Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World

[You're the worst.]

'What do you mean? I just bonked him.' Albert shook his head while looking at his surroundings. Seeing him knock the Goblin General away and defeat the Goblin Shaman in a single strike had given a sense of fear from the normal goblins.

The goblins stepped back as if they wanted to escape.

He used this chance to talk to Bonkey. 'This is what I need to do and I'll do this perfectly.'

[Like I said, that's the worst. You just snapped that guy's penis. He must be enduring the excruciating pain because that one bonk wasn't enough to kill him.]

[If that's the only case, you can simply kill him next. But you chose to bonk him with Bonk Discharge. That electricity would jolt his mind and keep sparking around that place. It's better to die at this point.]

'…' Albert fell silent for a second before he opened the notification, seeing what he got from bonking the two goblins.

[Bonk Complete.]

[EXP+78]

[10 Bonk Bite is acquired.]

[Bonk Complete.]

[EXP+69]

[8 Bonk Bite is acquired.]

"The 78 must be from the Goblin General… See? Even the Bonk God agrees with my action." Albert smirked.

[No, no. If you're talking about that, you should bonk yourself at this point. Besides, there's no Bonk God!]

"…" Albert fell silent and asked, "If I'm not wrong, there's something like License to be Horny or Anti-Bonk Helmet… Will I get one?"

[Anti-Bonk Helmet is one of your equipment later.]

"Great!" Albert smiled and looked at the Goblin General, who was about to get up. He pointed his finger at the goblin and glanced at Aran. "I will take care of the Goblin Shaman."

"Thanks!" Aran nodded and headed straight to the Goblin General, trying to use the opportunity Albert had created for him.

While he was fighting, Albert walked toward the Goblin Shaman and raised his Bonk Bat.

Even though the shaman wanted to kill him, the pain was too much for him to handle. He couldn't even use his spell to hit him.

In the end, Albert delivered the killing blow with his Bonk Smasher, ending his life.

[Killed a Goblin Shaman]

[EXP+50]

"Well, it's nice." Albert smiled and looked around, seeing many goblins were still alive.

Although the adventurers had regained their ground after Albert scared the goblins, he should be able to kill a few more goblins in this situation. Hence, Albert didn't waste any more time and started killing as many goblins as possible.

Meanwhile, Aran managed to kill the Goblin General and took the glory. He was pretty thankful for Aran's assistance this whole time, so he thought this would be a good last present before leaving this place.

The adventurers also managed to get rid of the goblins within ten minutes. There were only around thirty goblins left and the rest chose to retreat into the woods since their leaders had died.

In the end, Albert was panting on the battlefield while looking at all the corpses. Although he didn't feel like throwing up, this chaotic mess that war left behind was truly bothering his heart.

After taking a few deep breaths, Albert chose to ignore them while looking at his missions.

Mission: Kill 50 Normal Living Creatures (27/50)

Reward: Anti-Horny Shield

Mission: Complete 250 Bonks (89/250)

Reward: Bonk Wave

Mission: Complete 100 Slaying Bonks (35/100)

Reward: Bonk Crusher

He was quite satisfied with the progress, considering he arrived in this world only a few days ago. A week hadn't even passed and he managed to gain some power enough to protect himself.

Suddenly, Aran's voice echoed in his ears as the guy was standing not far from him.

"I see. Luckily, there are only five deaths and seven injured. The rest have minor injuries. Considering the scale of this fight and the preparation we had, we should be thankful for this kind of development.

"There's also the fact that the town isn't burned by the goblins." Aran nodded with a smile, feeling happy with the development. "As expected, it's thanks to Albert. Where is he?"

Albert instinctively turned around when Aran called him while the guy Aran talked to pointed at him.

Their eyes intertwined as Aran immediately walked toward him with a smile. "Albert. Thank you so much! Without you, I wouldn't be able to defeat the Goblin General."

"No, no. I did what I needed to do. In fact, the only reason I could defeat the Goblin Shaman was due to you taking their attention."

"You're very humble as usual." Aran smiled. "Still, we're going to have a party to celebrate this victory. I hope you can join. I know that you're planning to leave the town… So, this is going to be your farewell party as well…

"Let's drink…" Aran patted his shoulder with a smile. "You're today's hero!"

"Well, I just want my reward. After learning about other towns, I want to start my journey as soon as possible. To be honest, I want to leave right now." Albert scratched the back of his head.

"You still need money, right? Don't worry. I will ask the guild to handle your matter as soon as possible. With the wolf subjugation, you should be able to receive ten silver coins at the very least.

"I will make sure you get everything before dawn. So, let's drink together for one last time." Aran smirked.

When he heard about drinking, a genius idea flashed in his mind.

'Wait a minute. If I pretend to be drunk, can I use this as a reason to bonk them? They won't realize it's me and I can bonk all these people. Not all of them, but I am sure I can bonk many people before they manage to stop me.'

With that brilliant idea in his head, Albert smirked and nodded furiously. "I understand. Let's drink!"

Aran smirked and raised his hand. "Everyone. We can let the rest deal with the corpses. Let's all drink and celebrate this victory!"

"Ooh!"

Little did they know or little did Alisa know, the Lustville Town would soon undergo a great change.