NOVEL NEXT Chapter 13: Devoured by the Loli P-Cup...! / His Excellency Buys Clothes
【The next morning, in the bedroom】
“――Come on, Rahmu♡ You have a small body, so you must relax your muscles properly! If it comes to this, I’ll hold your shoulders down and thrust in all at once, here, swoosh♡!”
“Ngyaaaahhhhhhhhーーーーーー!!?!!?♡”
…Eeeh～～really now～～～…!
Yes, it’s Alvatros-kun.
When I woke up in the morning, I was thoroughly devoured by Loli P-Cup Rahmu-chan.
“Ah, good morning, Captain His Excellency♡ As for this new female, Nina will take on the role of her nurturing sister and ease her into it, so please enjoy making children with the little girl!♡”
Like you could ever enjoy that, idiot! If someone like you became a mother, the kids would be pitiable!
“Rahmu, don’t worry, I’ve been making sure the captain stays hydrated with breast milk while asleep. It comes out in such huge amounts that it might create a puddle on the bed, but don’t be shocked and pull away, okay?♡”
“Nyahaaaa～～～～♡ Too excellent nyahaaa～～～♡ Nyah♡ Nyah♡ Nyahaaa!♡”
…Waving a 130cm weapon back and forth, Rahmu comes pressing in, hips grinding, and cries out, “Baby～～～♡” Nina, too, seems to be having fun, whispering encouragement, “Just like that, just like that♡” right by his ear.
“When this is over, I’m next, okay～～！♡”
I’m going to be up against these two culprits every morning from now on…!?
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【In the city streets at noon】
“There’s something we need to do besides expanding our defenses. Do you know what it is?”
“Making babies!”
Alright, Rahmu-chan, let’s keep quiet now, shall we～.
“Nina, explain it to him.”
“Yes, Your Excellency. Our Alvatros territory aims to not be expelled from the country prematurely by striving to be the top territory in terms of military power, economic strength, and happiness.”
Exactly.
That way, the country will start saying, “Alvatros-kun is excellent! The best noble ever, we love you!” and they’ll like me for sure. Nufufufu.
Aiming for the idol of the military department, Bowman-kun’s position! ((※Bowman-kun. A boy soldier with an angelic charm and a girl-like face, beloved by everyone, but was taken prisoner by the Innsmouth tribe during the “Atlantis Ocean Liberation War.” The discovered body was just his head, soaked in filth.))
“Your Excellency is strongly focused on the development of this land. Thus, first preparing robust defenses and weapons, and as a result, showing the achievement of annihilating the Urus Kingdom’s army with a small force.”
“Ugh… Speaking as someone on the receiving end, it was truly an incredible force…!”
Ah, yes. Rahmu-chan was completely riddled with crossbow bolts, a firsthand experience indeed.
“And after enhancing military power, Your Excellency is thinking of boosting economic strength.”
“Exactly, Nina. I shall pet you for that.”
“Ahfu…!♡”
Sometimes, I have to give her a treat to keep her from getting too scared.
“Sorry… I was so happy, I accidentally leaked a little…!”
What are you doing…
“[Creation Art Formula], [Contamination Removal]. …I’m honored you’re pleased, but be more careful in the future.”
“Yes…♡”
Sigh, she likes me too much, it’s troublesome…!
Weird, right? Normally, being liked by a fifteen-year-old silver-haired L-cup beauty would make one ecstatic, but add the “war criminal hated by the neighboring country” trait, and it feels like I’d be lifted to heaven in a different sense…!
“I understand how you feel, Nina. The moment I gave my virginity to His Excellency, the greatest male, I leaked out of pain and overwhelming joy.”
“Ufufu, that was a squirt, which is a bit different from pee♡”
Stop the silly talk in broad daylight, you war criminals.
“…Back to the topic. To increase economic power, we need to attract people from outside our territory and have them spend money here. For that, we need to make the city appealing.”
That’s where… I pointed at Rahmu.
“What!?”
“The best way to judge if it’s appealing is to have you, an outsider, take a look. So, Rahmu, I’ll show you around the Alvatros territory’s city for today.”
“Nyah～～～! I’m so happy!”
Rahmu-chan jumped up and down excitedly.
Ugh, cute! This is age-appropriate cuteness!
If only she didn’t have the political minefield trait of crushing the prince’s manhood under nationalistic ideology, she’d be perfect!
Ah, but then, Rahmu-chan wouldn’t be Rahmu-chan anymore! HAHAHAHA!
“Ah, jumping around made my seed leak! What should I do, Nina～!”
“What a waste! In that case, I’ll suck it up, slurp slurp slurp slurp~!”
“Brilliant idea! Hyaa~!♡”
Ah, yes! I really can’t stand these ladiesーーーー!
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“First, let’s take you to a clothing store. We need to get Rahmu some clothes.”
“Noda~!”
