Plundering the Heavens

Although the competitions held during the Red Convention were supposedly meant to obtain Red Orders of Bedding, they were still a method to liven things up; no matter how difficult a task or test might be, no lives would be taken. Fairy Qingyan using a formation as a test would have been fine, but to place poisonous smoke inside, was this not trying to take a life? The atmosphere within the hall became extremely oppressive, and some cultivators grew furious and decided they’d make sure this little fairy of the northern mountains was given a good lesson!

After the first cultivator’s poison was resolved, a few more cultivators proficient in either formations or pellets came to investigate the poison in the purple smoke. They began crafting detoxifying pellets on the spot out of anger, and the colder this little fairy seemed to be, the more they wanted to decipher this poison to break through the formation, get her Red Order, and teach her a lesson for good.

Despite their efforts, however, three more consecutive people all failed. The formation set by the youngest fairy Qingyan was an extremely powerful spirit treasure with a profound power that was difficult to break through. The poison inside was also exceedingly difficult to resolve, and even the pellets crafted after studying it were only able to fend it off for a short while until the medicinal power faded and the user was poisoned by the smoke. This was a very potent combination; breaking through required a person to successfully finish before the poison smoke took over, and even a moment of delay meant a considerable increase in danger..

The atmosphere within the Red Convention quickly felt as though it couldn’t continue on like this. In truth, it wasn’t that nobody in the hall was capable of solving this test, but these people had come here for the Dragon King’s daughter and didn’t intend to come up for some little fairy. They feared that if they took her Red Order, they might lose the chance of becoming the bed guest for the Dragon King’s daughter.

After a moment of waiting, the youngest fairy Qingyan saw no one dared to enter anymore. “Seems like you won’t be able to solve this formation. How disappointing. I’m going to return the formation!” With that, she showed a proud smile and began to withdraw her formation, but it was at that moment that a snickering voice rose up, “What’s the hurry? Let me give it a try!”

Everyone’s attention moved towards the origin of the voice and found a cultivator sitting at the area closest to the hall’s gates. His appearance was ordinary and his robes weren’t as extravagant as the others, which actually caused him to stand out in the hall where nearly everyone had handsome faces and fashionable clothing. Of course, standing out in this kind of manner wasn’t really a good thing, but his appearance was just so ordinary it made him unique. It was like having a rooster standing in a group of phoenixes.

‘So many cultivators were disadvantaged, yet this Fang Ritian is planning to bite down on this sturdy bone?’

‘With looks like his, it’s impossible for him to have the Dragon King’s daughter, so it’s understandable why he’d want to give the little fairy a try.’

The cultivators around Fang Xing secretly pondered all kinds of thoughts. As for the youngest fairy Qingyan on the platform at the highest area, she only looked coldly down at Fang Xing without speaking.

Fang Xing showed a smile while thinking to himself, ‘Who knows if that damned girl’s method will work? I’ll use this girl as a trial since she seems to be a pretty easy opponent!’ He arrived at the front of the purple-smoke-covered formation and—with a slight hesitation—took a deep breath before walking inside. He held a Message Talisman in his right hand, and he activated a Qi barrier to protect his internal organs from the poison while he described everything he could see to the golden crow outside.

With the golden crow in charge of calculations, this was a process the two had done together many times before. There wasn’t any real concern about this formation, and as for the poison itself, Fang Xing had more than enough Qi to break through before it could contaminate him. When the abilities are there, it’s not a question whether the formation will be solved.

In the time it took for a cup of tea, Fang Xing came out from the other side of the formation with a grin on his face, leaving the other cultivators shocked. His face was proud and joyful, but Fairy Qingyan’s face, on the other hand, became dark and not quite so happy.

“Ehhh, I can’t believe that brat took first prize….” In the lower area, Zhou Luwei—the person who’d argued with Fang Xing earlier—sighed, but there wasn’t much jealousy.

The expressions of the other two fairies of the Endearment Division and the Dragon King’s daughter suddenly became much more relaxed, feeling that this Fang Ritian-named person had actually helped them put an end to all this awkwardness. It was the young fairy Qingyan who was to blame for ruining the fun atmosphere.

Fairy Hongyan immediately took Fairy Qingyan’s hand and led her down towards the bottom with a smile. “Although the test Little Shimei set was strange, it did end up helping her choose such a handsome and accomplished man. The Red Order is yours. The chance is rare, so do not waste even a moment; go and enjoy! However, fellow Daoist, keep in mind that this is my little shimei’s first time and don’t go too far….”

These words left Fang Xing dumbstruck. “Right now?”

Fairy Hongyan smiled. “If you don’t go now, when would you wait for?”

Fang Xing scratched his head with surprise. He’d wanted to obtain a few more Red Orders, but after giving it some thought, it wouldn’t take long to sort out a girl who was so young and inexperienced, and it would be a good idea to test out the method before coming back out to fight for other Red Orders. There was still an entire day to do things, which was more than enough time. With these thoughts, he smirked and extended his arm towards the youngest fairy, yet the youngest fairy simply let out a cold snort before turning around and walking towards the side hall.

