Pat Me Please

Chapter 2

Coming out of the bathroom, Yu Zhou still hasn’t recovered. Even though she claims to be a calm person, this matter is really beyond the outline.

Fortunately, she is a novel writer, and fortunately she is only twenty-five. If it was her mother who was facing Xiang Wan today, she would probably have a heart attack.

Speaking of which, Yu Zhou was still faintly excited.

Since she was a child, she felt that she shouldn’t be so mediocre. Since she was a child, she felt that she should be a person who does great things.

In other words, there must always be some secrets that are different from ordinary people.

In the fourth grade of elementary school, Yu Zhou began to gradually realize the true meaning of life after he tried to lie to his classmates that he was a Sailor Moon who visited the world secretly.

The true meaning of life is the process of gradually accepting one’s own ordinaryness.

And the appearance of the weird Xiang Wan lit a fire in her boring and boring days. The reason why she didn’t call the police was because she didn’t dare to call the police on the one hand, and on the other hand, the soul of the middle school girl who was brought back to life was shining brightly.

Time travel, it’s so cool.

So she wiped her head, turned a corner and went to look at Xiang Wan in the living room.

Still sitting upright, the shaking of the head is very small.

Yu Zhou went over to say hello: “Your waist is fine, isn’t it?”

“Ah?” Xiang Wan raised his eyes.

After washing away the fatigue and the turmoil, Yu Zhou leaned against the corridor hallway to watch her. It is indeed very similar to an ancient man, his eyes are hesitant to speak when looking at people, first he taps on the ground, and then he lifts it up wobbly.

Modern people seldom have such restraint. The last time I saw a similar Gu Panshenghui on TV seemed to be the 87 version of “Dream of Red Mansions”.

“Take a bath?” Yu Zhou paused, “Uh, take a bath.”

Xiang Wan was somewhat pleasantly surprised, stood up and was about to salute: “Miss, thank you.”

“You don’t have to.” Yu Zhou was also brought up politely, and raised his hand to stop her, “Don’t salute in the future, I won’t come back.”

“yes.”

“Come here.” Yu Zhou slipped on his slippers, walked through the corridor, and opened the first door on the right. There is a bathroom with separate wet and dry, marble sink and wall-mounted toilet, and a shower room inside.

Xiang Wan walked in hesitantly, stepped on the absorbent floor mats, and then stepped on the small tiles, looked up inadvertently, and saw a clear self on the wall.

Her pupils dilated suddenly, and she stared at the mirror dumbfounded.

“Mirror, don’t be afraid.” Yu Zhou took off the shower head and tried the temperature with his hands while explaining.

There were also mirrors in the Li Dynasty, but they were only bronze mirrors, which could only vaguely show a shadow, how could it be so finely detailed. Xiang Wan tilted her head to the left, and the tassels hit her temples. She looked up from the mirror, and even the movements of her eyelashes were distinct.

She turned to the right again, dotted emerald green flashed, lifelike.

Her lying silkworms were piled up, looking at the girl in the mirror, she raised the corners of her mouth shyly. Bright eyes and bright teeth, as bright as clouds.

Xiang Wan raised his head to look at the small lamp above his head. This lamp was very beautiful and full of light, making the person in the mirror look like he was in a fairyland.

“The future…” she murmured, feeling the future so concretely for the first time.

It is the realm of immortals that cannot be described by master painters, and the bliss that cannot be carried by poems and songs. Especially at this moment, when the hot air came from the glass, she in the mirror was half blurred, like a dream. She moved closer, the tip of her nose almost fell in love with the cold mirror, touched it slightly, and retracted again.

Peeking at Yu Zhou, Yu Zhou adjusted the water temperature, held the shower head in one hand, leaned against the glass door and raised an eyebrow at her.

Yu Zhou wanted to say, you wasted a lot of my water.

But from Xiang Wan’s point of view, she was waiting for her patiently, her hair and white T-shirt were half wet, making her tall and beautiful.

Seeing that she finally looked at him, Yu Zhou backed out, plugged the shower head back into the wall hanging, pressed the switch with his hand, and the water stopped: “The water temperature is adjusted, you lift this up, and the water will come out. Remember to stand back a little when driving, so as not to splash the cold on your body. Oh, you’d better take off your clothes first.”

“You are the eldest lady, do you want someone to serve you when you take off your clothes?” Yu Zhou laughed.

“No need.” Xiang Wan blushed.

“That’s good.” Yu Zhou admired her independence.

Pull over a dirty clothes basket, first pick out your own small clothes, pointing: “Take off your clothes and put them here, I will find you pajamas, open the door a little later, hang it on the doorknob, you Take it yourself. I have new underwear and underwear. I haven’t worn them through the water, and I’ll find them for you later. Also…the new towel is the fourth from the left, blue, don’t mix it up.”

“Here, bath ball, you can use mine, can you use shower gel?”

She chattered a lot, but in the blink of an eye, she saw Xiang Wan frowning and looking at the shower head.

“I,” she said reluctantly to cause trouble, but this was really embarrassing, “I’ve never bathed like this before.”

“ah?”

“The water is falling from the sky, covering the head and face. I think it’s a bit dangerous.” Xiang Wan said.

