Chapter 11: Shatter the Twisted Ideology with the 35cm Alvatros Cannon!
【Tragic News】Me, Treating the Loli P-Cup Gently, But My Subordinate Was Torturing Her【Ignoring the Treaty and Unleashing Havoc on the Battlefield! Wait, My Subordinate Did Something? (Lol)】
“Damn it, is this supposed to be funny?!”
“Nina, what are you doing? (Seriously, what the hell!?)”
“Oh, it’s the dazzling star of the Black Wing Mountains and our respected Captain Alvatros! Good morning!” “Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!?”
“…Good morning (This isn’t the time for that!?)”
No, no, no, Nina-chan!? While greeting with a cute smile, she’s lighting a blue flame at her fingertips and grilling a girl! Can you stop doing that, please? Miss P is screaming!
“Thought you were missing this morning…”
“Oh, my apologies! I will prepare your seminal release immediately!♡”
Don’t start undressing your maid outfit! Grilling a girl while your L-cup spills out. What kind of play is this!?
“…I’m asking about the situation. What are you doing to the prisoner…?”
The Sofia Treaty regulates prisoner treatment. Negotiation and interrogation are allowed, but torture is generally prohibited. Sure, a few punches as a “slightly harsh interrogation” happen, but burning half of the body with fire is too much… That’s a war crime…
“Depending on your answer, I might seriously dispose of you…”
Nina, whom I recently admired for her strength, is still terrifying. If she becomes a liability who disobeys orders, even I would have to take action.
“Ha…! Let me explain everything in order.”
Startled by the word “dispose,” Nina looks down at the half-dead beast girl.
“This morning, I found her awake. She claims to be ‘Rahmu, daughter of the Zukakipp Border Count.'”
“What?”
The daughter of a kingdom’s border count. That explains why she’s on the battlefield so young. The kingdom, being predominantly of beast people, is extremely meritocratic. Nobles’ children must demonstrate their capabilities on the battlefield, similar to Japan’s old customs.
“Hmm… I understand the kingdom’s customs, but to send children to war… Well, that’s Zukakipp’s educational policy. Continue, why did you torture her?”
“Ha. She must be well-informed about the enemy’s state because she’s a noble’s daughter. Initially, I intended a peaceful interrogation, but…”
Rahmu, suffering from burns, suddenly looked at me with widened eyes and yelled,
“Perish, inferior species!”
“Uh!”
She lunged at me, despite being tied to a chair, aiming for my groin with her bite!
“You… (Eeeek!?)”
I narrowly dodged. Rahmu, a beast child with white dog ears and a tail, had sharp canine teeth. A bite from her would be catastrophic.
“Ughhh…! You’re Alvatros, aren’t you…? The one who’s been destroying our noble beast people…! Just perish already…!”
Rahmu glared at me with bloodshot, rabbit-like red eyes.
“So, inferior species, huh… (That’s hurtful, you know…!?)”
Yes, maybe I’m inferior. I’m socially awkward, not good at conversation, and wanted to be a charming, witty officer like in American movies, but I ended up a cold, unapproachable military man. A world full of men like me would indeed be darker. So, in that sense, I’m inferior.
But, being verbally abused by a small girl other than a thirteen-year-old…
“Captain, since waking up, she’s been like this. Saying, ‘Castrate Alvatros,’ or ‘I’ll plant superior beastman seed in your rear,’ extremely offensive and twisted. Utterly unpleasant…!”
“And that led to torture?”
“Ha… No, Captain! Not at all!”
You almost said “yes” just now!
“Look, she’s been screaming and thrashing, reopening over ten arrow wounds. Fearing she’d bleed out, I performed ’emergency treatment’ by cauterizing the wounds.”
Hmm, that’s one way to look at it…
Indeed, the floor is covered in blood, and Rahmu-chan’s burned wounds are festering and spreading.
Nina’s explanation isn’t entirely wrong.
“So it looked like you were interrogating while burning her skin?”
“Just casual conversation during treatment. I was trying to relax her by talking.”
“Why didn’t you call a medic?”
“I panicked at the sight of her blood and forgot. It was a genuine mental lapse, so I don’t think it violates the treaty. And I did perform proper hemostasis, so there’s no issue there.”
