NOVEL NEXT Chapter 93 Hey, do you want to form a CP with your sister?
"Huh...scared me."
After taking a closer look, she found that it was a staff member, and Shang Zhuoyan breathed a sigh of relief.
She was really afraid of being discovered by Gu Huaian, because during the day, she actually disliked Gu Huaian's essential oils and toilet water...
It can't be said that she dislikes them. The main reason is that she usually uses cosmetics and perfumes. As a girl, she likes those fragrant smells. When she was a child, she didn't even use them when her family asked her to use them.
The scent of this toilet water and essential oil is so strong that even a little use can cover up the smell of all the cosmetics and perfume on her body.
Especially at that time, the smell of his toilet water and Fengyou essence had washed away the fragrance of Su Yuntang Dahongpao's tea!
Shang Zhuoyan thought at that time that she would not be able to use this wind oil essence and toilet water even if she were killed.
Now she was very glad that she didn't say those words, otherwise it would have been really delicious...
"呲呲......"
Shang Zhuoyan breathed a sigh of relief after spraying some toilet water and rubbing some Fengyoujing. The itchy area felt cool and comfortable.
At this time, she was thinking that Gu Huaian might not be so glamorous, but he was really pragmatic.
Under the moonlight, even if she was wearing pajamas, it was difficult to conceal Shang Zhuoyan's hot and curvy figure, and her pretty, doll-like face was dripping with yearning.
"Aren't you still sending heartbeat messages?"
At this time, the staff on duty came to remind her.
"Heartbeat message?"
Xiaoma Shang Zhuoyan smiled charmingly when she heard this and said:
"It has been sent to Gu Huaian a long time ago."
After she learned that Pei Jingshu had left, she sent her heart-warming message to Gu Huaian without any hesitation.
It is worth mentioning that tonight Shang Zhuoyan and Sister Xilin thought of going together, and they both included pictures.
Sister Xilin was relatively reserved and took photos with her hands; Shang Zhuoyan directly chose a self-portrait of her face. In the photo, she wore a cute ponytail, and her ever-changing girl style was clearly visible. She showed off her playful scissor hands and winked. Pout your little mouth, be as tempting as you want!
She captioned it:
"Hey, do you want to form a CP with me?"
Straightforward and hot, just like her Shang Zhuoyan personality, she is so aggressive.
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Gu Huaian's room.
"Hey...what are you doing!"
Gu Huaian, who was standing at the window to close the window, found that there were a few mosquitoes trying to get in, which made others numb. MD, he smelled like toilet water and it was useless even if you got in, my friend!
"well……"
Feeling helpless, Gu Huaian sighed and simply ignored it, letting them dig in as they pleased.
Holding the phone in his arms, Gu Huaian lay on the bed and looked at two heart-warming messages from Sister Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan, feeling a little embarrassed.
To be honest, Gu Huaian has always been a dedicated person, especially when it comes to relationships, at least that's what he thinks.
Until now when he came to this show, he actually liked Pei Jingshu. He originally thought that by the end of this show, they would be the most deadly pair of CPs, and there would be no accidents...
Who would have thought that Pei Jingshu would suddenly leave the team to go to work, and he would be forced to send a heartfelt message to one of Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan!
The most terrible thing is that the two girls sent him heart-warming messages again tonight, and what's even more terrible is that he just sang "Want to See You" to Pei Jingshu today...
Gu Huaian couldn't help but want to complain about the program team. Why do you still have such a bad program, forcing people to become scumbags?
I was scolded, you are responsible!
Mullet roe!
Looking at the heart-warming messages from Sister Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huaian's difficulty in choosing recurred...
If you want to talk about advantages, then Shang Zhuoyan definitely has advantages.
She is so straightforward and hot, what boy can refuse such a heart-warming message that is like a direct pursuit of love?
It has never been Shang Zhuoyan's style to not fight or grab. She can get what she wants even if she finds every opportunity and uses a hoe to pry around the corner!
But the heart-warming message sent by Sister Xilin is not bad either. To be honest, she is her sister, and even the covert photo of her arm made Gu Laolu fantasize about it.
This really makes it difficult for Gu Huaian to make a choice!
He is exactly the opposite of Jiang Shuo. Jiang Shuo now wants one of the two female guests to send him a heart-warming message, so he can choose to reply to one of them. Gu Huaian hopes that both female guests will leave him alone. Create an affectionate persona where he is forced to send heart-warming messages, rather than being forced to reply.
All we can say is that those who suffer from drought will die from drought, and those who suffer from drought will die from waterlogging.
It was really a headache to think about it, so Gu Huaian finally chose to reply to Shang Zhuoyan.
He said:
"Delete this photo. There's a vegetable stuck in your teeth."
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just.
Shang Zhuoyan finished spraying toilet water downstairs and was just about to go upstairs.
"Ding dong."
Suddenly a notification came from the phone.
"Eh?"
Little Mustang's eyes lit up, his heart trembled with excitement, and he hurried over to grab the phone!
A pair of big doll-like eyes looked expectantly, and then they saw Gu Huaian's reply message...
Shang Zhuoyan was stunned for a moment, and then she unbelievably clicked on the beautiful photo she sent to Gu Huaian. When she zoomed in, she found that there was an invisible green vegetable between her teeth in the photo!
