chapter 7
7 – A heroine in front of me rather than a pr*stitute (1)
As soon as I returned to the camp, Captain Fjord led me and everyone to the place where the war merchants were.
Songgun merchants set up stalls in front of the wagons they brought and put food and drinks on them to sell.
“Come to sleep, mercenaries who fought hard in the war. Congratulations on your safe return today. In that sense, how about pork and a beer?”
“Five fairy tales in a glass of beer! Fairy tale chapter 5. Let’s drink a cold beer and heal all the fatigue of war!”
“15 Fairy tales for 1 pound of the king of savory sausages that you will not know even if one of them dies while eating them! I will give you 15 fairy tales!”
“Let’s choose, choose! They range from 1 silver to 10 gold. A sword broken on the battlefield? You can’t go out with a broken knife again. Because mercenaries are important. Good knives come at a decent price, so take this opportunity to get yourself a sharp new knife!”
In the game, after enduring a day in the war, there is often a commentary saying, “I went to a place where there were warlords and drank, and I had a good time.”
Seeing the warlord merchants in real life, it was interesting to see that they sold a lot more than I expected, from food, weapons, armor, to household items.
If there’s one problem, it’s that the price is so damn expensive that people say it’s absurd…
By what standard do you think a pint of beer costs five times more than a drink in most city inns? f*ck.
“Jack, give me a medium barrel of beer and 10 pounds of roasted pork leg for our new recruit and the teenage idiots to drink.”
Jack seems to be the owner of a regular shop in Fjord.
As soon as I heard that, I wondered why this was happening.
“What’s wrong with Fior, a miser? People say that if you do something you shouldn’t do, you’ll die. sh*t, is it time to turn around? Why is a bastard who usually doesn’t even pass a glass of beer to his subordinates so generously?”
“Oh, f*ck. Why are you doing this in front of a rookie, bastard? If you keep complaining like sh*t, are you going to buy it from someone else?”
“Oops, I get it. Okay. A 10-pound pork leg and an 8-liter barrel of beer cost 60 silver coins. Someone else would get 80 tickets, but since you’re giving it to me, it’s f*cking cheap, you bastard.”
“Yes, yes, the only thing I can trust is my hometown friends. It’s a f*cking baby. “
After a while, Jack handed me a large wooden tray of pork legs and a medium-sized oak barrel.
The original owner of the body I possessed, Martin, was in good physical strength, so he could only hold the tray with his left hand, so he held the barrel of beer in his right hand.
“Hey, isn’t the rookie heavy?”
Fjord has accepted me as a person for the past month since I came here, but he is a nobleman who has left me with all sorts of chores just because he is a newcomer.
Seeing that he is suddenly so nice to me and spending 60 silver coins in one night, I wonder if it’s time for me to look around, even though he really isn’t like that.
That’s also true, 60 silver coins is more than half of my monthly salary, and although Fjord earns 10 times more than I do, it must be quite a bit of money for him.
‘Ah, even though it was my first day, I performed well. You’re doing this with the thought of getting and eating those rice cakes.’
“It’s okay, Captain Ten. Aren’t I the youngest?”
“f*ck, what’s okay? The meat is yours, the beer is hey, Anton! Anton Where is this fledgling bastard? Damn, let Martin carry it alone. Are you buying without all the concepts? Would you like to get out of the back of the barracks after a while?
As Fjord suddenly began to crave it, Anton, who came three months before me, came with a wrinkled face and carried away a heavy beer keg.
He glanced at me in the middle and said, ‘f*ck, f*ck… Why did I take a new recruit as such a proud bastard…’, He muttered, so that he could hear everything, but I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear him.
When we got back to our barracks, Fior gave me about a fifth of a roast pork leg and said,
“Okay then, congratulations on the performance of Martin Mayer, our teenage recruit, and a toast!”
At the same time, all the Fjord teenagers clinked their glasses and started tearing meat and drinking beer.
“Damn it, f*ck it. It’s f*cking delicious. Damn, since you know this taste, you’re giving the bastards of the warlord merchants who have buried their conscience in the back garden of their hometown and eat them with extra money?”
“As the senior mercenary Miller said, even though war merchants are paid expensively, they sell decent food. I’m going to put off destroying the wagon of a warlord merchant who lags behind his mother and father.”
“Huh, you bastard. It seems like half a year ago that you joined me as a recruit, but have you been talking a little lately? Is your life as a f*cking mercenary over?”
“There are three successors under me. Please save your face.”
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been going around for a month and ate while chatting with people I’m kind of attached to, or because I’ve been fighting until my strength runs out.
