Quit being a knight and become a mercenary

39 – Guerrero and Recruits

In a plain on the outskirts of the city that will be used as a temporary training ground, the puppies have already arrived and are buzzing in line.

“When you start training mercenaries, they tell you how to hold a spear on the first f*cking day, but why haven’t you given them a spear yet?”

“Asshole, you don’t have to start training before giving a spear or doing anything else.”

“f*ck, do you really have to say that? Be kind to your words. If you don’t want to get lost.”

Since they’ve just started training as mercenaries, they growl at each other as if they’ve become real mercenaries.

“I came here because the white beard mercenary said it was a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of

I’m sure they’ll give you unimaginably harsh training, right?”

“…… You were drunk yesterday I heard you can go back if you have the confidence to spit it out.”

“Ha, damn, I didn’t take pity for money back then. Because I put my brain on my dick, what is this?”

Swept away by the atmosphere, a variety of guys gathered in our mercenary corps, including cute cubs trembling.

Beside me, the baker in the red hat laughed.

“Isn’t it so cute how those chicks don’t cheep, platoon leader?”

“Is that so? Damn, I think I’m going to explode from now on when I think about how to make those laggards look like people.”

Old Baker began to laugh grotesquely, moving his fingers around strangely.

“Ah, we, who have fought together since the last battle under Count Salzheim, will become ‘assistant’ and help you, so what are you so worried about? Let go of your worries…”

Before he could finish his words, I dabbed him in the aura and punched him in the head.

The reason is simple, it’s because the bastard who has just taken off the meat shield ticket is not messing around.

“If you confront me too, I will turn it around like guerrilla training.

As soon as Baker heard that, he covered his mouth with his hands.

‘A quick and wise bastard at times like this.’

After kicking my tongue once, I went up to the temporary platform.

Even when I clapped my hands, they didn’t listen and kept talking.

Recruits who have just entered the military are filthy distracted and careless no matter which era or which world they go to.

“Watch out, you assholes who only know how to drink and have s*x!!”

As I shouted, their eyes turned this way, and I continued to speak with an aura so that the sound could be heard well in their ears.

“Nice to meet you, you idiots! I am Martin Mayer, the platoon leader of this white beard mercenary, and will guide you for two months and turn you into soldiers who can do their part.”

They looked at me with dazed eyes, then at each other’s faces.

Seriously, it’s like a recruiter’s idiot.

“I won’t say much. Depending on what you guys are doing, this platoon commander could be a demon who just came up from hell, or an angel who sprinkles meat and alcohol every day. So choose what you want!”

Although he said this, there was not a single teaching assistant or instructor like an angel in the army.

Of course, I will be like that, and it will remain that way in their memories.

Then, through the mercenary soldiers who acted as teaching assistants, I had those peeps teach the minimum rituals.

Basic movements such as attention, engrossed rest, side by side, arm’s length, attention, left and right.

‘I’d like to start with a round and round in my heart, but my stamina comes first.’

“Then, take a good look at the instructor’s movements from now on.”

I took out the short distance gymnastics in my head and showed all the moves from number 1 to number 14.

Looking at this, the new recruits giggled and giggled as if they thought the movement was a bit ridiculous even though it was nothing special.

“That level is f*cking easy. Damn, who can’t do that? I will do it even with my eyes closed. Can you f*cking train with that, damn it! Aren’t you just playing?”

“They let me go on the first day. I like it because it seems to go easy. “

“Ah, who can’t do that? If I have arms and legs, I’ll do everything except the asshole.”

Seeing that, I laughed madly inwardly.

Well, it’s really easy if you look at each action individually… Does any of these beeps really know what will happen if you repeat this infinitely in a row?

“Okay then, my teaching assistant will show you a demonstration while running together for the first 5 times. Let’s do it as it is, start with 30 high jumps! One two three four!”

Originally, when high jumping, there are many cases where you jump only once in one, two, three, one to three.

I have no intention of admitting that kind of thing, so I moved to FM, which runs shorter on the two and a little higher on the fourth.

The first 15 recruits were fairly easy, but…

“One, two, three, four, thirty… Heck, heck… f*ck, this sucks…”

After doing 30 exercises with weights on both hands and feet, everyone is out of breath and sweat pours like rain.

I drove the momentum and made gymnastics from number 1 to number 14 40 times each.

“…… Save me, f*ck… I’m a mercenary and I’m just going to die here… “

“My arm hurts… I can’t feel my legs, it’s f*cking f*cking…”

“Save me mom…”

All the soldiers have been pleading with their dying voices to get some rest, firing disgruntled eyes at me, but I had no intention of agreeing with those eyes.