If she encounters such a heavy rainstorm, it will be difficult to hold an umbrella, and her parents will not allow her to go out.

“This…” Yu Zhou laughed, looked at the shower head and moaned twice.

Xiang Wan lowered his head.

Yu Zhou laughed for a while, then stopped, with a smile still in his eyes: “Okay, then you can use the bathtub. However, the bathtub is in the main bathroom, um… it is the bathroom attached to my bedroom, don’t you think it is inconvenient Just do it.”

“Does the girl feel inconvenient?”

“Me? I’m okay.” Yu Zhou took her to the master bedroom, “By the way, my name is Yu Zhou. As for Yu, Xiao Zhou’s Zhou.”

“Miss Yu.” Xiang Wan smiled.

“It’s called Yu Zhou. We don’t like being called girls anymore.”

“…Yu Zhou.”

“Yeah.” Yu Zhou glanced at her, her voice was so sweet.

After preparing things for Xiang Wan and putting in water, and training him on how to use shower gel, Yu Zhou closed the door and came out. He played with his phone on the bed for a while, listening to the faint sound of water inside.

The sound of the water suddenly became louder, and there was the sound of small footsteps, as if she was wiping her body.

Yu Zhou suddenly remembered an important thing.

She ran to the door of the bathroom and knocked twice: “May I ask, do you, Li Chao, have your feet bound?”

There was a pause inside, and a voiceless voice came through the door: “No wrap.”

That’s good. Yu Zhou put down the big stone in her heart, she was afraid that Xiang Wan would change her slippers, so she took a quick look and couldn’t bear it.

Sitting on the edge of the bed and waiting for Xiang to come out, she was wearing Yu Zhou’s cotton trousers and a long-sleeved T-shirt, holding a towel and imitating Yu Zhou’s wiping her head. The adaptability is quite strong, and Yu Zhou gave her a high score in the course “Modern Life Compulsory” in his heart.

Yu Zhou smiled with satisfaction: “Am I caring?”

“Um?”

“You girls in ancient times didn’t show their arms or legs. If they were seen, it would be very serious, so I specially found long sleeves.”

Xiang Wan looked complicated, glanced at Yu Zhou’s bright calf, and said after consideration: “It’s not a strange thing for me to open up to the people and show my breasts.”

Speechless, looking at her eyes, it seems that she dislikes this modern person who is too conservative.

“Uh…” Yu Zhou was a little embarrassed, looking for something to say, glanced twice, and frowned, “Are you not wearing underwear?”

“Well, this bellyband, I don’t know how to wear it.” Xiang Wanyang raised the small item in his hand.

Yu Zhou coughed twice: “This…”

“You sleep, don’t wear it first.”

Xiang Wan glanced at her: “I have to wear it tomorrow, won’t you teach me? Help me put it on once, and I will know it.”

“inconvenient.”

“We’re both girls, so what’s the inconvenience?” Xiang Wan has a maid to serve her when she urinates, eats, drinks, changes clothes, and even takes a bath. She doesn’t avoid others, so she doesn’t feel any inconvenience.

Yu Zhou frowned, smiled and “tsk”, not knowing what to say.

Looking up, seeing that Xiang Wan was still staring at him inquisitively, he decided to say, “I’m Lala.”

“Pull, pull?” the parrot parroted.

“Lala is, tsk, a very foreign style.”

“Western style?”

“Just kidding. That’s right, I like women.” Yu Zhou looked back at her bluntly, “Although many people have misunderstood that lesbianism means being interested in all the women around them, in fact it doesn’t. But, help me It’s still inconvenient to wear underwear.”

“Understood.”

“Aren’t you surprised?” Yu Zhou raised his eyebrows.

Xiang Wan put away the underwear: “Break the sleeves and divide the peaches, Long Yang is good, what’s so special about Shimojing, men and women?”

“Ah.” Yu Zhou was speechless.

“These… don’t you have any textbooks in your cake?” Xiang Wan was puzzled.

Although she didn’t know what kind of textbook is the textbook in cakes, and whether there is a textbook in wine, but just now Yu Zhou said it, and she wrote it down.

“It’s not like that.” Yu Zhou smiled and said to her, “Are you tired? Go back to the house and rest for a while. Let your hair dry naturally. I won’t use the hair dryer for you. You have too much information today.”

“Not tired.” Xiang Wan shook his head.

Yu Zhou sighed: “When I asked you if you were tired, it meant that I wanted to sleep.”

“Understood, the eviction order.” Xiang Wan curled her lips lightly, then turned her head and went to the second bedroom.

Yu Zhou looked at her back, rubbed her neck, shook his head and smiled, found a comfortable position to lie down, and then called Wanwan at the end of the bed: “Wanwan, come here.”

The kitten was still in heat, and when it heard her voice, it was very excited, it whimpered twice, and ran to lie down in her arms.

The little furry head was buried in her arm, rubbing it up and down, the hips were raised, the tail was stretched straight, and the legs were kicked back.

“Poor.” Yu Zhou hugged it affectionately, and patted the base of its tail lightly.

“It’s not uncomfortable anymore, it’s not uncomfortable anymore.” She coaxed softly, and fell asleep holding the bowl.