still be the second wife! I'm just the mistress…"

"Second wife?!" She glared at Felicia.

The redheaded mage shrugged with a smirk. "I'm Milord's first after all."

"You…!"

I let out a nervous chuckle, turning my gaze back to Victoria. So Felicia has been teaching her about sex? If I have to guess, she must have fingered her down there before telling her how to masturbate, either with Victoria's own fingers or with the sex toys she has.

I'm not that into yuri but damn…. A shame I didn't get to see it…

"Making babies feels good? Then I wanna make babies too with Master Hugo!" Kiri cheerfully interrupted.

"Yes. I'd be willing to as well." Aria followed, looking at me with anticipation. "I like Master and I'd love to make you feel good."

"Now that I can't do." I patted them both on the head. "You make babies not with the person you just like. You have to love them from the bottom of your heart. You have to wish that you can be with them for the rest of your life."

"I fulfill your criteria then, Master." Aria replied with a fully serious look. "I love you from the bottom of my heart and I want to be with you for the rest of my life."

Heh, a love proposal, huh? Unfortunately, that would not work.

"Even so, a human and a fey shouldn't copulate. Do you know what changelings are? If we make babies, the babies won't come out here. They'll come out somewhere else instead. And then we'll have to search the world for the baby. The poor thing will be lonely without us, you know…" I ended with a smile.

A look of disappointment flashed on her face. "Understood." She nodded. "I shall not ask to make babies with you anymore, Master."

"Aww…" Kiri replied with a dejected look. "Well, if Master doesn't want to…"

Sorry, you two, but I don't want our relationship to go that way…

Afterwards I decided to go outside. I felt like I needed to chat with Myrilla.

The silver-haired woman was sitting not far from the entrance of the inn, at the bench overseeing the village square.

I sat down beside her. Without looking at me, she then said, "Finished?"

"Yeah, pretty much." I smiled at her.

Silence. I didn't know what to say.

"Don't pity me. I'm in no rush to start a family. I haven't even found the man I wanted to start it with."

She was reading my mind.

"... Don't flatter yourself. I love your father, not the idiot son who accidentally got two women pregnant and then shrugged it off like it was nothing."

She stood up before giving me a glare.

"Enough of this meaningless chat. I'll prepare the scarabs. You call the others."

And with those words, she left.

I let out a sigh. Sheesh, what a tough one.

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Departing from the village, we made our way further north towards Arborea. That night, as we went to sleep, I gave the Dream Crystal to Sherry so she could tell the good news to her grandmother.

To be honest, I wasn't sure whether I should tell Marina that I was a father now. I had a feeling that she would think it was too early and that she would get upset by it.

As for Erika, well, I had a hunch she would not like it either. She'd think I was busy making a family with someone else instead of being with her.

And so, in the end, I decided not to tell them both. The next night, and the one after that, I simply told them that I would soon be off of the Demon Continent and that it wouldn't be long until we would be reunited.

Felicia

"Miss Felicia? Can I talk to you for a bit?"

One night, during their travels, Felicia, who was busy with her alchemical cauldron, got a visit from Victoria.

"Hmm?" The redhead turned around to face her. "Aren't you supposed to train with Sherry?"

"I was excused early," the blonde-haired girl replied with a sheepish smile. "Miss Sherry said she wanted to train Theo and Tama instead. I… I guess she's tired from having a failure of a student like me…" She trailed off, averting her gaze.

"Oh, don't say that." Felicia placed a hand on her shoulder with a smile. "I think she just thought you needed a break. You've worked hard mastering that shield after all." Felicia glanced at the black lump of metal on her back. "Now, I'll finish my work first then I'll help you clean up, okay?"

Victoria nodded. Since there weren't any rivers nearby, she'd need water produced by magic to wash up.

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Ten minutes later, the two were inside Felicia's tent. Victoria already took off her shirt and trousers, sitting on the mattress completely nude. Felicia, on the other hand, only had her skimpy white dress on that she normally wore under her dark blue robe.