So, she’s a deliberate offender? She knew what she was doing, that’s terrifying!
“Captain Alvatros! For the empire and, above all, for you, I’m prepared to do whatever is necessary! Our immediate enemy is the neighboring Urus Kingdom. After our recent annihilation of the border count’s forces, they’re bound to retaliate. We urgently need live intelligence on Urus, and, incidentally, since this girl’s ideology infuriates me, a ‘slightly harsh interrogation’ was necessary!”
No, you’re mixing personal feelings into this! A mix of loyalty to me and hatred towards Rahmu for her insults is dangerous…
“Ha… I understand the situation and your reasoning. As always, Nina, you’re well-versed in the laws of war crimes.”
“Th-thank you! I’ve been studying hard to commit war crimes without causing you trouble, Captain!”
Don’t sparkle your eyes like that. I’m being sarcastic!
“…Now, I’ll speak directly to the prisoner, Rahmu. Nina, stay quiet for a while.”
“Mmmph!”
Now, let’s deal with this P-cup loli.
“Dieeee…! Inferior dick, perish!”
Rahmu, face down on the floor (her chest acting as a cushion so she doesn’t seem hurt), continues with her scary remarks.
“Inferior ddddick!”
Right, no room for negotiation with her from the start. In that sense, I should thank Nina. If I had approached her as initially planned, she would’ve bitten me…
“Let’s start with an introduction. My name is.”
“Inferior dick!”
“…Alvatros.”
Seriously, I’m starting to dislike this girl…
“Ha. Let’s start with a health check. Rahmu, are your wounds hurting?”
“Ah! That Nina woman shoved her fingers in my arrow wounds and set them on fire! Is she insane!?”
Ah, yeah, I agree. Why do I have such a subordinate? Well, Rahmu isn’t exactly in a position to criticize others. She’s endured quite a lot.
“You’re tough.”
“I am tough!”
“Good, you’re talking. Let’s move to casual conversation. What’s your favorite food?”
“Inferior dick!!!”
“…And your least favorite?”
“Inferior dick!!! Die!!!”
No use.
She’s not interested in conversation at all. Her mind is filled with thoughts of biting off my… yeah.
“Fucking dieeee! Superior beast people should rule this world, but everything’s been chaos since you appeared! Dieee!”
“I see…”
This bust-to-height ratio girl seems to hold an “ethnic supremacy” ideology.
Occasionally, you find people like that. Racial differences are far more pronounced in this world than in my previous life. Humans without distinctive features, beast people with animal traits, elves attuned to nature, dwarves, Innsmouths… tracing back history, there are even more diverse races.
As a result, they’re all divided into countries, fiercely fighting each other.
“Ha… (What was the creator, ‘Goddess Sophia,’ thinking?)”
Creating such physical differences among species inevitably leads to conflict.
Did the creator want an interspecies battle royale to determine the strongest? That’s absurd.
“What are you sighing about!? Have you reflected on your sins and decided to become a female and bear beast men’s children!?”
“Like I would.”
…This twisted world has given birth to ideologists like Rahmu-chan.
Firmly believes her race is superior and envisions a brighter future with their prevalence – yet she’s nothing but trash seeking to dominate other ethnicities.
“I won’t forgive you, Alvatros! You are a great sinner, closing the future of the world! If our Urus Kingdom had united the world with superior beast people, imagine how wonderful the future would have been!”
As she passionately made her case, I contemplated secretly eliminating her when Nina suddenly spoke.
“Mmmph, mmmph, mmmph, mmmph!”
“What is it, Nina? You can speak.”
“Phew! That girl’s assertions are completely absurd!”
Rahmu’s eyes widened in shock.
“What’s absurd!? Beast people have superior physical abilities compared to you earless ones! We might be considered less intelligent, but brute force can compensate for that! No matter how smart someone is, they’ll die if beaten!”
“True, beast people’s abilities are impressive.”
“Wha!?”
To Rahmu’s surprise, Nina acknowledged her point but continued with a ‘however.’
“Then why did the beast-ruled Urus Kingdom lose to our empire? Isn’t that strange for a superior race?”
