Pokemon The Mirage Of Illusions

Leaving my chair the Poliwhirl runs away in a quick waddle. 'I swear if he comes back with a young master character as a trainer I will literally eat a shoe.' Sitting back down and putting back on my.... 'He fucking took my shades!'

Looking around the frog is nowhere to be seen as the multiple groups of people and Pokemon obstruct my view. 'Whatever, he's lucky I'm in a good mood.' Sighing and laying back onto my beach chair and lifting a tanning reflector back into my face using my tail.

Just as I get comfortable I hear the mad stomping through the sand and a shadow comes over me. 'I swear if this guy is a rich kid with 2 or more cheerleaders I'm going to lose my shit.' Openning my eyes slowly they adapt to the shadow as I see a damn near perfect representation of a rice kid.

Blonde combed over hair, with light blue eyes, and a smooth face that looks like it could turn into a con man smile at an time. Combine that with the overly styled and conditioned Poliwhirl, there is a air of entitlement. "Hello, There seems to be a misunderstanding between yourself and my Poliwhirl Edward, could you please move?"

'If it wasn't for the twitching in his face I would've thought that to be genuine...'' Responding in the only universal language I shake my head no and lay back down. The Rich kid's smile fades slightly before he recovers and continues to speak.

"I do apologise if Edward was a little rude but if you so please I can give you something else in exchange?" His oddly clean hair doesn't ruffle in the slightest even in the warm beach breeze. 'Wow, he's really playing up his part! Maybe I could scam him...'

Making a confused face I tilt my head to the side as if to say "What in exchange?" "I'll give you the best thing money can buy for an esteemed Eevee such as yourself! I just so happened to have a extra Silk Scarf I bought from Olivine City and it would look absolutely dashing on you."

'Oh that's not bad, though its kinda suspious why's he going so far for a chair? A young master such as himself should be in a gazebo with fresh pina colada's and air conditioning.' To put up a face I nod my head excitingly at his sugestion and put a Vee's of "Oh Really!?" in there for good luck.

"I see that tickles your fancy, Alfred! Bring me the Silk Scarf at once! You know the one!" In response a fully dressed and suited up bulter appears out of thin fucking air and presents a pretty nice looking oversized scarf. The bulter then wraps the scarf around my neck in record time after the rich kid waves his hand at me.

After doing so the bulter bows and just vanishes in the same fashion as when he arrived. '...Should I worry about that?...Ehh, it'll be fine.'

"Oh yes it looks amazing on you!" Then the rich kid pulls out a silver watch in a show of looking at the time. "Oh look at the time! I have to go! I suppose you can keep the chair but keep it clean for us!" Then the kid just turns around and leaves.

'Huh. I guess he is just a nice guy? But this scarf is was to fucking soft!!!' I shrug my very unshrugable shoulders and cozy up into my new scarf and start basking in the sun once again. 'I can also feel the energy pulsing through the thing. Its kind of weird I can feel the energy trying to reenter the world like its supposed to but instead its making a sort of circut inside the item itself...Weird.'

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"...You lie! This Eevee robbed me!" Waking up out of my very warm and comfortable slumber I'm met with a very intresting scene as the same rich kid from before is pointing at me accusingly while Amelia argues with him.

"I'm telling you there is no way he'd do that! In fact I'm sure he didn't even leave his seat the entire time we've been here!" Amelia barks back at the rich kid and he recoils like he was in physical pain.

"I'd never lie about something like this! I've been missing a Silk Scarf for the past hour! Do you know how much that cost me!? Over 65,000 Poke Dollars! Not only that but it was a specific item I had commisioned for me! It cost me over 100,000 Poke Dollars to have it made and shipped!"

The people watching the exchange gasp in exasperation at the Silk Scarf's ridiculous price. 'Damn! I didn't even expect it to cost that much! Though it is really nice...' Even Amelia seems taken aback and the rich kid continues. "That's right! Though I'll be nice, if you can get me something of equal value such as a rare Pokemon I'll forget all about this."

As he says this he looks towards me and a small smirk appears on his face.

'Does he want... Amelia! Help I don't want to be with this guy! Help!!! Why is he licking his lips!!'

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{How Items Work: 101}

{I little explaination on how items work in this universe, Since the MC won't be figuring this out anytime soon I might aswell explain it to you all so his own thoughts can make a little bit more since}

{Items can either be made artificially or naturally the easiest way to explain this is through the various gems and elemental stones. The Thunder Stone for example is formed through durable stone such as granite comes in contact with a large amount of electric type energy. This can be achived through multiple ways like natural lightning hitting the same spot multiple times or an extremely strong pokemon hitting the same spot. Or it can be made using man made technology, these Thunder Stones are much less potent than ones found in the wild but they still get the job done.}

{Potency is another vital part of items that changes how they function and how well they function. A Silk Scarf made by a master weaver and level 60 Ursaring will work much better than if an amature weaver and level 25 Delcatty made the same Silk Scarf. This also goes for naturally formed items but they have a better average potency due to the time needed for them to form in the first place.}

{Finally artificial items are items such as the Silf Scarf that don't form in the wild without outside interference. Other examples are the Air Balloon and Cell Battery. Though these items can be made by pokemon it requires such specific needs its impossible for a normal wild pokemon to make them, unless many unnatural occurrences happen at the same time.}

{That's it! Sorry for making it feel like you've sat back in a classroom but its just a little for universe building.}

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