“Everyone wake up! Go to bed and get ready for gym number 8!”

At that word, one of the new recruits couldn’t help but lie on his back and ran towards me.

“f*ck, it’s a f*cking baby! I think I’m going to die, but how can I do 8 more times here!”

I can understand how you feel…

‘I have to tell them that there’s no point in resisting, and that I’ll just get beaten up for fun so they’ll listen to me in the future.’

I waited for the guy running towards me until he came closer and twisted his body only slightly so that the guy who was swinging his fists would fall out when he couldn’t overcome his energy.

“Ugh.”

Then, while I grabbed him by the collar and raised him up, I put an aura on one of his hands.

He was tall and bulky, and I could lift it like a paper doll.

When I lifted it so lightly and even flirted with it, the new recruits noticed my superhuman strength and began to hum.

“Hey, f*ck you bastard. Didn’t you seem very easygoing because I’ve only been talking and never losing?”

One side of her face was ground on the dirt floor, and blood was flowing, and one eye was also swollen and could not be opened.

The parts of the clothes covering the elbows and knees were all torn, and blood was still flowing from the exposed flesh.

“Are you f*cking funny? Do you think this place is in the arms of a mother who listens to everything when she cries and rebels because she doesn’t want to do anything?”

“Oh no…”

“Should I tell you how far you can be beaten today without killing anyone and not breaking your bones? And tomorrow I’ll be covered in bruises and I’ll let you run a training session? Do you feel so f*cking cute? If you don’t like it, jump back to your seat and give it 5 seconds.”

When he returned to his seat, all eyes were on me.

“Ha, f*ck… It’s my first day, so I tried to make it a little easier today. You can’t possibly 50 gymnastics number 8, how many times?”

It’s because I saw that guy in front of me rebelling and then turning into a bloody paper doll.

Everyone answered with strained eyes and extraordinary determination.

“Fifty times!”

“The last count is not counted! Practice!”

“Evil!”

“One, two, three, one!”

They moved their legs left and right at my command.

Left, middle, right.

And where these guys struggle the most.

“One, two.”

The counting of commands stopped, and the trainees’ expressions began to harden.

“The legs, the legs… I’m getting numb… Help me, f*ck…”

“Aagh!”

“I feel like I’m going to be ripped apart, help me, no f*cking kill me…”

After counting one minute in my mind, I continued the command, and I repeated this twice.

Fortunately, the last slogan did not come out, but it was the first day, so in the sense of holding discipline and strengthening my stamina…

“Prepare for gymnastics No. 11, Everyone squat! No. 11 Gymnastics No. 30! How many?”

“No. 30!!!”

“Omit the last slogan! Practice!”

“Evil!”

Among the guys who moved at my command, moans of almost crying began to come out.

I’m sure they’ll have the urge to kill me after today’s training, and I’ll be a scum among them without a parent.

‘It’s much better to live a long life here and sweat a few drops.’

“Look at the action, is that the only thing you can do!”

“No!!!”

“Do your best! If you go to war, this much is nothing! The ritual training that will start in a week will be more difficult than this!”

“Evil!!!”

After completing number 11 of 30, all the soldiers fell to the ground sweating like rain.

“Help me, I really feel like dying…”

“I have no feeling in my arms and legs, am I going to die like this? Damn, I wanted to have more s*x…”

“Mom, Dad… “

Some of them even threw up on the ground.

“hehehe…”

I don’t want anyone to die after rolling any more.

And if you’ve made it this far on the first day, honestly, they’re a lot better than I expected.

“Such pitiful things, can you become a proper mercenary with just this level?”

“Evil!!! No!”

“Still, looking at your tails, I’m afraid I’ll lose if I roll any more, so I’ll take care of it. Thank Platoon Captain Martin for his mercy. Now everyone go in and rest!”

Smiles bloomed on the faces of the soldiers at the word rest.

“The platoon commander I saw today was disappointed with your training attitude, but I believe you will do better tomorrow.”

“Evil!”

I nodded.

“Okay, I’ll let you eat a lot of meat especially today. Everyone go in and eat and rest. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

After that, for two months, I ran like crazy without giving the new recruits time to think about guerrilla warfare, rituals, and physical training.

Shortly, we joined the war against the Kingdom of Montmartre on the side of the Rheinfalts Empire.

…… If the war so far was still a game played by following the rules, it will be a real dog fight from now on.