“That’s… different! Until a few years ago, the empire was on the brink! Our Urus Kingdom was supposed to be number one! But then…”
“But then?”
“Since that man Alvatros rose to power, we’ve been losing consistently – ugh…”
Rahmu’s face fell. My hard-fought comeback is a sore point for her.
“Ah, Rahmu. Doesn’t that mean the beast race isn’t the most superior? The reality is different, isn’t it?”
“Shut up, Nina! The kingdom may have lost, but that doesn’t mean you earless are superior! The true superior ones are…”
“Right. Our Captain Alvatros!”
“!?”
Nina’s eyes shone ecstatically.
“Listen, Rahmu, isn’t determining superiority based on species futile? As you said, while beast people are strong, they lack wisdom. There are often cases of collapsing before a battle due to calculation errors in troop strength or misunderstanding orders.”
“Ugh…”
“On the other hand, we humans are not the most powerful. We have high stats across the board but are physically inferior to beast people, have less sensory ability than elves, and have less environmental adaptability than dwarves… Jack of all trades, master of none. That’s why all neighboring states nearly crushed us. Are we a superior race?”
But Nina roared with renewed vigor.
“But our Captain Alvatros is different! He excels in all abilities, achieving miraculous victories in every battle where defeat seemed certain! Against beast people in the ‘Western Front,’ cunning elves in the ‘Fiona Forest Melee,’ and desperate dwarves in the ‘Lead Poison Lake Retake’! He’s won them all! Could the beast people do that? If the most excellent person from your country were in his place, could they achieve the same?”
“That’s… impossible!”
“Of course, it’s impossible! But Captain Alvatros can do it! He can achieve what no other race in this world can! Captain Alvatros can do it! Captain Alvatros can do it! Can’t he!?”
“Hiuh!?”
“So, if we’re talking about true superiority, shouldn’t it be determined individually, not by species? If we want to fill the world with superior beings, shouldn’t it be Captain Alvatros’s children we bear!?”
“Hiyaaaah!?!?”
Nina, what are you saying!? Using me to refute ethnic supremacy ideology!
I don’t want to father children around the world! I just want a simple life in a family home with a modest wife!
“So, beasts are the best… but, the empire… no, Alvatros has pushed back…”
“Right. Rahmu, your ethnic supremacy ideology isn’t entirely wrong. You just misidentified the entity to uphold.”
“Which is Alvatros?”
“Exactly. Look at his face. Is there anyone more handsome than him?”
“Ugh, no…”
Don’t fall for it based on looks, Rahmu-chan!
“Ughh, but still! He’s a sorcerer! Even if he’s talented in magic, his physical abilities are surely below beast people’s! Acknowledge such a man as the most superior?!”
“Wait a minute!”
In an instant, Rahmu-chan sprung up with an incredible leap!
Her amazing jumping ability was likely due to the energy generated by her 130cm P-cup acting like springs.
Before I could react, she bit towards my groin – but unexpectedly, there was no pain. Instead, Rahmu-chan fell to the floor, trembling and clattering her jaw. What happened?
“My teeth almost broke from the hardness… And the size…!”
I looked down – oh no, it had become… larger!
“Amazing, Captain Alvatros! Realizing you couldn’t dodge, you stood firm to face the challenge! Such accurate and calm judgment!”
“A truly manly decision!”
It was just a coincidence! It’s probably because this is usually when Nina does her lewd antics. It’s become a habit, damn it!
“The hardness and size… It’s… it’s…”
“Be astounded, Rahmu. Normally, our captain’s size is an exceptional 20cm, but when fully aroused, it reaches 30cm! And it can support my full weight of 55kg, a steel-like masterpiece!”
“30cm! Supports 55kg!?”
“And at its limit, it records 35cm! Moreover, this size keeps increasing daily!”
“…And then, Rahmu collapsed from the shock.”
She lay face down on the floor, sobbing and murmuring, “I was wrong…”
“Alvatros… My ideology was twisted. The seed that should truly be spread is yours…”
“Look, she’s reformed! Well done, Captain Alvatros!”
No, it’s not good at all, you idiots!
“Great… magnificent…”
Shut up!