NOVEL NEXT Ch. 18
Chapter 18: Research on Wife’s Intimate Clothing!
When the first “little gift” successfully passed through the chimney vent, landed in Mophis’s hands, and did not trigger any alarms, the Players of the 【Building Beautification Division】 went completely crazy.
“Success! Brothers, we did it!”
“The chimney vent plan worked! We’ve opened a second sacred route to our wife’s heart!”
“Quick, quick, quick! Is the second gift ready? That 【Soothing Music Box】! Hurry and send it in! Wife definitely can’t sleep well alone, but with this, she’ll have sweet dreams every night!”
“And this 【Automatic Quill】 I made! It can record wife’s inspiration automatically! We can’t let her get frustrated just because she can’t find paper and pen!”
“My 【Constant Temperature Magic Cup】 is also done! It’ll ensure wife can drink perfectly warm water anytime!”
In an instant, all kinds of whimsical little “black technology” gadgets, imbued with the painstaking efforts of master craftsmen, were being produced endlessly.
Then, through that tiny chimney vent, one after another, the gifts were sent into Mophis’s boudoir.
Her room became “luxurious” at a speed visible to the naked eye.
On the once-empty desk, there were now magical flowers that automatically bloomed and closed.
At her bedside, a music box appeared that could play dozens of different lullabies.
In the corner, a small magic refrigerator even appeared, stuffed with desserts and fruits airlifted from the Main City, said to be favorites of young girls.
From her initial shock and speechlessness, Mophis gradually became somewhat numb.
What she did most every day now was expressionlessly pick up the various gifts Players sent through the chimney vent, then place them around her room.
Her room was about to be crammed full of these bizarre things.
She felt less like a Librarian, and more like someone running a warehouse.
“Forget it… since it’s all free, it’d be a waste not to take them.”
She comforted herself as she picked up a 【Spirit Fruit】 said to have beauty-enhancing effects, given by a Player, and took a crisp bite.
Mmm, sweet.
Just as she was enjoying the offerings of this group of “fanatical devotees,” a new, even more “perverse” discussion was quietly emerging on the forum.
The initiator of this discussion was a previously unnoticed little sub-department under the 【Mophis Cultural Research Institute】—the 【Intimate Clothing Research Department】.
Its members consisted entirely of the game’s top female tailors and the Players who “understood” the most.
Previously, their research had remained in the theoretical stage, because they lacked the most crucial data—Mophis’s body measurements.
But now, with the precious video brought back by 【Alchemy Genius】 and the officially released background story, this department finally had a “reason to exist.”
【In-depth Research! From Official Settings and Video Details, Scientifically Calculating Wife Mophis’s Measurements and Cup Size!】
The moment this title appeared, it instantly drew the attention of every LSP on the forum.
The contents of the post could be called “a perfect combination of science and perversion.”
“First, let’s look at the official settings: 【Sickly】, 【Flat-chested】.
These two words provide us with the basic framework.
We can determine that wife’s overall figure leans toward slender and bony.”
“Next, we examine the video from 【Alchemy Genius】. Notice this frame—when wife sits up from the couch, her nightgown’s cardigan slips, revealing her shoulder. Using the angle and lighting of this frame, along with the ‘golden ratio of the human body’ and ‘principles of perspective,’ we can roughly calculate her shoulder width and arm length.”
“Then, observe this detail—when she tugs at her clothes, the wrinkles forming on the fabric at her chest. Based on the curve and depth of the wrinkles, combined with her ‘flat-chested’ setting, we can boldly speculate that wife’s cup size should be between A and B. Considering her long-term malnutrition, I personally lean toward A+.”
“As for waist and hips, there’s no direct visual data yet. However! We can find clues in the official background story! It says she’s a ‘descendant of the Ancient Magic Dynasty’! I checked the in-game historical records—female noble attire of that dynasty was typically high-waisted and corseted, emphasizing waist-to-hip ratio! So, we can deduce that although wife is slim, she must have a perfect hip curve!”
“In conclusion, my preliminary estimate is: height about 165cm, weight about 45kg, measurements roughly 82-58-85, cup size A+. This is a classic, youthful figure—slender yet with curves, the perfect form!”
The post was filled with images, references, and sound arguments, leaving people with no way to refute it.
Replies exploded instantly.
“Holy crap! Boss! Take my knees! Are you researching an NPC, or writing an anatomy thesis?!”
“So… so professional! I feel my soul has been shaken! Who knew licking wife could be such a profound discipline?!”
“A+ cup… tsk, small, but it makes her look even more pure and adorable! I declare that from today, I’m a flat-chest enthusiast!”
“82-58-85! Those measurements! The body of a goddess! One inch more is fat, one inch less is skinny! I’m dead!”
“Brothers! We have the data! Our 【Intimate Clothing Research Department】 can officially begin work! Designing the most comfortable, body-flattering lingerie for wife is our sacred duty!”
The head of the 【Intimate Clothing Research Department】, a female Player with the ID 【LaceSupremacy】, immediately issued a full mobilization order in the department channel.
“Design team! Immediately produce a hundred designs based on 【Data Emperor】’s report! The theme must revolve around ‘Purity,’ ‘Protection,’ and ‘Liberation’!”
“The ‘Purity’ series must use the softest cotton, without any unnecessary decorations, symbolizing wife’s innocent heart!”
“The ‘Protection’ series must incorporate faint defensive rune embroidery, quietly guarding her where no one can see!”
“As for the ‘Liberation’ series… hehe, you know what I mean! Use semi-transparent lace, use daring designs! We must guide wife to liberate her nature that’s been suppressed for years! Let her know she has the right to display her beauty!”
“Materials team! Immediately collect 【Celestial Silkworm Thread】, 【Soft Smoke Gauze】, and 【Mermaid Tears】—legendary lingerie materials! Money is no issue! We must use the best!”
“Our goal is—when wife wears our lingerie, she must feel more comfortable than even sleeping naked!”
This discussion about “intimate clothing” quickly evolved from professional analysis into a carnival of fantasy and desire.
……
Mophis shivered.
She felt as though countless eyes were staring at her body through the screen.
Instinctively, she pulled her thin cardigan tighter around herself, as an inexplicable sense of shame flooded in.
She opened the forum, wanting to see what was happening outside.
And then, she saw that pinned post about her measurements and cup size—the so-called “scientific research.”
“Pfft—”
The mouthful of water she had just drunk sprayed out instantly, soaking the ancient book in front of her.
“P… perverts!!!”
Her sharp cry echoed through the empty reading room.
Mophis’s face was red to the point it looked like it might bleed.
Measurements? Cup size?
How could this group of people analyze something so obscene in such a serious, “scientific and rigorous” way?!
And that 【Data Emperor】! Weren’t you supposed to analyze storylines?! Why are you even analyzing this?!
What broke her the most was—the calculated data… turned out to be almost identical to her actual body measurements!
This was even more humiliating than being stripped naked in public!
She felt that in this game, she had no privacy left at all.
From appearance to background, from daily life to body measurements, everything about her had been stripped bare by these Players.
She even had no doubt—if a “peeking at wife’s bath” quest were opened, these Players would trample down the server gates in minutes.
“No… I can’t let this continue…”
Mophis felt she had to do something to regain a bit of “control.”