Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

I’m slow! All the Red Envelopes are gone!

I’m slow! All the Red Envelopes are gone!

I’m slow…

When tens of thousands of members tried to snatch Red Envelopes together, the chances of snatching even one Red Envelope would be close to zero.

“Damn! These guys must have been training hard at snatching Red Envelopes! I have not snatch any Red Envelope for some time. Now, I can’t even lay my hands on one Red Envelope!”

Ten minutes had passed. Chen tried his best to snatch at least one Red Envelope, but he got nothing so far. This is crazy.

“Chen, can you please help me move the huge box over there? I can’t move it on my own.”

Lin was walking out from the room with bunch of stuff in her hands.

“Alright, let me move it.” Chen nodded. Then, he threw his cellphone on the table and walked into the room. Since he failed to snatch any Red Envelopes, might as well help Lin move her stuff. But, Chen was stunned when he came out of the room with the box in his hand. Lin was holding his cellphone, tapping rapidly on the screen.

“You…What are you doing?” Chen was incredibly nervous. That cellphone was his biggest secret!

“I’m helping you to snatch Red Envelopes.”

While snatching Red Envelope, Lin asked, “What kind of group is this? There are so many Red Envelopes falling down!”

“Erm…”

With his quick wits, he said, “This is one of the games that I’m currently playing. All these Red Envelopes are not real.”

“I see. That’s what I thought as well. The names of the members in this group are so quirky. The Red Envelopes are pretty weird as well.” Lin nodded. She did not think too much of it.

Well, Lin has never been interested in playing games. Also, she did not have much experience in snatching Red Envelope. That is why she did not see anything odd about this “game”.

Chen was relieved when Lin believed him.

He asked casually, “Did you get any Red Envelopes?”

“Yeap, I managed to snatch three Red Envelopes.” Lin nodded and said.

“What?! Three?!” Chen’s eyeballs almost fell on the ground when he heard Lin’s reply. He had tried his best to snatch at least one Red Envelope, but, he had returned empty handed. Lin had just spent a short time snatching Red Envelopes but she already got three Red Envelopes in her hands. That’s ridiculous!

“Come and check it out if you don’t believe in me.” Lin handed the cellphone back to Chen.

He put down the box and took the cellphone from Lin. There were three new notifications.

[Congratulations! You have snatch a Red Envelope from Black Snake Demon King. You have received a book; The Secret of a Million Poisons. It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Luohan, The Dragon Conqueror. You have received a book; The Ultimate Staff of Luohan. It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Yanwang. You have received a Spirit Cage. It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]

“Damn son! Three freaking Red Envelopes! Babe! You are my lucky star!”

Chen was so excited that he hugged Lin tight. He swung her around. Then, he propped her up against the wall. Chen put his lips on Lin’s lips.

“Hmm…”

The kiss was so sudden that Lin had no idea on how to respond to it. Soon, all the anxiety, shyness, and confusion was gone from the air. All she felt was unlimited sweetness from Chen. Lin responded by putting her hand around Chen’s waist. Her tongue moved around Chen’s tongue passionately as well.

This sudden act of intimacy went on smoothly. Chen moved her hand to Lin’s shirt. He wanted to unbutton her shirt and go for the best part.

*Ring*

*Ring*

*Ring*

Chen’s cellphone rang during this crucial moment. He hung up the call but it rang again after a few seconds. The call completely ruined the moment.

“You should pick up the call. I think it’s concerning the property.” Lin bit her lower lip and tidied her shirt up at the same time.

“Jing Fei! You asshole! I will let you know the consequences of ruining my intimate moment!” Chen was really unhappy. The caller’s number was completely unfamiliar to Chen, it was not Jing Fei.

“Hello. Is this Chen Xiaobei?”

It was Dongfang Yangwei’s voice on the other side of the phone.

“Tell me your whereabouts right now if you are a real man!”

“What do you want?!” Chen said coldly. His body was burning with the fire of anger.

He was so close. However, this son of the b*tch just ruined the moment. This is madness!

“Let’s have a talk! I want to know your location! Don’t be a pussy! I don’t want to look down on you!” Dongfang was taunting Chen.

Chen was so angry. He shouted coldly, “I’m at Ms Lin’s house right now! You want to negotiate, right? I’ll be here waiting for you! Remember to bring more people with you!”

“Alright! You have balls of steel! Wait there!” Dongfang roared. Then, he hung up on the call.

“Who’s that?” Lin asked worriedly.

“It’s that son of the b*tch, Donfang Yangwei!” Chen said.

“Did he just demand to negotiate with you here?” Lin asked shockingly.

Chen shook and said, “That son of the b*tch will not come here personally. He must be lying on the cozy bed in the hotel right now. He’s such a greedy bastard! He wanted to kill me and hit on you at the same time.”

“We should go now! He will definitely send the people from the Black Tiger gang to deal with you! Don’t put yourself in unnecessary danger.” Lin said anxiously.

“Nope. We will not leave this place.”

Chen shook and said calmly, “That b*tch wanted to kill two birds with one stone. I will make sure he does not succeed. Also, I want to make him to pay for his own actions!”

“But…” Lin was still very worried.

“Babe, don’t you worry. I know what to do.”

Chen smiled and said calmly, “You can continue to pack your stuff first. Let me check on the group…I mean my game first.”

“Alright.” Lin was really obedient. Also, she trusted Chen completely. She nodded and went back into the room.

Chen took out his cellphone quickly. Then, he opened his treasure chest.

Ding!

[The Secret of Million Poisons is written by the Black Snake Demon King. It lists the formulas of ten thousand and eight types of poison. Do you wish to withdraw it?]

Ding!

[The Ultimate Staff of Luohan. It is written but Luohan the Dragon Conqueror. The basics of Luohan staff combat is written in it. Do you wish to withdraw it?]

Ding!

[The Spirit Cage is an item from hell. It can be used to trap low level spirits. With the help of Buddhist’s ritual, low-level spirits can be purified. Do you wish to withdraw it?]

“Nice! Three good items in one go!”

Chen thought, “I don’t have any use for poison right now. Also, there’re not spirit here for me to capture. Let me take a look at the Ultimate Staff of Luohan first.”

Withdraw!

Along with the flash, the Ultimate Staff of Luohan book appeared in Chen’s hand.

“This book isn’t that thick. I should be able to master it in ten minutes.”

Chen started to read on the book. Since he had consumed the Holy Pill of Wen Qu, he stopped worrying about learning. All he need to is take a glance at the book. Everything would be learned in a very short time. Easy!

After ten plus minutes, Chen already mastered the Ultimate Staff of Luohan.

“This is actually quite fun. I hope that I can put it to use soon!”

Suddenly, Chen heard a loud noise outside.

“Chen Xiaobei! You bastard! Come the f*ck out!”