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After ending his communication with Zheng Xian, Fury had a proud smile on his face.

so childish?

Yes... a man remains a boy until he dies.To put it more simply, men of all ages have a "female" and "funny" side, but it's just not shown or you can't see it.

This is similar to "a man won't shed tears easily".

Maria's face was expressionless and she looked straight ahead.

As a subordinate of a big shot, sometimes you have to be deaf and unable to hear anything.Sometimes you have to be blind and not see anything.Sometimes one has to be mute and unable to say anything.For example now...

Since he revealed his shocking identity as a "fruit candy lover" in front of Maria, Fury has let himself go a little bit in front of Maria.

However, he quickly calmed down his expression.

Return to being as cold and stern as the king of spies.

"Where's Tony?" Fury asked.

"Getting her hair done," Maria replied.

"..."

Free remained silent for two seconds because he was not sure if there was something wrong with his ears.

The earth is facing a huge crisis, Iron Man is doing his hair...

What, take a nice photo of yourself?

Fury looked at Maria.

Maria knew what Fury meant and confirmed: "It's just doing hair."

She took out her phone and opened a photo.

In the photo, Stark looks very funny with a stinky face and an afro.In the corner of the photo is Johnny with the same afro, but the latter is smiling and seems to be very satisfied with the afro.

"Tony...what is he doing?!"

"Thor did it."

"Sol?"

"Yes, it's a long story."

"Oh."

A fire appeared in Frey's heart, called the Fire of Bagua.Considering the current situation, he quickly put out the flames.

"Ahem! Where is Mike?" Fury asked again.

Maria glanced at Fury and said, "Along with Tony and the others, otherwise where do you think this photo came from?"

Fury: "..."

Mike’s habit of taking pictures of others’ bad spots has not changed.

This is a bad habit!

"How many black spots do I have in Mike's hands?"

Fury was thinking about it when he suddenly felt a chill around him.

Maria's face was expressionless and she said in a voice without any fluctuation in her tone: "Oops, I accidentally sent out a group of photos, what should I do. Now that the matter has come to this, I can only apologize."

With that said, Maria sent Stark a text message, which contained only one dry word: [Sorry].

Thinking with your toes, you can tell that Maria did it on purpose.

When did Tony offend Maria?

It seems that no matter what kind of woman, even a strict woman like Maria, there are times when she is petty.

Women...terrible!

Fury finally knew the source of the cold air.

"Don't be angry, you can't be so stingy as a man." Mike sat on the sofa and apologized to Sol with a dark face.

However, in his mind, he could see the two-hundred-pound little fairy rotating her arms 360 degrees and crossing her chest, saying "hum" and turning her head in a arrogant manner.

This scene...can't laugh! ! !

Mike rubbed his cheeks that were stiff and sore from laughing, and said sincerely: "It was my fault. I have always neglected love-related education. I will find some tutorials for you."

Sol's expression softened slightly, and he felt a little hopeful.He did learn a lot from "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

"But..." Thor hesitated.

Mike looked at Thor.The latter scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "But I watched "The Blue Bridge" and "Roman Holiday", and the effect was average."

"Oh~" Mike suddenly realized: "That thing is too weak, and the effect is not obvious. You are a straight man with advanced stage cancer, and he is seriously ill and needs heavy medicine. I found it for you...here, "Love is Deep and Rainy" .”

a few hours later.

After watching a few episodes of Thor, lines from the play were swirling around in 3D stereo in his mind:

[Male: Yes, you are heartless!You are cruel!You are being unreasonable!

Woman: Then you are not heartless?Not cruel?Not unreasonable?

Man: Where am I heartless? !Where is the cruelty? !Where is the unreasonableness? !

Woman: How are you not ruthless? !Where is it not cruel? !Where is it not unreasonable? !

Man: No matter how ruthless, cruel or unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel or unreasonable than you! 】

In comparison, the popular drama in Asgard was reduced to rubbish in seconds.Thor looked as if he had been struck by lightning, and said: "This, this is too pretentious...or am I not understanding the essence of it?"

Mike patted Sol on the shoulder: "No, you have already stepped into the threshold: love must be done. The more romantic it becomes, the more vigorous it becomes. It is obvious that a misunderstanding can be explained clearly in one or two sentences. If you don't do it, , how can it be made into a TV series with dozens of episodes?"

"Have you ever given Jane flowers, nine hundred and ninety roses?"

"No. Jane doesn't like that."

"how do you know?"

"She said it."

"Ha!" Mike laughed dryly and asked, "Jane is still angry, right?"

Sol nodded.

Mike found out the number of the flower shop and said: "Order 99 roses immediately, and then put hearts and Jane's name downstairs. Jane means I won't forgive you, I will stand on my head and have diarrhea!"

Thor hesitated: "But the earth is in crisis. Isn't it bad to do such a thing at this time?"

Mike opened one of the episodes and said: "Look, this man's leg was blown off in the war. What did this woman say? She said, you just broke one leg and can't walk. Isn't it great? She lost her love." !”

Thor: "Uh..."

Mike squinted: "I said, you must have no money, right?"

Thor bowed his head.

Well, here’s the truth.

Thor receives the salary of a supermarket porter and an Avenger at the same time, but he has no savings at all!

No concept of money, no life plan - this is probably one of the things that Jane is dissatisfied with Saul.

Mike patted Sol on the shoulder and said, "I can lend it to you."

Next to him, Stark, who had finally rescued his hair style, said in a strange tone: "Boss, you're so awesome! Borrow it, hehe, hehe..."

Mike said righteously: "Of course you can help Sol pay this amount of money. But, have you considered Sol's self-esteem? Do you think he will accept it? Do you think Jane will accept the roses paid for with other people's money?" Will you feel comfortable?"

Damn, that's right...

Thor: "Yes!"

"Eating at Mike's place can be said to be an employee benefit, but when we go out to eat together, has the majestic Crown Prince of Asgard paid for it once? You take it from my wine cellar every day without asking... Where is your self-esteem?" Tucker curled his lips and thought to himself, watching with interest as Mike led Saul into the ditch.

An hour later, a florist's car stopped downstairs in Stark Tower, and several employees laid out heart shapes and Jane's name as required.

Sol stood among all kinds of roses and shouted: "Jane, I'm sorry!"

Jane ran downstairs angrily and said, "What are you doing, you bastard?!"

A few minutes later, Sol held the hand of Jane, who looked like a little woman, and went upstairs together.

heh man...

heh, woman...