"Kyah!"

Victoria let out a yelp, feeling Felicia's hand rubbing the damp washcloth on her breasts.

"Ahnnhhh… mhhh…"

"Hee hee, you're really sensitive at this part, aren't you?" Felicia giggled.

As Felicia cleaned her sweaty body from top to bottom, Victoria could only let out more and more pleasurable moans.

This wasn't the first time she had been groped like this. When they slept together a while ago, Felicia too gave her a full exploration of her body. She did it to teach her how different it felt when someone you liked groped you compared to when it was done by someone you hated.

And, she had to admit, she liked her touch a lot more than those two dirty orcs. She was always gentle and kind, never forcing herself on her. It still felt weird, being touched like that, but it was the good kind of weird.

"Miss Felicia… does Sir Hugo like to… do this to you?"

"Hmm? You mean, cleaning me up?" Felicia giggled. "Usually, it's me doing the cleaning. He might not look like it but he has quite the lovely chest under those baggy clothes."

"Lovely… chest?" But Sir Hugo is a guy… he doesn't have breasts…

"Yes. I'm talking about how firm and sturdy they are. Not to mention his nipples. He's actually quite sensitive there, you know." She giggled again.

"Miss Felicia… you… get turned on groping Sir Hugo's body?"

"Why, of course! It's a wife's right to use her husband's body for her pleasure. Just as it's a husband's right to use her wife's body for his pleasure."

She poured water onto Victoria's back before pressing her breasts there and moving them up and down, using them as a replacement for the washcloth. Thanks to her magic, it didn't matter if she soaked the mattress. She could just pull the water back out.

"M-Miss Felicia?" Her cheeks reddened.

"This is how I like to wash his back. You should do it too once you have a man you fancy. He'll love it for sure. There's no man in heaven and earth who doesn't love a good pair of woman's breasts."

Victoria didn't know how to respond. A man she fancied? The only man she fancied was Sir Hugo. But he was already taken by Miss Felicia.

Sir Hugo… he does like my breasts… She gave her mountains a good squeeze, remembering all the time his eyes ogled them.

Her mind then imagined him in place of Felicia, groping her body from behind.

The same way that orc groped her.

…

No.

Not the same. Those two orcs were rough and crude. But Sir Hugo… he would do it gently, just like Miss Felicia…

Suddenly, she felt Felicia's arms wrapping around her body, giving both of her breasts a gentle grope. Just like she had imagined.

"Are you the type who likes your partner to whisper sweet nothings into your ears as he has his way with you?" Felicia whispered. "Unfortunately, Milord doesn't do that. He'd do this instead."

Her lips pinched her right earlobe, earning a moan from Victoria's lips.

"S-sweet nothings?" Victoria stuttered, blushing deeply. "Is it like… what the archmage does in the Tale of The Legendary Archmage?"

"Hmm?" Felicia raised her eyebrow.

"It's a story about a mage and a knightess falling in love. It's really romantic. I used to read it over and over when I was still back home."

"You like romance books?" Felicia giggled. "I suppose I can see that." Hero books all have romances in them after all… "As for your question, yes, it's like in your books. Lord Hugo might not be a suave sweet talker but when he sweet talks you your heart will skip a beat for sure. Ah, I still remember when he said I'd make a lovely wife. My heart raced like never before…" Felicia blushed as well, resting her head on Victoria's back.

It was all it took for Victoria to imagine Hugo hugging her from behind, whispering to her, "I love you, Victoria. You are the most beautiful woman in the entire world. I couldn't live with you…" Just like the archmage said to the knightess.

It made her blush even deeper. She had to bury her face in her hands to avoid further embarrassment.

I… I can't do that! Sir Hugo is already taken by Miss Sherry and Miss Felicia!

And so it was that the two girls (or one woman, considering Felicia's age) spent the rest of the evening sharing their admiration (and fantasies) of one Hugo Greenwood.

Completely unaware of the storm that was about to come.