Fang Xing felt a bit awkward and annoyed. ‘What’s with all this chastity when you’re just a wh*re? Watch how I’ll fix you!’

“You are very fortunate, fellow Daoist. What are you still waiting for?” That annoying sea-snake beast appeared again as well. She looked at Fang Xing with a smile that implied Fang Xing had just managed to snatch a jackpot with great luck. Fang Xing couldn’t even bring himself to like her a single bit, so he glared at her sharply a few times before turning to walk into the side hall with the youngest fairy.

There were many bedrooms within the Colored Glass Palace’s side hall, and their purpose went without saying. The rooms closest to the main hall were the most lavishly decorated, yet this little fairy pretended not to see the closer rooms and continued deeper down the hall without even turning around.

‘There’s something wrong with this chick. Does she think I don’t deserve her?’ Fang Xing then came to a decision. ‘Dammit, I’ll make sure to fix you real good….’ With such evil thoughts, Fang Xing began to check her out from head to toe, and when Qingyan walked past a room, he suddenly ran up and grabbed on to her waist. He continued to hold her even as he bumped the door open and flew onto the bed with a snicker. “Why go so far, little beauty? I can’t wait any longer; good times are fleeting, so quickly come and do as your little grandpa says now….”

While Fang Xing was speaking flirtatious words, his hands were preparing to begin his plan. Just at that moment, however, he suddenly tilted his head back in alarm and barely managed to dodge the lightning-fast speed of a talisman aimed at his forehead. It was a Sense Suspension Talisman, and if it had been placed on him successfully, not even Fang Xing with his current cultivation level would’ve been able to easily escape. He would’ve become akin to a dummy, allowing others to easily torture or kill him.

When Fairy Qingyan saw Fang Xing evade her talisman, she clenched her teeth and formed a hand seal. A storage sack had been tied to her long and smooth thigh, and a swoosh sound could be heard followed by two strands of light, one red and the other blue. They were two very powerful Flying Swords, and they thrust towards Fang Xing with a potent murderous intent while Fairy Qingyan herself waved her bare hands to send out purple smoke.

“Sh*t, it’s just sleeping around. Is that enough to try to take someone’s life?” Fang Xing’s anger began to rise. Even if this little fairy didn’t want to sleep with him, was there any reason to attack him like this with the intent to kill?

It was clear Fairy Qingyan had intended to bind him with the talisman earlier, and she immediately went for a fatal attack when she saw it fail. It was a mystery where her anger had come from, but with Fang Xing’s battle prowess, he wasn’t truly scared of her. With a loud laugh, he captured both of the Flying Swords in mid-air with a single hand before casually snapping them into four pieces and throwing them on the ground. As for the strike covered in purple smoke, this was even more effortless for Fang Xing to deal with. He simply grabbed the fairy’s clothing with one hand and her waist with the other before lightly lifting her and tossing her onto the soft bed mattress.

“Stupid bi*ch, you want your little grandpa’s life, huh? You’ve crossed the line. Watch how I make you pay….” Although Fang Xing didn’t place too much importance on Qingyan’s methods, the murderous intentions she held angered him greatly. He spat in his hands and positioned himself to get on top of the bed as well to show the fairy just how powerful the mighty Uncle Fang was.

Fairy Qingyan was extremely shocked. She’d never thought Fang Xing would have such battle prowess to the point she wouldn’t even be able to retaliate. “Don’t… don’t touch me!” She was so frightened she shrank into the corner while forming a hand seal. “You won’t stand a chance against my man!”

“Nn? You actually have a man?” Fang Xing asked in surprised disbelief. He didn’t think these fairies of the northern mountains would have their men; who’d actually want these sluts?

Fairy Qingyan’s face was filled with fear. She shrank into the corner like a scared kitten, all while waving her not-so-sharp claws to try to keep Fang Xing from getting closer. “I am already taken!” she shouted out, “He will be my one and only in this lifetime! If you dare touch me, I’d rather die…. Of course, I don’t want to die, either, so you better not touch me! Or else, when he finds out, he’ll definitely make sure you wish you were dead!”

Fang Xing began to lose interest after seeing this little fairy’s behavior, and his method couldn’t be performed either if she was unwilling. Still, to have this woman who should technically be sleeping with him putting on a show of being noble and chaste for the sake of another man, it certainly wasn’t pleasant. “I guess we’ll see just how powerful your man is…” he declared while pretending he was about to pounce on her.

Fairy Qingyan was so frightened the words in her heart were blurted out. “My man is Fang Xing, the top elite of all Jambu! You dare touch me?”

“Huh?” Fang Xing was utterly stunned, and his pounce froze in mid-air.

A hint of relief flashed across Qingyan’s face when she saw Fang Xing freeze. Since she’d already revealed the little secret within her, she might as well strike while the iron was hot, so she continued to yell, “He is someone who even dares to kill the Huangfu clan’s young master! His name has caused all of Jambu of quiver, so I don’t believe you’ve never heard of his name! I’ll tell you now: I am already his, and if you dare touch me, he’ll definitely come and chop you up….”