NOVEL NEXT Chapter 59
Index fell asleep again.
Kamijou Touma is waiting for the two magicians to come.
"It's already this time, should we have something to eat?" Yamabuki Hanajin flipped through the menu casually:"I think the lobster is good... call and order a takeaway."
"My living expenses are really gone, please let me go. If this continues, I won’t even have money to eat instant noodles. In which life have I committed sin? Can I meet you in this life?"Kamijo Touma knelt on the ground and clasped his hands together.
Some god should come and take this guy away!
Although Index is also a good eater, the food she eats is very ordinary. Index is not picky about food when she is hungry. But
Yamabuki Hanajin is completely different. Regardless of whether I can finish it or not, I ordered a lot of expensive things anyway.
"Food should be cherished. Waste is wrong and shameful. How about we have two bowls of fried rice?"
"If there are no lobsters, I can barely eat the deep-sea double-headed abalone."
"From which village are you the princess who ran away? Please go back to the village quickly. The little ones really can’t afford to support you."Kamijo Touma's wallet can no longer withstand this dragon-like sweep.
"juvenile! You won't be able to get a girlfriend in the future if you are stingy like this."
"I had no intention of getting a girlfriend. Kamijou Touma looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle:"Why is my life so tragic?" Why is this idea wrong? I just want a gentle big sister to comfort me? Why is it so difficult?"
"boom!!!!"
The door of the dormitory suddenly exploded from the outside.
The lovely big sister came.
Looking at Kanzaki Kaori who was about to cross the two-meter katana.
Kamijou Touma couldn't stop crying after all.
"This type of big sister is not the big sister I want at all! Is there anything gentler? Bigger breasts! The kind that lets me rest on her knees and act like a baby……"Before Kamijou Touma could finish his words, Kanzaki Kaori whipped him away with a scabbard.
"Accidentally knocked away something that looked like a human being."Kanzaki Kaori's face was filled with indifference.
Yamabuki Hanajin discovered that Kanzaki Kaori actually had a pair of very cute wolf ears on his forehead.
"Um? Is it the same style of equipment as the fallen angel maid outfit?" Shanbuki Hanajin stood up on tiptoes to touch the wolf's ears with a surprised look on her face. Kanzaki
Kaori looked at the eleven or twelve-year-old girl in front of her and said patiently:"Little sister, why are you here? You will be polluted if you are with a pervert, so leave as soon as possible.
Kamijou Touma got up from the ground with difficulty and raised his hand tremblingly:"I'm not a pervert!" I can vouch for myself!"
My life is already a mess, why does life involve me in so many outrageous things?
"She is not a little sister, she is a teacher. We meet again, Kanzaki Kaori."Yamabuki Hanajin greeted the wolf girl Kanzaki Kaori in front of her:"Do you have the habit of cosplaying? This style of props seems to be sold only in some kind of sex shop. I didn't expect that as a clergyman, you would be so open-minded about playing with it. I admire you!"
Kanzaki Kaori's face instantly turned red as if it was burned by fire:"That's not the case! I was deceived! Someone said wearing this thing can prevent vampires……"
"The person who said this couldn't be Tsuchimikado, right? No way? No way? It's the 21st century now, and there are still people who believe what Tsuchimikado says?"Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth with a fan and smiled like a queen:"How could a vampire be afraid of such a thing? The only thing that scares vampires is sunlight, because it's not good for the skin."
Kanzaki Kaori grabbed the wolf's ears and threw them on the ground:"I knew that bastard was playing tricks on me!
Steele next to him said,"But you still believed it.""
Kanzaki Kaori:"……"
Will you die if you say less?
"Speaking of that silly hair on your head...how come it looks exactly like a certain vampire?"Kanzaki Kaori stretched out his hand to pull out the dull hair on the top of Shanchui Huajin's head.
"I was the vampire that day, and Yujiro Fanma from before was also me.
I couldn’t help it, because no one could change me every day.
" Yamabuki Hanajin showed a cute and charming smile.
Steele bit his cigarette butt:"I was afraid that I would have no place to find you, but I didn't expect you to take the initiative to come to my door.
You remember me, bastard...
It was you who made me experience that kind of humiliation, which made me unable to walk normally for several days, and even made me the laughing stock of others...
Don't think that I will let you go if you look cute.
……"
Yamabuki Hanajin directly pulled Kamijou Touma up next to him:"How about I give him to you? Just treat it as an apology."
"Why are you sending me out? What am I in your eyes? Kamijou Touma shouted
"Stop pretending like I'm here. I have found the best equipment to deal with you, little girl, don't cry for a while, I will fill all the holes in your body!"Steele said with a ferocious smile.
"Why can you say such perverted remarks with a calm face? You are an out-and-out pervert, right? Why are you blushing? Could it be that previous encounters made you feel happy? What a scam!"Kamijo Touma felt that he couldn't even complain enough.
Why are these magicians and superpowers behaving so weirdly? As an ordinary person, he couldn't understand it at all!
Kanzaki Kaori pretended not to know Steele.
There is such a thing It was so embarrassing to have his partner next to him.
Suddenly, Steele waved and took off his robe.
The three people in the room all opened their eyes with horror:"I didn't expect... I didn't expect this in this world. Someone really wears his underwear outside...and he's an iron pantyhose...are you?���How can you wear this thing on the street? Don’t you have such a thing as shame? Miss Kanzaki Kaori, please take care of your perverted companion!"
Kanzaki Kaori covered his face with his hands:"I'm sorry, I don't know him."
"snort. This is called a chastity belt. As long as I wear this invincible equipment, you can't do anything to my lower body. You devil, surrender, I will destroy you on behalf of the Lord."Steele laughed like a pervert.
Sure enough, the previous experience has caused you to have a mental breakdown?
Although I deeply sympathize with you, this is not the reason for you to become a pervert.
"It’s useless to say more! Let the war begin!" Shanchui Huajin raised her hand high.
Steele recited the fire spell with a maniacal smile on his face.
I have equipment but you don't! I have the upper hand!
"Cry and apologize to me in hell! Hahaha!"Steele's whole painting style has collapsed.
"The chain of commandments, the ultimate secret, the super shameful tortoise-shell binding!"