Chapter 97 Highlighting the twerking business! Android CP goes to Oita!
Three cups of soy milk and two bowls of tofu.
Gu Huaian drank a bowl of tofu nao, but no one drank from the other bowl. Sister Xilin suggested keeping it for Shang Zhuoyan.
Of the three cups of soy milk, the beautiful cook Xilin drank one, while the movie stars Su and Jiang Shuo didn't drink it, probably because they thought the soy milk from the roadside stall was unclean.
They drank the sponsor's milk and made some money by playing Bo Guangzi.
Of course, out of politeness, they did not refute Gu Huai'an's kindness, and each ate one or two tea eggs.
"Let me go see Shang Zhuoyan..."
Gu Huaian's tofu puffs were quickly gone, but there were still a lot of fried dough sticks left. No one was eating them, so he had already nibbled three or four of them.
After secretly putting two tea eggs into his pocket, carrying a few fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk, Gu Huaian went to where Shang Zhuoyan was practicing dance.
Having said that, Gu Huaian has never seen Shang Zhuoyan practicing dancing.
Shang Zhuoyan and her dance teacher practiced dancing next to the Crystal Courtyard. There was also a small courtyard over there, but it was not decorated much and was not decorated. It was usually used as a resting place for staff, and the staff on duty at night were also I'll sleep here.
Because they are recording right now, there are not many staff around. Shang Zhuoyan, her assistant, manager, and dance teacher are practicing dance in the small courtyard here.
"Dududu..."
"Dong dong dong..."
As soon as he arrived at the door, Gu Huaian heard a burst of dynamic music coming from inside. The volume of the speaker was not turned up very loud, so he could only hear it when he came over.
The music played seems to be the songs of Shang Zhuoyan and her group. The music of the girl group is more dynamic, so that it can match the dance better.
Gu Huaian took a bite of the fried dough sticks and walked over slowly.
The door was open. Gu Huaian walked to the door and saw Shang Zhuoyan inside, dancing with the dance teacher's movements.
I have to practice dance today. When not leaving the country, Shang Zhuoyan wears relatively loose clothes, just a very simple training suit, rose red with stripes...
But who makes Xiao Yema's body so tall? Even wearing such loose clothes, the outline of her round buttocks can be perfectly displayed in front of Gu Huaian's eyes when she lowers her waist.
The size of the chest should not be underestimated. Maybe it is too hot to dance. Zhuo Yan has taken off her upper body training clothes. She wears a gray tight vest on her upper body. She dances and jumps up and down. It is very hot. Eye candy.
Loose at the bottom and tight at the top, this outfit is so trendy.
"Gulu..."
Gu Huaian inserted the straw into the soy milk and took a sip.
Let's just say that Shang Zhuoyan is indeed a female idol famous for her figure. Even if she is practicing ordinary dancing, the scene is very conflicting.
The dance teacher next to her is also a woman. She is good-looking and has a good figure, but she is too dry and has no prominent points or recognition. She is completely incomparable to Shang Zhuoyan.
Sometimes, Gu Huaian feels that Shang Zhuoyan is quite average, but if you compare her with any other female passerby, you will wonder why she stands out so much!
Especially with her figure, her impressive career line is like no one else!
Gu Huaian thought, maybe this is because the comparison objects are different...
Compared with Xi Lin and Pei Jingshu, Shang Zhuoyan really can't do much. One is a red carpet goddess and the other is a domestic entertainment beauty. She has no advantage.
But compared to Deerman, there is nothing she can't defeat.
Having said that, in daily life, Shang Zhuoyan is like an ordinary cute little girl, but when she dances, her charm is felt in front of her even if she looks at the back!
At this moment, Shang Zhuoyan is really the female idol sought after by thousands of people.
"Every time you move, you hit..."
There was music playing on the stereo, and Shang Zhuoyan danced very enthusiastically with the dance teacher. Seeing this scene, Gu Huaian was too embarrassed to disturb her, so he simply squatted against the door frame...
It happened that he hadn't finished eating the fried dough sticks yet, so he happened to be squatting there eating the fried dough sticks and drinking soy milk.
At this time, Gu Huaian still looked like the big pants and flip-flops, squatting there while chewing fried dough sticks and drinking soy milk. That image...
"Pfft...brother!"
Even some viewers couldn’t stand it anymore and couldn’t help but express:
"Is there really no one you care about in domestic entertainment? Brother!"
"No...you told me that "Want to See You" was sung by him???"
"Isn't this just a villager?"
"Ahh! He really enjoys it!"
…
The image of him squatting, eating fried dough sticks and drinking soy milk, to be honest, is not even an adjective like "down-to-earth", he really wants to be stuck to the ground, right?
