Volume 105 [Brother Chun · Prodigal Son · Uncle]
Xifeng Company, Chairman's Office.
The uncle smoked a cigarette and laughed loudly: Yangyang, you don't know. The operator of Focus Interview is crazy. There is a woman who keeps crying and begging us to let her go. She didn't ask the clues of the case in the end. Just chatted with us and said that the operators of the entire column are suffering from anxiety attacks, and their palms sweat as soon as they answer the phone. Last weekend, they also went to the hospital together to see a psychiatrist. The doctor told them to rest more and everything was fine. Listen to music, walk outside to relax, and then each of them prescribed a bottle of sleeping pills. Hahahaha...
I'm telling you all of this? Song Weiyang couldn't help laughing.
As long as they don't talk about Zhong Dahua, they are willing to talk about anything. They also said that they have sent reporters to make unannounced visits. They disclosed it in violation of regulations. The uncle said cheerfully.
No, where did you hire hundreds of people in such a short period of time? Song Weiyang was a little surprised.
The uncle said modestly: They are all friends.
Song Weiyang said, That's Jianzhou City, not Rongping City.
My uncle breathed out the smoke and said, I'm not bragging. There are few cities around Fangyuan that I'm not familiar with. Well, there are mainly dance halls, ice rinks, billiard rooms, game halls, and karaoke halls. I have these places everywhere. Friend. This time I brought the money and gathered 500 people in one day. If you have banknotes, everyone calls me 'Brother Chun'!
Well, my uncle's real name is Guo Xiaochun.
How do you guarantee that those 500 people will not be lazy on the phone all the time? Song Weiyang asked.
Do you want me to guarantee it? The uncle laughed, The phone bill is so expensive. Now they are allowed to call casually, and they still call Focus Interview. Each one is more active than the other. I don't need to supervise it at all. Let me tell you. , Two of the operators in Focus Interview are female, and their voices are very pleasant. Everyone also made a bet that whoever can call the female operator once, and the others will give him 1 yuan. There is a guy who calls I went in twice and made nearly 1,000 yuan in half a day.
talent!
The uncle continued to talk non-stop: Yangyang, let me tell you, those people can't stop at all. Several of them are addicted to calling. They all call without paying me, and one of them wants to talk to the female operator. He even asked which school other people graduated from. He is a college student who just graduated. He is only 23 years old and has a registered permanent residence in the capital. Even when he asked for his name and private phone number, the female operator beat her to death and refused to say anything.”
Awesome!
Hahahaha, the uncle laughed loudly, When I came back, that buddy had already packed his luggage and was ready to go to the capital. He said that he would go directly to the TV station to meet the female operator. Like his daughter, he couldn't sleep without hearing that sound.
Song Weiyang suppressed a smile and said, I have an idea.
Thousands of miles of marriage are connected by a thread. If they can achieve good things, I will give him a big red envelope at that time, hahaha, the uncle covered his stomach and waved his hands, No, that dude looks infatuated, I think it's funny .”
Song Weiyang said: Uncle, if you live in 20 years, you must be the commander of the million-dollar navy.
What is the captain of the navy? The uncle didn't understand.
It's okay, I'll just say it casually. Song Weiyang smiled.
Boom boom boom!
Please come!
With the document under his arm, Chen Tao twisted his waist in: What are you talking about? You are so happy to talk.
Hey, Taozi is here, let me tell you... The uncle suddenly turned to look at Song Weiyang, as if asking if he could tell.
Song Weiyang said helplessly: Tell me, Sister Taozi is not an outsider. If you don't find someone to tell the truth, you will definitely be suffocated, but don't say it outside.
As soon as it seemed to be a secret, Chen Tao suddenly became interested, and quickly promised: Tell me quickly, I will never spread it to the outside world.
Chen Tao can still be trusted, she is very strict with her mouth.
The uncle told the story again in high spirits, and said proudly: Zhong Dahua must be dead this time, even gods can't save him.
How can you be so bad, you have paralyzed the hotline of other column groups, hahahaha, Chen Tao wanted to laugh when she thought of the operator collectively seeing a psychiatrist, and women's focus is different, she asked, Uncle What does that friend who went to the capital do, is it possible to fall in love with the female operator?
As expected of a Qiongyao fan, what have you been thinking about all day long?
My uncle said: He just graduated from a high school, his parents are small cadres, and he spends his days doing nothing. This matter is probably unclear. He is a Beijing hukou, or a college student, and works in a TV station. How can he be admired.
Then maybe, what if he is moved by his infatuation? Chen Tao began to make up stories again.
Song Weiyang said solemnly: Well, if that dude can work hard for love, take a bachelor's degree by himself, and then find a proper job, maybe he can succeed. These days, chasing girls across provinces is too crazy, maybe the girl will be killed. Touched. The most important thing is that a person must be handsome, how does your friend look like?
Handsome, the thief is so damn handsome, he can be regarded as suave and suave, only a little bit worse than me. The uncle said shamelessly.
Chen Tao said: It's worse than you, so it's probably hopeless.
The uncle was anxious: You look down on me? My nickname is 'Rongping Guo Fucheng'!
I still like Andy Lau. Song Weiyang said happily.
Chen Tao said, Just as long as you are happy.
Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as your little girl. Uncle, I still have a date at the dance hall at night. The uncle left gracefully, walked two steps and then turned around and said, The phone call for Focus Interview has already happened in Jianzhou The rumors spread over there, and they are all big mouths. I guess, even if Zhong Dahua doesn’t know now, he will know in a few days, after all, the winery has a distributor there.”
Song Weiyang said: It's okay, just let him know, anyway, I won't admit to being involved in this matter anyway. By the way, is my uncle still short of money?
There is no shortage for the time being. The funds you gave are not used up. It is enough for me to be cool for a while, the uncle said with a smile. I thought I was not doing my job properly, let me tell you, I am considering opening a restaurant, I will learn from McDonald's in the future, and I will be the big boss by then!
Song Weiyang said: I think, brother-in-law, it's better for you to continue playing like this. Opening a chain restaurant is too inferior.
Are you afraid that I will lose money? Hey, you don't believe in my talent! The uncle was very upset.
Song Weiyang said: I don't believe in your personality. You only have one result when you open a restaurant. Every day, friends come to eat and drink for free. It is guaranteed that the restaurant will collapse in a month or two.
The uncle was stunned for a moment, and said with emotion: That's really the truth. Alas, it's troublesome if you have too many friends. Who made me too popular. Go, go, it seems that I can't do business in my life, unless Run to other provinces where there are no friends to develop. Life is as lonely as snow!
Who did you learn this coquettish talk from? Song Weiyang asked.
Gu Long, don't you read martial arts novels? My whole life is like Li Xunhuan, oh bah, no, my whole life is like Lu Xiaofeng, with friends everywhere and fans everywhere, but I'm a prodigal son who can't stop chasing freedom Footsteps... The uncle was full of emotion, and drifted away with a cigarette in his mouth.
Chen Tao was amused and giggled: Uncle is really interesting.
Don't mistake relatives, that's my uncle. Song Weiyang reminded.
Chen Tao gave him a sidelong glance, and said angrily: Just now I received a call, Mayor Huang asked you to meet!
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