Currently, Rahmu was only wearing a simple garment made from a large piece of cloth.
Her original clothes were torn to shreds by crossbows and burns.
“Ah, but Rahmu doesn’t have any money…”
“Don’t worry about it. I’ll pay. Now that you’re my subordinate, I can’t let you go around looking shabby.”
Especially since she’s a girl of a certain age.
“Ufufu, as expected, your Excellency is kind!”
“Kind noda!”
This is to maintain the dignity of my position!
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【At the clothing store on the main street】
“Ah, the great star of the Black Wing Mountain shining in the sky, our Captain…! Thank you for coming.”
“Ah (That greeting is unnecessary).”
The one who greeted me was Martha-san, the owner of the clothing store.
By the way, she was also a member of my subordinates, serving as a medic.
“I apologize for the sudden visit and not being able to prepare a proper welcome. Especially since I’ve not been of much use as a medic…”
Ah. Since becoming a lord, I’ve mostly been healing everyone with [Creation Art Formula].
“Don’t worry about it. The current situation demands rapid development, so I’m using my magic, but if it continues like this, medical technology won’t advance, and it will become a magical burden. Eventually, I’ll give you a chance.”
“Fufu, it’s better if medics like us aren’t needed, right?”
“Indeed.”
Smiling with a trusted comrade.
— Ah, this is it, this! This is what human conversation should be like!
Feeling comfort in talking.
It’s not “chatting” when those war criminal females start blabbering about offspring and mating; it’s just “crying”! It’s just scary!
Ah~~~ It feels like I’ve had a real conversation for the first time in a while~~~!
“My life is fulfilling now. I was able to fulfill my dream of opening a clothing store after returning from the battlefield. And to think you made me the owner of a store…”
“Huh, it’s a natural reward for following me. Now, Martha of the clothing store, today I want to prepare clothes for her.”
“Noda~!”
Rahmu, energetically bouncing around. Be careful moving too much in that garment; it reveals too much.
“Ara ara! This child is one of the war criminals that Captain accepted the risk to take in…”
“…Ah, yes.”
And I didn’t know the risks involved with Nina and her, damn it!
“Understood. Rahmu-san, we can make any clothes you desire. Thanks to the support from the great merchant Trude Tot Tote-sama, we have a large quantity of fabric.”
“Trude!? Oh, the immortal witch known as the empire’s greatest merchant! Captain, you’re acquainted with such a person!?”
“Indeed. The Captain has a history of rescuing her from rampaging soldiers.”
Trude, huh? I owe her a lot this time.
My [Creation Art Formula] isn’t omnipotent. To create something, I need materials, and if I don’t understand the process to completion, I can’t make it.
For example, I can make fabric from silkworm threads, but I can’t dye it because I don’t know how to make the dye. Even if I learn it hastily, it won’t match the quality of a professional.
“I must thank Trude again then. Now, Rahmu, what kind of outfit would you like?”
Taking out a notepad and pen, I’ve acquired rapid sketching skills for image training with my [Creation Art Formula]. It’s surprisingly useful.
“Based on your request, I’ll sketch it out, have Martha cut the fabric for a trial fitting, and then I’ll use [Creation Art Formula] for the final sewing. That’s how we’ll complete a dress.”
Thanks to this combo, we can mass-produce ready-made clothes.
Even when suddenly responsible for 2,000 poor people, we didn’t suffer from a lack of clothing.
“Captain is amazing! Then, Rahmu wants an Urus women’s floral dress!”
“Hohou.”
I know it because we’ve invaded the kingdom before.
An Urus women’s floral dress is similar to what we call a maid outfit here, and its design is almost like a Cheongsam.
I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or if there’s another transmigrant who designed it, but it’s easy to imagine.
I quickly sketched Rahmu in my notepad, dressing her in a Cheongsam.
“Ah, Rahmu doesn’t like tight clothes. It’s okay if my breasts are exposed.”
I see, breasts exposed, and… what?
“But I don’t want anyone other than the Captain to see my nipples, so stick something on them. Oh, a lucky charm would be good!”
“A charm…”
In the Urus Kingdom, charms are those things stuck on the foreheads of Jiangshi.
“For now, I’ve drawn it…”
In my notepad, there was a sketch of Rahmu in a Cheongsam with her breasts exposed, with only charms on her nipples.
This is an erotic illustration, isn’t it!? You want to walk around town in such a lewd outfit!?
“This will make the Captain totally smitten!”
“You…”
Ah~~~ This troublesome little pervert.
That’s why you’re a war criminal, getting yourself nearly killed for your foolishness.
Hey, Nina, as her senior, give her a warning.
“Wait a minute, Rahmu!”
“Nina…?”
That’s right.
“I too intend to seduce the Captain! Please, could you make the chest area and the skirt of the maid outfit even shorter!”
And you, you lecherous blanket!