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Like to be a father?

What is going on? Have I done this before?

Am I not a Charmander? What the hell is this little marsupial baby with one father at a time!!!

The little baby sasaurus didn't stop, but the more it screamed, the happier it became:

"Daddy has become smaller, completely transformed into a little dad~"

Unexpectedly, the little guy was not happy for long before he was slapped down by his mother. The owner of the Bagosaurus quickly came forward to explain in embarrassment:

"I'm very sorry, my baby is still ignorant, and this child is yelling nonsense again."

Hi,

Scared me,

No, you little guy can't just call daddy. You can't just identify your biological father. Your mother is a marsupial.

Bagosaurus and Charmander are basically two kinds of elves, right?

But suddenly I remembered,

The most special species in the elf world is probably the marsupial dragon.

Even though they are all super powerful, everyone is afraid of violence. In the battle, they are both loving and physical attackers.

But after all, they are all females, and the pouch on the front of each marsupial's body is the best proof.

So here's the problem, the marsupial race is all female. (In other words, they are all female)

In the absence of males, who are their husbands?

The following is the elf world research time:

According to surveys, marsupials have the highest marriage rates with male Boscodora, Ironclad Tyrannosaurus, Charizard and Howler Bomb.

She also has a husband, Charmander understands instantly.

"I see. Could it be that he's the guy yelling about explosive bombs?"

In order to prevent the baby from making trouble again, the mother of the marsupial dragon had to forcefully stuff the baby into the pouch, paying full attention to the front desk:

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

"My husband is a very, very handsome fire-breathing dragon, but he hasn't been back for a long time. He must have been exploring handsomely around the world recently."

So the whole family finally came to light.

Dad's Charizard + Mom's Marsupial

Looking at the sweet reminiscing expression of the boss of the Bagosaurus, one knows that the baby's father should be a super domineering fire-breathing dragon.

After all, that was the man called the Fire-increasing Dragon.

But having said that, it's no wonder that he is mistaken for his "baby daddy". After the Charizard degenerates, he will be just a Charmander.

Pikachu couldn't stand it any longer. The farce of recognizing his father almost caused Charmander to collapse instantly. Fortunately, it was finally explained perfectly.

————Prepare the dividing line————

The next thing the two guys have to do is open an account and save.

"You are a new expedition team, right? The opening fee for our Bagosaurus warehouse is only 5 gold coins."

"We are launching an event now. The first month is free, and a 10 gold coin item storage fee will be charged for the next three months."

"Want to open an account?"

As the only prop warehouse in Treasure Town, the prices here are super cheap, and you don’t have to worry about losing items if you store them in.

One customer corresponds to an independent item storage location.

A maximum of 500 items can be stored.

Charmander + Pikachu: "Great, please open an account for us!"

[Ding, the Bagosaurus warehouse has been unlocked successfully. After deducting the account opening fee of 5 gold coins, you can now store props in the warehouse. 】

List of items currently in the Adventure Backpack

Blue Orange Fruit X8

Detoxification Fruit X1

Apple X8

Pomelo fruit X1

Fat Keding Guild Flag X1

Mysterious Map X1

Originally, the adventure backpack was not big, and the space was taken up by a lot of tree fruits, so the two little ones discussed preparing to store some tree fruits.

"Pikachu, if you go on a business trip, I think half of the blue tangerines will be enough."

Pikachu nodded: "Okay, what about the pomelo fruit?"

"There is only one pomelo fruit, let's save it too."

The last two little ones stored 4 blue orange fruits, a pomelo fruit, and 2 apples in the Bagosaurus warehouse.

The owner of the Bagosaurus warmly expressed his gratitude to the two little ones and told them that they might see a stone statue of a Bagosaurus in the wild. The sculpture is equivalent to a branch of the Bagosaurus warehouse.

"We got it, thank you Boss Bagosaurus."

The marsupial dragon continued to be kind: "It's okay, you are welcome to visit next time."

The naughty little baby sasaurus emerges from the pouch:

"Goodbye little dad~"

Stop, stop, stop, I’m really not your father, don’t call me little daddy again!

The two little ones packed their backpacks and rushed back in a hurry, preparing to meet up with the lobster soldiers at the agreed place.

【!】Unexpectedly, not long after leaving the Bagosaurus Warehouse, the elves in the Treasure Town Square dispersed one after another!

"Stay away, it's them!"

"Stand away, everyone, stand away, they are coming again!!"

The elves on the street immediately moved away from each other and kept more than one meter away. No one wanted to get too close to them.

What all the elves are avoiding is not Charmander and Pikachu, but the infamous Bully Expedition.

That’s right, gas bombs and supersonic bats are back on the streets!

Pikachu immediately grabbed Charmander's small claws and prepared to pull him away:

"It's them again, be careful of the coronavirus, Charmander!"

Charmander was still standing where he was. Gengar didn't give him any face last time, not to mention the two incompetent follower Pokémon, so there was nothing to hide from.

Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat saw two small ones from a long distance away.

This time it was an interception halfway, deliberately looking for trouble!

"Hahahahaha, aren't you two afraid of death this time? How dare you two weaklings stand in the middle of the road?"

The gas bomb was the first provocation, followed by the supersonic bat flapping its wings:

"That's right. I heard that you guys are going on a business trip. It's really ridiculous!"

"This kind of atonement human being is still qualified to go on a business trip, and he doesn't even think about what random things he has done. The little baby sasaurus calls him daddy, hahahaha!!"

Charmander was angry: "Shut up!"

The more this attitude arouses the nerves of Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat, this time they have no other reason.

The purpose was to avenge the previous humiliation and give the two little ones another beating.

After beating them up, he would snatch the drifting bottle away and give it back to Gengar Boss so that he could pay his respects.

Charmander didn't want to pay attention to these gangsters at all. Instead, he grabbed Pikachu's little paw and moved forward confidently:

"Ignore them, let's take Pikachu, they're still waiting to meet up over there."

"Yeah, okay Charmander."

Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat were immediately stunned when they saw this situation.

It's understandable that Charmander has always been crazy. Why is the Pikachu next to him not afraid of anything today? The one that used to tremble often and run away when meeting him has changed?

At the last moment, Gas Bomb glanced at Supersonic Bat in the dark and smiled evilly:

"Hey, the elf can go, leave everything to me!"

Charmander looked back confidently:

"Come on, let's see if you two little soldiers have that ability!"

Don't be arrogant too early, take the initiative——

The gas bomb took a deep breath quickly, and after its body expanded, it released a large amount of black and purple poisonous mist, which instantly obscured his vision.

"Charmander, be careful, it's that move again!"

This time Charmander will not be reckless anymore. The best way to avoid the poisonous fog is to lie down and crawl forward, as close to the ground as possible.

Pikachu also maintained the same posture. The two little ones defended first and then attacked, preparing to wait for the poisonous mist to dissipate.

Unexpectedly, outside the poisonous fog, the gas bomb suddenly gave an order:

"Third brother, it's up to you!"

Whoosh——

Charmander suddenly felt that something was wrong. His vision was blurred in the poisonous fog, as if he heard the supersonic bat passing over his head for a moment and taking something away.

When he finally reacted, the adventure backpack had been secretly taken away by the supersonic bat!

"Hey, the thief's tactic was successful!"

What, these two bastards!

If you can't defeat it, why should you steal it?

The important location of the Bursary Warehouse is unlocked. I saw this Charmander meme in a book review section. It basically says that Charmander's mother has a problem hahaha. Charmander and Bursary are combined. Not much to say. Yes, open it