Pick Up a Killer as Girlfriend

"It's Li Sisi, you know, I couldn't get the tickets for her concert. What should I do? Ah, if she performs right at the school, do I have to listen from outside the gym? I don't want to..."

"All sold out? So fast?"

"That's right. I tried so hard but couldn't get any. If I had known, I wouldn't have gone for ice cream with my classmates. If I had used my home's WiFi, I would've gotten them for sure. The internet speed at that shop was terrible. Xiaofan, help me get a few tickets, please."

"Me? How can I help?"

"Isn't Li Sisi your girlfriend? Ask her for them; she'll definitely give you some..."

"Ask her?" Xiaofan turned his head, looking at Li Sisi who was touching up her makeup. Owing her a favor was not a good thing. But since Siyan asked, Xiaofan had to ask.

"How many tickets do you want?"

"Mine, Meng Ying's, Mei'Er's, and your sister's. I asked Ren Ling, and she said she doesn't like listening to music." Hearing Xiaofan's response, Liu Siyan immediately spoke cheerfully.

"Okay, I'll ask her and call you back later."

"Alright, make sure you get them. Love you, bye-bye... mwah."

After Liu Siyan blew a kiss and hung up, Xiaofan looked again at Li Sisi, who was still fixing her makeup.

This person is all carefree and lazy and can't even cook a meal. She relies on Feng Feifei for everything. Why on earth does she have so many fan followers?

Her temper is quirky, and sometimes she acts insane. Really.

"Why are you looking at me? Am I too beautiful?"

"Yes, very beautiful, extremely beautiful." Xiaofan immediately flashed a smile that looked uglier than crying.

In the mirror, Li Sisi didn't take Xiaofan's compliment seriously, knowing full well this guy wasn't being sincere.

"Do you have something to say?"

"Yeah... give me four tickets to your concert." Xiaofan said straightforwardly.

"Tickets? For whom? Your little girlfriend?"

"Hey, you're only a year older than Siyan at most, what little girlfriend?" Xiaofan pouted.

"So, it's her. No way..."

"Hey, give me a break, will you? I've been with you since noon without leaving once."

"No way..." Li Sisi pouted angrily, "That call must have been from her, asking you to get them from me. I just won't give any, so you'll lose face in front of her, be humiliated, and then she'll dump you hard."

"What benefit does that give you?" Xiaofan continued to look displeased.

"I..." Hearing this, Li Sisi was taken aback. If it weren't for her makeup, her face would've turned red by now.

She couldn't possibly say that once they broke up, she and Sister Fei would have better chances.

"If you don't give them to me, I won't be your bodyguard anymore." Xiaofan continued.

"Oh, you've grown wings, daring to threaten me now, huh? Wanna bet I'll tell Sister Fei?"

"Oh right, ask Sister Fei. She can surely get them too." Xiaofan suddenly remembered.

"Hey, hey... come back, Sister Fei doesn't have any either. This time, only two thousand tickets were officially released and were sold out three days ago. The ten thousand tickets on the official website were to prevent scalpers from profiting. Neither I nor Sister Fei have any tickets left."

"Really? What kind of singer are you? What if your friends want to come?"

"Are you dumb? Wouldn't I just bring my friends in with me? Yes, you are dumb. Since you're my bodyguard, you're definitely coming backstage with me at the concert, right? Then you and Li Yunlong can bring Liu Siyan and the others backstage, give each of them a staff badge. Isn't that enough?"

"Ah, right." Xiaofan replied belatedly.

"Yeah right, you can't even say thank you."

"Hmm, thank you."

"Call me beautiful."

"Hmm, thank you, beautiful."

"That's more like it. Oh, there's one more condition."

"Hey, aren't you annoying?"

"No, not with you. I'm talking about setting a condition with Liu Siyan."

"What are you gonna do?" Xiaofan immediately asked.

"What am I gonna do? As a woman, what could I do? Geez, I'm not going to eat your girlfriend. Anyway, I'm not telling you."

Since Li Sisi wouldn't say, what could Xiaofan do? This girl was quirky but not malicious. It shouldn't be a problem, right?

Finally, they managed to wrap up the scene shoot just before sunset, and Li Sisi's work for the day was finished.

Xiaofan and Li San once again became her bodyguards, and this time, there was none of the previous excitement from XG. Instead, they watched Li Sisi's work as bystanders.

Honestly, for a girl, it's really too tough. Seeing Li Sisi sitting in the back seat, already fast asleep, she must be exhausted from all this hard work.

There were two bodyguard cars following behind. Liu Peng and his colleagues were constantly tailing.

"I say, Captain Liu, where did those two kids come from? How come Miss Li lets them be so close?" A bodyguard expressed his displeasure about the appearance of Xiaofan and the others.

"Hmm? What's the problem?"

"It's not that... we've been with Miss Li for almost a year, right? Especially you. Don't you think Miss Li might be thinking of replacing us as bodyguards?"

"Shut up. Miss Li isn't that kind of person, and neither is Miss Feifei. Have your brains stalled? In nearly a year's time, do we need to say anything more about how they've treated us? Haven't any of you received bonuses? During festivals, haven't you all gotten red envelopes and gifts? And here you are talking shit about Miss Li behind her back?"

"No, Captain Liu, I just think it's unfair for you. Out of all of us, you're the most senior. Naturally, you should be the one for close protection. I'm not implying anything else. Why would Miss Li rather trust a couple of local kids than you?"

"Yeah, Captain Liu, you've been quiet today, just watching those two. Do you also dislike them?" Another bodyguard asked casually.

"Nonsense. It's up to Miss Li whom she wants to use, we just need to do our jobs well. It's just..."

"Just what?"

"Those two boys, I feel oddly familiar with them. But they're not actually like that; it's too strange."

Apparently, Liu Peng had already noticed something was off about them, but such a bizarre thing wouldn't happen so coincidentally, would it?

"Alright, we've arrived at the hotel. Get off the car quickly, keep an eye out around, and don't let anyone bother Miss Li."

"Yes."

The bodyguards were very professional. However, just as Li Sisi stepped out of the car, four people suddenly dashed out from beside the cars in the open parking lot, rushing straight towards her without saying a word.