Plugged In: I got Isekai’d into a Sexbot (Now I Must Save The World)

Two days later, inside the obsidian-fanged halls of Vexena's towering fortress…

The black-marble throne room shimmered with eldritch light as a swirling, violet portal opened in midair. Veena stood before it, dressed sharply in a travel tunic of deep green, her long white hair fluttering from the residual magic. Vexena and Virelle were already there, arms open.

"Oh, do you have to go?" Virelle clung to her leg like a cat refusing to be bathed.

Veena chuckled, patting her head. "I promised Vuvi I'd be back by today. She gets twitchy when I'm late. I'll come visit soon, I promise."

"You better!" Virelle pouted dramatically. "I'll be so mad. You won't hear the end of it! I'll hex your books!"

Vexena, regal even in her silk morning robe, gave Veena one last lingering hug, her voice soft. "I'm just happy to have you back in my life. After everything."

Veena smiled and nodded. "Me too, Mom."

Then, with a sudden seriousness in her crimson eyes, Vexena pulled back slightly and whispered, "You're sure you don't want your full power back? I only locked it away because you were young and reckless. You've matured… a lot. You're ready."

Veena shook her head. "No. If my friends found out my full power was comparable to yours, they'd freak. I'd rather keep things as they are. I'm good with what I've got."

Vexena huffed. "You're running on a fraction of a fraction. You're like a dragon using a candle to a cow."

Veena kissed her cheek. "Thanks for always worrying. But really... I'm okay. I'll come by again soon. I'll bring you gifts."

Virelle's ears perked. "Gifts?! Okay, write this down! I want—"

Maribelle and Eris tugged her back.

"Let her go, you little gremlin." Eris ordered.

"She'll bring you goodies, don't worry." Maribelle cooed.

With a final wave, Veena stepped into the portal.

The moment she arrived at the pleasure house, she was greeted by the sight of absolute chaos.

The entrance hall looked like an alchemy lab had exploded during an orgy. Bottles glowed on the floor. A love potion bubbled in a half-broken cauldron. Lace lingerie was hanging from the chandelier. A slime familiar oozed past dragging a bra.

"…What in the abyss?!," Veena muttered.

She stepped into the lounge. Penelo lay sprawled across a couch, her eyes glossy with lingering magic, her mouth ajar in blissful delirium.

"P-Penelo?!"

Penelo's eyes blinked back to life. She sat up groggily, hair sticking out in every direction. "I was… a hawk," she said dreamily. "Oh… Veena, you're back. You missed so much."

From another couch, Baroness Lula sipped a fizzy drink while reading a thick book. She looked up, smiled, and shot to her feet. "Veena's back!"

Veena looked between them. "Why do you look like royalty and Penelo looks like she got licked by the moon?"

Before anyone could answer, Vuvi bounded into the room and wrapped Veena in a hug from behind.

"Welcome back, princess."

"What the hell is happening in here?"

"Long story," Vuvi muttered.

From behind her, Mysa and Sera emerged.

Except Mysa was no longer Mysa. She was taller, broader, curvier. Her body covered in sleek, silvery fur. Her fluffy tail swished lazily, and her glowing eyes gleamed with feline mischief.

Veena's eyes almost popped out. "What the abyss happened to Mysa?!"

Zora appeared next, hopping in excitedly with Pip chirping excitedly, trailing close behind. "Veena! You're back! I was just telling them how strong you might get after trying Pip's secret sauce!"

"…His ... his what?!"

Vuvi groaned. "You have a lot to catch up on."

One hour later...

Veena stared into her now-empty wine glass like it owed her rent.

"Okay," she said slowly. "So let me get this straight. Pip got revived. And now every time he… uh… finishes, it creates a magical fluid that unlocks latent power in people?"

"Basically," Vuvi nodded. "Though we're still testing its limits."

"And everyone's tried it?"

"Pretty much," Penelo said with a dreamy sigh.

"Mysa turned into that," Veena gestured at the lounging werecat who blew her a kiss. "Lula gained her baroness form. Penelo can now mind-control nature. Sera's nearly invincible. What about you two?"

Zora groaned. "I don't have a digestive tract. Sucks."

Vuvi folded her arms. "I haven't tried it yet."

Sera raised a brow. "Because she's a coward."

"I'm cautious!" Vuvi snapped. "We don't know the long-term effects. What if it mutates me into something horrifying?"

Lula, now in her regular body, smirked. "Too late. You're already kind of a monster."

Vuvi hurled a pillow at her. Laughter echoed.

Penelo turned to Veena. "You gonna try it?"

Veena held up both hands. "Hell. No. I'm with Vuvi. Until we know what this stuff is, I'm staying pure."

Right then… a knock at the window.

Everyone froze.

They turned.

A glowing angelic face smiled back at them through the glass, halo spinning lazily above her head.

Lula rubbed her eyes. "The juice definitely has side effects. I'm hallucinating an angel."

Veena facepalmed. "That's not a hallucination. That's Mika. She works for my mother."

She stomped over and opened the window. "What now, Mika? I just got back."

The angel bowed slightly. "I'm not here on your mother's orders. May I come in?"

Everyone in the room nodded emphatically.

"Not gonna deny a freakin' angel," Penelo muttered.

Mika slinked through the window with grace that bordered on arrogant divinity. Her white wings sparkled as she bowed deeply. "Thank you for your hospitality."

She stood tall and looked around the room, her expression soft but focused.

"I've been assigned to watch over this team… and to keep Pip safe."

Vuvi scoffed. "We're fine. We can handle Pip's protection ourselves."

Mika chuckled, her halo shimmering. "Is that so? Then you must've known Syraleth's men tried to kidnap him... twice."

Everyone froze.

"…What?" Vuvi said slowly.

Mika's tone softened. "You weren't supposed to know. Vexena gave strict orders to keep you safe from the shadows. But now that you're all communicating…"

Veena nodded gravely. "It's true. Mom confirmed it. Syraleth's back. And she's after Pip. She migth be raising an army."

Vuvi smacked her forehead. "Holy shit! And we've been relaxing, experimenting like this was all just fun. I've been so stupid!"

"You're not stupid," Mika said kindly. "But you are unprepared."

She stepped closer to the table and pointed at the glowing vial of Pip's… essence. "That's why I came. I'm not supposed to interact, but I couldn't stay silent. Lady Blackthorn, you must understand what this really is."

Everyone leaned forward.

Vuvi tilted her head. "Understand what?"

Mika reached out. "May I?"

"…Go ahead."

She took the vial gently, swirled the liquid. It gleamed like liquid moonlight.

She dipped in a finger… and tasted.

For a beat, everything was still.

Then her wings shuddered violently. Holy light burst through her feathers. Her halo sparked, spun faster, then popped once like a firework.

Her eyes flew wide.

The room tensed.

Then Mika turned slowly to Pip, who beeped shyly in response.

She turned to Vuvi and, in a voice vibrating with celestial awe.

"It seems your little sex golem is spewing holy breast milk."