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】
The system once again gave Gu Huaian a reminder for points to be credited to his account.
Gu Huaian grinned, saying that it was really comfortable to eat while squatting like this.
In his impression, it seems that squatting down to eat breakfast is popular in some areas. He is still holding soy milk. People drink soy milk directly from the bowl without spilling it, which is very cool.
Having said that, Gu Huaian knows how to enjoy himself. Just look at him right now. He is eating breakfast while watching Shang Zhuoyan dance. Is it possible that the audience is so sore to death?
Don't tell me, from Gu Huaian's perspective, it's really quite eye-catching...
With Shang Zhuoyan's figure, you can really push it when you look at it from behind. She has a lot of waist movements in this dance. Every time she pushes up her round buttocks, Gu Huaian can't help but move his eyes away to avoid the sharp edge.
Maybe it was because of the sound of music, so Shang Zhuoyan and the others didn't hear when Gu Huaian came over. Shang Zhuoyan was dancing with her back to Gu Huaian, while her staff was watching directly in front of her. Because of the angle, Gu Huaian was squatting. They didn't find it there either.
Gu Huaian, the old man, didn't say anything, just watching Shang Zhuoyan dance and eating breakfast.
The picture made a bunch of viewers numb, and the barrage slowly floated by:
"You old bastard!"
"It's true that I called you Gu Laolu!"
"You really know how to enjoy it!"
"You are so wretched, Gu Laoliu!"
…
The conscience of heaven and earth, Gu Huaian simply did not want to disturb their dance practice, not for enjoyment at all, these people interpreted it maliciously!
But needless to say, Gu Huaian really enjoyed watching it...
If this was such a close location to Shang Zhuoyan's group's concert, it would definitely be impossible to get it without even three to five thousand people.
His move is the real "advantage" of Zhuo Yan.
Gu Huaian was quite happy when he thought of this. He was just thinking and watching...
"Dududu..."
Suddenly, the music on Shang Zhuoyan's side changed.
Shang Zhuoyan, who was performing various dance moves to the beat, suddenly raised her buttocks when she reached a certain beat, and then...
In the direction of Gu Huaian, there was a burst of... twerking!
"puff……"
Gu Huaian was drinking soy milk. Just now, whenever Shang Zhuoyan's movements were a little bit measured, he would avoid them in a polite and gentlemanly manner. But when it came to this fucking twerk, he really didn't hold back!
A mouthful of soy milk spurted out!
"Um?"
"what sound?"
"Who?"
"Who's behind?"
Gu Huaian made such a comment, Shang Zhuoyan, dance teacher, assistant, agent, staff... all came after hearing the news.
Especially Shang Zhuoyan. Shang Zhuoyan, who was dancing, suddenly heard a jet of sound coming from behind, and she was naturally curious about who it was...
Looking back, he saw Gu Huaian and Gu Laolu squatting on the ground, coughing from choking on the soy milk.
"puff……"
Seeing him like that, Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but giggle.
"Why is it you?"
Maybe it was because she had practiced dancing early in the morning, but there was a little sweat on Shang Zhuoyan's smooth forehead. Under the sunlight, it looked like she had applied highlighter, which added a bit of brilliance to her doll-like facial features.
Her staff also came over after hearing the news. When they saw Gu Huaian squatting on the ground, chewing fried dough sticks and drinking soy milk, they all couldn't help laughing.
His image makes me wonder which villager passed by and squatted at the door to look at him...
"Cough cough cough..."
Gu Huaian coughed for a while, and at the same time his face turned red. Even to his death, he never thought that Shang Zhuoyan would twerk at his position for a while!
What a fucking coincidence.
"Hahaha……"
The audience next door laughed like crazy and added insult to injury by saying:
"You deserve it! Let you peek!"
"Look at your wretched appearance. You have a thief's heart but no courage!"
"Why don't you choke to death, you idiot!"
…
"My..."
Gu Huaian wiped his mouth and said to Shang Zhuoyan:
"I bought breakfast, and then I saw that you never came back. I was thinking about it, so I came over to call you."
Gu Huai'an was explaining the Eight Classics seriously, but Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but laugh when he saw him like this and asked:
"Then why didn't you call me?"
"I'm not..."
Gu Huaian pointed to the sound and dance teacher over there and said:
"I'm watching you dance. It's not convenient to disturb you. I just thought I'd wait until you finish the dance before calling you."
His explanation was very reasonable and there was nothing wrong with it at all.
But Shang Zhuoyan didn't listen at all. Instead, she came over with a smile and asked Gu Huaian:
"Hey, how long have you been here?"