"Ah! How embarrassing!"
At this moment, Shang Zhuoyan's pretty face turned red with embarrassment, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. Oh, Shang Zhuoyan, the photo with green vegetables on her teeth was sent to someone else!
This exciting message was posted on the official account of the program and was whipped to death by netizens. Isn’t she going to die? !
Thinking of this, she didn't know whether she was ashamed or angry. Shang Zhuoyan raised her head and stared in the direction of Gu Huaian's room, stamped her feet angrily, and muttered:
"This bastard..."
If he hadn’t told me, no one might have discovered it yet!
It is worth mentioning that when she stamped her feet, the flesh on her thighs rippled a few times, which was very eye-catching.
moment.
"puff……"
She couldn't help but laugh in anger again.
Under the bright moonlight, even wearing cute pink pajamas, Shang Zhuoyan could not hide her hot figure. At this time, Shang Zhuoyan could be said to be angry and happy.
Call her angry, Gu Huaian did reply to her heartbeat message, and did not choose Sister Xilin.
You say you are happy, look at what nonsense this bastard said!
She didn't even know what to say.
She was thinking, why could Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu be so sweet and so funny when they came to her place? !
What the hell!
Don’t funny girls deserve love? !
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After Pei Jingshu left, chattering and noisy, this "intense and exciting" "heartbeat information" session finally came to an end.
In the evening, Gu Huaian once again posted various hot searches in various postures and styles.
“ # The biggest eye-catching bag in the history of entertainment industry! # ”
" # Instant noodles, toilet water, and Fengyoujing, how good is Gu Huaian at home! # "
“ # Extra plot of slippers! # ”
“ # Gu Huaian’s same ham sausage chewing method! # ”
“ # Su Yuntang’s Kung Fu tea; Gu Huaian’s iced black tea! # ”
" # No one should try to talk about style in front of Gu Huaian in any form! # "
" # "Want to see you, want to see you, want to see you"! # "
" # Pei Ban takes care of CP, please lock him up! # "
" # Gu Huaian's heart-warming message was sent to Shang Zhuoyan! # "
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Speaking of which, Gu Huaian is also a "hotly searched for physique".
Ever since he appeared on the show "Crystal Love Season", he has been trending almost every day, with all kinds of strange and diverse poses. The key is that he has never done the same thing twice, which is also admirable.
There's nothing I can do about it, he's so good at doing things. Who's an artist on a show who cooks instant noodles in the morning and then uses toilet water and Fengyou essence when bitten by a mosquito?
These things are quite explosive not only in the history of variety shows, but also in the history of the entire entertainment industry!
The most ridiculous thing is Gu Huaian's flip-flops. MD's flip-flops are like a spirit. Now when everyone hears the footsteps of his slippers, they can all keenly know that it is Gu Huaian who is here. He was born with his own BGM. !
God knows how strong the visual conflict was when he was holding an umbrella and running in the yard while a group of guests were enjoying tea in the living room!
Speaking of this, everyone has to feel sorry for the actor Su Yuntang...
Logically speaking, Su Yuntang's Kung Fu tea brewing is very standard, and the techniques are textbook level.
If it weren't for Gu Huaian, Su Yuntang's Dahongpao Kung Fu Tea would have been the most popular on the internet.
But the crux of the matter is that his Da Hong Pao Kung Fu Tea is linked to Gu Huaian's "Iced Black Tea"!
Even if it is a gimmick, everyone will immediately pay attention to Gu Huaian's "Iced Black Tea". This wave of Su Yuntang's Kung Fu Tea is like a foil to Gu Huaian's iced black tea, contributing to his popularity!
This left Su Yuntang's fans speechless for a while, and they couldn't help but laugh or cry. In the end, they could only say...
"I feel sorry for Su Yuntang!"
Having said that, Gu Huaian really often contributes things that are out of the ordinary to everyone these days.
The day before yesterday, I and Pei Jingshu contributed an out-of-the-art style "Chopstick Hair Pair" to everyone. Today, there is also something out-of-the-art...
It's just that this thing that is out of the circle is a bit embarrassing in a strict sense.
That was Gu Huaian's "chewing method" for chewing ham sausage.
I don’t know which Internet celebrity blogger with a bad brain watched the show to watch Gu Huaian’s “gnawing method” which was very interesting. He posted a “same style video”. Unexpectedly, he was favored by the platform and distributed a lot!
Then it got out of hand. Many Internet celebrity bloggers immediately followed the trend as soon as they saw the trend. In just half a day, this "gnawing method" became popular.
Douyin even mentioned a hot search topic called:
“ # Gu Huaian’s same ham sausage chewing method! # ”
The video attracted widespread attention and raised the topic to a level it should not have reached. At first it was just a lot of follower bloggers, then some food bloggers, and then...
MD actually has a Xiuer cross-dressing blogger who did a "ham-chewing cross-dressing"!
It can be said that he has a brilliant mind and is very amusing!
To be honest, when Gu Huaian saw it, everyone was confused and almost wanted to curse...
You said that people like to bring up topics related to "the same style", either the same style or the same makeup, but Pei Jingshu still has the same hair style...
Why did they become the same type when they came to him...? ? ?
Are you wearing the same style? !
It’s so embarrassing to step on a horse! ! !
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