It’s a lukewarm beer with not much carbonation left, but it tasted much better than the cold beer I had in Korea.
“Wow, f*ck. It tastes like this.”
As I muttered this, Fior, who was sitting next to me, put his arm over my shoulder and said,
“hahahahaha, eat as much as you want. How is it originally? It is a tradition of our mercenary corps that if a new recruit survives the first day of war, the captain of the 10th rank feeds them to their stomachs. If you want more, tell me. Jack’s pork leg is good, but Wilson’s sausage and cheese next to it is also salty.”
No matter how active I was, my attitude suddenly changed so favorably, and I pretended to be so close to you, so I thought I was pretending while eating.
“It’s okay, Captain Ten. That’s enough. They gave me two pounds’ worth, and I’m going to eat all of this and try to eat more.”
It’s grilled meat, and 2 pounds is 800 grams, so it’s quite a lot.
Fior said, filling my glass with beer.
“Really? I wanted to try the sausages that Wilson sells over there next to Jack, but damn. Putting more into the mouth of a bastard who can’t eat more is something you shouldn’t do. Okay, then just eat this far.”
Fior, who said it with regret, started talking about dirty things in a very loud voice to me and other teenage colleagues.
“Because I’m drinking like this here. My back hurts and I can’t stand it. Ha, I’m already going crazy wanting to touch the breasts of a year old. He was so big.”
“Captain, do you only look at your breasts and not your face? Sarah, she’s got big tits, doesn’t she have a pretty face? So, in my opinion, Fiole is the best. Your breasts are a bit small, but your face is pretty, aren’t you?”
“Oh my gosh, Miller Senior Mercenary. After I ate about 100 people, the milk is the best than the face. Every time I touch my heart, my heart is calm and calm. “
“It’s nice to just touch your breasts. What’s important is whether it’s big or small, it’s important to have a pretty face. And Fiole tightens there better than Sarah.”
When I was living in the military in Korea, I had never heard of such an explicit s*xual talk, but most of the mercenaries are rough men, so talking goes crazy.
I don’t have a single experience in my current life or when I lived in Korea, but hearing these stories makes my head dizzy.
And Karin was also uncomfortable with this, so she was quietly eating meat and beer while turning over the bookshelf alone, far away from the mercenaries.
In her battlefield, she shot and killed countless enemies while moving back and forth with a bow.
As I was dazed like that, Fior slapped me on the back and said.
“Are you f*cking interested in Karin? Our mercenaries don’t ask you to leave because you’re in a relationship. You’d better give up that b*tch Karin. I can’t even count the ones who confessed and got dumped on my 10 fingers.”
There are pretty and strong elves like that in the mostly male mercenaries, but of course there will be those who confess, and there must have been a lot of idiots like that idiot I can’t even remember the name of now, who just aim at me.
“That b*tch must be a virgin. The other b*tches in our mercenary corps often do it with other mercenaries, but Karin is a b*tch who has rejected anyone who tried to touch her.”
…… As soon as she entered the mercenary corps, she thought of her as a beauty that caught her eye from the moment she saw her, but her personality was cold and she had no experience with men, so I had my expectations.
A real virgin?
I just thought that I wanted to make that woman as hard as an iron wall my own, but her lower body was already heavy, so it seemed like she would get an erection, no, she had already stood up.
Fior looked down at it and smiled.
“Rookie, today the captain of the 10th rank will give you a year that is so damn good and pretty and has good skills to commemorate your performance. Would you like to take a pity?”
I don’t personally despise her pr*stitutes, but rather than having a relationship with them, I’d rather gather my own girls into a harem and have fun with them in it.
That’s also true, considering that the b*tch I let go of by f*cking teasing her waist is getting stuck in another guy’s dick the next day, no, right now, an hour later, that’s f*cking f*cking sh*t.
“I will only accept your heart. My first experience is with a girl I like.”
Hearing that, Fior grabbed his stomach and laughed.
“f*ck, I don’t know about female virgins, but male virginity rots and mold spreads on the dick. Follow me, I’ll show you f*cking heaven.”
After saying that, Fior tried to drag me away, but since I was a newcomer who had clearly proven my worth from the first day of battle, this much invitation could be cut like a knife.
“This is my taste, please respect me. Captain of the Ten.”
Fior asked with a look on his face as if his good intentions had been rejected.
“f*ck, tell me if you change your mind later. At that time, I will introduce you to a b*tch who will tell you what it means to feel good enough to make your dick fall out.”
After that, he took the other mercenaries and quietly disappeared.
Karin said as they left she came over to me and sat down and asked me.
“Newcomer, can you really not follow the Fjord Decai?”