There was a playful expression on her doll-like face, and Shang Zhuoyan's big, watery eyes seemed to see through everything.
"Just...it didn't take long, just a short while."
Gu Huaian felt inexplicably guilty when Shang Zhuoyan looked at her, and he didn't dare to look at her.
"Giggle..."
Shang Zhuoyan suddenly laughed for no reason.
"Are you laughing?"
Gu Huaian scratched his head, smiled a little awkwardly, and looked at Shang Zhuoyan, feeling helpless.
To be honest, Shang Zhuoyan is inexplicably charming at this moment, not just because of the hot dance and the... twerking...
It was probably because she had just finished dancing and exercising, and there was a smell of body fluids and body fragrance on her body, which was very overpowering.
Early in the morning, Shang Zhuoyan seemed to be in a good mood, and seeing Gu Huaian's embarrassment made her laugh.
This picture inexplicably attracted a wave of CP fans...
The barrage is being posted:
“Android CP comes to Oita!”
"Pei Jingshu has left, and 'Pei Ban takes care of' is already in the past tense!"
"Ahh! She smiles so sweetly, he... he is so stupid... he is so earthy and stupid..."
"Hahaha...you are a dog upstairs!"
"Gu Huaian: I'm so excited about Shuan Q!"
…
It turns out that Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian danced "Trouble Maker" together a few days ago, so they also had a CP at that time, called "Shang Xinnan CP".
However, later on, because the name was indeed a bit harsh and not very nice, it was ridiculed by a group of netizens. One Xiuer named the two of them a new CP called "Android CP", which aroused a lot of praise. Their CP was also officially renamed "Android CP".
Sometimes they don't call them "Android CP", just take the comment section of the video where they danced "Trouble Maker", and many people call them "Android Couple".
In short, their CP is actually quite popular, but because Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu's "Pei takes care of the CP" is so good, and last night they had "Want to See You" to help them out, so they are naturally the most popular couple on the show. .
Didn’t Pei Jingshu leave today?
After Pei Jingshu left, the popularity of their CP naturally dropped slightly. At this time, Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian interacted in the same frame, and some interesting chemical reactions occurred. Their "Android CP" also came out for business again.
"What kind of breakfast did you buy?"
Shang Zhuoyan didn't dwell too long on Gu Huaian peeking at her dancing, she just looked down at the breakfast in Gu Huaian's hand...
When she saw the fried dough sticks and soy milk in Gu Huaian's hand, the corners of Shang Zhuoyan's pretty mouth twitched slightly, and she asked:
"Don't tell me it's... fried dough sticks."
"ah."
Gu Huaian nodded honestly and said:
"Can't you?"
While talking...
He even took a bite of the fried dough stick in his hand in front of Shang Zhuoyan.
Shang Zhuoyan: "..."
What a departure!
Li Liyuan's score!
How could Gu Huaian, who lacked a great virtue, think of buying you dough sticks for breakfast while he was practicing dancing?
Originally, her manager had strictly prohibited her from eating any carbohydrates or fried foods recently, but Gu Huai'an was lucky enough to buy a "fried carbohydrate bomb"!
This gave her a hard time!
Yes, she was very greedy when she looked at the fried dough sticks, and she really hadn't eaten them for an unknown amount of time, and she almost forgot the taste, but she really couldn't eat them!
She couldn't bear to eat the braised beef instant noodles that were engraved in her DNA yesterday, and she had to endure the fried dough sticks today, but the crux of the matter was...
She didn't have to endure it!
She never thought that the show would be able to deal with these things!
For a while...
Shang Zhuoyan was also confused and didn't know what to say.
She held her forehead in silence, thinking that as expected of Gu Huaian, she had to do something different for breakfast every day.
"Hey, come on..."
Before she could say anything, Gu Huaian suddenly waved to her with a sullen expression.
Shang Zhuoyan thought it was something, so she lowered her head to look...
"Help me hold some..."
Gu Huaian temporarily handed the fried dough sticks and soy milk to Shang Zhuoyan, and then took out two tea eggs wrapped in transparent plastic bags from his pocket as if he were looking for treasure.
Shang Zhuoyan's eyes lit up when she saw the tea eggs!
It's true that she can't eat fried dough sticks, but tea eggs don't matter. She has to eat eggs anyway. There's nothing unhealthy about tea eggs, and her agent won't allow them.
But……
When she saw the two tea eggs in Gu Huaian's hand and the fried dough stick in her hand, combined at a strange angle...
His eyebrows were raised immediately.
especially……
She was also holding a glass of soy milk in her hand.
For a while...
Shang Zhuoyan became even more confused.
What the hell kind of magical combination is this?
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